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the cyber end dragon gets summoned because of this strange ritual and then it uses XRAYVWXYZGRADONCATAPULTDESTRUCTIONTERRAGRAVATIONIONALNOVADARKSIDE beam on u so....
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You somehow become a little glitchy box. You bounce around and try to...
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Figure out where on earth you just got a pogostick from o.o
You then go to your friends house, kick them in the face and then.. |
President Zigzagoon appears with an army of doughnuts. Then...
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you are like "[expletive removed] that [expleive removed]" and you eat all of the DONUTS!!! then you kick President Zigzagoon in the groin and he evolves into President Linoone. Then Mightyena pops out and is like "LULZ OMG!!! I m liek soooo muhc bettah den yooz!!! cause ima DARK typeee!!!1111" President Linoone gets pissed off at Mightyena because he is a grammar Nazi so he...
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Takes your pogostick and smashes Mightyena...
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over the head till his skull smashes and u win the best use of a pogostick awards pressented by the dancin zigzagoon but then.. |
You're put in jail for killing Mightyena. You break out by
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using an Electrode to bomb a passage way. Then you make out with..
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a smoochum. the smoochum gives you three wishes for giving her the wildest time of her life.... your three wishes are...
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World domination... (that... was just random.)
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A pikachu imitation muscle suit, and...
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and your third wish is to join team rocket...
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Then you go to giovanni...
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after joining team rocket, you are asked to be married by giovanni, regardless of gender. He appoints you leader of the Retard Gym...
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and ash comes to battle u
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and now the Smoochum wants revenge....
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ash catches smoochum, and smoochum eats him, smoochum challenges you to a dance contest!
DDR machines come out of nowhere! |
you start disco danceing...
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then you say no and punt the smoochum
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you miss, and smoochum evolves into feraligatr, and eats three of your toes...
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You get angry at the feraligatr and eat it's head...
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You die and arise as a zombie
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then u eat a deoxys..................
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Deoxys, being a virus pokemon gives you new abilities, as such as healing, telepathy, and the ability to change your body structure. You spit out a chicken bone and laugh. With your new found abilities, you fly to gary's house and tell his sister...
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That she sucks. Gary comes in and...
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gives her the smoochum.
The smoochum sees u and... |
FINDS YOU TWO KISSING, gary's sister leaves in your lips a key to a secret warehouse in Silph Co.
You smash out the window, looking back at gary shouting curses... |
and then everything blows up...
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into a pile of donkey poop then...
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Everything smells like Listerine Pocket packs... You go to earn your 48213123 badge and...
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you eat it then...a dancin zigzagoon comes and eats u then...
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you come out of its belly, knife in hand, and in the meantime of being in the jiggly zigzagoon's bowels, you find an Uber ball. wonder what's inside...
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inside the uber ball u find another dancin zigzagoon then................
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It tells you, you finished the game, theres nothing more to do, so you go to the inn in canalave city and... Find professor Oak playing Marvel vs Capcom. You sit down next to him and...
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He pulls out a knife and tries to murder you!! =O
So you.. |
Use surf on Prof. Oak. You realize you drowned him and his face turns purple. You take his ID and rare, never before seen pokemon and start a new video game called Pokemon Plastic verson. Its a great success, and after a while, you use the item revive on prof oak. You decide to use him as an HM slave.
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You go battle some random guy and then your wife/husband Giovanni comes in and you use Giovanni as a HM slave and teach him fly...
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but your too fat so he dies when your halfway to hearthome
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Then u eat some pickles then.............................
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you die of food poisining
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the end..................................................................
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or is it.................................
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yes............................................................................................
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NO! the game corrupts itself so ur left at the beginning with only a level 1 charmander.
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which as soon as u move evolve's into a lv.100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 magikarp
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then a buneary hits you...
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then you slap it with a metapod and piledrive a goldfish
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Then everythinggoes boom.
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so you eat a whole bag of poison jelly beans...
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and you learn Toxic. you spit on pedestrians who get in the way and they all die and smell like flowers. A member of smogon tries to catch you as a pokemon but...
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then you realize that bcause the game corruppted you are no longer playing Pokemon plastic andyou are playing pokemon LOL (Lickitung Obliterates Lickilicky) and you have a lickilicky...
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who likes licking, so then Giovanni catches the licklicky, and decides to lick it, then you get angry because Giovanni ditched you, so...
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You Lick 2 Licklickys at the same time And Send The Video you Made Doing it To Giovanni And He...
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HE LICKS THE LICKING LICK LICK???????????????????
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then the danci zigzagoon kills every one, u restart the game and your playing pokemon plastic..
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Excuse my spamming, but damn, Bobpie, you're so unoriginal. Have some creativity for pete's sake.
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srry, it got a bit too complicated...
any way... Giovanni used Cut! (he's still an HM slave right???) |
but he cut your face, so you smack him with your
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diamond studded hammer. His face chips away and reveals a map inside. You have to go to a new region. And start with a dunsparce.
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who is hacked and has a base stat of 999 in everything and knows surf, thunder, transform and chuck norris cowboy kick
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You run around in circles and a Shiny Suicune...
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comes and owns your dunsparce. then you cry
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And a Groudon falls on you. You retaliate by...
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sending a pichu to bite its kneecaps
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The groudon explodes and the Pichu says
"I have now avenged my family. How can I thank you for this?" |
you say you want the pichu to battle A quagsire...
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Wild Quagsire sent out DIPALKGIA! DIPALKGIA used Spacial Roar! He makes you flee and Pichu has failed. you say you'll make it up to him. You take pichu to the breeding couple and give the lady Pichu and Dunsparce...
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The Day Care Lady will "Oh you know that?" And will rip off her disguise to become a...
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sandwhich. you eat her, and then you leave the daycare, feeling like you forgot something...(Pichu and Dunsparce, hint hint.)
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then you realize that picu and dunsparce WERE in the samwich, (and you just ate it...)...
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Go back to Professor Oak clones that you made. Starve them. then feed them rare candy, level them to 1337 and make him an ultimate pokemon. release the rest into the wild. Missingno will appear in the tall grass. Catch it. Corrupt your DS. and reset pokemon. You will end up with a save file with the trainer named "blangongo" with max money, all pokemon, shiny, and maxed EVs and IVs. Now, conquer PC and you will finish the cheat. sike~
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your parents come into your room, relizing that you are corrupting youir DS and they giveyou a game boy with pokemon red...
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then it explodes and your parents start asking you what to do if a fireman comes and kidnaps your sister
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you respond by saying that your sister is fat and ugly and that no one would want to kidnap her. instead of getting all pissed at you for dissing your sister, they give you a brand new DS with pokemon Diaerl, a mix of diamond and pearl versions. you start a new game and you find that...
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its a hack!!! missingno comes and screws up your ds
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Then everything booms and you are a ditto.
You look up and see that you are in a DS, looking at a human... |
Who is attempting to stab you with a needle. You transform into a huge lava monster and come out of the DS and...
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stab him with a giant needle!
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but, the crazy thing comes back cause somebody used Full-Life on it and it uses GIGAGRAVATION ON U which causes.....
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...you to sink into the ground and land on a Heatran, which in turn...
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Heats up its back to give you the warm feeling of a sauna. After it reaches 9800000000'F, you decide to catch it with a quick ball...
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but it uses explode and it destroys half the world, but u somehow survive just barely, so u...
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...then you realize that youre DS has been hacked by Microsoft and it is showing the blue screen of death!!!...
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So then you keep restarting your game until it glitches up and you meet a lvl.2498 Darkrai, then you have to catch it with a...
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With 1billion pokeballs,
And then kill every pokemon in the world with it............. |
Except a really angry dancing shiny Zigzagoon. He gets mad at you for destroying the world and attacks you with a pair of headphones. You...
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quickly call Giovanni so he would help you, so he called the Navy and shot down the Zigzagoon to tiny little bits, so then you get to have a party with a..
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Zigzagoon, you rip off your costume to how you are really a Zigzagoon. You run over to the other Zigzagoon and propose. It then...
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Beats you with a newspaper. You ignore this and ask...
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"Why is there a picture of me eating raccoons in the comic section???" Suddenly a giant flying carnivorous mommy swoops down and eats you and ...
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Drops you into a frying grill at mcdonalds! luckily, a staff member is playing His DS. *ong* A DS To jump into! So you..
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Beat the guy over the head with a pancake and jump into the DS. You realize you're really tiny and you're swimming in a toilet. Then...
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...you quickly try to get out, but a person flushs you down along with his you know what.
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and u then wonder, how the heck did all this start, as u swim in the sewer...
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Then you are hit with a big pile of crap falling from the pipes, and you get washed up on Hawaii, there, you meet "Master Scorogortotrukfjkdfhjdhuryuiiiooooooooooooq" a pro in the feild of martial arts. He says he will give you a special gem called the "Scorogortotrukfjkdfhjdhuryuiiiooooooooooooq gem" a gem he was named after that holds a jirachi.
Choose yes, to fight. To beat him, you must... |
Have 6 steel pokemon. After you beat him,the "Scorogortotrukfjkdfhjdhuryuiiiooooooooooooq gem" begins to turn red. Master Scorogortotrukfjkdfhjdhuryuiiiooooooooooooq turn red as well. He says: "Aaaaaaaaa!" and got sucked into the sun... |
and you all die and the planet explodes along with your ds then you say...
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"Holy Charizards!" As you believe this cheat is almost finished, but alas it is not, as your DS has ultra Sun-proof batteries. So you restart the game (again), but start off with a level 5.5 Mewtwo which-
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