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Hey! Can I come ? You need people of intelligence for this sort of mission! Quest! Thing!
Spoiler:
Hehehe... Gotcha! |
Ok I might just be able to make dinner on Saturday... what time was it again?
So brazen! |
I am wearing a grey sock and a black sock! What do you think?
It's a one-shot! |
Where can I get more of that story after enjoying the massive buildup they put into the first chapter?
It's the final battle that everyone has been waiting for! |
Who do you think will win Earth's Got Talent?
I'd like to return this for a refund please. |
Is that your hope for a better world?
It's not that expensive. |
What if I made you an offer that you can't refuse? :3
I'm sober now! |
Do you know why we're all here, are you aware this is an intervention for your destructive chocolate habit?
A lot of onions! |
Why are all these people crying?
There are no rebels here, I swear! |
Why did your ship try fleeing when my Rayquaza class destroyer arrived ?
I... I can explain everything! |
Why do you have posters of Bruxish all over your room, and no poster of Gardevoir?! 😱
It's my personal dragon. |
Did you take all those pictures of a lizard?
Now, hold on for a minute! |
We've added all those dangerous ingredients into the blender as you asked Megan... what do you suggest we do now?
Some lovely vinyl flooring! |
What do you want the inside of the baby's crib to be?
Stuck in a better place. |
What did you do with the last existing chocolate bar in the world?
7 hills, 7 dwarfs and also 7 princesses, but no prince. |
Are you sure my friend's name isn't on the entry list?
Some very loud video game music!!! |
What music do you want us to play at your wedding? 😏
This is my jam! |
Why are you running around with a bunch of glasses?
You won't feel anything after a while. |
Is being a hammer test dummy gonna hurt? 🥺
Running on air. |
Are you walking on sunshine?
Water hates me. |
How did you part the sea just by walking into it?
I saw your ad on yelp. |
How did you figure out where I live?
It's going smoothly. |
How are those skydiving lessons going?
Icy cold. |
How did the date go?
A gallon, two on Thursdays. |
How much blood do mosquitoes drink from people in one bite?
Two coconuts. |
How much milk do you want with your lunch?
I-I-Impossible! |
Did you really think I would never find the secret room in which you keep all of your chocolate biscuits ?
YES! |
What's 'oui' in English, again?
My dog laid an egg. |
Where do all the puppies come from?
I smashed another clock. |
You must REALLY love clocks with how many you're buying from me.... just what do you need them for?
I was left behind =\ |
So how was your trip to the zoo?
A hot plate of fish and chips. |
What can you find in London if you look hard enough?
That's just my fan. |
What is this windmill doing in your bedroom?
When that happens, I just stare at them to death. |
What do you do when someone compliments you?
I was forced to sell it. |
Where's your brother phone?
Yoshi |
Who got arrested for committing tax fraud?
My pet cat's in-laws. |
Who has put up all those litter boxes?
After an eventful morning. |
When do you clean your windows?
I saw it happen! |
How do you know that your cat completed a hardcore nuzzlocke challenge on Pokémon Scarlet, three years ago?
But it's obvious! |
Who ate all the chocolate?
I wanted to bring flowers but then I came across a construction site. So, enjoy your entire meadow! :D |
Where did this beautiful garden come from... and w-why is it on my roof?
A cat that watches the stars. |
What do you want to be reincarnated as?
That's just how I roll :coolcat: |
What are you doing inside this... thing?
Spoiler:
I did, for the betterment of mankind. |
Wait, where you the one who sung this glass shattering song on TV?
I always carry around this big log! |
Do you have any tips for what to do if you lock yourself out?
It's the biggest one on the northern hemisphere! |
I'm from Australia, why is this spider so small?
I can help with that. |
Can you show me the path to infinite riches?
After a while it'll sort itself out. |
Is my cat Broken?
Spoiler:
And now we wait. |
So... We have successfully hidden in this bush... What do we do now ?
I have a plan! We attack! |
How are we gonna win this game of Monopoly?
Sorry, I was busy walking my fish. |
Why didn't you take shelter from the passing tornado? :coolcat:
I lost the receipt =\ |
Can you prove me that you bought planet Earth?
On one of the walls of my bedroom. |
Where did you put that photograph of your win?
It's a peculiar case, indeed! |
Is your luggage made from Sapient Pearwood... and what's with the legs?
42,000 resets... |
How many attempts did it take your to grow your hair exactly in the same way as Rapunzel?
Sitting on the couch playing on the Switch. |
Where were you when your couch was murdered?
This, my dear Watson, is indeed a very interesting case! |
I understand that it is an old maxim of yours that when you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth, but you do know my name is not actually Watson despite you calling me that for years don't you?
A golden walking stick. |
What's your favorite way of teaching people manners? 😱
I might not have put that there, but that plush is now my newest object of worship. |
...So what's the meaning of this little Charizard shrine?
I'm all out of tissues. |
Why can't you continue with your gene altering experiments?
It's time to sleep! |
Where should we go next, the irish pub, then club timbuktu, followed by bar loco????
I need to get out of town. |
Where did you get that giant chocolate bar from?
Spoiler:
I don't remember that being there.... |
Ooooh! What is that on your bed ?
Spoiler:
... Did I think that out loud ? |
Maybe if I could convince Megan to team up with me we could dominate the world?
Don't show me that! |
Have you seen this peculiar bivalve yet? 😏
Spoiler:
I have no reason to doubt your words.... onwards! |
Do you really believe this is a cliff and not just an optic illusion?
Even the desert has water, sometimes! |
Why do you still have hope in humanity?
It's not that bad... |
How do you like my new outfit... pretty horrible, right?
Spoiler:
All they gave me was a mug. |
What did you get for the price money you received for saving the world?
The AI does that already. |
How many forum staff does it take to change a lightbulb?
Born to be wild! |
What does the text on your sew on patch say?
Take three steps back and then do a front flip. |
How do you seduce girls?
I was at the beach. Quote:
Quote:
This question made me laugh :) |
Where were you when the flood came?
It's deliberately put there to make people trip and fall. |
Why are there tree roots sticking out of the pavement everywhere?
I refunded it, but it came back... 😱 |
What happened to your hope for a better world?
You'd better not know. |
Why do you keep a sacrificial dagger around?
I sieved it 15 times! |
How did you make Cooler's soul so pristine?
For the horde! |
Why are you being sued? What did you tell them?
I sais yes! |
What did you do when the "smaller Poke Balls" lobby gave you food?
It only hurts if you think about it. |
How do you feel about Cooler winning a second thread?
The ceremony is tomorrow! |
When is my wedding? I surely have things to prepare, I dunno...
A chameleon-human. |
What's the most terrifying you've seen on a costume party?
It is all under control! |
Why do you make that weird noise while eating sushi?!
I know, I can be a real hero ;) |
There are vacancies at your nearest hospital, will you be applying for one of them?
I always enter through the window. |
Why do people always call the police when you go somewhere you've been invited?
I can prove I didn't. |
Did you find the secret chocolate stash?
I'll get back to you in just a moment. |
*muffled Glaceon whimpers* Could you help me please?
Spoiler:
For decades they hid themselves from our view... waiting... biding their time... |
Do you think aliens exist?
The clouds. |
Where do you want to build your castle?
It was too easy! |
How was that calculus exam?
Sorry, I sneezed. |
Where did that hurricane come from all of a sudden ?
I saw it happen. |
Did the moon just come crashing down?
Two gramms of sulfur, ten spoons of iron, a cup of hydrockloric acid and a pretzel! |
What is your recipe of a love philter?
I have only three. |
How many wins do you have? 😏
There's nobody around to hear us scream..... in excitement! |
What do you think about this mask I found?
There's not enough candy for that! |
shall we share your candy?
No I don't want your money! |
Would you take this 5 euro bill as compensation for accidentally destroying your Ming vase? 😇
I can't help it! |
Why did try to steal Megan's bribe?! DX
Oh, you're right. |
Why aren't you giving me even more money without any further advantage on your end?
They were critters until the end. |
Did you hear about the insect uprising?
Spoiler:
There aren't enough boats! |
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