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I got a nasty 1-star review on Yelp. That guy was a meanie ;-;
What happens if my toast lands butter side up? |
It's the definitive proof that Murphy's law is wrong and then the universe explodes.
What do we do with that dragon in our backyard? |
Feed our enemies to it 😈
Put a saddle on it and tame it like you would a horse in Minecraft. It'll submit eventually and then you can soar the skies on the back of a dragon! Why is there an elephant in your living room? |
It's game night! Paula is amazing at Splatoon!!!
What concert would you like to go to? |
There's this band that's been spreading for the last couple years. Apparently it's called "The Virus". It seemed to be pretty popular until this year.
What's your plan for next year? |
Oh you know... just some light world domination here and there with the help of the multiverse. Same old same old.
How are your sunflowers always facing me, no matter what side I look at them from? |
You are so brilliant, they ignore the sun :)
Why can't you help me with my house move tomorrow? |
Sorry, I have to walk my pet fish at that time :(
Why does it say gullible on the ceiling? |
It's to remind people of their own flaws. You think of yourself too highly and snobbishly raise your head only to immediately be brought back down to Earth.
Can you explain to me how babies are made? |
It’s like when one parent goes: “I want to have a baby” and then if their partner accepts, a star falls in their bed, and, after nine months, the star turns into a baby. Side effects include the mom continuously gaining weight uncontrollably in those months.
What did you have for lunch? |
I had:
- A boar with fries, - A flock of gooses, - A herd of mutton, - An omelette made with eight dozens of eggs, - A school of fish, - A beef, a cow and two lambs, - A mountain of caviar and a little toast to go with it, - A stuffed camel - An elephant filled with olives, ... These were the appetizers. I would have detailed the main course and the desserts but the list would be too long. What do you eat for teatime ? |
Some very tasty ice tea cubes, chocolate flavor! Made them myself!
I first blended all the chocolate I could find, then froze it and cut it into cubes! Why do you have so many file cabinets? |
I categorize all the "accidents" that happen all the time around me. There must be a reason for them!
Why did you drop the bomb? |
I didn't drop him, he fell off that bridge! Bobby the Bob-omb has a terrible habit of getting himself into trouble 😭
Can you recommend me a good name for a pet woodlouse? |
The Carpenter. Then you just need to find it's soulmate and you can start The Carpenters !
How did you get into that exclusive club without a reservation? 🤔 |
I just stared at the bouncer until he was scared of me.
Where did find that chocolate? |
It fell from the sky during a chocolate storm. It's a weather condition that has been getting rarer and rarer ever since we invented climate change.
How do you do a backflip? |
I just do a front flip and record it, then play it back backwards =D
Where did you find that pitchfork? |
Salem 1690. In my mighty time machine.
What do you call a seaking who can't see? |
Blind, of course! :P
What do you call a street that's not snow? |
The Outdoor Discotheque.... let's boogie woogie!
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Catch Kyogre and let it out in your house. Its ability will do the rest!
How do you clear the sky from clouds ? |
You take a deep breath and blow out all the bad stuff. Soon enough it'll all be clear.
What is the best chicken dish? |
Unfortunately I've never been to a Chicken restaurant so I don't know what the Chicken people cook.
What do you know about your future? |
That it'll be fun and not a total nightmare.
Who would win: a billion Pyroar or the sun? |
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