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Innocence August 15th, 2005 10:09 PM

Yes!!!!!

Why aren't our questions stupid anymore?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 10:10 PM

cuz we're best friends.

if cloud asked plushie to be a pair. she would say no right?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 10:11 PM

Probably.

If missingnomaster asked if he could be plushie's guardian angel would she say no?

Agent9 August 15th, 2005 10:12 PM

probaly.

Will plushie answer my first question on tis page?

Innocence August 15th, 2005 10:15 PM

No:P

Would we just quit while we're ahead?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 12:15 AM

Probably.

Eh, Plushie had to eat dinner so she missed everything, including missingnomaster's PM. XD

Why is this thread deserted?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 2:28 AM

Because people don't know quality entertainment.
What is the average velocity of an unladen Banette?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 2:29 AM

15 miles per hour. Dang.

Cool, I came here right when you posted. ^_^

Who is the computer?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 2:30 AM

He's a kind of a fruit.

Does Ralts seem a little oddish?

Innocence August 16th, 2005 2:30 AM

Jon.

Why is plushie avoiding the funtime inn?

EDIT: I hate 3 way games! When 3 people are on at once!

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 2:32 AM

Because Plushie has no idea what it's about. XD

Why are turnips sometimes yellow but not always most of the time?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 2:34 AM

Because cheese grows purple on sundays.

What is grass?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 2:35 AM

It is equal to the approximate size of your head times forty pigs.

How heavy is the tile in the corner if it is 2% lighter than Slakoth on Sundays?

THIRTY-SIX August 16th, 2005 2:36 AM

as heavy as cow food
when did the erath become round?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 2:36 AM

About a quarter of a dancing Trapinch, provided that there's an 'E' in the month.
Can I borrow your wheelbarrow?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 2:38 AM

No. My wheelbarrow. XP

When does the Festival of Gold fish take place provided that it never happens in July, never on Tuesday, starts at midnight, and goes on for six days if the month and day both start with the seventh letter?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 2:39 AM

At the time which the great goldfish has decreed for it. Unless, the mischievous Banette has tampered with time and space as we know it.

What is the sum of pie?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 2:40 AM

Four Banettes + (4 x 346) - EightFIVE x Grumpig

Kingdra likes Unicorns. Why?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 2:41 AM

Because he finds Banette scary.
Is it or not, why, when and how sheep?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 2:43 AM

Excuse me?

Does Alter notice something about my sig? ^_^

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 2:54 AM

Alter is not blind, and notices himself being quoted.
Is Plushie going to answer the previous question?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 2:59 AM

Sheep are sleepy today.

When will the Sun finally realize that the Moon pwns him?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 3:02 AM

When the bad doggie werewolf monsters cease chewing my toes while I sleep.
Can you see them coming out of the walls? :paranoid:

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 3:02 AM

*gaspeh* AcK!!!!! No. I do not. :/

Does Alter have the ability to tell the future?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 3:11 AM

Only if Alter is on a three-day insomnia streak and wearing a flowing garment while humming the little teapot song backwards.
Does a beheaded man show up on a headcount report?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 3:12 AM

No, but he will certainly attend the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. ^_^

When does the bumblebee look at a star which glows bright red and gives him the creeps?

Innocence August 16th, 2005 3:21 AM

No. He doesn;t have a head.

Why is a Chicken?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 3:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Random Plushie
No, but he will certainly attend the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. ^_^

When does the bumblebee look at a star which glows bright red and gives him the creeps?

The day Alter looks at a Banette with a squeal of delight and calls it huggable.
It was you wot dunnit isn't it?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 3:49 AM

Yep! I look at Banette's, squeal with delight, and call them huggable all the time! ^_^

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Innocence August 16th, 2005 3:52 AM

I can't read.

Why don't you go to the backwards thread?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 4:15 AM

Because there are already too many outgoings.
Do you like swords?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 4:16 AM

You cannot read 1337 speak? Cool!

Marcy said to Bill, if a long little caterpillar said wolf, what kind of cheese would he be?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 4:18 AM

Limburger
To which the wolf replied sunny starlight to all in sight. So, are you really green?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 4:19 AM

No, I be purple. But green is still cool.

Kingdra STILL likes unicorns. Why?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 4:25 AM

Because the sun has yet to wear women's underwear on its head.
Which is rounder...or a porcupine. Who's correct?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 4:48 AM

No one is correct. The statement is false.

Is this statement false?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 4:53 AM

I belive it is true, but great goldfish knows that it could also be false.
Is the corner of a square equal to the sum of its parts?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 5:05 AM

No. That statement also be false.

Is a circle really just round, or is it truly just un-sharp?

THIRTY-SIX August 16th, 2005 5:10 AM

its a shape with no edges or sides
what kinda donkey quaks?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 5:12 AM

A really messed up one. One that likes lettuce, to be exact.

How badly does my fishy need a haircut?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 5:19 AM

About as bad as an oystern needs a rope for mountain climbing.
Do you not hear the howling?

Cybex Mewtwo August 16th, 2005 6:14 AM

I can't hear you over the howling.



Wy does 2+2 equal 4?

Chikara August 16th, 2005 7:18 AM

cause three + puppy = sausage!

why is my comp monitor square?

Cyndaquil August 16th, 2005 7:26 AM

Because your eyeballs are so. (Or maybe not...)
Why do I like PC?

Dragon-Chan August 16th, 2005 7:35 AM

Because the great venusaur in the sky does.

WHY did Pikachu poke Dragons with a large Dragon-nonexistence stick?

Alter Ego August 16th, 2005 8:49 AM

Because it didn't work on Banettes.
Now does not maybe or because. Who was right?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 11:51 AM

The little guy named Chuck who resides in your brain cavity.

Why is Alter afraid of Banettes?

Dragon-Chan August 16th, 2005 1:20 PM

Because of Pikachu and the large Dragon-nonexistence stick.

Why do I spell Dragon with a capital D?

Linoone August 16th, 2005 1:29 PM

because you care more than others?
Why have I returned?

Dragon-Chan August 16th, 2005 2:14 PM

Becuase Linoone likes edible Pokeballs.

Where did Oikachu get a large Dragon-nonexistence stick?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 2:24 PM

From the giant gold fish in the sky.

Where did the giant gold fish in the sky come from?

Agent9 August 16th, 2005 5:47 PM

the giant toilet in the bathroom

How come everytime i jump in the air. I get stuck?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 6:45 PM

Because you defy the laws of physics.

Why did Cloud get a name change?

Dragon-Chan August 16th, 2005 7:23 PM

Because the giant goldfish in the sky wished it to be so.

Why did I invent the word 'Scarydragonisticute'?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 7:26 PM

Because the great meaty taco of Sea World wanted you to.

Why does Banette creep out a lotta peoples?

Agent9 August 16th, 2005 7:29 PM

because if you look at your sig. It laughs at people. But I think it's cool (now)

Why did Plushie ask why I had a name change?

Dragon-Chan August 16th, 2005 7:33 PM

Because he did.
Why have beavers come to kiss us?

Agent9 August 16th, 2005 7:36 PM

because they think we think that there cute. *Beaver goes up to Agent and licks*

Why did jhgghyu say Plushie is a boy? She is a girl! *Glares*

Sithre August 16th, 2005 7:36 PM

Because you live in Canada.

Why does pokemon consume every free moment of my life?

Innocence August 16th, 2005 8:10 PM

Because you are obsessed.

Why aren't i cooking now?

Silver Pearl August 16th, 2005 8:35 PM

because the lightbulb died out.

why do people need to use the bath tub?

Innocence August 16th, 2005 8:38 PM

Because ponds are dirty.

Why have Plushe, USED TO BE cloud, And me taken up 2 pages?

Random Plushie August 16th, 2005 10:02 PM

Because we have nothing better to do.

Why am I over the rainbow?

Agent9 August 16th, 2005 10:05 PM

because marionette threw you there.

why can't i turn super saiyan?

Innocence August 16th, 2005 10:25 PM

'cause you aren't saiyan!

Why are rabbits purple?

Agent9 August 16th, 2005 10:30 PM

because I spray painted them

Agent went undercover, but I can't find him, why?

Silver Pearl August 17th, 2005 9:05 AM

because they're playing a game of hide and seek.

Why do dogs bark?

Alter Ego August 17th, 2005 9:39 AM

Because it would sound downright wrong if they quacked.

Is a sky higher than the sky thinner than forget?

Agent9 August 17th, 2005 4:59 PM

it is netheir(sp) it is the moon

If you telll on a telephone. then why do you cell on a cell phone?

Innocence August 17th, 2005 5:07 PM

Because you have a great product to cell. XD

Why am I on the computer?

Agent9 August 17th, 2005 5:11 PM

cuz your there to serve me in the Funtime Inn!

What smells?

Innocence August 17th, 2005 5:19 PM

My feet.

Why am i your master?

Silver Pearl August 17th, 2005 6:38 PM

because i asked you to.

Why am i still here?

Dragon-Chan August 17th, 2005 7:08 PM

Because the great turnip in the sky zapped you.

Am I Dragonistic?

Random Plushie August 17th, 2005 10:15 PM

Yes. Very much so. =)

Why are smileys 1337?

Alter Ego August 18th, 2005 8:13 AM

Because they look a lot nicer than abbrevations. 0-)

Is time, in the manner that we percieve it, an illusory concept?

Random Plushie August 18th, 2005 10:45 PM

Yes, for in reality, it is merely the measurement of like how the sun orbits and stuff. Wait, what?

Hugo Books sold his T.V. Do you know why?

Alter Ego August 19th, 2005 1:16 AM

The TV was haunted, a conspiracy between Banette and the bad doggy werewolf monsters. :paranoid:

So, what kind of chiken lays green eggs?

Random Plushie August 19th, 2005 8:18 PM

A chicken that fears Banette.

Why am I drawing Banette for extra credit in my Art class?

Agent9 August 19th, 2005 9:06 PM

Because you know you're teacher never saw a banette before and will give you an A for creativity and using your imagination.

Is mcdonald's good?

Random Plushie August 19th, 2005 9:08 PM

Oh yeah!

Did you save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to Geico?

DeathScape August 19th, 2005 9:09 PM

I don't know.

Is Green Day and Blink 182 the two best bands ever?

Agent9 August 19th, 2005 9:10 PM

yea problem was. I still had to pay $1,500


What's the number for 911

Random Plushie August 19th, 2005 9:12 PM

Ask the operator.

Where's my brain vessel?

Agent9 August 19th, 2005 9:14 PM

here *points to Plushie's leg*

Can I read my book?

Random Plushie August 19th, 2005 9:15 PM

Again, ask the operator.

Why is my brain vessel in meh leg?

Agent9 August 19th, 2005 9:18 PM

Because you had a leg transplant

Why am I poking plushie? *Pokes*

Random Plushie August 19th, 2005 9:19 PM

Because you are copying me.

*has poked people literally millions of times since the day she was born*

Why have I REALLY poked people millions of times since the day I was born?

Agent9 August 19th, 2005 9:24 PM

poke
 
cuz your my lost sister that has poked people like me.

where is my lost sister?

Random Plushie August 19th, 2005 9:39 PM

All I know is that Plushie is not your lost sister.

Who is your lost cousin?

Alter Ego August 20th, 2005 1:09 AM

A two-year old german shepherd called Wilfred.
Which switch is the switch to Ipswitch, miss?

Random Plushie August 20th, 2005 1:10 AM

System Error: Please insert logical question

Uh... what?

Alter Ego August 20th, 2005 1:12 AM

Out of banana error, please reinstall universe and reboot.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, would the pile of wood amount to more or less than a pile of stone in a cooking contest?

Random Plushie August 20th, 2005 1:13 AM

Yes! I was paying attention, honest!

When the light goes off, is that the speed of shadow?

Alter Ego August 20th, 2005 1:16 AM

"No, it is merely the average velocity of insufficient light.
Did you brush your teeth today young man/lady?

Random Plushie August 20th, 2005 1:16 AM

Maybe. I'm not telling, old man/lady!

What's a man/lady?

Alter Ego August 20th, 2005 1:24 AM

It's a paradigm.
Do shoelaces taste like chiken if you boil them with old socks and a hint of lemon zest?

Random Plushie August 20th, 2005 1:27 AM

Nah, it has more of a ladybuggish taste to it. Also had a hint of chicken fried steak.

What happens when you mix a pinch a cinnamon, a dairy cow, a giraffe plushie, a window pane, a blue ballpoint pen, a lamp post, and K-Mart, then add a dash of chemical preservatives?

Alter Ego August 20th, 2005 1:48 AM

You invoke the most unholy powers of the accounting division upon the head of your nemesis and also end up with a bowl of stew that has the distinct flavour of flowery wallpaper and ladies' underwear.

Does a lightbulb smell cloudish to you?

Silver Pearl August 20th, 2005 1:52 AM

No, it smells like cheese.

Why do people need to breath?


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