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but the furry stone was given to bank robbers and sold it for a peice of grass that was used for emo's...
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You take the money gained from the fury stone and buy a diglett mallet and go to the pokemon casino where the lady behind the counter....
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Who turns out to be your mom, so she asks you to breed with a magikarp, until you have 5546565467465654454 eggs.
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once all those eggs have been made u take them 2 may. then u start having a egg fight u both get hit in the face. May slaps u and runs off. then prof. birtch gives u a yellow rock. and then....
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so you take the yellow rock to the hunter's house who gives you a thunderstone for it. but you accidentally break the thunderstone so you evolve into a Jolteon
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then you go outside and have a fight with a voporean. you have to take 6,017,438,567 turns to win and the 5,789,675th move must be quick attack
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as soon as u do quick atack u trip over a rock and the vaporeon does hydro pump. wile in the air u do thunder. both of u use up all ur energy. u turn back into yourself and vaporeon turens into the Elet 4 loralie! u both look into each others eyes and have a long make-out. she then relizes ur only like 14 and then she smacks u in the face. u fall down. as u get up u hit her in the head by accedent. she calls u an idiot and runs of. meanwile u fly 2 a pokemart and...
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Brock pops out of nowhere and kisses u on the lips. You punch him in the gut and Pachirisu starts coming out of his foot and ....
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he beats you down to the floor, then brock...
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brock comes back with the girl. you slap the girl and brock gets turned on. then you...
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get really mad and start to go crazy from to much stuff going on, you turn off the game and when you turn it back on you...
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find urself in a void with just u and misty.....
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misty turns around and you tap her on the shoulder. when she turns around and looks at you you have to be...
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really sweat but it turns out tat she was going to ask you about...
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going to her house. So then you made 23098129387 eggs with her and...
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dumping her and saying i love may instead and she...
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and then, and then, and then, i got nothing.......so you shut off the game
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then u turn it back on to find u and misty in ur room with the door locked and the lights out.
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and when you turn the lights on your lance and fly off to the E4
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then some rookie trainer comes along and kicks ur butt and claims champion...
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(srry about wat happened) then u get really mad and start troughing stuff all over the place. then ur mom(name here)starts yelling at u. she smacks u down and then gives u ten millon yen! u say"MOM where did u get this?!" she says "the bank" the po po come chacing after u and stops ur mom. she turns around and says "why would u arest such a preaty face like this?" the start blushing like mad and then they give u a golden pokeball. u open it and u get sucked into a game called SHINYGOLD!(hack of fire red) a game within the game. meenwile in mays house....
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a guy is marching up her bedroom steps....
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but it turns out that a your mom comes up and asked for...
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where ur girlfriend was...
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so you take your mess up lv -373721232 gengar and try to kill her but she owns ur gengar with a take down attack and you go OMG... and then you...
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kiss her and run away screaming....
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meenwile mays in aw because u kissed her."OMG! i never been kissed before....well i have....but ive only benn a mag. 4 4-year olds with cancer... THIS IS THE BEST DAY IN MY LIFE!!! im sooooo hot!! ^^-" then the ground opens up and she gets sent into a box with michael jackson! they start singing cuz there alone and sad... Meen wile u go to the lake of rage to find....
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A ten-thousand foot high bar of chocolate.
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that was melted and...
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u drown in the chocolate while the red gyarados attacks villagers.
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and the villagers get eaten and...
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ash comes along and tries to battle it,but gets eaten...
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and then Pikachu cries and gets eaten
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charizard flies in and burns it down to teh ground as it shrivels up....
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all of the dead bodies turns in floods and then mastercheif comes in with a squirtle shooting the water gun and then...
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ho-oh arabia comes down riding ho-oh and burns down master chief....
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but then you get in trouble for playing and m game and your mom makes you turn the game off.....
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but u kill her for being influcenced by the rated m game and u take over the world with the most deadly weedle but then...
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...A giant Gameboy falls from the sky and crushes you...
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you are sent to pokemon heaven but have gain a new life and u start ur pokemon trainer and you dont remember anything but...
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ho-oh comes and burns ur memory back.....
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but ho oh burn is over 1000 degrees and you die of heat stroke but then gengar comes back and....
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makes u a ghost pokemon,but Seymour from Final Fantasy 10 uses Full Life on u soo,
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u turn into a happy gengar and start dancing all over the place. then u die because a empoleon does one surf atack. then u get revived and start gonig crazy cuz u died so many times... u then fly 2 the pokemon center in mossdeep...
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and beat the gym 54.8 times......
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and then u fly to the burned tower to find...
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gold/kenta/jimmy eating a cheeseburger, with no cheese
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he repeats his orgder: cheeseburger, no cheese, soda, no cup. you..
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punch all of them and summon Cyber End Dragon and blow the entire tower up....
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which will then make a Mew Truck appear at the bottom...
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of the map so you have to fly to glitch city to be teleported to the mew truck
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and then u encounter the MISSINGNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......
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missingno takes over ur body and makes u rob every bank in glitch city..
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but then m comes and eats you so now your in the new reigon of m
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Where you decide to eat some Chicken Noodle soup, but suddenly a shiny Pinsir appears and eats 14 of your toes, even though you only have 10!
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then u use fly and u return to johto when....
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A bag of waterstones and electrizers hit u on the head. then u evole into vapovire! (thunder/water)
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then u go out and pwn a few lvl 5 pokemon even though ur lvl 100 and then relese ur lvl100 and then talk to mom and she will say that u droped something and give back to u....it will be ur lvl 100 pokemon BUT its stats are at 10 each...then u think "Must of eaten mom's cooking...."
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then, Xana casts MORPH on u and u return to ur human state and realize that ur stats have been hacked with a gameshark...
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you run around in circles and yell "PIKACHUUUUU!" and Sakura will pop up. Tell her you don't want no stinkin' girl scout cookies. She will throw boxes at you. If a box hits you, you will turn into a Mewtwo. Hit Sakura over the head with a sausepan, who will counter by...
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..eating ramen, which causes her to..
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lol u guys remember misingno?!
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And You Throw Proffesor Oak off a cliff, which causes you to get 999 masterballs.
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which u use to capture may and misty.....
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Once let out of their respective Masterballs, They grab a can of mace, and spray them in one eye each. Once you can see again...
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U make them shine all ur pokeballs and then Misty and May through them at u. u get sucked inside and start a party with u pokemon.... after getting sober from all the beer ur pokemon use Thunder on u. u then u turn in2 may. then may(you) and...may(the real thing) start talking about girl stuff... then u go 2 far and she calls u a perv and slaps u. u turn back into (name here) and she steals ur walet and goes shopping with dawn and misty. then they all make out with u 4 letting them steal ur walet. they run off all giddy.."OMG did we do that?!"(dawn) "YUP!"(misty) *Giggle*(may) then u go 2 ur moms house 2 find...
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and then u travel 2 johto and catch a shiny missingno...
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then it causes your game to crash thus making u disappear into the black screen.....
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while ur in the black screen you start thinkin.....How the F*** did this all start??? Then you say...nah forget about it and then he summons Ho-Oh and uses Scared Fire Thus bringing the game back BUT the game was restarted! BUT u still have all ur pokemon.
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so u go to the ilex forest and burn it to the ground...
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Then ur mom goes WHY DID U BURN ETERNA FOREST TO THE GROUND!!! then u say mom i burned ILEX forest not ETERNA...the ur mom says o.... thats ok then as long as ur not caught!
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Then u mom remembers this old man lives there and now hes dead... then u get arested and put in jail. u get out using dig and u come out 2 find...
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ur girlfriend but i wiggle tree came in the way... You try to burn it but it says "Not very effective" and you go wtf? and then...
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u squirt it and it uses cut on u and u fall to pieces.
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then ur mom comes wit glue and glues u back and u saty still for 10 min to dry.... then u decide to foster the tree then it had a egg wit ur ditto!!!!
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then you must use the ditto and glue it on to a mewtwo so it will destory pallet town
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And you get a Atomic bomb,killing teletubeis
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mewtwo then uses SELFDESTRUCT and destroys Cerulean City taking Misty with him....
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then misty turns into ash(the real thing like fire ash)and gets eaten by a caterpie. then inside u c a lucky egg and u touch it. u grow and grow untill ur a copy of MEGA mario! then u both fight untill....
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mario gets eaten by a Rayquaza so Mewtwo used a move called...
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Astral beam. Which causes mario to turn purple and grow 10x his normal size. Rayquaza explodes, Then you take control of mario. You kick mewtwo and...
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mario starts shooting the fire balls at Mewtwo, so Misty threw a masterball at Mewtwo and...
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Mewtwo dodges the ball and the ball captures mario instead. Misty gets reeeeeally angry at mewtwo then...
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Mewtwo uses the caught Mario to destroy Lance's house. But then Misty tries to stop Mewtwo so she used a..
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Luigi to battle them and Mewtwo's Mario won so while Mewtwo got bored finishing destoying Lance's house so he chased Misty who burnt Eterna Forest to the ground then the police came and said WHY DID YOU BURN ILEX FOREST TO THE GROUND!? then you come along and say it was Eterna forest and the police said...
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O but wasnt that burned anout a week ago by u?
then they remember that u escaped then u poke them in the eye and say "a quote form stewie....VICTORY IS MINE!!!!" then u run off to the E4 when u finish battleing 3 of them u notice ur mom is makin out with the 4th, then u hit ur mom with a lvl -1 electrode and say...... |
wow Pikachu Lucian's a pervert. then your mom says...
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"OH NO NOT AGAIN!!!" And she falls off a cliff that appears out of nowhere. You jump after her to save her and.......
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you miserably fail ur mission...
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and die. in heaven/hell...
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then u turn off then game and get trasnfered 2 pokemon EWWWWW!!! virson were everything is covered in slime...
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and you try to get away from the slime but a pikachu comes out and says...
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"No no no" and you get covered in slime that causes you to grow yellow fur, a Pikachu tail and your face looks like a pikachu's exept it's yours. (Only yellow and the red cheek pouches) You then...
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ride your bike to the nearest pokemon center where Ash's Treeko will approach you and say...
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something you cant understand and you get so mad a glitch happens and you wind up on missengo island where you go through a door and you fall of a cliff onto glitchey water and you turn into a glitch and get so mad you get knocked out by glitches you try to get them away and get hit with a...
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i shiny caterpie appears! it then uses Homofoc, which is a new move that...
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will actavate the glitch event turn your gameboy off and go to a menu called $^#$#3skslhs
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blow urself up into a billion pieces.
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