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I don't, the only impact I know is this giga impact. I love that move, let me show you...oooops, I have lost control, look out...BOOM!
Do you know the know the muffin man? |
No, I've only ever heard of the Muffin Woman.
What is the best way to heat up soup? |
Chuck it in the Arctic Circle somewhere and hope for the best. I mean, they do say ice CAN burn you...
What's the best way to eat soup that's been left to freeze? |
Just gnaw on it honestly. It's good for your teeth.
Unrelated, but how does one fix a broken tooth? |
Do what I'm doing right now and simply don't - 10 months and counting and it's still going strong :sunglasses:
Best way to deal with an earthquake? |
You're gonna wanna get above anything that's falling down, so get yourself to the roof of the tallest building in your area. Good luck!
How can I cure my cat's sneezes? |
Find the human they are allergic to in your home and evict them
What are stars made of? |
Spiders. Lots and lots of spiders. Don't worry about it.
What should I do if I'm always cold? |
Simply move to Mali, where the average yearly temperature is 83.89°F
How do I revive a wilted plant? |
Okay, it's not quite dead, but I think necromancy might be applicable here.
Where should I go if I want to buy candles? |
Why buy candles when our ears naturally produce wax? Save money and learn a new craft
Is my gumbo mid? |
Oh, I... didn't realize that was gumbo. Hm. Okay.
How much should I spend on new socks? |
I'd suggest at least $1000 a week - those feet need the best socks you can get!
How can I earn $1000 a week easily? |
Selling socks to me, obviously!
What is sunbathing? |
Another name for a solar eclipse cause it's when the sun leaves for a bit for a bath.
What is a lunar eclipse? |
That's just another name for fancams of the moon.
What is the moon, anyway? |
It's a giant egg
What do you think will hatch from it? |
Just a regular-sized chicken, unfortunately.
What happens as the moon chicken grows up? |
The moon chicken will live and die alone - unfortunately we only had one moon so it is the only one of its kind
Incidentally, we now also have no moon. How is our world affected by this? |
Surprisingly, it isn't.
Which then begs the question- what's been controlling the tides? |
The Illuminati, of course - what don't they control
Seriously, what don't they control...? |
They don't control the worms. It's very important that they don't control the worms.
The question is: are the worms self-governing, though? |
No, they're in fact ruled by the birds that come to eat them every morning.
What's your favourite bird? |
Jimmy. He's in my cat's digestive tract now, may he rest in peace
If the universe is so big, then why won't it fight me? |
It doesn't bother because it knows that you know that in your heart of hearts you've already lost.
When will this madness end? |
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