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Yes!!!!!
Why aren't our questions stupid anymore? |
cuz we're best friends.
if cloud asked plushie to be a pair. she would say no right? |
Probably.
If missingnomaster asked if he could be plushie's guardian angel would she say no? |
probaly.
Will plushie answer my first question on tis page? |
No:P
Would we just quit while we're ahead? |
Probably.
Eh, Plushie had to eat dinner so she missed everything, including missingnomaster's PM. XD Why is this thread deserted? |
Because people don't know quality entertainment.
What is the average velocity of an unladen Banette? |
15 miles per hour. Dang.
Cool, I came here right when you posted. ^_^ Who is the computer? |
He's a kind of a fruit.
Does Ralts seem a little oddish? |
Jon.
Why is plushie avoiding the funtime inn? EDIT: I hate 3 way games! When 3 people are on at once! |
Because Plushie has no idea what it's about. XD
Why are turnips sometimes yellow but not always most of the time? |
Because cheese grows purple on sundays.
What is grass? |
It is equal to the approximate size of your head times forty pigs.
How heavy is the tile in the corner if it is 2% lighter than Slakoth on Sundays? |
as heavy as cow food
when did the erath become round? |
About a quarter of a dancing Trapinch, provided that there's an 'E' in the month.
Can I borrow your wheelbarrow? |
No. My wheelbarrow. XP
When does the Festival of Gold fish take place provided that it never happens in July, never on Tuesday, starts at midnight, and goes on for six days if the month and day both start with the seventh letter? |
At the time which the great goldfish has decreed for it. Unless, the mischievous Banette has tampered with time and space as we know it.
What is the sum of pie? |
Four Banettes + (4 x 346) - EightFIVE x Grumpig
Kingdra likes Unicorns. Why? |
Because he finds Banette scary.
Is it or not, why, when and how sheep? |
Excuse me?
Does Alter notice something about my sig? ^_^ |
Alter is not blind, and notices himself being quoted.
Is Plushie going to answer the previous question? |
Sheep are sleepy today.
When will the Sun finally realize that the Moon pwns him? |
When the bad doggie werewolf monsters cease chewing my toes while I sleep.
Can you see them coming out of the walls? :paranoid: |
*gaspeh* AcK!!!!! No. I do not. :/
Does Alter have the ability to tell the future? |
Only if Alter is on a three-day insomnia streak and wearing a flowing garment while humming the little teapot song backwards.
Does a beheaded man show up on a headcount report? |
No, but he will certainly attend the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. ^_^
When does the bumblebee look at a star which glows bright red and gives him the creeps? |
No. He doesn;t have a head.
Why is a Chicken? |
Quote:
It was you wot dunnit isn't it? |
Yep! I look at Banette's, squeal with delight, and call them huggable all the time! ^_^
lyk y 15h I 74lkin lyk d15? |
I can't read.
Why don't you go to the backwards thread? |
Because there are already too many outgoings.
Do you like swords? |
You cannot read 1337 speak? Cool!
Marcy said to Bill, if a long little caterpillar said wolf, what kind of cheese would he be? |
Limburger
To which the wolf replied sunny starlight to all in sight. So, are you really green? |
No, I be purple. But green is still cool.
Kingdra STILL likes unicorns. Why? |
Because the sun has yet to wear women's underwear on its head.
Which is rounder...or a porcupine. Who's correct? |
No one is correct. The statement is false.
Is this statement false? |
I belive it is true, but great goldfish knows that it could also be false.
Is the corner of a square equal to the sum of its parts? |
No. That statement also be false.
Is a circle really just round, or is it truly just un-sharp? |
its a shape with no edges or sides
what kinda donkey quaks? |
A really messed up one. One that likes lettuce, to be exact.
How badly does my fishy need a haircut? |
About as bad as an oystern needs a rope for mountain climbing.
Do you not hear the howling? |
I can't hear you over the howling.
Wy does 2+2 equal 4? |
cause three + puppy = sausage!
why is my comp monitor square? |
Because your eyeballs are so. (Or maybe not...)
Why do I like PC? |
Because the great venusaur in the sky does.
WHY did Pikachu poke Dragons with a large Dragon-nonexistence stick? |
Because it didn't work on Banettes.
Now does not maybe or because. Who was right? |
The little guy named Chuck who resides in your brain cavity.
Why is Alter afraid of Banettes? |
Because of Pikachu and the large Dragon-nonexistence stick.
Why do I spell Dragon with a capital D? |
because you care more than others?
Why have I returned? |
Becuase Linoone likes edible Pokeballs.
Where did Oikachu get a large Dragon-nonexistence stick? |
From the giant gold fish in the sky.
Where did the giant gold fish in the sky come from? |
the giant toilet in the bathroom
How come everytime i jump in the air. I get stuck? |
Because you defy the laws of physics.
Why did Cloud get a name change? |
Because the giant goldfish in the sky wished it to be so.
Why did I invent the word 'Scarydragonisticute'? |
Because the great meaty taco of Sea World wanted you to.
Why does Banette creep out a lotta peoples? |
because if you look at your sig. It laughs at people. But I think it's cool (now)
Why did Plushie ask why I had a name change? |
Because he did.
Why have beavers come to kiss us? |
because they think we think that there cute. *Beaver goes up to Agent and licks*
Why did jhgghyu say Plushie is a boy? She is a girl! *Glares* |
Because you live in Canada.
Why does pokemon consume every free moment of my life? |
Because you are obsessed.
Why aren't i cooking now? |
because the lightbulb died out.
why do people need to use the bath tub? |
Because ponds are dirty.
Why have Plushe, USED TO BE cloud, And me taken up 2 pages? |
Because we have nothing better to do.
Why am I over the rainbow? |
because marionette threw you there.
why can't i turn super saiyan? |
'cause you aren't saiyan!
Why are rabbits purple? |
because I spray painted them
Agent went undercover, but I can't find him, why? |
because they're playing a game of hide and seek.
Why do dogs bark? |
Because it would sound downright wrong if they quacked.
Is a sky higher than the sky thinner than forget? |
it is netheir(sp) it is the moon
If you telll on a telephone. then why do you cell on a cell phone? |
Because you have a great product to cell. XD
Why am I on the computer? |
cuz your there to serve me in the Funtime Inn!
What smells? |
My feet.
Why am i your master? |
because i asked you to.
Why am i still here? |
Because the great turnip in the sky zapped you.
Am I Dragonistic? |
Yes. Very much so. =)
Why are smileys 1337? |
Because they look a lot nicer than abbrevations. 0-)
Is time, in the manner that we percieve it, an illusory concept? |
Yes, for in reality, it is merely the measurement of like how the sun orbits and stuff. Wait, what?
Hugo Books sold his T.V. Do you know why? |
The TV was haunted, a conspiracy between Banette and the bad doggy werewolf monsters. :paranoid:
So, what kind of chiken lays green eggs? |
A chicken that fears Banette.
Why am I drawing Banette for extra credit in my Art class? |
Because you know you're teacher never saw a banette before and will give you an A for creativity and using your imagination.
Is mcdonald's good? |
Oh yeah!
Did you save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to Geico? |
I don't know.
Is Green Day and Blink 182 the two best bands ever? |
yea problem was. I still had to pay $1,500
What's the number for 911 |
Ask the operator.
Where's my brain vessel? |
here *points to Plushie's leg*
Can I read my book? |
Again, ask the operator.
Why is my brain vessel in meh leg? |
Because you had a leg transplant
Why am I poking plushie? *Pokes* |
Because you are copying me.
*has poked people literally millions of times since the day she was born* Why have I REALLY poked people millions of times since the day I was born? |
poke
cuz your my lost sister that has poked people like me.
where is my lost sister? |
All I know is that Plushie is not your lost sister.
Who is your lost cousin? |
A two-year old german shepherd called Wilfred.
Which switch is the switch to Ipswitch, miss? |
System Error: Please insert logical question
Uh... what? |
Out of banana error, please reinstall universe and reboot.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, would the pile of wood amount to more or less than a pile of stone in a cooking contest? |
Yes! I was paying attention, honest!
When the light goes off, is that the speed of shadow? |
"No, it is merely the average velocity of insufficient light.
Did you brush your teeth today young man/lady? |
Maybe. I'm not telling, old man/lady!
What's a man/lady? |
It's a paradigm.
Do shoelaces taste like chiken if you boil them with old socks and a hint of lemon zest? |
Nah, it has more of a ladybuggish taste to it. Also had a hint of chicken fried steak.
What happens when you mix a pinch a cinnamon, a dairy cow, a giraffe plushie, a window pane, a blue ballpoint pen, a lamp post, and K-Mart, then add a dash of chemical preservatives? |
You invoke the most unholy powers of the accounting division upon the head of your nemesis and also end up with a bowl of stew that has the distinct flavour of flowery wallpaper and ladies' underwear.
Does a lightbulb smell cloudish to you? |
No, it smells like cheese.
Why do people need to breath? |
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