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Just make sure you drink a lot of milk! Calcium is important, you know =3
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Why do you keep avoiding me? |
I'm sorry, do I know you?
It won't always be the same. |
That question caught me off-guard. :(
How to make friends? |
Hypnotize your target. Keep suggesting that you two are friends now and that they should do everything for you for several hours on end. End the hypnosis and enjoy your new slave friend!
What's your most well known invention? |
Well you know how people think the moon landings were faked? All that talk of NASA not having the technical expertise to put a man on the Moon in the 60's, the absence of stars in lunar photographs from the Apollo missions, and strange shadows in the moon pics etc. etc?
You may also recall people suggesting that Hollywood faked it with Stanley Kubrick directing and Walt Disney paying, all based on a script by none other than Arthur C. Clarke? Well I actually designed part of the hoax. If you've heard that Kubrick allegedly used a special f/0.7 aperture lens to film it, well that lens, yes that lens, that very special piece of equipment... that was invented by someone else. I actually invented the moon! Even that is a hoax, there is actually no such thing! Shhh tell NO ONE 😶 Where do you think Elvis is actually hiding out? |
Well, he sure left the building. I've heard Area 51 is a nice place. Though, after Internet Historians documentary I'm not quite sure, anymore.
What do you do with all those pills? |
I bottle them and leave them lying around in strategic places just so that people can go and shout 'PILLZ HERE!' when the Zombie apocalypse starts!
Would you like to decorate my Christmas tree? =D |
Excuse me? I don't even celebrate Christmas. 🤔
40⁰C or 40⁰F? |
It's 40 degrees on a triangle!
Where did you learn how to fly? |
My parents insisted I leave home so they drove me up a cliff and just shoved me off :sadwick:
I can now fly circles around them though! =D Which I totally don't use to bully them, nuh-uh, idk what you're talking about! Would you like to swing on a star ? |
Swing on... what, Kirby's Warp Star? 🤔
Now, shall we dance? |
Sure, just let me look for my clown shoes...
How did you get that Nobel Peace Prize? |
I decided not to invade your mind.
Where did that bird come from? |
A nearby magician is practicing his hat tricks. He puts on the hat and then a bird comes out of his mouth!
Why he uses a vulture instead of a pigeon, that I don't know. Could you teach me how to operate a forklift? |
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You do a little dance, pray to god and if he isn't too busy making people salty in LoL he'll do it for you.
Can you open that jar for me? |
I did... or I thought I did... something seems to have gone wrong 🤔
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Why do you have no doorbell ? |
I am a lady, my beauty sleep must not be disturbed!
Why do you not have any oven in your kitchen ? |
I only have to stare at my food to cook it.
Where's your cat? |
It left on a journey of self discovery. It also took all my nukes with it for some reason. :(
Who are you again? |
I'm here about your car insurance =D
That's mean professor.... you created me in your lab, even shouting very excitedly that 'It's alive! It's ALIVE!', and now you don't remember me? Am I that much of a disappointment to you? Are you really that salty I didn't become an Espeon, even though you were the one who threw that Ice Stone at me? :sadwick: Spoiler:
Why do you keep throwing unwashed clothes at me? |
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How many presents did you send santa this year? |
Around 13% of his whole delivery. We signed a contract this year and I had to provide him with 13% of the presents he's going to deliver.
What's your next prediction? |
That someone's going to post next. And if nobody does, then I anticipated that as well!
Where do I get Chinese food? |
You can get egg rolls at most snack-bars! Just make sure you go to one in a different country! Gotta work up an appetite first =D
Why do you only eat the red M&M's? |
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