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Because the Celestial Gold Fish wished it to be so.
Forty-eight thousand elephants equals mayhem? |
how can yu even get that many elephants!!!! ok *enatalia
wow + wow + pow =? |
= Wapow! =3
How many pieces of buttered toast add up to omelette? |
as many as you need to change the atom of the toast and butter into egg,
pokemon - pokemon x digimon =? |
That equals to chimichanga, of course.
Twice the density of Poliwhirl plus two chickens is? |
a stufed poliwirl on a centrafuge!!!! lmao
chibi chibi monkey lala =? |
Equals completely random words! =D
Like, hiyah. What just went through your mind? |
some stupid retared fat chinese guy tryed to kill me cause i stole his cookie but he fell and broke his back lmao!!!
if a **********= a 90wefnwewe then a *f*F*F& = a what? |
a chicken....
what is a mutant rabbit/parrot look like? |
WEIRD! Like a mutated goldfish tingy!!
Dragon? |
oh yes...very nice indeed...
what are turtles? |
Thingies with shells which crawl across due to the sum of Cradily minus pie to the power of 1.
Huh? |
cause cows can fly!!!!!!
Why are dice called die? |
Becuase pie equals due to the sum of catfish and a dragon.
What is the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything? |
mustard.
why do little children say Potty? |
Because they're cooler than we are.
D-R-A to the G-O-N? |
Is the sme as Y-M-C-A
why do people get banned? |
cause they are aliens O_O
why do we get itchy? |
There are little dragons under our skin which make us itch o.O
Why do I not roleplay much? |
because we get Kitchen Pox.
Why is William Hung so dumb? |
cause he has a funny hair cut.....
where is wonderland? |
Inside the belly of a Dragon.
Is Inuyasha a three-quarter cat? |
In tinkerbels home.
Why does SM curse? |
he is posseed by a monkey O_O
where is my ducky? |
Hes gone back to texas.
Why did they even poted this thread anyway? |
because it's a conspricy....
why is my back hurting? |
One of the itch-dragons evolved.
WHY!?! |
cause jupiter is a sad sad planet...
say what?! |
HUH!
Go eat a dragon dragon dragon dragon? |
How about a phoenix?
...,...,...? |
no. absolutely not.
swiss cheese? |
Holes in India.
Latios, Lucario, Venice, Berlin, Europe, cars, cats, planes? |
Inanimate objects. Mostly. XD
Why is my keyboard broken? |
Yes, dear. The Earth does revolve around the sun.
What's a stupid question? |
Tokyo, Singapore, Hong Kong, shopping, eating, walking, sleeping.
How do cats run? |
The same way my hair dryer broke.
What's with all my stuff breaking? |
Spiders jumping on subwoofers.
25, 151, 167, 161, 143, 78, 386, 35, 251, 97, 88, 328, 73, 238, 174 (4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42)? |
cause my Mr. Toothpaste
what is 2 +2? |
The purpose of a bureucrats life.
Why doesn't Mister tree want to have a heart-to-heart talk with Mr.Chainsaw? |
42 with holes and gaps and iTunes.
Mew ÷ Mewtwo X (√ Lucario - (Regice - Regirock X Registeel)²) - Ho-oh² + (Lugia - (Articuno + Zapdos + Moltes)²) X Entei³ ÷ Suicune - (√ Raikou)² ÷ Celebi - (Latios² X Latias³) X Jirachi + (Rayquaza - (Deoxys³) X Groudon - Kyogre² = ? (XD) |
= Spinda + Regitrio = [email protected][email protected]
Do you find it funny to write completely nonsensical words in response to my questions? |
Quote:
Why am I posting here? |
Cause your all funny.
Who likes Michael Jackson? |
chocolate likes him
why is the sky blue? |
Because the might dunsparce has ordered so (duh)
Why has the little, annoying and ugly rat thingy called pikachu become one of the best known characters in the whole world? |
cause it's supposidly "cute"
do you love me? |
Would you give me a turnip if I said 'yes'?
Do you find it awkward when people you don't know ask you personal questions over the internet? |
if they smell like cheese.......
why are bees callled bees? |
Because calling them teapots wouldn't sound right.
Is yellow faster than the square root of pie? |
Yes! It's 167.006785 times faster!
where does jello come from? |
a cat
Why are there so many websites about pokemon? |
Because the Celestial Goldfish must be appeased.
Round, square, Lama. Who was right? |
Lama and his nephew.
Why is a slowpoke so slow? |
Because 'Misunderstood' was already reserved for Feebas.
Will man ever walk on the sun? |
yes! but they will get toasty....
who invented pants? |
my hamster.
How do you eat an onix? |
Very slowly.
Is a bucket of sparrows worth less or more than the traditional piece of string? |
the piece of string is pricless......
what does ABC mean? |
Another Boring Cockroach.
Don't you know your alphabet? |
nopes.....
what is an "alphabet"? |
It's a kind of a fruit.
Do ornamental swallows fly? |
only after midnight
what is a goat? |
A goat is something that moves with its 4 legs, makes a horrible noise and smells really good XD
What is a dog? |
a dog is a little creature who likes to eat and say "Arf"
moew? |
I say! I have never been this insulted in my life! >.< Why to even insinuate such a thing about me! The nerve...
Have the Exeggutors gotten to you yet? |
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It is the mathematical formula in which Meowth has to perform in order to go to India (o.o).
Why does "?" mean a question? |
cause the english language makes no sense
why is there a fish tank over there? |
Because the great goldfish in the sky wished it to be so.
Dragon? |
Yes! DRAGON!
Why is the sun yellow? |
Cheese envoloped it during it's creation billions of years ago.
When does X equals Y? |
I don't know, but I sure ain't hungry. XD
Why is at that I am slowing down really fast? |
Because you prefer it to fasting very slowly.
Why do people never read the rules before asking questions? |
a. because everyone loves raymond.
Q. what killed the dinosaurs? |
That was me. Sowwy.
Why do girls wear pony tails? |
It's all a part of being a creature that bleeds regularly but doesn't die...
If you try to fail and succeed in it, have you succeeded or failed? |
you have failed utterly.....
why do people sneeze? |
to get rid of those evil germs muhahahaaah
does tommorrow ever come? |
no....we willl be in this day for all eternity
why are trees so tall? |
they took those pills
are we animals? |
No, we are mathematical equations and India.
Is it over when the fat lady sings? |
no cause she'll never stop singing.....
Hello Do I know you? |
we met in the cafe yesterday you even talked to me o.O;;
what will happn when the sun emplodes? |
The Sun starts to rain.
Japanese = Singaporeans = Hong Kongers = Indians = Chinese = Koreans = ? |
no......Germans.......
why is grass green? |
its simple maths!!!!!
whats the new black? |
Bulbasaurs, Chikoritas, Treeckos, Celebi, Japanese and Indians.
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, ? (hint hint) |
7586
why are you talking so loud? |
Because the cradily has ordered me to.
Why do you have a pair of underpants on your head? |
Because Singapore revolves around the Sun, with China as it's moon. (o.o)
What does L.U.C.A.R.I.O. stands for? |
lovely ultimate crazy and ratgher interesting owl
hewwo? |
Audi-branded cars, Volvo-branded buses and world news bulletins, with Asian taste.
4444444444 = ? |
55555555555555555.
Why must the good die dead? |
only the strong survive
hoe do u find inner peace? |
Drink a bottle of ketchup and choke on it.
How many angels can fit on a pinhead? |
-34
where do eyeballs come from? |
Eyeball factories.
Why am I not a raccoon? |
Because cats are evil.
Soap operas are? |
The process or power of an alarm.
How many fingers am I not holding up? |
It depends on in wich position the almighty dunsparce's tail is.
What is the answer to this simple mathematical problem 7+49+11+Cradily:Dunsparce? |
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