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RadEmpoleon November 1st, 2022 7:31 PM

I got a nasty 1-star review on Yelp. That guy was a meanie ;-;

What happens if my toast lands butter side up?

Megan November 1st, 2022 8:57 PM

It's the definitive proof that Murphy's law is wrong and then the universe explodes.

What do we do with that dragon in our backyard?

ReKoil November 2nd, 2022 10:52 AM

Feed our enemies to it 😈

Put a saddle on it and tame it like you would a horse in Minecraft. It'll submit eventually and then you can soar the skies on the back of a dragon!

Why is there an elephant in your living room?

Starlight November 2nd, 2022 1:51 PM

It's game night! Paula is amazing at Splatoon!!!

What concert would you like to go to?

Megan November 2nd, 2022 9:30 PM

There's this band that's been spreading for the last couple years. Apparently it's called "The Virus". It seemed to be pretty popular until this year.

What's your plan for next year?

ReKoil November 3rd, 2022 10:54 AM

Oh you know... just some light world domination here and there with the help of the multiverse. Same old same old.

How are your sunflowers always facing me, no matter what side I look at them from?

StCooler November 3rd, 2022 2:45 PM

You are so brilliant, they ignore the sun :)

Why can't you help me with my house move tomorrow?

RadEmpoleon November 3rd, 2022 5:20 PM

Sorry, I have to walk my pet fish at that time :(

Why does it say gullible on the ceiling?

Megan November 3rd, 2022 9:12 PM

It's to remind people of their own flaws. You think of yourself too highly and snobbishly raise your head only to immediately be brought back down to Earth.

Can you explain to me how babies are made?

Cosmega November 4th, 2022 3:49 AM

It’s like when one parent goes: “I want to have a baby” and then if their partner accepts, a star falls in their bed, and, after nine months, the star turns into a baby. Side effects include the mom continuously gaining weight uncontrollably in those months.


What did you have for lunch?

Fact Checking Gardevoir November 4th, 2022 6:23 AM

I had:
- A boar with fries,
- A flock of gooses,
- A herd of mutton,
- An omelette made with eight dozens of eggs,
- A school of fish,
- A beef, a cow and two lambs,
- A mountain of caviar and a little toast to go with it,
- A stuffed camel
- An elephant filled with olives, ...

These were the appetizers. I would have detailed the main course and the desserts but the list would be too long.

What do you eat for teatime ?

ReKoil November 4th, 2022 9:56 AM

Some very tasty ice tea cubes, chocolate flavor! Made them myself!
I first blended all the chocolate I could find, then froze it and cut it into cubes!

Why do you have so many file cabinets?

Megan November 4th, 2022 9:10 PM

I categorize all the "accidents" that happen all the time around me. There must be a reason for them!

Why did you drop the bomb?

Starlight November 7th, 2022 8:38 AM

I didn't drop him, he fell off that bridge! Bobby the Bob-omb has a terrible habit of getting himself into trouble 😭

Can you recommend me a good name for a pet woodlouse?

ReKoil November 7th, 2022 10:39 AM

The Carpenter. Then you just need to find it's soulmate and you can start The Carpenters !

How did you get into that exclusive club without a reservation? 🤔

StCooler November 7th, 2022 5:09 PM

I just stared at the bouncer until he was scared of me.

Where did find that chocolate?

Megan November 7th, 2022 9:25 PM

It fell from the sky during a chocolate storm. It's a weather condition that has been getting rarer and rarer ever since we invented climate change.

How do you do a backflip?

ReKoil November 8th, 2022 10:18 AM

I just do a front flip and record it, then play it back backwards =D

Where did you find that pitchfork?

ZeoStar November 16th, 2022 2:56 PM

Salem 1690. In my mighty time machine.

What do you call a seaking who can't see?

Megan November 16th, 2022 9:08 PM

Blind, of course! :P

What do you call a street that's not snow?

ReKoil November 17th, 2022 9:09 AM

The Outdoor Discotheque.... let's boogie woogie!

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What's the best way to bring the rain outside into your house?

Fact Checking Gardevoir November 17th, 2022 9:31 AM

Catch Kyogre and let it out in your house. Its ability will do the rest!

How do you clear the sky from clouds ?

Interial November 17th, 2022 12:40 PM

You take a deep breath and blow out all the bad stuff. Soon enough it'll all be clear.

What is the best chicken dish?

StCooler November 17th, 2022 6:58 PM

Unfortunately I've never been to a Chicken restaurant so I don't know what the Chicken people cook.

What do you know about your future?

Megan November 17th, 2022 8:59 PM

That it'll be fun and not a total nightmare.

Who would win: a billion Pyroar or the sun?


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