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Eon-Rider August 10th, 2005 5:44 AM

Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!
 
This thread is back!
Umm... yeah.

Well basically, give a stupid answer the the post above and the post your own stupid answer!

I'll start:
Why are round pizzes served in a square box?

Edit: Please don't go completely off-topic. Some of you are giving answers that don't even relate to the question!

Dragon-Chan August 10th, 2005 5:51 AM

Becuase the sky is blue!

Why do so many people think Dragons don't exist?

masquerainmistress August 10th, 2005 6:09 AM

Because Pikachu poked them with a large dragon nonexistance stick.

Why do I have so much music by the pillows on my Wpm playlist?

Chikara August 10th, 2005 6:19 AM

because your puppy said to

why are midgets so short?

Cybex Mewtwo August 10th, 2005 7:17 AM

Because people like sandwiches.

Why do firemen wear red?

Amy-chan August 10th, 2005 7:40 AM

Because the evil hairmonster blackmailed them.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Alter Ego August 10th, 2005 8:11 AM

Because it was sick and tired of being asked why it did.
What does purple smell like?

the skate board kid August 10th, 2005 9:49 AM

Like cake

Who are the Who?

~TSBK~

Chikara August 10th, 2005 10:05 AM

the pizza!

why do dreams seem yellow?

Alter Ego August 10th, 2005 11:12 AM

Because blue was already delegated to visions.
What is the sound of toast?

Amy-chan August 10th, 2005 1:30 PM

The fat lady singing.
Why do elephants like cheese?

Deadly Aim August 10th, 2005 5:10 PM

They are actually some weird form of mutated sofas.
Why is it that randomness resides in a squishy green paycheck?

obelisk-kun August 10th, 2005 5:22 PM

because the monkey will kill the whales if it doesn't
why do monkey's eat spam

Deadly Aim August 10th, 2005 5:36 PM

They like the hot and burning sensation that burns a hole in their tongues.
Why is it that this board has skin like a chameleon?

obelisk-kun August 10th, 2005 5:56 PM

the half monkey half chamelion jedi master wishes it to be.
why are most whales allergic to the ancient aztecs

Deadly Aim August 10th, 2005 6:03 PM

Montezuma put a curse on Shamu the first.
Why do the deer and the santelope play?

obelisk-kun August 10th, 2005 6:18 PM

because **** you is heard a discouragin phrase and the skys are not sunny all day
why do 50% of al lizard suck on pickled frog feet

ArchAngel August 10th, 2005 6:20 PM

because that is the stupidest question yet!

y do you park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Deadly Aim August 10th, 2005 6:34 PM

Because the world is a giant epileptic.
Why are so many falling to the dancing trapinch?

obelisk-kun August 10th, 2005 6:37 PM

because they don't think that chibi dancing mawile is cute
why are clams so clamy

Deadly Aim August 10th, 2005 6:39 PM

The government doesn't want you to know.
What is it with Paranoia Agent's Lil' Slugger?

Dragon-Chan August 10th, 2005 8:39 PM

Hats are nice.

Why do Dragons breathe fire?

Camp Kill Yourself August 10th, 2005 9:29 PM

Because breathing water would be just plain lame.


What the hell is a banana phone?!

Eon-Rider August 11th, 2005 1:47 AM

It's a banana that makes old people think it is a phone.

If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

Camp Kill Yourself August 11th, 2005 10:12 AM

...Yes.


Can I have a cookie too, Eddy?

Deadly Aim August 11th, 2005 6:26 PM

Yes; the plastic cow just ate your disco ball.

What is the difference between that which goes blip and BLEEP?

Dragon-Chan August 11th, 2005 7:24 PM

Trapinch does the Dragon Dance!

Why do all fully evolved Dragon-types excpet Kingdra and [email protected] have a 4x ice weakness?

Kid Frost August 11th, 2005 9:45 PM

Why is barney purple, and why is the computer i bought black

Alter Ego August 12th, 2005 4:45 AM

Because the giant goldfish had predicted it to be so.
Did you remember to feed the goldfish Edmund?

Deadly Aim August 13th, 2005 12:00 PM

No, but Big Bird did.
Where and why what was who?

Alter Ego August 13th, 2005 12:30 PM

Forty-two and a half, but only on Tuesdays. Otherwise, the answer is pie or, alternatively, cheese if there's an 'N' in the month.
Where do babies come from?

Deadly Aim August 13th, 2005 1:09 PM

Rite Aid Ruled Index Cards.

What is the some of a goldfsh, an airplane, and a businessman?

Alter Ego August 13th, 2005 1:15 PM

A bit less than that of a barrel of monkies, and not half as much fun as previously expected.
Have the sea monkies come to devour Manhattan?

Satrijou August 14th, 2005 6:23 AM

No; But their thinking about to do that after they seen the movie "How to swim Manhattan"

Why do I poke my nose everytime I get of a bus?

Cybex Mewtwo August 14th, 2005 6:30 AM

You hope to strike oil.

Why do I eat hot dogs without buns?

Alter Ego August 14th, 2005 7:27 AM

That I do not know...but the great turnip in the sky does.
How come the only time lessons start when they should is when I'm not there on time?

Random Plushie August 14th, 2005 3:00 PM

Because the giant gold fish thinks your name should be changed to Bubu.

Why is my oxygen breaking?

Dragon-Chan August 14th, 2005 3:24 PM

Because Delibird likes to eat brussels sprouts.
Who did Pikachu poke Dragons with a large Dragon-nonexistence stick? O_O;;

Random Plushie August 14th, 2005 3:53 PM

The waffle family, of course! ^-^

Why does my dinosaur sculpture look like a teapot?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 6:46 AM

Because your hands make a weird figure(so do mine) when you sculpt.

Can I be a Moderater?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 6:18 PM

I like chicken.

Is my axe blue?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 8:13 PM

Yeah, a pinkish-yellow kinda blue.

Did Mary really have a little lamb?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:09 PM

No, She had a kid.(XD :P)

Is grass green? Or is it just the reflection?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:14 PM

Everyone knows that it's actually a mirage.

Where is my giraffe?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 9:15 PM

at the zoo.

Why does Plushie say Plushie?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:22 PM

Because the word Plushie is 1337.

Why does Cloud say Plushie?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:25 PM

Because it was hypnotised. :P

Why am I?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:28 PM

Because two is too.

How tall is a molecule?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 9:28 PM

Because that's how you were born

Why does Plushie like Goldfish(which are cool) and Plushies(which are huggable)?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:29 PM

Because I'm just weird like that. ^_^

Why does people eat forty?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:30 PM

Because I like chicken.

Why does cloud82 ask so many plushie questions?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 9:31 PM

because cloud finds Plushie funny XD

why does missingnomaster ask me that?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:32 PM

Because missingnomaster is cool like that.

Why do you find the Plushie funny?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:34 PM

Because he asks alot of plushie questions.

Why am i cool like that?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:34 PM

Because you are what you is. XD

Why hasn't Cloud answered the Plushie?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 9:34 PM

because she always says *checks to see if Random Plushie is around* Plushie.

Why does Plushie ask that?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:35 PM

Because I like Swampert!

What do you mean by that check thing?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:36 PM

Because this is going round in circles.

Why do i like chicken.

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:36 PM

Because you have remained cool like that. XD

Why has Plushie been talking in third person lately?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:38 PM

Because noone has replied to the new funtime inn.

Why ish me drunk?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 9:38 PM

Meant to answer plushies question: because alter ego (I think) got her into it.

Why do cloud82, random plushie, and missingnomaster always ask questions here?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:39 PM

Because you have eaten one too many Bon-bons.

Why have me found one quarter?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 9:40 PM

because it was underwater.

Why does it smell like banette here *sniffs*

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:40 PM

Because you dropped a nickel.(meant to answer plushie)

Why did you drop a nickel?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:41 PM

Because Banette does not have a smell, and it was actually Plushie who got everyone at the Alphimega rp into third person speech.

Why what?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:42 PM

Because Who Where.

Why do we keep getting our posts mixed up?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:43 PM

Because that is how the giant gold fish wished it to be.

What the hey?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 9:43 PM

Random Plushie- I don't talk in third person there.

Answer-What're you asking?

Question-why did i trip on a cordless phone?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:44 PM

Plushie knows. She knows a lot. But she was too lazy to mention that you do not talk in third person.

What has you thunk?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:44 PM

Because you are a wally*Points to joke book*(To cloud)

Why is plushie random?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:45 PM

Because I am what I is.

Why are we three?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 9:46 PM

I thunk that I thunk I saw a putty cat I did! Idid see a putty cat!

Why won't missingno master and Random plushie post in the one above thread?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:46 PM

Because 13 is unlucky.

Who am I?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:46 PM

Because Plushie ish lurking here right now.

Why are my oranges rotting?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:47 PM

Because you are keeping me busy! and confused.

Why am i heading to the one abouve thread?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 9:47 PM

because my chameleon touched it (to plushie)

why have we done a full page?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:48 PM

Because I just did.

Why is hello hello?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:49 PM

because bye.

Why am i tired of this?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 9:50 PM

because you said it. anything you say the goldfishies obey. hey i rymed!

why did i rhyme?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:51 PM

Because your a poet and u don't know it.

Why am i still here?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:51 PM

Because you also think that Banette ish cute.

Why are we still posting here?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:52 PM

dunno!

Why are we all taking a break?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:52 PM

We are not taking a break, though.

Why do people call me Random Plushie when they first see me, even though it's easier to call me Plushie?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 9:53 PM

because the goldfish told us to be here.

tommorow Will people think it's weird we keep talking.

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:54 PM

Yes, they will think we are freakeh.

Why did I name my first gold fish Bubu?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 9:54 PM

Yes.(Cloud)

Why will we now desert this thread in three seconds?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 9:56 PM

Because we will be busy at the One Above thread. I think.

Why am I posting another question?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 9:58 PM

cuz you don't know why.

What is plushies real name(seriously)

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 10:00 PM

Plushie doesn't know. Plushie forgets.

Why is me here?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 10:00 PM

Ummm......Joanna? I forgot.

Why can i tell a zombie link without checking?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 10:01 PM

cuz you are.

I met this girl i loved but she dumped me. why?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 10:01 PM

I dunno.

Did she eat lots?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 10:01 PM

Because you are ugly XD.

Why doesn;t everyone STOP POSTING QUESTIONS!

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 10:02 PM

no she was on a car diet.

What do you stick out from the rest of the people Plushie?

Random Plushie August 15th, 2005 10:02 PM

Cuz we like annoying ya.

Why did missingnomaster call me Joanna? I am not Joanna!!!!!! XD

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 10:03 PM

He meant to call you MarionetteXD

why is everyonefollowing us into this thread like Dark Penguin?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 10:05 PM

No.

Why doesn't plushie check her PMs?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 10:06 PM

because i disabled them

Missingno didn't you know i changed the question on my last popst?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 10:07 PM

No.

Why did cloud answer my question?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 10:08 PM

because the gold fish made me

will we all be bestfriends after this?


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