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It is a question of mass versus coconuts per square mile...
What is the sum of a beaver? |
Four tadpoles + the metric value of the continent of Antarctica.
Bagpipes? |
Bagpipes? What nonsense are you spouting young lady? Use full sentences. XD
Now, there was a particularly clever riddle we used to pass along in the old days, what was it now...oh yes, what has four legs in the morning, two legs during the day, and three legs in the evening? |
Beastboy. =P
How come they don't use hoola hoops for ring toss? |
Cause hoola hoops are too good for ring toss. =P
Why has the neighbor's chicken been throwing rocks at my shoulder? |
Because it has been corrupted by todays ruthless popular culture...the hooligans are everywhere these days.
Do you remember if I have taken my medicine today? |
*gaspeh* You overdosed! :O
Where'd I throw Saturn? |
Round the moon!
Why was i sick? |
Because you saved nothing by switching to Geico.
Can you break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar? |
Nah, I don't really feel like it at the moment. Maybe in two years.
If twelve tadpoles were inserted into my disc drive, would that be unusual or just plain creepy? |
That, my dear granddaughter, would be a scandalous waste of completely good tadpoles.
What is this world coming to? |
Destruction! Ain't that nice?
If I were to buy my mother a puppy, but it wasn't the kind of puppy she liked, should I eat it? |
Goodness no! You should just let it go! Yes, we ate puppies at wartime but only because there was little else to eat. I am appaled at the very insinuation of such an act in these times of welfare.
Is it time for the bingo? |
Nope, it's time for that time of day again.. to take your medication, grandfather. =D
What exactly IS medication? |
You will understand that when you're older.
Do you enjoy guarding used chamber pots? |
No. No, not at all. o_0
Why ish the sky sometimes not blue? =D |
That is caused by children being naughty and not respecting their elders.
Are you pulling my prosthetic leg? |
'Cause I feel like it. XP
Why are you taunting my gold fish? *evil glare of death* |
I am not taunting it. I am merely explaining the problems of the modern world to the goldfish.
Are you insulting my monkey? |
Maybe! O.O *stares at monkey*
Why you be you and not you be a horsey? |
Because acting like a horse would be downright inappropriate for a man of my age.
How many times have I told you not to bathe in the dishwasher? |
Once. Just now. ^_^
Why do I call you Grandpa Titan A.E.? |
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Why does potato chips contain so much fat? |
(I've never even heard of it.^_^)
Since the only substitue available was motor oil, which would impair the taste. Is it a conspiracy? |
Once again, maybe! O.O *stares*
Why has the age of the pencil and paper come to an end? |
Because the modern generation is sloppy and lazy. But as long as there is life in these bones the generation of pencil and paper shall never have truly died out.
You there! Define moral fiber! |
A fiber that has a moral.
What is the point of asking questions if we know we'll get something stupid as an answer? |
Stupidity is a very relative concept, and according to some ways of thinking there are no stupid answers, only stupid questions.
Will man ever walk on the sun? |
Only if they land at night.
DRAGON!!!! ^______________________^ |
That is not a question, youngster.
What is or is not the center of the mass of gravity minus pie to the power of an elephant? |
Dragon!
Why isn't it a question, puny human? |
Because there is no question mark in it, foolish youngster.
If the sky is taller than a medium-sized pancake, is the earth shorter than yesterday? |
You can say that if you wish.
Why do some people eat pickles, but others don't? |
Because the sky has no Dragons in it any more.
Dragon? |
SHEEP! Eight foot killer penguins!
How many Cradilies can dance on the head of a pin? |
Infinity dragon minus pie, as long as half of them have Suction Cups and half of them have Air Lock. Otherwise, infinity minus cheese pie dragon.
Is Alter Ego standing by a Cradily because it's as old as he is (prehistoric)? |
Nay child. It is there because it's my favourite pokémon. Although I do find the coincidence amusing. ^_^
Will we ever attain a world devoid of Banettes? |
Only if we can unzip all their mouths.
How do you make that apostrophe above the E in Pokemon? |
I pressed the e and ´ buttons simultaneously. Producing this: é
Is a barrel of monkies truly less fun than previously expected? |
It was never fun in the first place.
Why can monkeys jump and rats cant? |
It is a matter of gravity. For you see, it is a far too seldom known fact that the force of gravity acts roughly tenfold on a rat's tail, the exact number varies with where on the planet the rat is located, thus keeping them firmly pinned to the ground. The term used for the measurment of this phenomena's effect on rats is called the Avocado constant (A) for some reason.
Will you recieve less of the harmful UV radiation if you walk with your back turned towards the sun? |
you'll get a bad back :D
why am i replying to this thread? |
Because you've given up on life? :cheeky:
You can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but can you be just whelmed? |
Only in Fruita.
Am I ever going to take over the world? |
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Anyway, pikamews' question. Someday. Someday soon. O.O Will Alter Ego ever overcome his fear of Banette? |
Perhaps, but only by the grace of the great goldfish.
Does Bellsprout's fashion sense seem a little Oddish? |
Only on Tuesdays.
Why not on Wednesdays? |
Because they're eating at Wendy's
Why do you eat? |
Because not doing that would be in direct violation of the anti-terrorism laws of the state of Alabama.
If a whole orchestra plays off key, is it because the director is an idiot? |
no its cos the director is drunk.
If i do the sum of 2+6+9+2+4+5+5+2+3+4+2+5+6= 15 why do i think its 15? |
Because your tiny post count has taken over the world.
Why did Obelisk-kun name himself after a large slab of stone? XD Quote:
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Because large slabs of stone are now the equivelant of all those 'hip' things we waste money on.
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Dragon to the power of Banette and couunting up to three threads inside Groudon's jelly.
Why did Banette tamper with Time and Space as we know it? Quote:
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cause he failed his math test
why am i still in pajamas? |
Because it's Saturday?
What is the tangential velocity of the vicious Banette circling around my head in a circle with a radius of 2 meters? |
42!!!!
why is red red? |
Because it's blue.
What is the square root of a tree? |
Pork shnitz!
why do books fly? |
Uh...When's Pokemon Colisseum Coming out? Oooo I can't wait?
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well waiting hurts!
When will I be able to fly? |
when you eat an eye of newt! XD(so scientifical!)
kjhudilusdhfguishdfuimhsd? |
fhgsfjhgdjhdf!
Why doesn't butter fly? |
Because it 'tastes like butter!' <3
WTF?OMFG?!?! |
judfhguidhf!
jhsduif judhfu ushdfiuhdfui? |
Because I'm oh so pretty!*bats eyelashes*lol
......Green Day? |
is a green day
WTF IS THAT SMELL!? |
uh...how come we humans can't fly?
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Because we didn't take lessons.
Why do why giggle at the mention of Uranus? |
cause itas a dohnut!
why is Satoshi pink? |
How come a 3-year old can't drive?
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Becuase the Latias in your sig is shiny at this very moment.
Are the dancing Trapinch secretly using Dragon Dance? |
Yup, a Magikarp thought him how to do that?
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mystic, I dont think you understand how to play this game, but you have to answer the other persons question, then you ask a question...
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Uh did you just ask me a "?"
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no, I told you how to play the game cause you wouldnt answer anyone elces questions. NOW Ill ask a question...
why is bones dead? |
Because I ate him.
Why can't a 10 year old buy liquor? |
Cause hes a kfhgikjviudfh!
why wont i use the reply button? |
cause your dfsdgdfgasfg!
Why is this Thread so stupid? |
Cause it's dfsdgdfgasfg! XD
Why do you have a pikachu in your sig? |
cause it's my fvdfvasvgdfabg!
Why do you have so many Dragonites? |
Cause they're the most powerful force on the face of the earth! (charizard too)
WHY!?!? |
Because I just wanted to dfdsfsdsvasvjknsjlvnsadjvnlajsvdbjasbnvasndvjnabvfnsdfbndlbjnlgjbnlsdfjbnljdnblsdbnldfjbnlsdnbjldfnbljdsnjlbnldjnblfjdnbjldfnbjlna;bkfbjkasdfnbjlafnlbnafjlnajlnabjl!
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Yes, random text totally rules.
Why is me only posting in this thread now? |
Because you have heard and heeded the old saying 'If life give you lemons, swell up and die.'
Why are people dissing Shuckle? |
Because no one cares how many marshmallows he has.
Why am I not a raccoon? |
Because dumblebore said so! T_T
Noodles equal cheezy bacon? |
Yep! Squirrels noise!
Why don't me, plushie, and agent9 go for 5 pages in a row? |
Excuse meh? I do not get that question. Perhaps the great turnip in the sky knows.
Anyways, why does purple not tell backyard to get a life? |
Because the backyard hates purple.
Why can't me/plushie/ missingnomaster go for 5 pages now? |
Becuase the great big post in the sky said to watch the mailbox.
Why Dragon? |
Because it's not Dragoff
How do you spell, "It?" |
B-O-O-G-E-R. It.
Where an I find a skin that is very ALBINO? |
On a small, albanian gas-station.
Who was the first person who looked at a chicken and said; 'I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of that thing's arse?' |
That was me. :)
What is the meaning of life? |
your mom
whats mom + dad? |
= Divorce
Why do others close my Threads that I make? |
no idea
hitler + ossama benladen + napolean (not dinamite the real one) |
Equals hitossladean!
Why must Cinderella run from the cops? WHYYYYYY?????? |
she violated the chief!!!!
trip + fall + die =? |
You go to either to heaven or heck.
Why do I have a Fat kid on my sig? |
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