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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!
This thread is back!
Umm... yeah. Well basically, give a stupid answer the the post above and the post your own stupid answer! I'll start: Why are round pizzes served in a square box? Edit: Please don't go completely off-topic. Some of you are giving answers that don't even relate to the question! |
Becuase the sky is blue!
Why do so many people think Dragons don't exist? |
Because Pikachu poked them with a large dragon nonexistance stick.
Why do I have so much music by the pillows on my Wpm playlist? |
because your puppy said to
why are midgets so short? |
Because people like sandwiches.
Why do firemen wear red? |
Because the evil hairmonster blackmailed them.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? |
Because it was sick and tired of being asked why it did.
What does purple smell like? |
Like cake
Who are the Who? ~TSBK~ |
the pizza!
why do dreams seem yellow? |
Because blue was already delegated to visions.
What is the sound of toast? |
The fat lady singing.
Why do elephants like cheese? |
They are actually some weird form of mutated sofas.
Why is it that randomness resides in a squishy green paycheck? |
because the monkey will kill the whales if it doesn't
why do monkey's eat spam |
They like the hot and burning sensation that burns a hole in their tongues.
Why is it that this board has skin like a chameleon? |
the half monkey half chamelion jedi master wishes it to be.
why are most whales allergic to the ancient aztecs |
Montezuma put a curse on Shamu the first.
Why do the deer and the santelope play? |
because **** you is heard a discouragin phrase and the skys are not sunny all day
why do 50% of al lizard suck on pickled frog feet |
because that is the stupidest question yet!
y do you park on driveways and drive on parkways? |
Because the world is a giant epileptic.
Why are so many falling to the dancing trapinch? |
because they don't think that chibi dancing mawile is cute
why are clams so clamy |
The government doesn't want you to know.
What is it with Paranoia Agent's Lil' Slugger? |
Hats are nice.
Why do Dragons breathe fire? |
Because breathing water would be just plain lame.
What the hell is a banana phone?! |
It's a banana that makes old people think it is a phone.
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it? |
...Yes.
Can I have a cookie too, Eddy? |
Yes; the plastic cow just ate your disco ball.
What is the difference between that which goes blip and BLEEP? |
Trapinch does the Dragon Dance!
Why do all fully evolved Dragon-types excpet Kingdra and [email protected] have a 4x ice weakness? |
Why is barney purple, and why is the computer i bought black
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Because the giant goldfish had predicted it to be so.
Did you remember to feed the goldfish Edmund? |
No, but Big Bird did.
Where and why what was who? |
Forty-two and a half, but only on Tuesdays. Otherwise, the answer is pie or, alternatively, cheese if there's an 'N' in the month.
Where do babies come from? |
Rite Aid Ruled Index Cards.
What is the some of a goldfsh, an airplane, and a businessman? |
A bit less than that of a barrel of monkies, and not half as much fun as previously expected.
Have the sea monkies come to devour Manhattan? |
No; But their thinking about to do that after they seen the movie "How to swim Manhattan"
Why do I poke my nose everytime I get of a bus? |
You hope to strike oil.
Why do I eat hot dogs without buns? |
That I do not know...but the great turnip in the sky does.
How come the only time lessons start when they should is when I'm not there on time? |
Because the giant gold fish thinks your name should be changed to Bubu.
Why is my oxygen breaking? |
Because Delibird likes to eat brussels sprouts.
Who did Pikachu poke Dragons with a large Dragon-nonexistence stick? O_O;; |
The waffle family, of course! ^-^
Why does my dinosaur sculpture look like a teapot? |
Because your hands make a weird figure(so do mine) when you sculpt.
Can I be a Moderater? |
I like chicken.
Is my axe blue? |
Yeah, a pinkish-yellow kinda blue.
Did Mary really have a little lamb? |
No, She had a kid.(XD :P)
Is grass green? Or is it just the reflection? |
Everyone knows that it's actually a mirage.
Where is my giraffe? |
at the zoo.
Why does Plushie say Plushie? |
Because the word Plushie is 1337.
Why does Cloud say Plushie? |
Because it was hypnotised. :P
Why am I? |
Because two is too.
How tall is a molecule? |
Because that's how you were born
Why does Plushie like Goldfish(which are cool) and Plushies(which are huggable)? |
Because I'm just weird like that. ^_^
Why does people eat forty? |
Because I like chicken.
Why does cloud82 ask so many plushie questions? |
because cloud finds Plushie funny XD
why does missingnomaster ask me that? |
Because missingnomaster is cool like that.
Why do you find the Plushie funny? |
Because he asks alot of plushie questions.
Why am i cool like that? |
Because you are what you is. XD
Why hasn't Cloud answered the Plushie? |
because she always says *checks to see if Random Plushie is around* Plushie.
Why does Plushie ask that? |
Because I like Swampert!
What do you mean by that check thing? |
Because this is going round in circles.
Why do i like chicken. |
Because you have remained cool like that. XD
Why has Plushie been talking in third person lately? |
Because noone has replied to the new funtime inn.
Why ish me drunk? |
Meant to answer plushies question: because alter ego (I think) got her into it.
Why do cloud82, random plushie, and missingnomaster always ask questions here? |
Because you have eaten one too many Bon-bons.
Why have me found one quarter? |
because it was underwater.
Why does it smell like banette here *sniffs* |
Because you dropped a nickel.(meant to answer plushie)
Why did you drop a nickel? |
Because Banette does not have a smell, and it was actually Plushie who got everyone at the Alphimega rp into third person speech.
Why what? |
Because Who Where.
Why do we keep getting our posts mixed up? |
Because that is how the giant gold fish wished it to be.
What the hey? |
Random Plushie- I don't talk in third person there.
Answer-What're you asking? Question-why did i trip on a cordless phone? |
Plushie knows. She knows a lot. But she was too lazy to mention that you do not talk in third person.
What has you thunk? |
Because you are a wally*Points to joke book*(To cloud)
Why is plushie random? |
Because I am what I is.
Why are we three? |
I thunk that I thunk I saw a putty cat I did! Idid see a putty cat!
Why won't missingno master and Random plushie post in the one above thread? |
Because 13 is unlucky.
Who am I? |
Because Plushie ish lurking here right now.
Why are my oranges rotting? |
Because you are keeping me busy! and confused.
Why am i heading to the one abouve thread? |
because my chameleon touched it (to plushie)
why have we done a full page? |
Because I just did.
Why is hello hello? |
because bye.
Why am i tired of this? |
because you said it. anything you say the goldfishies obey. hey i rymed!
why did i rhyme? |
Because your a poet and u don't know it.
Why am i still here? |
Because you also think that Banette ish cute.
Why are we still posting here? |
dunno!
Why are we all taking a break? |
We are not taking a break, though.
Why do people call me Random Plushie when they first see me, even though it's easier to call me Plushie? |
because the goldfish told us to be here.
tommorow Will people think it's weird we keep talking. |
Yes, they will think we are freakeh.
Why did I name my first gold fish Bubu? |
Yes.(Cloud)
Why will we now desert this thread in three seconds? |
Because we will be busy at the One Above thread. I think.
Why am I posting another question? |
cuz you don't know why.
What is plushies real name(seriously) |
Plushie doesn't know. Plushie forgets.
Why is me here? |
Ummm......Joanna? I forgot.
Why can i tell a zombie link without checking? |
cuz you are.
I met this girl i loved but she dumped me. why? |
I dunno.
Did she eat lots? |
Because you are ugly XD.
Why doesn;t everyone STOP POSTING QUESTIONS! |
no she was on a car diet.
What do you stick out from the rest of the people Plushie? |
Cuz we like annoying ya.
Why did missingnomaster call me Joanna? I am not Joanna!!!!!! XD |
He meant to call you MarionetteXD
why is everyonefollowing us into this thread like Dark Penguin? |
No.
Why doesn't plushie check her PMs? |
because i disabled them
Missingno didn't you know i changed the question on my last popst? |
No.
Why did cloud answer my question? |
because the gold fish made me
will we all be bestfriends after this? |
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