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Spriter-san January 10th, 2008 5:04 PM

hop on my back and I will fly you to the land of cheese xD

+Sneasel™ January 10th, 2008 6:14 PM

Then, when you land in the land of trees,
find the tree that you can cut and use surf on it 84 times, then...

Spriter-san January 10th, 2008 6:48 PM

a wild cheeseburger will appear, fight it, and...

Terry M January 11th, 2008 6:43 AM

You will get the cheese stone, you give it to your Eevee and it evolves into...

Spriter-san January 11th, 2008 12:14 PM

a shiny jolteon named CHEESY, win a battle with it, and...

Devil_Silver January 11th, 2008 12:24 PM

it will change into a stone!

If you smash the stone against your head fifty times, ...

moon January 11th, 2008 2:49 PM

... your head will split open and you'll turn into the Butterfree who comes out of it. Teach metronome to yourself, use it and....

Chikara January 11th, 2008 2:52 PM

...millions of beanie baby bears will emerge from your eyes. When the start talking to you...

moon January 11th, 2008 3:19 PM

...immediately push start. If you do it correctly, the menu will pop up, and you can use Fly. Before the bird takes off, you'll see the normal exclamation marks above the heads of the beanies, but they won't approach you. As you land in Cinnabar...

Chikara January 11th, 2008 5:16 PM

...be sure to throw snowballs at all of Blaine's Pokemon. this will drench them, putting them at an immediate disadvantage. However, if Blaine sees you hurting his Pokemon like that...

Zeturic January 11th, 2008 5:18 PM

...He will summon Ho-Oh and Lugia to attack you. After being severely injured and thrown out into the ocean...

Akarei Yorume January 11th, 2008 7:02 PM

A Sharpedo attempts to eat you. You are rescued by Proffesor Oak, who seems to...

Zeturic January 11th, 2008 7:09 PM

Be nervous about something. After you land on shore, he confesses his idea to propose to Nurse Joy. Laugh in his face, and fly to Kin Island (Isle. Three) and once there...

Akarei Yorume January 11th, 2008 7:13 PM

You walk in on Brock and Nurse Joy kissing. O_o
Brock gets really mad at you...

Zeturic January 11th, 2008 7:15 PM

...and gets in touch with cyrus who gets Giratina to send you into a black hole. You escape using only a toothpick, a microwave, and a...

Akarei Yorume January 11th, 2008 7:22 PM

What you think is a chocolate bar.

Zeturic January 11th, 2008 7:27 PM

So when yo do escape, you will end up in Berry Forest. Talk to Lostelle, she will a young woman now, who is being terrorized by that same Hypno as a long time ago. Only between her encounters, the Hypno mutated into a mutant Hypno. To defeat it throw Oran berres at Lostelle until...

Akarei Yorume January 11th, 2008 7:42 PM

She turns into a super adorable Anthro-Mew. You develop a crush on her...

Zeturic January 11th, 2008 7:55 PM

...But quickly get over it. You notice she has plushy skin, so you pick her up and throw her at the Hypno. After being exposed to the soft plushy known as Lostelle, the Hypno began to...

moon January 12th, 2008 4:31 AM

... notice your "chocolate bar" which actually is a transformed Ditto, which Hypno gets a crush on. However, as Hypno closes in on you and Ditto, quickly shout:

Devil_Silver January 12th, 2008 4:35 AM

"Ditto used to change into a Bidoof and wear women's clothes!" then Hypno will stop approaching you. Quickly touch your touchscreen,...

moon January 12th, 2008 4:58 AM

... and a pizza ordering page will come up. Order a vesuvio and throw it at the Hypno, which will die. Quickly use your Ditto to...

Devil_Silver January 12th, 2008 5:01 AM

change it into a Pidgey.
Fly to Pallet Town, annoy your mother by talking to her 130 times in a row.
Then she'll get mad and...

moon January 12th, 2008 5:09 AM

bake you a cake, which you have to use cut on. Before your cutting pokémon can pull it off, though, professor Oak comes in and says: Wait, don't cut that pie! Legendary pokémon lives in pies!

Zeturic January 12th, 2008 7:29 AM

...Cut it anyway. Because Groudon was in the pie, Kyogre's rain will once again start a flood. Stop Kyogre and its rain by flying to...

moon January 12th, 2008 7:38 AM

the roof of Bill's house. If you've done the previous 265 instructions correctly, he will stand on top of his roof and sing the Jigglypuff theme with you until Kyogre falls asleep. Check your Pokémon and see that the intense singing made the level number of one of your pokémon go negative.

offtopic: check the first post in this thread ^^ we're getting closer.

Olz. January 12th, 2008 7:42 AM

Bill gets shot down by a JigglyPuff, and it starts singing. The Pokemon in your party are so happy they start gaining levels every second!

moon January 12th, 2008 7:50 AM

Then the girl from Verdanturf (who sits with a pikachu and rates your pokémon's happiness) comes and tells you that your pokémon are happier than possible in this game, therefore, your game copy must be illegal and she has to arrest you now. In order to avoid her.....

Zeturic January 12th, 2008 7:58 AM

You use Green as a human shield. After throwing said person on top the girl, jump in their Bookcase. There you find a book called "This Is Not TV" open it and it will say...

+Sneasel™ January 12th, 2008 2:52 PM

"Hi"
THen if you did this all correctly, Super mega omega Mewtwo will appear, and you have to get him a slushie from Wendy's.

After that, he gives you...

Zeturic January 12th, 2008 2:58 PM

...A Galactic bomb disguised as a POKéBall! And when you try to use it, it explodes! So Super Mega Omega Mewtwo and you go to catch a POKéMOn, and unkown to you, detonate the bomb. So on your way to capture a POKéMON, you find a wild Pupitar...

+Sneasel™ January 12th, 2008 5:55 PM

then, use the pokeball in the battle before attacking it. The bomb should explode causing you to be blasted back to Pallet town, where...

Akarei Yorume January 12th, 2008 9:47 PM

Proffesor Elm is running around in his underdrawers.

+Sneasel™ January 13th, 2008 7:03 AM

Then if you throw a baseball at him to...

moon January 13th, 2008 8:10 AM

... catch him before professor Oak manages to do so. When you've..

Devil_Silver January 13th, 2008 8:11 AM

...Succesfully eaten a cookie, quickly...

Olz. January 13th, 2008 8:13 AM

..give some of your pokemon the cookie and its poison!...

Devil_Silver January 13th, 2008 8:14 AM

...after that, your Zubat will eat a...

Olz. January 13th, 2008 8:15 AM

..chocolate bar and starts gaining levels and it..

Devil_Silver January 13th, 2008 8:16 AM

... will scream: 'Whazoooo!'.
Afterwards, it will change into a...

moon January 13th, 2008 8:28 AM

another chocolate bar, which you'll have to feed Misty before...

Olz. January 13th, 2008 8:29 AM

..brock falls in love with it, so you give your pokemon a...

Devil_Silver January 13th, 2008 8:31 AM

... Pokéball, which is eaten by a Psyduck...

moon January 13th, 2008 8:40 AM

Which Misty kept in her pocket. Now she gets angry, and throws......

Devil_Silver January 13th, 2008 8:46 AM

A tree in your direction!
Wait until it almost hits, then...

+Sneasel™ January 13th, 2008 8:46 AM

misty throws a 6000 pound boulder (wow, misty is strong!) at you and..

Spriter-san January 13th, 2008 12:34 PM

press b+a+up+up+down+left+right, causing you to eat it. You will turn into...

moon January 13th, 2008 12:37 PM

missigno. If this doesn't freak you out, push start, and you'll encounter a wild Nidoqueen! Immediately...

Spriter-san January 13th, 2008 12:39 PM

a dialogue will come up asking what to name missingno. Enter the name DoOrDie, then...

+Sneasel™ January 13th, 2008 12:41 PM

two options will come up
1.kill yourself
2.don't kill yourself

pick...

Spriter-san January 13th, 2008 12:44 PM

choose don't kill yourself, and a clip from Grand Theft Auto will play, after that a car will drive by and shoot you 5 times, on the 5th shot...

eternalglory January 13th, 2008 1:12 PM

a meganium will sprout from your spilled blood. Tell it to use Fly and it will...

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 1:24 PM

freeze the game, turn it off then back on and............

moon January 13th, 2008 1:27 PM

Tadaaa, one more of your pokémon levels has gone negative, due to it thinking you're crazy to turn off the game unsaved. You now have two pokémon with negative levels. When you...

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 1:32 PM

Release them both then repeat the entire cheat again......

eternalglory January 13th, 2008 1:34 PM

and after that you will have 3 pokemon with negative levels. Trade on to a friend to crash his game and start 2 new games simultaneously, which...

moon January 13th, 2008 1:35 PM

(... *stares menacingly at... Lugia*)

... and when you come back to this step, nr 2155, throw a pokéball at the coffee man in Viridian...


ED: gaaah got beaten!

... which will cause a nuclear explosion in Cerulean. Fly there and find Misty....

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 1:36 PM

Your game will crash so restart it and you will be able to pick any legendary as a starter then..........

moon January 13th, 2008 1:37 PM

Choose Lugia! Your rival will chose Ho-oh, make sure you win the first fight by fainting Ho-oh...

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 1:39 PM

But your game will crash because you chose such a bad pokemon and used cheats to defeat the best pokemon. Then chose Ho-oh and easily thrash Lugia............

+Sneasel™ January 13th, 2008 1:42 PM

Why do you always mkae the game crash?

Well, anyway...

then release ho-oh and watch 8 hours of pokmeon diamond and pearl on tv. LEAVE YOUR GAME ON!
If it still has batteries by then...

moon January 13th, 2008 1:43 PM

Look at your party. You now have four pokémon with negative levels because you made the good choice of releasing Ho-oh to the beautiful nature.
Go to Pallet and cut a....

+Sneasel™ January 13th, 2008 1:47 PM

boulder, and gary will fall out of the sky and say..

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 1:49 PM

that he will give you Ho-oh at level 999. Use him to kill Lugia again.............

moon January 13th, 2008 1:51 PM

Then use your escape rope to flee before the Ho-oh fire consumes the whole of PALLET...

eternalglory January 13th, 2008 1:51 PM

and then arceus will descend from the sky pillar and put everyone in negative colors, at which point you...

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 1:54 PM

Use Ho-oh to restore rainbow colours to the game and defeat Arceus then...............

eternalglory January 13th, 2008 1:58 PM

the game crashes because the god of all pokemon died, but then you receive the GS Ball!

+Sneasel™ January 13th, 2008 2:07 PM

then, release ho-oh again (I love making Minos Yewman mad), and lugia will join your team instead, then you have to...

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 2:13 PM

Release him in order to make room for Ho-oh then................

(and make someone else mad for a change)

moon January 13th, 2008 2:23 PM

whistle "jingle bells" until a Snorunt comes tripping....

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 2:29 PM

Then kill it with Ho-oh, then catch 300 wild Feebas and.................

eternalglory January 13th, 2008 2:30 PM

use the feebas to kill the ho-oh to GET OVER YOUR FETISH!
and then...

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 2:33 PM

...you will be attacked by Magikarp and lose because you need Ho-oh then.................

eternalglory January 13th, 2008 2:34 PM

<OOC post I HATE YOU RAAAAAAAAAARGH>
anyway then u see professor elm chasing a wild poochyena, and the poochyena tells you to look in its backpack, and u find...

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 2:47 PM

Ho-oh!!!!!!!!!!!! Then you kill Prof. Elm...................I mean Prof. Birch.....................I mean Poochyena.................No wait Zizagoon.....................I'm confused...........then you...

eternalglory January 13th, 2008 2:52 PM

then you shut up. jerk.
after that, you take the Ho-oh and fly to the relatively unknown region of japan, where you..

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 2:53 PM

...buy the latest pokemon game and smash it with a hammer then............

eternalglory January 13th, 2008 2:54 PM

you go to an event and download a shiny celebii egg, which, when bred, yields..

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 2:55 PM

A magikarp with splash! Then you release the Celebi and Magikarp learns Defog

eternalglory January 13th, 2008 2:56 PM

You must use Defog with that magikarp in the Hall of Origin to reveal...

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 2:57 PM

Ho-oh! You will then be able to.........

eternalglory January 13th, 2008 2:58 PM

Battle it with the Magikarp, but you must beat it using only splash, defog, and struggle! If you succeed, you will recieve

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 3:01 PM

Nothing because you will not succeed! HO-OH is almighty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eternalglory January 13th, 2008 3:02 PM

okay.... calm down fanboy.
assuming you DO succeed, you recieve... (someone else post and save me from this monster.)

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 3:07 PM

HO-OH! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I just hope no one else posts before me.

Zeturic January 13th, 2008 3:08 PM

...As Ho-Oh is doing the thriller dance because it won, it will randomly explode. You look around and see an enraged Lugia. It tells you to ride its back. You get on and it takes you to bottom of th ocean. While struggling to catch your breath, the Lugia leaves you stranded at the bottom of the ocean. To resurface...

EDIT:
Beaten. By two people.

...You will recieve a Shiny Luxray. It will motion you to jump on its back, and you do. It starts running down the mountain. It jumpsin a deep hole, and leaves you stranded. As it leaves, it seems to be laughing at you. To get revenge...

eternalglory January 13th, 2008 3:09 PM

You must battle and defeat Kyogre with no pokemon. IF you succeed, you are thrown to the surface, and land in...

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 3:10 PM

Haha simultaneous posting! Besides shiny Ho-oh does not look as cool as normal Ho-oh.

and you have just double posted, get it off before a mod sees.

eternalglory January 13th, 2008 3:11 PM

(not on topic, but is there a way to get this annoying man banned from PC by sheer willpower?)

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 3:13 PM

Continuing the plot.......................

land in a crater full of very angry Heatran.





GO HO-OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zeturic January 13th, 2008 3:15 PM

No... Its not possible.


The Heatran eat all your POKéBalls, and you capture them using a dirt clump and a toothpick. With your newly caught army of Heatran you go to Tin Tower and obliterate Ho-Oh.

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 3:18 PM

But he is not there......while you are waiting the Heatran all suddenly die from Ho-oh's future sight!!



























GO HO-OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zeturic January 13th, 2008 3:21 PM

I said AND obliterate Ho-Oh
not
TO obliterate Ho-Oh

So you can't contridict what I said.


Anyway
After obliterating Ho-Oh, travel to Mahogany Town. Go into Team Rocket's hideout. There you will find Leaf. She will start smiling weirdly and stuff you into a DNA Randomizatino pod.

Minos Yewman January 13th, 2008 3:22 PM

And you will be turned into a HO-OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

eternalglory January 13th, 2008 5:10 PM

After becoming a Ho-oh, save your game. You will now have 99 Master Balls.

Zeturic January 13th, 2008 5:54 PM

...Use the master balls to capture 98 Magikarp and a shiny, conjoined twin Gyarados. Once that was accomplished, evolve 72 of those Magikarp. Battle the Gyarados you just evolved against eachother, and one will win. Pit the winner of that against the Shiny, Conjoined twin Gyarados...

Terry M January 14th, 2008 7:42 AM

they both then explode.All thats left are to shiny Koffing, you must catch them, this way you can evolve them into...

+Sneasel™ January 14th, 2008 9:49 AM

shiny weezings! lol, thats no fun!

So instead...

ho-oh! but since you have a ho-oh, you have to kill it, so you need to...
(i can't stand that ho-oh freak either)

Olz. January 14th, 2008 11:02 AM

You use Explotion on both of them! Then go for a eevee hunt! but you find a...


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