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VisionofMilotic October 18th, 2022 12:40 PM

I don't, the only impact I know is this giga impact. I love that move, let me show you...oooops, I have lost control, look out...BOOM!

Do you know the know the muffin man?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 12:56 PM

No, I've only ever heard of the Muffin Woman.

What is the best way to heat up soup?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 1:14 PM

Chuck it in the Arctic Circle somewhere and hope for the best. I mean, they do say ice CAN burn you...

What's the best way to eat soup that's been left to freeze?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:17 PM

Just gnaw on it honestly. It's good for your teeth.

Unrelated, but how does one fix a broken tooth?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 1:18 PM

Do what I'm doing right now and simply don't - 10 months and counting and it's still going strong :sunglasses:

Best way to deal with an earthquake?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:21 PM

You're gonna wanna get above anything that's falling down, so get yourself to the roof of the tallest building in your area. Good luck!

How can I cure my cat's sneezes?

Juno October 18th, 2022 1:21 PM

Find the human they are allergic to in your home and evict them

What are stars made of?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:25 PM

Spiders. Lots and lots of spiders. Don't worry about it.

What should I do if I'm always cold?

Juno October 18th, 2022 1:28 PM

Simply move to Mali, where the average yearly temperature is 83.89°F

How do I revive a wilted plant?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:30 PM

Okay, it's not quite dead, but I think necromancy might be applicable here.

Where should I go if I want to buy candles?

Juno October 18th, 2022 1:33 PM

Why buy candles when our ears naturally produce wax? Save money and learn a new craft

Is my gumbo mid?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:36 PM

Oh, I... didn't realize that was gumbo. Hm. Okay.

How much should I spend on new socks?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 1:38 PM

I'd suggest at least $1000 a week - those feet need the best socks you can get!

How can I earn $1000 a week easily?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:40 PM

Selling socks to me, obviously!

What is sunbathing?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 1:50 PM

Another name for a solar eclipse cause it's when the sun leaves for a bit for a bath.

What is a lunar eclipse?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:51 PM

That's just another name for fancams of the moon.

What is the moon, anyway?

Juno October 18th, 2022 1:55 PM

It's a giant egg

What do you think will hatch from it?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 1:57 PM

Just a regular-sized chicken, unfortunately.

What happens as the moon chicken grows up?

Juno October 18th, 2022 2:03 PM

The moon chicken will live and die alone - unfortunately we only had one moon so it is the only one of its kind

Incidentally, we now also have no moon. How is our world affected by this?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 2:05 PM

Surprisingly, it isn't.

Which then begs the question- what's been controlling the tides?

Juno October 18th, 2022 2:10 PM

The Illuminati, of course - what don't they control

Seriously, what don't they control...?

Aquacorde October 18th, 2022 2:12 PM

They don't control the worms. It's very important that they don't control the worms.

The question is: are the worms self-governing, though?

Arcaneum October 18th, 2022 2:13 PM

No, they're in fact ruled by the birds that come to eat them every morning.

What's your favourite bird?

Juno October 18th, 2022 2:17 PM

Jimmy. He's in my cat's digestive tract now, may he rest in peace

If the universe is so big, then why won't it fight me?

Megan October 18th, 2022 8:02 PM

It doesn't bother because it knows that you know that in your heart of hearts you've already lost.

When will this madness end?


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