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Megan July 22nd, 2022 10:04 PM

Granted, but nobody listens to you.

I'll take evil demonic powers! :3

Starlight July 23rd, 2022 4:17 PM

Granted but since you aren't evil you never use them!

I want the power to absorb chocolate

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 24th, 2022 12:19 AM

Granted but you can't keep it for long! Chocolate explosion!

I wish I had a flying motojet (like in my dream last night ^^)!

ReKoil July 24th, 2022 8:36 AM

Okay, but it runs on Charjabug... and you need several dozen of them to power it. They will slowly be absorbed by the machine and the process is irreversible. Are you willing to sacrifice their lives for your entertainment?
They will also posses the motojet after being absorbed by it and will make it chase you down btw.... relentlessly 😈

I'll have the power to enter people's dreams.

Megan July 24th, 2022 8:31 PM

Sure, but it always ends like that one Spongebob episode where he does the same!

I'll take the ability to survive in any environment.

Starlight July 26th, 2022 7:39 PM

Granted! You can now survive every environment in galaxy 83dh74c.25. I sure hope you can make it there one day!

I would appreciate the power to enchant people.

ReKoil July 27th, 2022 12:20 PM

You can! You just need to lug this quaint little table along and get them to agree to lie still on it for a couple minutes...

And then you can put some neat little enchantments on them, such as 'Fear', 'Banish' or 'Paralyze'. 😈

I now have the ability to hide my chocolate from FCG's psychic powers... =3

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 27th, 2022 1:10 PM

Granted, but now, I know ALL of your other secrets...

I wish I could magically make chocolate biscuits appear out of the void!

Megan July 27th, 2022 8:32 PM

Sure, but you now get sued by the makers of Cookie Clicker!

I want Magical Girl powers!

ReKoil July 28th, 2022 11:06 AM

Granted, but you need to do an embarrassing dance while reciting the spell every time you use it. You get one use per transformation, make it count! 😉

I'd like the power to make dreams a reality!

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 28th, 2022 12:49 PM

Granted, but your worst nightmares also come to life... and all of your chocolate vanishes!

I wish I could command to the sun and the moon!

Megan July 28th, 2022 8:33 PM

You can, but they soon start complaining about the work conditions.

I want the power to sleep whenever I want.

ReKoil July 29th, 2022 10:48 AM

sure, just use this magic pacifier:


You'll be asleep in seconds!

I am now impervious to heat :coolcat:

Starlight July 30th, 2022 3:43 PM

Granted, so you can now walk through fire! But unfortunately your clothes aren't... so good luck wearing that pile of ash!

I would appreciate the power of super hearing

Megan July 31st, 2022 12:17 AM

Sure, but no noise canceling headphones will save you now from all the noises around you. :(

I'll take the power to make smart decisions!

Fact Checking Gardevoir July 31st, 2022 1:50 AM

Granted, but these decisions are so smart that you won't understand why you make them!

I will become the smartest pokémon of the world!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starlight (Post 10532566)
Granted, so you can now walk through fire! But unfortunately your clothes aren't... so good luck wearing that pile of ash!

I would appreciate the power of super hearing

But Glaceon don't wear clothes ?

ReKoil July 31st, 2022 10:13 AM

You are the smartest Pokemon. But now every human is a genius and those snobs will mock you relentlessly =\
Until you throw a black hole at them anyway...

I can now be at any height and look down without feeling queasy =D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fact Checking Gardevoir (Post 10532721)
But Glaceon don't wear clothes ?

ahem



😉

Starlight August 7th, 2022 8:16 AM

Granted! But looking up will cause your eyes to burn a hole in the atmosphere... please never, ever look up!

I need the power of invisibility. Please.

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 8th, 2022 12:17 AM

Granted. You are now invisible, but you also make so much noise that you would wake a Snorlax up!

I wish I could win a free vacation trip to Ryme City!
(Detective Pikachu's city)

ReKoil August 8th, 2022 10:42 AM

Granted, but the movie's already been shot.

I wish for a flyswatter that never misses it's mark!


Edit:
Wait this is the superpower one.... can't trust the post above me I guess 😂


You have the power to win a trip to said city, but you can only go there when there's no movie being shot!

I want the power to always hit my target when wielding a flyswatter.

Megan August 8th, 2022 8:50 PM

Sure but every time you hit something your flyswatter breaks. As a result you produce a lot of trash which not only costs you a lot of money; it's also bad for the environment.

I'll take the power of shape shifting!

Fact Checking Gardevoir August 9th, 2022 12:27 AM

Granted! You are now a Ditto!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReKoil (Post 10536009)
Granted, but the movie's already been shot.

I wish for a flyswatter that never misses it's mark!


Edit:
Wait this is the superpower one.... can't trust the post above me I guess 😂


You have the power to win a trip to said city, but you can only go there when there's no movie being shot!

I want the power to always hit my target when wielding a flyswatter.

Oops! What ? Why can't winning free trips to great cities be a super-power ?

I wish for the power to spread life wherever I go!

Starlight August 9th, 2022 7:01 AM

Granted! But unfortunately the universe must address the balance by cancelling out life on another planet every time you create one ;(

I would like the power to right all wrongs.

ReKoil August 9th, 2022 9:58 AM

Deal. Now go forth and make Glaceon the most popular Pokemon worldwide :fufu:
Oh right... a flaw.... For every wrong you right you can't eat chocolate for at least one month. I guess you'll just have to give up on ever eating chocolate again 😈

I now have the power to freeze the sun :fufu:

Megan August 10th, 2022 8:42 PM

As a result people are now forced to continually dance under the giant disco ball previously known as the sun to keep themselves warm.

I want the power of controlling the matrix!


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