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ZeoStar June 9th, 2022 8:42 AM

Random Job Generator
 
https://writingexercises.co.uk/random-job-generator.php

(Hopefully the link works).

Roll once.

This is how you will spend the rest of your entire life.

How do you feel?

ReKoil June 9th, 2022 8:50 AM

Factory worker.... I guess it could be worse lol

Devalue June 9th, 2022 9:00 AM

Diplomat

Displeased. Dreads interacting with people as-is. Tosses in a foreign language and negotiation into the mix too.

Might accomplish some good, on the plus side. Assumes competency, of course. Could also be the cause of fraying international relations.

Roni June 9th, 2022 11:38 AM

Farmer

Pray for me as I engage in backbreaking 18 hour work days for 20 cents.

(Justice for farmers goodness gracious)

Nah June 9th, 2022 11:57 AM

Baggage Handler

Not exactly the most fulfilling or well paying job, but given my lack of skills it's at least something I could probably do....maybe

Starlight June 9th, 2022 2:59 PM

Nun

Hm... Sister Starlight... not sure they would want me to stay for my entire life to be totally honest 😇

Aslan June 9th, 2022 3:51 PM

I'm a cook apparently so I feel bad for anyone who has to try my cooking :D I am not too hot at cooking. I can do a few Chinese dishes so maybe I'll try work in that type of restaurant?!?

StCooler June 9th, 2022 4:52 PM

Surgeon, very stressful life I guess ^^"

NearAutomas June 9th, 2022 5:10 PM

Flight instructor.

I actually sort of like this, aviation is pretty cool if not a little stressful.

Palamon June 9th, 2022 9:20 PM

Financial advisor

yo what I'd be a terrible financial adviser.

colours June 10th, 2022 2:34 AM

Dietician

lmao given my lifestyle and eating habits i would make a terrible one

gimmepie June 10th, 2022 3:03 AM

Garden designer... honestly not too terrible. I hate gardening, but I wouldn't have to do that part lmao.

Sothis June 10th, 2022 9:17 AM

Cook, which I would fail at because it's a high pressure job.

Gravyard June 10th, 2022 9:57 AM

Scaffolder
I hate heights, I might have to quit my job before it evan began =(

ZeoStar June 10th, 2022 12:11 PM

I'm going to play.

"Roofer".

Well, I guess I'll be like my dad was. Feels strange to have rolled this.

VisionofMilotic June 11th, 2022 8:17 AM

Street entertainer

That could be fun actually!

Eleanor June 11th, 2022 9:21 AM

Illustrator!

That's actually quite interesting! I'd probably have some spikes of activity followed by burnout and existential dread but it would still work alright for me... and even if I'm not the best at drawing, I still have a good feeling about this ♥

NipahRika June 12th, 2022 5:57 AM

Gonna be a Magician apparently.

Welp then...

Piedrozan June 13th, 2022 12:39 AM

Disc jockey,
I would like that for a few years. :P

Cosmega June 13th, 2022 3:47 AM

Driving instructor

Ya see, the thing is… I don’t know how to drive

Fairy June 14th, 2022 1:51 PM

"Gamekeeper"

..I don't know what that is. Am I the DM of the game? Do I keep score of sporting events? lol

Edit: tried again cause I have no idea what a Gamekeeper does and got "Gardener"! Already do it and already love it! n_n;

Neon Pink June 14th, 2022 2:59 PM

Why am I a butcher? That'd be depressing. *cries*

Sheep June 14th, 2022 8:20 PM

oh my god this is a great thread

apparently I'm an....
Antique dealer

this involves having a smooth tongue to make sales and that's not something I can do well at all. whelp time to suffer :D but it could be worse, could be a public speaker! I'll make this work!!

Fact Checking Gardevoir June 15th, 2022 2:13 AM

Builder

The perks of having telekinetic powers!

~~Beams Levitating Gardevoir~~

TwilightBlade June 15th, 2022 1:44 PM

Salesperson

I'd suck at this job unless if I was both knowledgeable and passionate about what I'm trying to sell. So uh I guess I'm selling some Pokemon games/merch!

If I'm the cold calling type of salesperson, just end my career...


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