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I'm just imagining your reaction when you go to check on your chocolate stash 😇 😈
Why are you selling your car? |
Wanted a go-kart instead, like one from Mario Kart. Runs underwater. Survives collisions with trains, penguins, and cows without a scratch. Gets great gas mileage too.
Who are you dressed up as? |
As a witch, of course! Whatever I dress up as is what I become. And currently I need some witchy witchcraft in order to punish evildoers!
Can you lend me your car? |
I can! I had so much fun with it when I was still a Ralts!
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Can you introduce me to your friends ? |
Sure.... they're a rowdy bunch though.
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Have you seen my Eevee plush? |
ReKoil. You're an adult now, so I have to tell you.
Your Eevee plushie was never a plushie. It was actually an Eevee. Eevee was destined to save a parallel world. Because of a Dusknoir stealing all the Time Gears, Dialga became mad and time is not working properly in that world. They needed a hero to save them: your Eevee. Spoiler:
If we caught every Pokémon, would this be a mass extinction of Pokémons? |
No, because it would be part of the pokémon's secret plan to take over the world!
Which pokémon would you vote for to become President ? |
Magikarp. It may look weak. But it definitely has the potential to become something greater!
Imagine a Gyarados sitting behind a desk pondering over a pile of paper Who invented the spoon? |
The Babylonians. They needed a better option than a spork after they invented soup.
Why is the water on fire? |
Oh! Sorry... I wanted to fact-check how the Scald move works, but I didn't have any pokémon knowing this move at hand...
Why don't we just go straight forward ? |
It's a trap. Things are never as simple as they may look. Roads are no different!
Can you imagine the pain and suffering they must have gone through? |
I can, I was the one who put them through it after all!
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No I did not submit the proper paperwork to form a rebellion, we're rebelling!
Do you know the muffin man? |
Yes, but we struck a deal and I can't give away his location.
How do you maximize efficiency? |
I set the bar low. It still ends in disappointment. But at least now it's more efficient. :D
Why are you smashing atoms together? |
To try and make a black hole without spending all of my power! And to divert attention so that I can steal a certain chocolate stack.
Edit: Sorry for forgetting to write a question, the black hole also diverted my own attention... |
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Can anyone give me the time please? |
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Are these car keys yours? |
Oh, no. I just borrowed them from this human over here, after I convinced him to let me try his car by using Attract.
Since when do you own this luxurious mansion ? |
Own...yes own. Obviously this is mine. From a sweepstakes.
Hey what's that behind you? |
It's my trainer. I sometimes let him out of his human-ball.
How do you maintain this long and soft hair? |
I have a mane maid who grows it for me during the week, and then I simply take it for weekend functions, before giving it back to them on Monday morning!
Who was the first person on the moon? |
Albert Einstein. The lengths that he went to just to disprove quantum physics...
Why are you lying on a bed full of flowers? |
Just thought I'd try out one of those flowerbeds I keep hearing people talk about =3
Did you draw this? |
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I'm so good at it! Is that you on this photography ? |
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