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ReKoil October 19th, 2022 11:40 AM

It will end on Friday the 13th, 2026. The day the eeveelutionati will invade and teach humans how to behave decently. No more wars, no more conflicts, and equality for all! as our servants =3

Why do you have a talking hat?

StCooler October 19th, 2022 5:27 PM

I need help to choose which of my four houses I go to after work.

How can you tell this is gold and not plain iron?

Megan October 19th, 2022 8:16 PM

Because it was too soft to make into a new hammer.

Which of the following animals to you like most:

ReKoil October 20th, 2022 9:43 AM

Hmmm.... Pterodactyls, Rhinos, saber-toothed tigers or Mammoths, huh?
Well Rhinos are the only ones there that have gone extinct, so it's gotta be the best!
Don't mind me as I fill in that blank myself :coolcat:

Why do you want to join the Judoon?


Starlight October 21st, 2022 1:18 PM

I don't... because I'm already a member! All PC staff are actually Judoon. We make the best forum police - Megan's hammer is actually a weapon that sends you to an off-world prison!

Did you find Wally?

Megan October 21st, 2022 10:59 PM

Yes, I actually found an easy way to do it, too: you just shake the book until all the other humans fall out of it!

What's the first video game you ever played?

StCooler October 22nd, 2022 3:13 AM

It's called LIFE, developed by God or Darwin.
The quantity of content is exceptional, the graphics are the best I've ever seen. However it's kind of a Rogue-like, in that it's very hard, you cannot try bosses again and again, and there is a lot of procedural generation, in particular in the storylines and characters. Plus it's somewhat frustrating, because when you die, you cannot respawn. There is no checkpoint! WTF! They really need to update this game.

Why did you refuse to be the Queen of England?

ReKoil October 22nd, 2022 10:09 AM

You don't actually expect me to take the flak for those who have taken that position before it was offered to me, right? :coolcat:
I mean... I was just walking down the street minding my own business when some creepy aristocrat approached me! Clearly there were ulterior motives!



Do you know a good dungeon nearby, so I can go grind up my level?

Megan October 22nd, 2022 8:33 PM

Yeah, actually I just opened up one of those in my basement. It's quite popular, too. I constantly have to sent more and more people there. And they even make stuff in it. :D

What's your favorite music?

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 23rd, 2022 12:18 PM

My favourite music is the chant of my devoted fans as they venerate me!

What is the activity you are the best at ?

Cosmega October 24th, 2022 4:59 AM

It’s an activity called nothing, it’s really fun, actually! You should try it! People say it’s good for your mental health, and I can aprove that.

What’s that movie you’re watching?

ReKoil October 24th, 2022 8:13 AM

It's called 'A Christmas Glaceon'. It's about this Glaceon who tries to soften people's hearts to generosity and get them to be charitable, by using Eeveelutions, sending them over with special powers bestowed upon them by Espeon. Soon these people will find themselves visited by the Umbreon of Christmas Past, the Flareon of Christmas present and the Sylveon of Christmas future!
And ofc, if the warnings aren't heeded, I hop on over to claim their souls for the Demon princess! Ahm... I mean... send them to rehabilition! 😇



Why do you keep leaving empty chocolate bar wrappers in front of my door? D=

Starlight October 24th, 2022 12:14 PM

I leave them there to taunt you. Have you not noticed they are the ones that formerly wrapped the bars in your cupboards... 😈

What is the best way to cook an egg?

Megan October 24th, 2022 8:36 PM

You put them into a pan and then you occasionally flip them like a pancake. If the egg shell breaks that means you did something wrong.

How do you use an ATM?

ReKoil October 25th, 2022 8:21 AM

You put your money in and wait for a plastic card to come out! Hope you like your new trainer human card =D
Oh and remember to smile as you put your money in.... it takes a photo on the spot... wouldn't want to look cranky on your calling card!

Can we have the recipe for this delicious cake you baked us?


Starlight October 26th, 2022 2:02 PM

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a Koily snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of Eevee and toe of Jolteon,
Wool of Sheep and tongue of Flareon,
Cooler’s fork and Megan’s sting,
Umbreon’s leg and Rowlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a Starlight’s blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

Enjoy 🤤

Who stole all my blood?

Megan October 26th, 2022 8:13 PM

It's the Mosquito Mafia, they're at it again! They've been getting more and more influence ever since they teamed up with the Global Warming Lobby...

How can we stop our current crisis?

ReKoil October 27th, 2022 10:54 AM

Just have FCG toss a Black Hole at the trouble makers.... problem solved!

How do you stay fit?

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 27th, 2022 11:01 AM

I stay fit by doing morning 20 push-ups every day (gravity not negated of course) and by lifting weights in the late afternoon (with a bit of help from my Telekinesis move of course)!

What is your favourite TV show besides mine ?

Starlight October 29th, 2022 6:47 PM

I have never heard of this word... TV??? Oh you mean Tommy Vercetti! Right! I liked that story where he went to Walmart but was kicked out for cancelling black Friday sales and Christmas too. He just kept shouting 476 over and over... 476. 476. 476!!!

How am I gonna get this heavy box up that hill?

Megan October 29th, 2022 7:29 PM

You carry it up. But here's the catch: before you do you should rename yourself. Sisyphus isn't exactly a good name for that type of activity.

What did you do with all that cheese?

ReKoil October 30th, 2022 9:47 AM

I shoved it all into my USB port and uploaded it to various games so people could cheese them =D

How do you peel and cut an onion without crying?

StCooler October 30th, 2022 6:10 PM

I have no heart. So when I hear their sad stories, they don't affect me.

What is this alarm?

Megan October 30th, 2022 9:59 PM

I can't tell you why. All I know is that it is always ringing when I happen to show up. :(

It's in one of those boxes over there.

ReKoil October 31st, 2022 8:32 AM

Have you seen my sanity anywhere? 😏
I'm tired from drawing all day and you had me thinking this was question the answer above....

Attempt 2:
'It's in one of those boxes over there?'
There are only empty boxes here... filled with the hopes and dreams of my adversaries. 😈


Why did you close your restaurant a mere 1 week after opening?


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