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Fact Checking Gardevoir August 10th, 2022 11:36 PM

400.

Change all of the prices the following way : 10.00 dollars -> 1.00 Sweet Heart.

ReKoil August 11th, 2022 10:51 AM

401.

Give away the store's entire inventory to the poor.

Megan August 11th, 2022 8:32 PM

402

Make a hole in the wall and call it "emergency exit".

Starlight August 17th, 2022 12:27 PM

403.

Borrow the cash register...

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 17th, 2022 12:46 PM

404.

*Use an announcer microphone to let everyone in the store hear me singing :*
"I wanna be the very best! Like noone ever was..."
*Or, if they are not pokémon :*
"Gar devoir voir de garde gar! De degar garde voir..."

ReKoil August 18th, 2022 9:21 AM

405.

Make people go through an obstacle course to get through the store.

Megan August 18th, 2022 6:11 PM

406

Make it a training ground much like the ones the army uses.

Starlight August 21st, 2022 12:36 PM

407.

Lock all the doors, turn off the lights, and announce The Walmart Games Have Begun!

ReKoil August 22nd, 2022 9:25 AM

408.

Attach rockets to each corner of the store and launch it into space.... 😁
The moon needs a Walmart too!

TwilightBlade August 29th, 2022 6:44 PM

409.

Ride on a pogo stick through the store.

Starlight August 31st, 2022 4:18 AM

410.

Go to the checkout and order a pumpkin spiced latte!

Duck August 31st, 2022 6:04 AM

411.

Loudly ask where the Wall section is and don't take "we don't have any" for an answer

ReKoil August 31st, 2022 12:05 PM

412.

Rather than searching for the products you need, keep asking the employees for each one. One by one.
And all the talking you do is in Haiku....

Megan August 31st, 2022 8:31 PM

413

Ram a shoping cart into a pyramid of cans and shout "hole in one!".

Duck September 1st, 2022 5:43 AM

414

Start an argument with your friend that they broke the rules and their "hole in one" in Kart Golf was actually more like a "hole in three" if it's even to be considered.

ReKoil September 1st, 2022 10:14 AM

415.

Rent out the shopping carts to customers.

Megan September 1st, 2022 8:34 PM

416

Challenge the customers to a game of shopping. The loser gets banned to the Shadow Realm!

RadEmpoleon September 1st, 2022 8:37 PM

417. Use the display grills to grill some steaks that you totally didn't steal from the butcher.

Duck September 2nd, 2022 6:44 AM

418. Bring all the neighborhood dogs for a walk inside the store

ReKoil September 2nd, 2022 9:58 AM

419.

Dress up as a cat and go in after the user above went in. 😁

Starlight September 4th, 2022 1:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10545259)
419.

Dress up as a cat and go in after the user above went in. 😁

😂


420. Plant herbal hallucinogenics everywhere! I'm talking about catnip obviously!

Megan September 4th, 2022 8:31 PM

421

Climb onto a shelf and position yourself with a looking glass, observing the area in hoped to find a shiny customer.

ReKoil September 5th, 2022 7:10 AM

422.

Throw a couple paint bombs at people so that the user above has a reason to kidnap capture them =D
How could anyone resist a green and red colored human? =3

RadEmpoleon September 5th, 2022 5:36 PM

423. Get a group of friends and play a real life version of Among Us. (Bonus points if you have those inflatable crewmate costumes!)

Duck September 6th, 2022 1:36 AM

424. Pretend you lost your family of rats somewhere in the middle of the meat section.

ReKoil September 6th, 2022 11:47 AM

425.

Pull up with a van and open the rear door to unleash the Quacken.

Megan September 6th, 2022 8:19 PM

426

Check if the shelves are ready for Domino Day!

Fact Checking Gardevoir September 7th, 2022 1:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10546656)
425.

Pull up with a van and open the rear door to unleash the Quacken.

427. Unleash the Uduck-Hai on the Walmart!
Spoiler:

Starlight September 8th, 2022 9:02 AM

428.

Assemble a team to steal 4,000,000 cubes of bouillon, then make a getaway through the aisles using 3 Mini Coopers.

ReKoil September 8th, 2022 11:56 AM

429.

Dress up as a wall and enter the store.



Then insist they put you on the shelves somewhere and try to be sold to a customer.

Megan September 8th, 2022 9:41 PM

430

Dress up as a priest and try to sell people the new religion of walmart.

Starlight September 10th, 2022 9:28 AM

431.

Show up representing a rival chain, announce you've bought the store, and fire everyone... on the first of April!

ReKoil September 10th, 2022 12:12 PM

432

Compliment everyone who enters the store 😊
And recommend other stores that have the products they came for... 😈

StCooler September 10th, 2022 4:34 PM

435

Don't show the receipt to the guy at the exit of the store 🤔
Spoiler:
Did anyone else have this guy at the exit who checks out your receipt? I didn't date ask what they were checking, because it's weird to check the receipt and not the bags, isn't it?

Fact Checking Gardevoir September 13th, 2022 7:29 AM

436

Dress as a security guard at the entrance and glare at anyone who enters.
"YOUR BAGS!"

papper September 13th, 2022 10:15 AM

437

block off the entrance to the garden center and become its king. bonus points if you use the garden tools to scare away anyone who comes close.

ReKoil September 13th, 2022 12:20 PM

436
The count jumped from 432 -> 435? Dunno if that was a correction or not....

Set up a Ninja Warrior obstacle course just to get inside.

Megan September 13th, 2022 8:11 PM

437

Make up a point system removing points for every time a customer looks at a product and adding one if they put it into the cart. If the point count gets negative they need to pay a coin for another credit.

Fact Checking Gardevoir September 14th, 2022 4:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10549122)
436
The count jumped from 432 -> 435? Dunno if that was a correction or not....

Set up a Ninja Warrior obstacle course just to get inside.

438

In front of the Walmart, offer a sword and a fight, for the right to get inside, to the interested passerby, then...
Spoiler:

ReKoil September 14th, 2022 10:06 AM

439

Hold a Poetry contest where people have to make a poem involving the things they want to buy and only let the winner enter the store.

RadEmpoleon September 14th, 2022 10:11 AM

440. Unplug all the freezers

Starlight September 15th, 2022 8:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10549122)
436
The count jumped from 432 -> 435? Dunno if that was a correction or not....

Set up a Ninja Warrior obstacle course just to get inside.

The count does need correcting actually!

442.

Guard the door and only let 4 people maximum in at any one time.

Fact Checking Gardevoir September 15th, 2022 9:41 AM

443

Block the entrance and tell everyone who tries to enter they cannot get in there without earning 8 badges first!

ReKoil September 15th, 2022 11:32 AM

444

Make people pay extra for every step they take 😱

Megan September 15th, 2022 8:44 PM

445

Hold a burial ceremony for all the meat products.

RadEmpoleon September 16th, 2022 10:46 AM

446

Don't give people change for their money at the register

ReKoil September 16th, 2022 11:09 AM

447.

Make self-moving shelves that move around swapping positions every 5 minutes. :fufu:

Starlight September 20th, 2022 7:02 AM

448.

Hand out blindfolds with each shopping trolly and demand everyone wears them through the kitchenware section...

Fact Checking Gardevoir September 21st, 2022 11:44 AM

449.

Give 30 balls with "Safari" written on it to each person who comes in and tell them they will have to drop everything and leave as soon as they make 500 steps in the Walmart! They will be notified through the store's speakers!

ReKoil September 22nd, 2022 11:58 AM

450

Install slot machines that people need to play in order to determine how much they pay... 😈

RadEmpoleon September 22nd, 2022 8:41 PM

451

Only play country music on the speakers. Odds are likely everyone will groan in agony

Starlight September 25th, 2022 7:21 AM

452.

Demand everyone sings at least 1 full karaoke song before they're allowed out the door with the groceries they've already paid for!

ReKoil September 25th, 2022 9:18 AM

453.

Have people duel the Doom Slayer to enter. 😱

Blobkyu September 28th, 2022 4:48 AM

454.

Dress up as Mikey and traumatize every single child

Starlight September 29th, 2022 7:13 AM

455.

Hold a trial between two customers. The winner gets to leave...

Fact Checking Gardevoir September 29th, 2022 7:49 AM

456.

When the cashier tells you how much money you have to pay, energetically point a finger at them and scream "OBJECTION!".

ReKoil September 29th, 2022 9:49 AM

457.

Grab a giant ruler and whack the customer shouting "OBJECTION!" on the head and shout 'OVERRULED!'. 😏

Megan September 29th, 2022 8:42 PM

458

Slap your hand on the desk and then show off evidence that proves that you don't need to pay for the stuff you got.

RadEmpoleon October 9th, 2022 8:23 PM

459

Sneeze on other people.

ReKoil October 10th, 2022 9:44 AM

460

Start talking about people so they start sneezing 😏

Megan October 10th, 2022 8:00 PM

461

Declare sneezing a deadly pandemic and then talk about people! ;)

Bice October 14th, 2022 5:53 PM

462 - Doing this

Sheep October 14th, 2022 8:04 PM

463

Entering the shop and trying to buy/pay on stilts

Megan October 14th, 2022 10:44 PM

464

Bring a pet robot with you that shouts "EXTERMINATE" all the time.

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 15th, 2022 1:45 AM

465

Bring a domestic robot with a red light on its chest, that goes on and on about staying away from doors and windows, curfew being decreed, attempting to avoid losses during transition, ...

ReKoil October 15th, 2022 10:58 AM

466

Enter with a couple Cybermen and 'offer' to upgrade everyone....
... you know... the non-voluntary type of offer... 😈

Megan October 15th, 2022 8:06 PM

467

Set up camp and continue complaining that you can't sleep because people are too noisy.

Starlight October 21st, 2022 8:50 AM

468.

Unplug all the freezers and hide the cords so no one notices...

ReKoil October 21st, 2022 12:57 PM

469.

Start your own merchandise stand inside the store.
Get your Glaceon mugs, T-shirts and plushies here people!

Megan October 23rd, 2022 8:21 PM

470

Take a shower and scream when someone sees you.

Fact Checking Gardevoir October 24th, 2022 7:02 AM

471

Run around in the shelves while screaming!
0:10-0:21

ReKoil October 24th, 2022 8:43 AM

472

Sneak into the store at night and randomly reorder all the shelves, then come in in the morning and loudly complain about how annoying stores nowadays are with their constant re-ordering of the shelves. 😈

Starlight October 24th, 2022 12:18 PM

473.

Open the Pokémon games and start playing them in the middle of the store!

Bice October 24th, 2022 6:45 PM

474 - Stealing Nyquil and making lean in the store

ReKoil October 25th, 2022 8:26 AM

475

Chop down a random tree just outside the store and drag it inside the store. Then decorate it with your family.


Starlight October 26th, 2022 2:08 PM

476.

Cancel black Friday sales and Christmas too. All stock is now Easter eggs!

RadEmpoleon November 1st, 2022 7:39 PM

477.

Shake up all of the soda bottles and put them back on the shelves for unsuspecting customers.

Megan November 1st, 2022 9:14 PM

478

Demand to speak the manager and then complain about a person called Karen.

ReKoil November 2nd, 2022 10:40 AM

479.

Round up all the street cats and dogs in town and start taking care of them in the store with their pet food.

Starlight November 2nd, 2022 1:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10567813)
479.

Round up all the street cats and dogs in town and start taking care of them in the store with their pet food.

How could you throw them out? 🥺

480.

Perform a backside 2160 off the edge of the freezers

RadEmpoleon November 3rd, 2022 5:29 PM

481.

Only speak into a megaphone in the store

ReKoil November 4th, 2022 11:08 AM

482.

Cover the entire floor in glue. Edible glue.... eat yourself free... if you dare! 😈

Sweet Serenity November 4th, 2022 5:32 PM

483.

Get caught taking pictures of people to put them on People of Walmart.

Megan November 4th, 2022 8:58 PM

484

Start an "employee of the month" party and force every customer to congratulate you.

ReKoil November 5th, 2022 11:57 AM

485.

Replace all their merchandise with quality products... 😏

PkmnTrainSlate November 6th, 2022 6:40 AM

486

Try on the clothes before you buy them. Including the underwear.

Megan November 6th, 2022 9:22 PM

487

Replace the white underwear with yellow one.

Sheep November 7th, 2022 6:07 AM

Go to an unused cash register checkout and pretend to be a cashier.

ReKoil November 7th, 2022 10:56 AM

489

Make everyone who enters swap bodies so that they can understand each other better!

Sweet Serenity November 8th, 2022 6:16 AM

490.

Eat some of your groceries while you're in line about to pay for them.

Starlight November 21st, 2022 11:50 PM

491.

Take your pet werewolf shopping with you... at full moon!

ReKoil November 22nd, 2022 11:04 AM

492.

Bring your lasso and bike to the store and chase the customers:


Megan November 22nd, 2022 9:26 PM

493

Turn the elevator into a game of tetris.

forg November 23rd, 2022 7:13 AM

494

Open up and fill a pool and have a pool party in the garden section.

ReKoil November 23rd, 2022 12:18 PM

495.

Perform a summoning ritual in the middle of the store.


Oh no! a wild Karen appeared!

Starlight December 11th, 2022 1:46 AM

496.

Replace all the Coke with New Coke...

Megan December 11th, 2022 9:30 PM

497

Tell people that Walmart now only sells vegan food.

ZeoStar December 12th, 2022 1:59 AM

498

Make a sign that says "Almost at 500"!

Hermione Granger December 12th, 2022 11:16 AM

499

Yell I'm sexy and I know it to to every customer 499 times.

Starlight December 12th, 2022 7:21 PM

500.

Run the Walmart 500 NASCAR race through the aisles


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