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In a bottle or a glass. Saves a lot of trouble!
What's your motto? |
Better to sleep late and get fired than to wake up early and have to work.
Why are you painting your car keys? |
In case I lost them, I'll use the picture to explain to others how they looked like.
Which bird has the largest wings? |
Why that would be the hummingbird. You'd never know though, but that's the secret to how they manage to hover so easily!
You're at your door and it is locked with your keys in the house. What do you do? |
I'd look for Blue Police Telephone Box that makes a distinct whooshing sound when in use and ask them to take me back in time a bit, right before I locked myself out.
What is your preferred drinking container? |
The skulls of my enemies. It has to be multiple too, one is not enough.
If I train behind a waterfall for 10 years, what will happen to me? |
You'll become a Water type and be weak to my Freeze-Dry 😈
Why are you looking at me like that? |
Looking at you like what? I don't have any eyes, I can't be looking at anything!
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? |
Sure, I'll tell the truth as I know it, exactly the way it has been passed down to me by Lord Eevolitus.
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Oh yes I sent it to assassinate you! Now that you've seen it its already too late to get away!
Which were the two sides that fought the second world war? |
There were in fact 400 sides that fought, I think you need to check your sauces.
What is your favourite book to read? |
The diary of Tom Riddle. Yes, I am still a death eater muwaha. Once I sacrifice this puny muggle then the Dark Lord will rise once more!
Dressing up for Halloween? |
Hm? If I am dressing up for Halloween? Nah, I'm scary enough as it is.
What does a Magikarp taste like? |
It tastes like sadness and makes you wanna flop around aimlessly =\
Are you the one they call the 'Dark Lord' ? |
Yes! Not the Dork Lord! Stop getting it wrong! Rules over the dark and shadowy places. Sends spiders from those places to take over residences all over the world. Abra Kadabras anyone who stands in the way.
Why do some many people like dogs and cats? |
Because they eat all the meat that we soon won't need anymore, with all the vegetarianism spreading!!1
Why am I so busy? |
If you call sleeping an activity, that would explain your business all right!
Who can defeat Jafar? |
Stitch. Zips in. Blasts Jafar with lasers. Steals the lamp. Done.
What do you do to relax? |
Robbing banks is a pleasant little activity.
What's your favorite season? |
It 100% has to be the season of Winter because it means I can lick a lamppost and get my tongue stuck on it.
If Sandra has 3 apples and gives me 1, how many bananas does she have left? |
-15 bananas. Borrowed heavily. Dealt with compounding interest on the banana loan too.
Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? |
It is the one who does not give any favour to anyone so that everyone is treated equally!
What question could I ask next ? |
Why not make it one about politics? You'll surely liven up the place 😈
Why are you riding your bike on the highway? |
So that I can be back home faster!
What type(s) should our next pokémon president be ? |
Fairy. Demands a Fidough in office!
What is the most interesting place you have ever visited? |
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