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Random Plushie September 5th, 2005 4:23 PM

Because the Celestial Gold Fish wished it to be so.

Forty-eight thousand elephants equals mayhem?

wishirulz September 5th, 2005 4:52 PM

how can yu even get that many elephants!!!! ok *enatalia

wow + wow + pow =?

Random Plushie September 5th, 2005 5:09 PM

= Wapow! =3

How many pieces of buttered toast add up to omelette?

wishirulz September 5th, 2005 6:16 PM

as many as you need to change the atom of the toast and butter into egg,

pokemon - pokemon x digimon =?

Random Plushie September 5th, 2005 6:27 PM

That equals to chimichanga, of course.

Twice the density of Poliwhirl plus two chickens is?

wishirulz September 5th, 2005 6:30 PM

a stufed poliwirl on a centrafuge!!!! lmao

chibi chibi monkey lala =?

Random Plushie September 5th, 2005 6:36 PM

Equals completely random words! =D

Like, hiyah. What just went through your mind?

wishirulz September 5th, 2005 6:38 PM

some stupid retared fat chinese guy tryed to kill me cause i stole his cookie but he fell and broke his back lmao!!!

if a **********= a 90wefnwewe then a *f*F*F& = a what?

Rai September 29th, 2005 7:09 PM

a chicken....

what is a mutant rabbit/parrot look like?

Dragon-Chan September 29th, 2005 7:14 PM

WEIRD! Like a mutated goldfish tingy!!

Dragon?

Rai September 29th, 2005 7:15 PM

oh yes...very nice indeed...

what are turtles?

Dragon-Chan September 29th, 2005 7:17 PM

Thingies with shells which crawl across due to the sum of Cradily minus pie to the power of 1.

Huh?

Rai September 29th, 2005 7:18 PM

cause cows can fly!!!!!!

Why are dice called die?

Dragon-Chan September 29th, 2005 7:23 PM

Becuase pie equals due to the sum of catfish and a dragon.

What is the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything?

Rai September 29th, 2005 7:24 PM

mustard.

why do little children say Potty?

Dragon-Chan September 29th, 2005 7:32 PM

Because they're cooler than we are.


D-R-A to the G-O-N?

Karasuma September 29th, 2005 7:34 PM

Is the sme as Y-M-C-A

why do people get banned?

Rai September 29th, 2005 7:34 PM

cause they are aliens O_O

why do we get itchy?

Dragon-Chan September 29th, 2005 7:37 PM

There are little dragons under our skin which make us itch o.O

Why do I not roleplay much?

Karasuma September 29th, 2005 7:37 PM

because we get Kitchen Pox.

Why is William Hung so dumb?

Rai September 29th, 2005 7:38 PM

cause he has a funny hair cut.....

where is wonderland?

Dragon-Chan September 29th, 2005 7:39 PM

Inside the belly of a Dragon.

Is Inuyasha a three-quarter cat?

Karasuma September 29th, 2005 7:39 PM

In tinkerbels home.

Why does SM curse?

Rai September 29th, 2005 7:42 PM

he is posseed by a monkey O_O

where is my ducky?

Karasuma September 29th, 2005 7:50 PM

Hes gone back to texas.

Why did they even poted this thread anyway?

Rai September 29th, 2005 7:51 PM

because it's a conspricy....

why is my back hurting?

Dragon-Chan September 29th, 2005 7:58 PM

One of the itch-dragons evolved.

WHY!?!

Rai September 29th, 2005 7:59 PM

cause jupiter is a sad sad planet...

say what?!

Dragon-Chan September 29th, 2005 8:00 PM

HUH!

Go eat a dragon
dragon
dragon
dragon?

eX.A.K.R. September 29th, 2005 8:05 PM

How about a phoenix?

...,...,...?

Rai September 29th, 2005 8:07 PM

no. absolutely not.

swiss cheese?

eX.A.K.R. September 29th, 2005 8:19 PM

Holes in India.

Latios, Lucario, Venice, Berlin, Europe, cars, cats, planes?

Random Plushie September 29th, 2005 9:04 PM

Inanimate objects. Mostly. XD

Why is my keyboard broken?

Spectrum September 29th, 2005 9:09 PM

Yes, dear. The Earth does revolve around the sun.

What's a stupid question?

eX.A.K.R. September 29th, 2005 9:18 PM

Tokyo, Singapore, Hong Kong, shopping, eating, walking, sleeping.

How do cats run?

Random Plushie September 29th, 2005 9:22 PM

The same way my hair dryer broke.

What's with all my stuff breaking?

eX.A.K.R. September 29th, 2005 9:34 PM

Spiders jumping on subwoofers.

25, 151, 167, 161, 143, 78, 386, 35, 251, 97, 88, 328, 73, 238, 174 (4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42)?

Rai September 30th, 2005 3:08 AM

cause my Mr. Toothpaste

what is 2 +2?

Alter Ego September 30th, 2005 6:24 AM

The purpose of a bureucrats life.

Why doesn't Mister tree want to have a heart-to-heart talk with Mr.Chainsaw?

eX.A.K.R. September 30th, 2005 10:14 AM

42 with holes and gaps and iTunes.

Mew ÷ Mewtwo X (√ Lucario - (Regice - Regirock X Registeel)²) - Ho-oh² + (Lugia - (Articuno + Zapdos + Moltes)²) X Entei³ ÷ Suicune - (√ Raikou)² ÷ Celebi - (Latios² X Latias³) X Jirachi + (Rayquaza - (Deoxys³) X Groudon - Kyogre² = ? (XD)

Alter Ego September 30th, 2005 10:35 AM

= Spinda + Regitrio = [email protected][email protected]

Do you find it funny to write completely nonsensical words in response to my questions?

Smarties-chan September 30th, 2005 10:50 AM

Quote:

= Spinda + Regitrio = [email protected][email protected]

Do you find it funny to write completely nonsensical words in response to my questions?
The answer is dunsparce.

Why am I posting here?

Karasuma September 30th, 2005 10:56 AM

Cause your all funny.

Who likes Michael Jackson?

Rai September 30th, 2005 11:26 AM

chocolate likes him

why is the sky blue?

Smarties-chan September 30th, 2005 11:42 AM

Because the might dunsparce has ordered so (duh)

Why has the little, annoying and ugly rat thingy called pikachu become one of the best known characters in the whole world?

Rai September 30th, 2005 11:44 AM

cause it's supposidly "cute"

do you love me?

Alter Ego September 30th, 2005 12:06 PM

Would you give me a turnip if I said 'yes'?

Do you find it awkward when people you don't know ask you personal questions over the internet?

Rai September 30th, 2005 12:07 PM

if they smell like cheese.......

why are bees callled bees?

Alter Ego September 30th, 2005 12:11 PM

Because calling them teapots wouldn't sound right.

Is yellow faster than the square root of pie?

Rai September 30th, 2005 12:14 PM

Yes! It's 167.006785 times faster!

where does jello come from?

deoxys and celebi master September 30th, 2005 12:16 PM

a cat
Why are there so many websites about pokemon?

Alter Ego September 30th, 2005 12:18 PM

Because the Celestial Goldfish must be appeased.

Round, square, Lama. Who was right?

Rai September 30th, 2005 12:22 PM

Lama and his nephew.

Why is a slowpoke so slow?

Alter Ego September 30th, 2005 12:24 PM

Because 'Misunderstood' was already reserved for Feebas.

Will man ever walk on the sun?

Rai September 30th, 2005 12:24 PM

yes! but they will get toasty....

who invented pants?

Charon September 30th, 2005 12:28 PM

my hamster.

How do you eat an onix?

Alter Ego September 30th, 2005 12:30 PM

Very slowly.

Is a bucket of sparrows worth less or more than the traditional piece of string?

Rai September 30th, 2005 12:32 PM

the piece of string is pricless......

what does ABC mean?

Alter Ego September 30th, 2005 12:33 PM

Another Boring Cockroach.

Don't you know your alphabet?

Rai September 30th, 2005 12:34 PM

nopes.....

what is an "alphabet"?

Alter Ego September 30th, 2005 1:13 PM

It's a kind of a fruit.

Do ornamental swallows fly?

Rai September 30th, 2005 1:18 PM

only after midnight

what is a goat?

Greta September 30th, 2005 1:45 PM

A goat is something that moves with its 4 legs, makes a horrible noise and smells really good XD

What is a dog?

Rai September 30th, 2005 1:47 PM

a dog is a little creature who likes to eat and say "Arf"

moew?

Alter Ego September 30th, 2005 2:26 PM

I say! I have never been this insulted in my life! >.< Why to even insinuate such a thing about me! The nerve...

Have the Exeggutors gotten to you yet?

Rai September 30th, 2005 2:28 PM

yes...yes....they have @[email protected]

what is the point of shoes?

eX.A.K.R. September 30th, 2005 6:30 PM

It is the mathematical formula in which Meowth has to perform in order to go to India (o.o).

Why does "?" mean a question?

Rai September 30th, 2005 6:31 PM

cause the english language makes no sense

why is there a fish tank over there?

Dragon-Chan September 30th, 2005 7:56 PM

Because the great goldfish in the sky wished it to be so.

Dragon?

Rai September 30th, 2005 7:57 PM

Yes! DRAGON!

Why is the sun yellow?

eX.A.K.R. September 30th, 2005 9:32 PM

Cheese envoloped it during it's creation billions of years ago.

When does X equals Y?

Random Plushie September 30th, 2005 9:53 PM

I don't know, but I sure ain't hungry. XD

Why is at that I am slowing down really fast?

Alter Ego October 1st, 2005 1:07 AM

Because you prefer it to fasting very slowly.

Why do people never read the rules before asking questions?

Kinzu_kiwi October 1st, 2005 3:44 AM

a. because everyone loves raymond.

Q. what killed the dinosaurs?

Rai October 1st, 2005 5:30 AM

That was me. Sowwy.

Why do girls wear pony tails?

Alter Ego October 1st, 2005 6:45 AM

It's all a part of being a creature that bleeds regularly but doesn't die...

If you try to fail and succeed in it, have you succeeded or failed?

Rai October 1st, 2005 7:00 AM

you have failed utterly.....

why do people sneeze?

THIRTY-SIX October 1st, 2005 7:03 AM

to get rid of those evil germs muhahahaaah

does tommorrow ever come?

Rai October 1st, 2005 7:04 AM

no....we willl be in this day for all eternity

why are trees so tall?

THIRTY-SIX October 1st, 2005 7:07 AM

they took those pills

are we animals?

eX.A.K.R. October 1st, 2005 7:07 AM

No, we are mathematical equations and India.

Is it over when the fat lady sings?

Rai October 1st, 2005 7:08 AM

no cause she'll never stop singing.....

Hello Do I know you?

THIRTY-SIX October 1st, 2005 7:10 AM

we met in the cafe yesterday you even talked to me o.O;;

what will happn when the sun emplodes?

eX.A.K.R. October 1st, 2005 7:10 AM

The Sun starts to rain.

Japanese = Singaporeans = Hong Kongers = Indians = Chinese = Koreans = ?

Rai October 1st, 2005 7:11 AM

no......Germans.......

why is grass green?

THIRTY-SIX October 1st, 2005 7:12 AM

its simple maths!!!!!

whats the new black?

eX.A.K.R. October 1st, 2005 7:12 AM

Bulbasaurs, Chikoritas, Treeckos, Celebi, Japanese and Indians.

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, ? (hint hint)

Rai October 1st, 2005 7:15 AM

7586

why are you talking so loud?

Smarties-chan October 1st, 2005 7:25 AM

Because the cradily has ordered me to.
Why do you have a pair of underpants on your head?

eX.A.K.R. October 1st, 2005 8:18 AM

Because Singapore revolves around the Sun, with China as it's moon. (o.o)

What does L.U.C.A.R.I.O. stands for?

Rai October 1st, 2005 8:19 AM

lovely ultimate crazy and ratgher interesting owl

hewwo?

eX.A.K.R. October 1st, 2005 8:26 AM

Audi-branded cars, Volvo-branded buses and world news bulletins, with Asian taste.

4444444444 = ?

Amy-chan October 1st, 2005 8:52 AM

55555555555555555.

Why must the good die dead?

THIRTY-SIX October 1st, 2005 8:56 AM

only the strong survive

hoe do u find inner peace?

Amy-chan October 1st, 2005 9:02 AM

Drink a bottle of ketchup and choke on it.

How many angels can fit on a pinhead?

Rai October 1st, 2005 9:04 AM

-34

where do eyeballs come from?

Amy-chan October 1st, 2005 9:05 AM

Eyeball factories.

Why am I not a raccoon?

eX.A.K.R. October 1st, 2005 9:30 AM

Because cats are evil.

Soap operas are?

Amy-chan October 1st, 2005 9:34 AM

The process or power of an alarm.

How many fingers am I not holding up?

Smarties-chan October 1st, 2005 9:44 AM

It depends on in wich position the almighty dunsparce's tail is.

What is the answer to this simple mathematical problem 7+49+11+Cradily:Dunsparce?


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