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How'd you like that milk chocolate bar with caramel and sea salt in it?
Mistakes were made. |
How do you explain the existence of milk chocolate bars with caramel and sea salt in them? 😏
Actually there's a theorem that states that. |
How can we even prove that tea is superior to coffee?
I'm just not particularly happy right now. |
Why are you plotting world domination? 😇
Time will tell whether or not I'll be able to sell. |
Why have you put your soul on eBay?
I tried not to, but I had to. |
Why did you eat that last piece of chocolate? D:
It's all in the cards! |
How do we keep losing in Poker, time after time after time... do you think the casino rigged the deck? D=
Serenity now! |
What's a good slogan to remind everyone to be quiet for a bit?
It's all a game! |
What do you think about filling your taxes?
They need love, is all. |
How did your vegetables grow that big?!
I took the blue pill. |
Why do you look like a Smurf?
It's a Groundhog Day scenario. |
do you (n)ever get déjà vu?
your studies have concluded and now you don't know what to do |
What was the first thing your parents said to you after your graduation ceremony?
There are no ants on this bread! |
What's so special about this bread compared to that of France?
I failed, I couldn't. |
Did you ever finish that delicious one of a kind bar of chocolate?
Seeing you makes me quite envious. |
didn't they tell you i wasn't one to necessarily look up to as a role model? j/k
it's friday eve! i'm going to have a night out this weekend |
Why are you dressed up as Officer Jenny? 😙
I'd like some chocolate milk with that please! |
Here is your repaired car. Did you need anything else?
Ok but make it quick! |
Do you mind me smashing your new phone into bits?
The stock market just dropped to a new low! |
Why are you so happy all of a sudden? 😇
I will name it.... Glaceopolis! |
If you conquered the world, how would you rename New York?
I am too good for that. |
Did you proofread your article before it got published?
It was a meaty discussion. |
Why'd you spend 5 hours inside the Butcher shop ?
Simplicity is key. |
what do you have against being complex?
the carpet needs vacuuming. |
Why did you put that old rug into the space rocket?
I'm just sieving some prime numbers. |
Why is there smoke coming from your calculator?
It's rent-free! |
are you a billionaire to offer your place up at that price?
nobody expects the spanish inquisition |
Do you really believe that outfit works to get into the club?
I bet on it! |
Do you really think The Elder Scrolls VI will come out later this year?
Look at what the cat dragged in! |
I have lost my car! Does anyone know where it is?
It's because he's a vampire, that's why. |
Why is StCooler posting during the night?
That is grave robbery! |
It's kind of in the way..... do you mind if I move this urn ?
Pray to our feline overlords! |
What did you do to make it rain cats?
I severely underestimated you. |
Which of your rat poisons has the least distinctive taste?
4 bees and a ukulele. |
What instruments did you use to compose your latest song?
That's the wrong kind of mouse! |
Why does my cat not like the PC I built for it?
On the escalator to nothing. |
Where are you planning on spending Christmas this year?
The first cut is the deepest. |
What's your favorite Rod Stewart song?
I don't know how to pronounce that! |
Can you say "StCooler值得赢得胜利" ?
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
It was invented around ~1350 by the Aztecs. |
Whose ridiculous idea was the last one to post wins thread?
Paper Mario!!! |
How did you settle on the names for your children ?
There is no honor in that! |
Why do you not just take the win?
The shield is better. |
I have three options for your protection against missile attack: a nuclear bunker, an anti-missile weapon, or a shield I drew on a two-ply napkin... which would you like?
But... I need help cutting my grass! |
Why don't you use a Scyther for that ?
Has someone seen Arceus recently ? I would like to interview him about his pokédex entry. |
Why are you searching high and low with a microphone in hand?
That's not what happened! |
Didn't you just fight a zombie army dual wielding broomsticks and a plate in your mouth?
I don't know where to go. |
Hey uber driver, why are we driving down a set of stairs?
I have nothing to declare. |
Why do you have such much luggage, ma'am?
Someone just opened a can of spam. |
Why so many posts in the "last one to post wins" thread?
You shouldn't be afraid. |
But what if I don't want to jump off a cliff in the middle of the night, during low tide, wearing a monster hide, right next to the slide?
I seriously have to reevaluate this whole situation. |
You do realize that you've volunteered to go through this odd sci-fi like portal that appeared overnight first, right?
There's always time for hugs. |
Oh no! A pack of enraged Gyarados is about to use Hyperbeams on us! What do we do!?
We would rather travel on foot. |
Do you want the number for that Uber guy that drove me and Megan down the stairs?
Hold my hand while I cry please. |
Why did you want to watch Titanic again?
The avalanche was caused by a candy bar falling down the mountain. |
Why is the snow around here so tasty?
I asked, but they wouldn't answer. |
Where do PC moderators hide their chocolate?
It's a scorpion. |
Hey my friend, would you like this free and slightly piquant bar of chocolate?
Just get the horse, and ask no questions! |
But how are we supposed to get rid of the police?
I like this month. |
Are you happy it's June?
The rats gnawed on that! 😱 |
Why did the Eiffel Tower collapse?
I've been to Harvard. Quote:
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Why should we allow you to visit the crime scene?
I've studied the science. |
Why were you trying to see how a Diglett looks out of the ground ?
I am now the most famous Gardevoir in Hoenn! |
What happened after you learned how to swim?
Yes, I forgot. |
Is it true you've discovered a way to undo global warming?
The biscuit bathed in the milk! |
Why is that cookie so wet?
Salamander Snowfields |
Hum... We did take the right path to reach Snowbelle City, as the GPS told us, right ?... Then WHERE are we now ?
Because I am Crobatman! |
Why do you keep jumping off the roof in a cape over and over? 🤔
I eat chocolate, therefore I am! |
How can you even tell that you're real?
Summerslide Seance |
How should we chat this weekend, dm or pm?
You're more than just a stormtrooper! |
Do you think I would look out of place on the Death Star?
Spoiler:
I'd like to see you try :fufu: |
Do you want me to whoosh this place out of existance?
I'm gonna hide under the bed like a true hero! |
We have to wash the dishes and clean the floor! What are you going to do ?
There can only be one! |
Why are the Gardevoir everywhere suddenly disappearing? 🤔
I swear I didn't touch it! |
WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE????? 😡
But you really should accept this olive branch... |
I've put a lot of resources into this, why should I give up now?
I saw you from a mile away! |
I had a makeover... how do I look?
Spoiler:
At least I have chicken. |
Did the pilot just abandon us and jump out with the last parachute?
I really don't think I can. |
Can you fight the urge to steal that truck over there now that I've told you that it's full of chocolate?
There are way too many symbols. |
I have been trying to decipher this wall's writings in the hope to find out where the Unown came from, but I am stuck... Can you have a look ?
I did not sign for this! |
Did you accept a package containing a Gallade figurine that was addressed to me?
The sound of happiness. |
What do I hear in the distance far away from me?
I do not stand for this! D: |
Did I see you at a meeting of those conspiracy theorists who think that the government is hiding the fact that Pokémons are real?
Slowpoke. |
Do you know what you want to be reincarnated as?
Unforeseen events stemming from an unfortunate situation. |
What'll happen after we finish building the Ivory Tower?
I've been preparing this for the last couple decades. |
Spoiler:
🤗 <3 Quote:
Well, there was a time yes! |
Has there ever been a time where you did not have a frying pan at the ready? 😏
You shouldn't go in that direction, it's dangerous!! |
What is this place called "cute plushie land" and is it worth visiting?
Even your glasses have glasses! |
Why am I seeing double with my glasses ?
I have no Master! |
But Miss Gardevoir, the job offer stated you should have a Master degree in Factcheckinglogy. Do you have one?
It's my trainer's fault! D: |
Why don't you evolve? 😉
They tricked me! |
So... you're seriously telling me that you gave a bunch of penguins $4,000, a switch and your car, to tell you about a forum where you could find the secrets of eternal chocolate... and it was this one?
Orange juice, hold the bananas! |
What names do we go by in the chocolate robbery?
They have really bad chemistry! |
Why do Superman and Clark Kent never appear side-by-side? 🤔
I'm sorry, but we only have waffles left. |
We are receiving the President of the World tonight! Can you host him?
Everybody knows that! |
Did you know that humans in the Pokemon world hatch from eggs, as well?
I'll grab some on my next trip to the store. |
Have you got any chocolate covered teabags going spare?
Moo moo land! |
Has Game Freak revealed the name of the new region?
Ok, but I need my light saber. |
Can you explain to me how you manage to get your teeth so clean?
You need a can of syrup. |
What type of food do you recommend stockpiling in case of food scarcity?
There's a police station over there. |
Can you recommend a comfy place to sleep?
Time waits for no one. |
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