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Alter Ego August 20th, 2005 2:01 AM

It is a question of mass versus coconuts per square mile...

What is the sum of a beaver?

Random Plushie August 20th, 2005 12:03 PM

Four tadpoles + the metric value of the continent of Antarctica.

Bagpipes?

Alter Ego August 20th, 2005 12:10 PM

Bagpipes? What nonsense are you spouting young lady? Use full sentences. XD

Now, there was a particularly clever riddle we used to pass along in the old days, what was it now...oh yes, what has four legs in the morning, two legs during the day, and three legs in the evening?

3 REGIS August 20th, 2005 12:20 PM

Beastboy. =P

How come they don't use hoola hoops for ring toss?

Random Plushie August 20th, 2005 12:31 PM

Cause hoola hoops are too good for ring toss. =P

Why has the neighbor's chicken been throwing rocks at my shoulder?

Alter Ego August 20th, 2005 12:35 PM

Because it has been corrupted by todays ruthless popular culture...the hooligans are everywhere these days.

Do you remember if I have taken my medicine today?

Random Plushie August 20th, 2005 6:26 PM

*gaspeh* You overdosed! :O

Where'd I throw Saturn?

Innocence August 20th, 2005 7:31 PM

Round the moon!

Why was i sick?

Insanity Mawile August 20th, 2005 10:05 PM

Because you saved nothing by switching to Geico.

Can you break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar?

Random Plushie August 20th, 2005 10:22 PM

Nah, I don't really feel like it at the moment. Maybe in two years.

If twelve tadpoles were inserted into my disc drive, would that be unusual or just plain creepy?

Alter Ego August 21st, 2005 1:17 AM

That, my dear granddaughter, would be a scandalous waste of completely good tadpoles.

What is this world coming to?

Random Plushie August 21st, 2005 1:53 AM

Destruction! Ain't that nice?

If I were to buy my mother a puppy, but it wasn't the kind of puppy she liked, should I eat it?

Alter Ego August 21st, 2005 2:02 AM

Goodness no! You should just let it go! Yes, we ate puppies at wartime but only because there was little else to eat. I am appaled at the very insinuation of such an act in these times of welfare.

Is it time for the bingo?

Random Plushie August 21st, 2005 2:24 AM

Nope, it's time for that time of day again.. to take your medication, grandfather. =D

What exactly IS medication?

Alter Ego August 21st, 2005 2:40 AM

You will understand that when you're older.

Do you enjoy guarding used chamber pots?

Random Plushie August 21st, 2005 2:41 AM

No. No, not at all. o_0

Why ish the sky sometimes not blue? =D

Alter Ego August 21st, 2005 2:55 AM

That is caused by children being naughty and not respecting their elders.

Are you pulling my prosthetic leg?

Random Plushie August 21st, 2005 3:38 AM

'Cause I feel like it. XP

Why are you taunting my gold fish? *evil glare of death*

Alter Ego August 21st, 2005 3:48 AM

I am not taunting it. I am merely explaining the problems of the modern world to the goldfish.

Are you insulting my monkey?

Random Plushie August 21st, 2005 4:10 AM

Maybe! O.O *stares at monkey*

Why you be you and not you be a horsey?

Alter Ego August 21st, 2005 4:11 AM

Because acting like a horse would be downright inappropriate for a man of my age.

How many times have I told you not to bathe in the dishwasher?

Random Plushie August 21st, 2005 4:13 AM

Once. Just now. ^_^

Why do I call you Grandpa Titan A.E.?

Satrijou August 21st, 2005 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Random Plushie
Once. Just now. ^_^

Why do I call you Grandpa Titan A.E.?

Because he loves to watch the SuperTitans on Cartoon Network!

Why does potato chips contain so much fat?

Alter Ego August 21st, 2005 12:48 PM

(I've never even heard of it.^_^)

Since the only substitue available was motor oil, which would impair the taste.

Is it a conspiracy?

Random Plushie August 21st, 2005 12:59 PM

Once again, maybe! O.O *stares*

Why has the age of the pencil and paper come to an end?

Alter Ego August 22nd, 2005 4:40 AM

Because the modern generation is sloppy and lazy. But as long as there is life in these bones the generation of pencil and paper shall never have truly died out.

You there! Define moral fiber!

Wolf_Goddess August 22nd, 2005 7:53 AM

A fiber that has a moral.

What is the point of asking questions if we know we'll get something stupid as an answer?

Alter Ego August 22nd, 2005 11:10 AM

Stupidity is a very relative concept, and according to some ways of thinking there are no stupid answers, only stupid questions.

Will man ever walk on the sun?

Dragon-Chan August 22nd, 2005 1:03 PM

Only if they land at night.

DRAGON!!!! ^______________________^

Alter Ego August 22nd, 2005 1:07 PM

That is not a question, youngster.

What is or is not the center of the mass of gravity minus pie to the power of an elephant?

Dragon-Chan August 22nd, 2005 1:13 PM

Dragon!

Why isn't it a question, puny human?

Alter Ego August 23rd, 2005 1:09 AM

Because there is no question mark in it, foolish youngster.

If the sky is taller than a medium-sized pancake, is the earth shorter than yesterday?

Wolf_Goddess August 24th, 2005 6:12 AM

You can say that if you wish.

Why do some people eat pickles, but others don't?

Dragon-Chan August 24th, 2005 7:34 AM

Because the sky has no Dragons in it any more.

Dragon?

Alter Ego August 24th, 2005 7:43 AM

SHEEP! Eight foot killer penguins!

How many Cradilies can dance on the head of a pin?

Dragon-Chan August 24th, 2005 10:01 AM

Infinity dragon minus pie, as long as half of them have Suction Cups and half of them have Air Lock. Otherwise, infinity minus cheese pie dragon.

Is Alter Ego standing by a Cradily because it's as old as he is (prehistoric)?

Alter Ego August 24th, 2005 11:46 AM

Nay child. It is there because it's my favourite pokémon. Although I do find the coincidence amusing. ^_^

Will we ever attain a world devoid of Banettes?

Dragon-Chan August 24th, 2005 12:18 PM

Only if we can unzip all their mouths.

How do you make that apostrophe above the E in Pokemon?

Alter Ego August 24th, 2005 1:01 PM

I pressed the e and ´ buttons simultaneously. Producing this: é

Is a barrel of monkies truly less fun than previously expected?

♡ゆめみち August 24th, 2005 2:41 PM

It was never fun in the first place.

Why can monkeys jump and rats cant?

Alter Ego August 25th, 2005 5:54 AM

It is a matter of gravity. For you see, it is a far too seldom known fact that the force of gravity acts roughly tenfold on a rat's tail, the exact number varies with where on the planet the rat is located, thus keeping them firmly pinned to the ground. The term used for the measurment of this phenomena's effect on rats is called the Avocado constant (A) for some reason.

Will you recieve less of the harmful UV radiation if you walk with your back turned towards the sun?

Neko-sama August 25th, 2005 7:25 AM

you'll get a bad back :D

why am i replying to this thread?

Alter Ego August 25th, 2005 8:35 AM

Because you've given up on life? :cheeky:

You can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but can you be just whelmed?

Amy-chan August 25th, 2005 3:42 PM

Only in Fruita.
Am I ever going to take over the world?

Random Plushie August 25th, 2005 8:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alter Ego

Will we ever attain a world devoid of Banettes?

I TOTALLY RESENT THAT!! XD XD XD

Anyway, pikamews' question. Someday. Someday soon. O.O

Will Alter Ego ever overcome his fear of Banette?

Alter Ego August 26th, 2005 1:33 AM

Perhaps, but only by the grace of the great goldfish.

Does Bellsprout's fashion sense seem a little Oddish?

Spectrum August 26th, 2005 1:39 AM

Only on Tuesdays.

Why not on Wednesdays?

Chibi-chan August 26th, 2005 1:41 AM

Because they're eating at Wendy's

Why do you eat?

Alter Ego August 26th, 2005 1:44 AM

Because not doing that would be in direct violation of the anti-terrorism laws of the state of Alabama.

If a whole orchestra plays off key, is it because the director is an idiot?

Neko-sama August 26th, 2005 3:52 AM

no its cos the director is drunk.

If i do the sum of 2+6+9+2+4+5+5+2+3+4+2+5+6= 15 why do i think its 15?

Dragon-Chan August 26th, 2005 3:23 PM

Because your tiny post count has taken over the world.

Why did Obelisk-kun name himself after a large slab of stone? XD
Quote:

popcorn ring handcuffs with bubbles that snowmen and polar bears wear!

Random Plushie August 26th, 2005 8:19 PM

Because large slabs of stone are now the equivelant of all those 'hip' things we waste money on.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Advanced Math At Random Plushie's School
The Roseberry High School Choir is going to perform at a concert. They have fifteen minutes to perform. If each song they plan to sing is four minutes long, how many songs can they sing within the time they are allowed?

OHMEHGEE DAT ISH SO HARD!!! [/sarcasm]

Dragon-Chan August 27th, 2005 7:48 AM

Dragon to the power of Banette and couunting up to three threads inside Groudon's jelly.

Why did Banette tamper with Time and Space as we know it?
Quote:

*puts in funny chat thread...*

Chikara August 27th, 2005 8:08 AM

cause he failed his math test

why am i still in pajamas?

Alter Ego August 27th, 2005 8:52 AM

Because it's Saturday?

What is the tangential velocity of the vicious Banette circling around my head in a circle with a radius of 2 meters?

Chikara August 27th, 2005 8:59 AM

42!!!!

why is red red?

Amy-chan September 2nd, 2005 3:02 PM

Because it's blue.

What is the square root of a tree?

Chikara September 2nd, 2005 3:40 PM

Pork shnitz!

why do books fly?

Karasuma September 2nd, 2005 3:43 PM

Uh...When's Pokemon Colisseum Coming out? Oooo I can't wait?

Super_Lawliet September 2nd, 2005 3:46 PM

well waiting hurts!

When will I be able to fly?

Chikara September 2nd, 2005 3:47 PM

when you eat an eye of newt! XD(so scientifical!)

kjhudilusdhfguishdfuimhsd?

Super_Lawliet September 2nd, 2005 3:48 PM

fhgsfjhgdjhdf!

Why doesn't butter fly?

Chibi-chan September 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM

Because it 'tastes like butter!' <3

WTF?OMFG?!?!

Chikara September 2nd, 2005 3:56 PM

judfhguidhf!

jhsduif judhfu ushdfiuhdfui?

Super_Lawliet September 2nd, 2005 3:57 PM

Because I'm oh so pretty!*bats eyelashes*lol

......Green Day?

Chikara September 2nd, 2005 4:00 PM

is a green day

WTF IS THAT SMELL!?

Karasuma September 2nd, 2005 4:00 PM

uh...how come we humans can't fly?

Super_Lawliet September 2nd, 2005 4:01 PM

Because we didn't take lessons.

Why do why giggle at the mention of Uranus?

Chikara September 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM

cause itas a dohnut!

why is Satoshi pink?

Karasuma September 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM

How come a 3-year old can't drive?

Dragon-Chan September 2nd, 2005 4:06 PM

Becuase the Latias in your sig is shiny at this very moment.

Are the dancing Trapinch secretly using Dragon Dance?

Karasuma September 2nd, 2005 4:08 PM

Yup, a Magikarp thought him how to do that?

Chikara September 2nd, 2005 4:45 PM

mystic, I dont think you understand how to play this game, but you have to answer the other persons question, then you ask a question...

Karasuma September 2nd, 2005 4:46 PM

Uh did you just ask me a "?"

Chikara September 2nd, 2005 4:49 PM

no, I told you how to play the game cause you wouldnt answer anyone elces questions. NOW Ill ask a question...

why is bones dead?

Karasuma September 2nd, 2005 4:57 PM

Because I ate him.

Why can't a 10 year old buy liquor?

Chikara September 2nd, 2005 4:59 PM

Cause hes a kfhgikjviudfh!

why wont i use the reply button?

Karasuma September 2nd, 2005 5:00 PM

cause your dfsdgdfgasfg!

Why is this Thread so stupid?

Dragon-Chan September 2nd, 2005 5:43 PM

Cause it's dfsdgdfgasfg! XD

Why do you have a pikachu in your sig?

Karasuma September 2nd, 2005 5:44 PM

cause it's my fvdfvasvgdfabg!

Why do you have so many Dragonites?

Dragon-Chan September 2nd, 2005 6:08 PM

Cause they're the most powerful force on the face of the earth! (charizard too)

WHY!?!?

Karasuma September 2nd, 2005 6:14 PM

Because I just wanted to dfdsfsdsvasvjknsjlvnsadjvnlajsvdbjasbnvasndvjnabvfnsdfbndlbjnlgjbnlsdfjbnljdnblsdbnldfjbnlsdnbjldfnbljdsnjlbnldjnblfjdnbjldfnbjlna;bkfbjkasdfnbjlafnlbnafjlnajlnabjl!

Random Plushie September 2nd, 2005 11:56 PM

Yes, random text totally rules.

Why is me only posting in this thread now?

Alter Ego September 3rd, 2005 12:59 AM

Because you have heard and heeded the old saying 'If life give you lemons, swell up and die.'

Why are people dissing Shuckle?

Amy-chan September 3rd, 2005 6:00 PM

Because no one cares how many marshmallows he has.

Why am I not a raccoon?

Chibi-chan September 3rd, 2005 6:16 PM

Because dumblebore said so! T_T

Noodles equal cheezy bacon?

Innocence September 4th, 2005 2:47 AM

Yep! Squirrels noise!

Why don't me, plushie, and agent9 go for 5 pages in a row?

Random Plushie September 4th, 2005 9:03 PM

Excuse meh? I do not get that question. Perhaps the great turnip in the sky knows.

Anyways, why does purple not tell backyard to get a life?

Agent9 September 4th, 2005 9:15 PM

Because the backyard hates purple.

Why can't me/plushie/ missingnomaster go for 5 pages now?

Dragon-Chan September 5th, 2005 6:14 AM

Becuase the great big post in the sky said to watch the mailbox.


Why Dragon?

Aisu K. September 5th, 2005 9:40 AM

Because it's not Dragoff

How do you spell, "It?"

Deadly Aim September 5th, 2005 9:52 AM

B-O-O-G-E-R. It.

Where an I find a skin that is very ALBINO?

Alter Ego September 5th, 2005 9:54 AM

On a small, albanian gas-station.

Who was the first person who looked at a chicken and said; 'I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of that thing's arse?'

Deadly Aim September 5th, 2005 10:00 AM

That was me. :)

What is the meaning of life?

wishirulz September 5th, 2005 12:59 PM

your mom

whats mom + dad?

Karasuma September 5th, 2005 1:05 PM

= Divorce

Why do others close my Threads that I make?

wishirulz September 5th, 2005 1:44 PM

no idea

hitler + ossama benladen + napolean (not dinamite the real one)

Amy-chan September 5th, 2005 4:04 PM

Equals hitossladean!

Why must Cinderella run from the cops? WHYYYYYY??????

wishirulz September 5th, 2005 4:13 PM

she violated the chief!!!!

trip + fall + die =?

Karasuma September 5th, 2005 4:18 PM

You go to either to heaven or heck.

Why do I have a Fat kid on my sig?


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