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400.
Change all of the prices the following way : 10.00 dollars -> 1.00 Sweet Heart. |
401.
Give away the store's entire inventory to the poor. |
402
Make a hole in the wall and call it "emergency exit". |
403.
Borrow the cash register... |
404.
*Use an announcer microphone to let everyone in the store hear me singing :* "I wanna be the very best! Like noone ever was..." *Or, if they are not pokémon :* "Gar devoir voir de garde gar! De degar garde voir..." |
405.
Make people go through an obstacle course to get through the store. |
406
Make it a training ground much like the ones the army uses. |
407.
Lock all the doors, turn off the lights, and announce The Walmart Games Have Begun! |
408.
Attach rockets to each corner of the store and launch it into space.... 😁 The moon needs a Walmart too! |
409.
Ride on a pogo stick through the store. |
410.
Go to the checkout and order a pumpkin spiced latte! |
411.
Loudly ask where the Wall section is and don't take "we don't have any" for an answer |
412.
Rather than searching for the products you need, keep asking the employees for each one. One by one. And all the talking you do is in Haiku.... |
413
Ram a shoping cart into a pyramid of cans and shout "hole in one!". |
414
Start an argument with your friend that they broke the rules and their "hole in one" in Kart Golf was actually more like a "hole in three" if it's even to be considered. |
415.
Rent out the shopping carts to customers. |
416
Challenge the customers to a game of shopping. The loser gets banned to the Shadow Realm! |
417. Use the display grills to grill some steaks that you totally didn't steal from the butcher.
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418. Bring all the neighborhood dogs for a walk inside the store
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419.
Dress up as a cat and go in after the user above went in. 😁 |
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420. Plant herbal hallucinogenics everywhere! I'm talking about catnip obviously! |
421
Climb onto a shelf and position yourself with a looking glass, observing the area in hoped to find a shiny customer. |
422.
Throw a couple paint bombs at people so that the user above has a reason to kidnap capture them =D How could anyone resist a green and red colored human? =3 |
423. Get a group of friends and play a real life version of Among Us. (Bonus points if you have those inflatable crewmate costumes!)
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424. Pretend you lost your family of rats somewhere in the middle of the meat section.
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426
Check if the shelves are ready for Domino Day! |
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428.
Assemble a team to steal 4,000,000 cubes of bouillon, then make a getaway through the aisles using 3 Mini Coopers. |
429.
Dress up as a wall and enter the store. Spoiler:
Then insist they put you on the shelves somewhere and try to be sold to a customer. |
430
Dress up as a priest and try to sell people the new religion of walmart. |
431.
Show up representing a rival chain, announce you've bought the store, and fire everyone... on the first of April! |
432
Compliment everyone who enters the store 😊 And recommend other stores that have the products they came for... 😈 |
435
Don't show the receipt to the guy at the exit of the store 🤔 Spoiler:
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436
Dress as a security guard at the entrance and glare at anyone who enters. "YOUR BAGS!" |
437
block off the entrance to the garden center and become its king. bonus points if you use the garden tools to scare away anyone who comes close. |
436
The count jumped from 432 -> 435? Dunno if that was a correction or not.... Set up a Ninja Warrior obstacle course just to get inside. |
437
Make up a point system removing points for every time a customer looks at a product and adding one if they put it into the cart. If the point count gets negative they need to pay a coin for another credit. |
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In front of the Walmart, offer a sword and a fight, for the right to get inside, to the interested passerby, then... Spoiler:
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439
Hold a Poetry contest where people have to make a poem involving the things they want to buy and only let the winner enter the store. |
440. Unplug all the freezers
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442. Guard the door and only let 4 people maximum in at any one time. |
443
Block the entrance and tell everyone who tries to enter they cannot get in there without earning 8 badges first! |
444
Make people pay extra for every step they take 😱 |
445
Hold a burial ceremony for all the meat products. |
446
Don't give people change for their money at the register |
447.
Make self-moving shelves that move around swapping positions every 5 minutes. :fufu: |
448.
Hand out blindfolds with each shopping trolly and demand everyone wears them through the kitchenware section... |
449.
Give 30 balls with "Safari" written on it to each person who comes in and tell them they will have to drop everything and leave as soon as they make 500 steps in the Walmart! They will be notified through the store's speakers! |
450
Install slot machines that people need to play in order to determine how much they pay... 😈 |
451
Only play country music on the speakers. Odds are likely everyone will groan in agony |
452.
Demand everyone sings at least 1 full karaoke song before they're allowed out the door with the groceries they've already paid for! |
453.
Have people duel the Doom Slayer to enter. 😱 |
454.
Dress up as Mikey and traumatize every single child |
455.
Hold a trial between two customers. The winner gets to leave... |
456.
When the cashier tells you how much money you have to pay, energetically point a finger at them and scream "OBJECTION!". |
457.
Grab a giant ruler and whack the customer shouting "OBJECTION!" on the head and shout 'OVERRULED!'. 😏 |
458
Slap your hand on the desk and then show off evidence that proves that you don't need to pay for the stuff you got. |
459
Sneeze on other people. |
460
Start talking about people so they start sneezing 😏 |
461
Declare sneezing a deadly pandemic and then talk about people! ;) |
462 - Doing this
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463
Entering the shop and trying to buy/pay on stilts |
464
Bring a pet robot with you that shouts "EXTERMINATE" all the time. |
465
Bring a domestic robot with a red light on its chest, that goes on and on about staying away from doors and windows, curfew being decreed, attempting to avoid losses during transition, ... Spoiler:
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466
Enter with a couple Cybermen and 'offer' to upgrade everyone.... ... you know... the non-voluntary type of offer... 😈 |
467
Set up camp and continue complaining that you can't sleep because people are too noisy. |
468.
Unplug all the freezers and hide the cords so no one notices... |
469.
Start your own merchandise stand inside the store. Get your Glaceon mugs, T-shirts and plushies here people! |
470
Take a shower and scream when someone sees you. |
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472
Sneak into the store at night and randomly reorder all the shelves, then come in in the morning and loudly complain about how annoying stores nowadays are with their constant re-ordering of the shelves. 😈 |
473.
Open the Pokémon games and start playing them in the middle of the store! |
474 - Stealing Nyquil and making lean in the store
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475
Chop down a random tree just outside the store and drag it inside the store. Then decorate it with your family. Spoiler:
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476.
Cancel black Friday sales and Christmas too. All stock is now Easter eggs! |
477.
Shake up all of the soda bottles and put them back on the shelves for unsuspecting customers. |
478
Demand to speak the manager and then complain about a person called Karen. |
479.
Round up all the street cats and dogs in town and start taking care of them in the store with their pet food. |
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480. Perform a backside 2160 off the edge of the freezers |
481.
Only speak into a megaphone in the store |
482.
Cover the entire floor in glue. Edible glue.... eat yourself free... if you dare! 😈 |
483.
Get caught taking pictures of people to put them on People of Walmart. |
484
Start an "employee of the month" party and force every customer to congratulate you. |
485.
Replace all their merchandise with quality products... 😏 |
486
Try on the clothes before you buy them. Including the underwear. |
487
Replace the white underwear with yellow one. |
Go to an unused cash register checkout and pretend to be a cashier.
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489
Make everyone who enters swap bodies so that they can understand each other better! |
490.
Eat some of your groceries while you're in line about to pay for them. |
491.
Take your pet werewolf shopping with you... at full moon! |
492.
Bring your lasso and bike to the store and chase the customers: Spoiler:
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493
Turn the elevator into a game of tetris. |
494
Open up and fill a pool and have a pool party in the garden section. |
495.
Perform a summoning ritual in the middle of the store. Spoiler:
Oh no! a wild Karen appeared! |
496.
Replace all the Coke with New Coke... |
497
Tell people that Walmart now only sells vegan food. |
498
Make a sign that says "Almost at 500"! |
499
Yell I'm sexy and I know it to to every customer 499 times. |
500.
Run the Walmart 500 NASCAR race through the aisles |
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