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the growlithe used lick on the missingno! then the missingno started to sing "oo ee! oo ah ah! ting-tang walla walla bing bang!" So many times you blast off! Then a wobbuffet magically starts flying with you and shouting the same thing missingno shouted. Wondering what they were saying you run to nurse jenny and she says it was...
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Team rockets new brain washing machine.which you need to get an item called...
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...The Ultimo Super-Duper Poke-Magic Death Ray-MaBob! So then you go on your quest to find this USDPMDRMB, and you start at...
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Southern Island! You find Latios and Latias dancing, and when they see you, they...
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Capture you with a Pokeball. Then they use you in a battle againsr Regigigas and you must...
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Lose to them.with a bad back...
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but.. you lost while regigigas still has slow start on. so your latitrainer....
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Runs to prof oaks lab because it doesnt like you
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Run to your trainer and kick him/her in the shin...
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After being Mist Ball/Luster Purged into oblivion, take 10 steps north, 15 steps east, 1 step south, 11 steps west, 1,491 steps to the east, and spin around 120,000 times. Now use the Explorer Kit, and...
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... Explorewhatever, walk as far north as you can go. You will reach a cave. Enter the cave. Inside there will be...
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....A jirachi eating sweets (its name is simon.. u dont get told this, but somehow you just know!!), but you cant catch the jirachi cos it disapears, but you pick up the item 'jirachi sweets' and go into the next room of the cave....
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where you find a grumpig eating bacon and pork! When you tell the grumpig it is eating itself it...
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it takes a bite outa YOU.
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which turned you into a werepig
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and threw a stick at the screen, so the screen turns black for a while and you are knocked unconcious by a...
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a large hat. you say WTF? when..
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Your mother walks on to the screen and you say WTF again, your mother starts yelling at you and...
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*pokes tv* and RUNS! as the tv turns into a mimic! (has anyone here played golden sun?) and begins chasing you
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and you approach a giant ancient lighthouse that you must climb to the top of the aerie in order to.... (Yeah I played GS Anemos ^_^)
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fight a 3 headed dragon! when...
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a giant piece of talking rock with one eye ball appears but you end up chucking a Masterbal which....
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captures the wise one, collapsing all of existance around you. after saying ****! you..
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Then you are reborn as Misty's Togepi and you...
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Use metronome and you use bounce. You realize that a little half eggshell can't bounce high, so you take Misty's head and bounce on that, it is a really powerful attack. Then...
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you miss! splat! your eggshell breaks
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All the yolk comes shooting out of your butt. "Now I'll never be a Togetic. Well, at least I still have my head," you say. then you just realize you DO have a head, and its MISTY'S!!! You scream at the top of your lungs and blasts of at the speed of light(the yolk still is squirting out of your butt so now you just made a yellow line in the sky). Then...
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you become misty and then you
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kiss Ash goodbye for a long trip to Cerulean City(ya might wanna turn the TV on cuz this might take a while)... Then...
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you have to beat evry trainer on earth to find him again
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BUT you missed him! he was the first one you battled!! now, you are lost in akihabara. so you
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you decide to enter on american idol (which recently got added in the world of pokemon) u go and auditition and Simon says...
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You have to start over and you can becom half boy half girl and evrything goes wrong
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Ash loves you now but can't say it because you're part boy... then...
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A pikachu that looks an awful lot like Ash's comes along...
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And you get every pokemon plus some glitch pokemon witch will destroy the town you are in
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so then you fly to blackthorn city and...
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You find a really big charizard!
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which just happens to be shiny. then you talk to Clair...
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where she captures that shiny Charizard so you get really mad and..
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Throw a chair at her... She releases Charizard, but you are still mad, so you eat Claire and...
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you get it plus all har pokemon and they go to lv 1000 because you unlocked lv 1000
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...but then the lv1000 just happens to be a glitch, and so all Clair's pokemon de-evolve to their first form at lv5. you get so angry that...
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you start pouncing on the floor... the Claire inside of you that you ate is very irritated of this bouncing, so she wiggles out of your belly button and...
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...eats you back. You then...
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Get so mad you destroy evrything you see including her and her pokemon and that weird espeon that atacked you with hyper beam(from the begining)
Becomes your pokemon :D And you then turn evil And Then Good And evil And you then lern that you turn evil when you sleep so you dont sleep anymore |
so you have to go to the doctor to get anti-sleeping pills, but they cost $1,000,000 and you only have $999,999. then you realize "Wait! my bike was worth $1,000,000 and I got it for free!" so you sell your bike for the $ to get the pills, but when you get the pills...
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they make you even more evel but then you get knoked out when yo awoke you are fine as if nothing happened you are in a hidden town with people in the same situation you are in you have all your pokemon but no poke balls they are misengo balls until you get out of the place you are in
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but when you get out, you will be teleported to Mt. Silver/Silver Cave and all your pokemon will be lv100 Magikarp with Splash as all 4 of its attacks
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:D
and then go to celadon go to the hotell the blocker will be gone go upstairs and all your pokemon will be there and when you pick them all up the hotell owner will put youin the bottem floor of the pokemon mansion and you have to beat him at pokemon and then you fall trouh the floor and relise that you turn into naruto and all your pokemon are the same but you get out and people are scared of you because they think you are weird
and then you can walk on water so in pallet town youtalk to your mother and she punches you and thretens to call the polese because she doesnt know who you are and then you find the leaf vilage and people arnt scared of you there and some guy said you should be hokaga so when you try to get out you get atacked by some weird guy your pokemon all faint and you close your eyes and your back where you were but you are hokage and you feel difrent your mother tells you to get out of being a trainer and be a normal kid so you leave and find the pills and they turn into a man and a woman so you get all mad saying gaaaaaaaa what is going on why oh why did you do this to me why why then throw a poke ball at one of them and lern pokemon moves but you are not a pokemon and you destroy the one you didnt catch and you get all mad and hit evrything and destroy your house and you win a wii bf you do anything you start from the begining of this cheat so turn the game off and turn it back on and you turn into the world champion catch all the shiney pokemon and go to profeser oak he will give you the charmander from the begining use surf on the mat and talk to him and he will make your charmander shiney so you give him all your money and he will say give this to an old lady for 100 $ give it to agitha and she will give you 100000000000000000000000000000000000$ witch you donate to charity talk to her again and she will give you a pie and then talk to koga he will say she is his mother give him the pie and he will give you 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999$ give 1/600000000000000000000000000000000 of it to profeser oak he will kick his computer destroy his lab and go crazy run from him and go to lance and say that profeser oak is crazy and he is your father run to the hall of fame ant write your name evrywhere then use dig and you go to sinnoh write on houses and bite the globe in the gts run to oburh city and say to roark you live in a bad town bad town then throw geodude at his gym and throw pies in jubilife city and get on tv say i rule i rule i rule then make all your pokemon look cool throw a pie at your rival |
...The charity then gives you a Time Flute in return. You then use the Time Flute to summon Celebi to purify your tainted soul. You disagree to this so a battle begins.........
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you relise its only a clone and rip it and you find your rivel saying that he should be hokage
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at this point, save and turn off your game. turn it on again and it will have 2 "new game" options. select the top one and go through with starting the game over. however, when you select your pokemon, and talk to your mom, the pokemon will instead be a poke-ish spite of Goku and its level will be 9000. talk to your mom again and she will say "Wait! do you want to just go back to what you were doing before?" say yes and then save and turn off your game. Select continue and you will be back to telling your rival to be hokage but a pokéball will be next to you. select it and it will say "Obtained Goku!" but then you have to release it because it does nothing now except glitch your game. Then fly to Fallarbor and go in front of the fossil maniac's house where you must fight the almighty Cradily
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at this point you get so mad that you turn the game off and have 2 save files pick the lower one and you have all the data from before if you pick the top one you are in the pokemon leage with the seviper you gave bruno so you have to do it over again so dont pick that one and you
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will have to save and turn it off and turn it back on and you will see a dancing chansey kick it and you gain P10000000 then you buy something expensive and you saw it was a ripped off and you P1 left then you
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went to caseno winsor that aperd out of nowhere and you win 100000000$
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..In which you used to purchase a counterfeit Porygon.....
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That destroys the caseno and you destroy it
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In which case a Jurachi poofs onto the scene and declares that it will grant you three wishes for destroying it's evil step-father/sister. your first wish is...
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to be the best trainer in the universe
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your second wish is a lifetime supply of spray cheese
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AND YOUR THIRD IS FOR EVRYTHING TO STOP ANOYING YOU
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4th wish is to get a 4th and fifth wish
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...in which you wish for infinite wishes...*shot*
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but it wont let you and it goes away you get so mad that you
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eat at taco bell. the sauce was rancid and you die. your soul..
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goes back to your body you are alive and you find out who did that and your pokemon destroy him it was your rival
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my rival was a taco sauce packet? huh? it wasnt caused by anyone. tacobell have a 50% fatality rate.
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so you go to rock tunnel hidden chamber and find the sorcers stone that will make you imorrtel
or you cant die so you get its power so no one can kill you |
then you goof off about being immortal and accidentally fall off a cliff which you die
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So now you have to go to the BAAAAAAAD place, where naughty sheep go after death...
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but its a bulding and when you show them the sorcers stone the revive you evrything is back to normal exsept
you dont have any money because profeser oak took it so you go to his lab and yell at him but he gave it to a gold miner who threw it in a well so you aresst him and you start yelling at your rivel who ran away and you use surf on him but you frogot he could swim so |
then you make his head a splode!!
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then another glitch occurs and ur now on iron island. u catch a red squirtle and then...
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You catch a Blue charmander then...
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you make it eat red food, it turns red/orange..soo...
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It turns on fire and burns up your gameboy. but it quickly evolved into a computer game...
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and then it will evolve again based on what it evolved into. If it evolved into a PC computer game it will evolve into an Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3, or PSP game. If it was a Mac game it will evolve into a Gamecube or Wii game. If it was for Linux it will evolve into anything. But you hate them all and smash it with a sledgehammer and it will go back to a GBA or DS game depending on what you started with.
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then it turns into as ds game. pokemon jade, whitch really doesn't exsist. then u get sucked into the anime, and u r now ash. bcaus ur ash, u no longer have ne will to live. u put a gun to ur head. then dawn leaps at u shouting "ASH NO!!!" then u ask if she likes u and she says yes. then u have a very long make-out session with her...
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but then you realize, "Wait a sec, the anime says she's like 10 right? EWW!!! Little Kid! And If I'm Ash, I should be like 15. That's sick." So then you kick her into a well and fly to Cerulean to h/u with Misty
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But you find her underwater with Tracy, and they both have gills and your so freaked out you run to proffeseur Oaks house.
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but you find Oak making out w/ your mom so you challenge him to a battle
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But before the battle starts, Groudon pops out of nowhere and starts jumping on your face, It didn't hurt much cuz you were so big compared to him. So you pick Groudon up and throw him at Darkjagwar and...
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Groudon evolved into a wynaut! The wynaut used Unsafeguard, attracting loads of bad luck to darkjagwar! Then...
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Wynaut starts swearing in another language, he said that all Roserade have 8 belly buttons and the Roserade started beating him up... THEN...
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After watching Roserade you have a sudden urge to get your belly button pierced at a pokemon center. You're on the way to Viridian City when a flying car that looks like the one from Harry Potter hits you. After waking up in the hospital room, you realize...
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that you need to catch a flying pikachu then you...
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that you don't watch harry potter so you don't know what that is. and a big fat rich kid starts yelling that youre too filthy for the pokemoncenter. So you are booted out, and then you find a very hot dirty blond who starts kissing you until her boyfriend comes and starts hitting you with a stick, so you challenge him to a pokemon to a pokemon battle, you send out Wurmple and he sends out Regigigas. You yell What the fuk around the whole world so people in china can hear you and...
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you are so mad that your head explodes and you turn into a raichu
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and you use a brand new attack called "Rape Groudon" so you started to rape groudon, but then, his mother came and slapped him in the face and then she threw a piece of cream pie at him and...
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falcon punched you out of the way and started raping Groundon herself. completely freaked out, you go to the mart and buy some drugs when all of a sudden...
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Darkjagwar came out and kicks u in the face to prevent harm done to you with drugs :P
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Now, while you're in the store, you must buy exactly:
46 Poke Balls 764 Hyper Potions 19 Paralyze heals 32 Repels 97 Max Repels 77 Antidotes If you can buy them all in less than 30 seconds, a new item will be available, the new evolution item, "Chaos Stone!" Use it on a Pokemon and... |
...use the chaos stone on a caterpie.It will learn fly and another attack called flying tornado which.....
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Will turn it into a prostitute and make you horny, and when all the censorred stuff is over a dog comes and kisses your ass so you eat its poop and then you realize you have no Pokemon so you poo and get Muk . . .
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muk takes a crap and it turns into a wailord and uses dig and goes to the sinnoh underground when it caves in on you.
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But then you find bill gates using a hacking pokemon system called microsoft
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but it turns out that your bill gates cousin so you give him cake
and he flys away with pikachu."Looks like bill gates is hacking stuff again". |
then u turn into a waffle and get eaten by a swiming golem that came aut of nowere! u "get out" later and then....
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then battle a flying chansey. if you win in 3.858568 turns, you will get the an item called fury stone.
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