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Then a nurse will come and take you to a hospital.
Then................... |
but you die anyway..........
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A Glitch happens and destroyes kanto and jhoto and some of hoeen so you leave and glitch pallet town rements because you are a glitch
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you turn into a missingno. Use tackle a couple of times until you turn into a badEGG.
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then you hatch into a shiny Growlarita (a growlithe and a chikorita) and u use flamethrower on a ivysaur...
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and you die of overpower.
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A trainer comes by and throws your remains in the ocean.
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all of your remains turn into gyradoses and eat Gary and all of his pokemon that all turn into magicarp....
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then the magicarp grow wings and start flying...
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and then it turns into a shiny, super-glitchy cyndaicuno... (cyndaquil, raichu, articuno)
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then you try to catch but end up failing..
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and the Cyndaicuno uses attract on ur level 2 pichu...
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pichu is a man and cyndaicunoi a man 2
they happily live after |
and then brock comes in and is all like, "WTF" sends out his new ninetales, who is a female, and demands her 2 use attract on both of them...
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and ninetails was a male ninetails disguised as a female one
and then pichu cant choose between cyndaicunu or the male ninetails disguised as a female ninetails |
and then an earthquake hits and screws up ur game.
now ur in the oore region as a girl disguised as a guy... |
but u r disquised a bit too hot
so every girl in oore comes to u and then alkl of sudden all boyfriends of the girls wannt to battle u |
Then you end up going to a resteraunt with everyone in town..
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and then a giant shiny meowth attacks everyone!
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suddenly giant shiny meowth
evolves to ultra super duper giant shiny persian |
and then one of the girls capture it, name it purr, and then u get send to the moon where a wild...
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solrock says hi to you and u are like...
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So you wanna play cards? And you click the yes option...
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then a deoxys uses psychic on you, sending u 2 johto were ur an eevee trainer, and ur sttrongest eevee...
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Is a level 3 eevee and then your cellphone explodes...
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and u go back 2 the moon where a pink umbreon at level 85 uses...
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higher than hi jump kick on u wich is flys you all the way back to ur good card game pall solrock
and u ask him shall we card battle again |
and he says no and sends you back to Prof. Oak....
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and prof. oak give u a shiny, level 50 charmander...
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And it burns you so you go to the store...
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and buy a german bulbasaur that knows ice beam...
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to buy a paralyz heal u get a vision of solrock being attacked by deoxys
u warp too team galactics base and u steal one of their rockets and go to the moon and catch solrock and u taake the rocket back home |
then you see your mom and she tells you to watch the tv and...
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ur german bulbasaur uses ice beam on it and it blows up...
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sol rock says who invented this so called television
he must be a super genius then solrock sees a program the worlds most loved pokemon is dinas lunatone |
and then a chikorita uses self destruct on...
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dinas lunatone and the world chases chickorita
and solrock and me say thnx to for killing it and then we laugh at chiko |
and chikorita's ghosts haunts everyone and becomes friends with mew who invents a new pokemon called...
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Blastukania who looks like a fusion of totodile and mew and a soap dish..
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and it threatens 2 take over the world so u...
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so u actualy revive the giant shiny meowth
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and it trys to blow up the world but you..
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create a giant robotic caterpiue that stops it and...
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you have a giant party on mars but you realize..
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that a minuture meganium is eating you and that...
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the rocket tha u used to go to the moon and back exploded
so u dont have a rocket anymore and u already stole the one in space center too |
so you use your shiny totodile to....
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bite an eevee that uses flamethrower on u because...
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to let everyone know that have stupid worthless normal totodiles hahaha
edit: raichuchika quit being faster thann me |
so totodile gets sad and then he..
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ill throw myself of the twin towers in the past
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and the world goes glitchy you blow yourself up in your anger.
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and than, an pichu blows up 2, and same with team rocket.
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So then a war starts.and everyone has to fight.
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You must then watch any Super Mario 64 video on Youtube while humming Scatman's World and pasting pictures of wolves on your house. When you get to the end of the humming, step into the largest picture. Choose star 1 and dance until your head a'splodes. Then...
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You have to run dont stop just run then
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you get attacked by lv.1000 zigzagazard (zigzagoon & charizard) whose moves are
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blastburn,dragon rage ,hyper beam,and meateor mash.Then...
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he flies into a tree and you have to
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Spilt your game and play so much you get a headache...Then...
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u die ... on the game then a message appears on the screen that say's game over... not really the message continues to say...
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... A Ho-Oh chucks up Sacred ash all over your limp body...
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and you strangle the sudowudo, but fail so it....
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low kicks u over tin tower and u were in sinnoh then you land in...
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A pile of random legendaries wich use every move on you and then a trainer gives you revive then...
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You use it on yourself, which causes you to die. But then you mystically wake up in....
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a snorlax'es stomach then...
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you get moulth wash and it smells good.then...
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you make out with misty.......
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she says eww your a freakin jerk sends you into a realm of infanite cheese and posts this.(\_ /)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Paste bunny into your (")_(") signature to help him gain world domination |
Post it into your signature and sing the macarena, or be forever doomed. Then leap over a building and attack Gary for being evil. Then he says...
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"dAh.. nos i akm fazding withd alkot uf g1ltcy wri77ong cuicz inm as noooob."then...
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he fades away like a fayth...
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"than he omes back as your pet pikachu who cant die under any circamstance at all really dont try it im warning you do not type it in come on you know you will die now stop now no not in a 11110000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000years un uh.lol" comes up on the screen
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and a naked chikorita dances all over your screen until you...
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say"wait chickaritas dont wear clothes"then...
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awake and relise that Pikachu is pooping in Misty's swimming pool when suddenly an enraged Garados in a sickly brown colour is charging a deadly Hyper Beam. The only way to escape is to.....
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ru naround in circles then...
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poop yourself, so gayrados laughs and...
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it spountanisly combusts!!
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Then so do you and misty shouts...
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ah!!and falls asleep with brock then.
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you start listening to eminem with a dancing zigzagoon (LOL) then
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take a job on a national news TV show and anounce misty and brock's incedent and state the eminem sounds much better with a dancing zigzagoon and then misty....
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reatreats in to a secret hideout in the mountains and after that call your Cartoon army with some pokemon to attack her Hideout.Eventually they are defeated and you report it to the Pokemon world.After that they crown you ruler and then,with your newfound glory and power you...
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You get on a rollercoaster which spins you around and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow (you catch fire somehow), and then a gamesharked Flygon uses Waterspout on you and then...
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you die and get reincarnated as a half naked girl dressed as a medicham.Then...........
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...you discover that SSBB has been cancelled and you go into witdrawal...
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Omg, this thread is still alive? O__O Anyway:
Your mother shows up and says "PUT SOME CLOTHS ON OR YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIF3." |
You explode and come back as a level-0.9999 bulbasaur then explode and come back as a level -0.9999 ivysaur then explode and come back as a level -0.9999 venasaur and so on and so forth. Then............................................
George W. Bush dies(yay). |
then a dancing zigzagoon becomes president and then................
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Lt. Surge will start banging his head against a wall. Then he will give you...
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a poison mushroom, which u eat so.......
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u shrink the dancin zigzagoon gives u the role of vice president then...
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Ban grass pokemon in Littleroot. Then Zigzagoon...
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says "OMFG, u are the worst VP in the world, U ARE OUT!!!!!" and uses Devastational Triforce VWXYZ DRAGON CATAPULT CANNON hyper beam on u and then....
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Press all of your Gameboy buttons simultaneously, even mash your computer keyboard for effect and then you must..
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kick a magikarp into your grannys face. your granny uses a......
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A Geodude to block herself, and so the Magikarp goes flying toward...
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Pac-man who attacks harry potter pac-man then......
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