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hop on my back and I will fly you to the land of cheese xD
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Then, when you land in the land of trees,
find the tree that you can cut and use surf on it 84 times, then... |
a wild cheeseburger will appear, fight it, and...
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You will get the cheese stone, you give it to your Eevee and it evolves into...
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a shiny jolteon named CHEESY, win a battle with it, and...
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it will change into a stone!
If you smash the stone against your head fifty times, ... |
... your head will split open and you'll turn into the Butterfree who comes out of it. Teach metronome to yourself, use it and....
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...millions of beanie baby bears will emerge from your eyes. When the start talking to you...
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...immediately push start. If you do it correctly, the menu will pop up, and you can use Fly. Before the bird takes off, you'll see the normal exclamation marks above the heads of the beanies, but they won't approach you. As you land in Cinnabar...
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...be sure to throw snowballs at all of Blaine's Pokemon. this will drench them, putting them at an immediate disadvantage. However, if Blaine sees you hurting his Pokemon like that...
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...He will summon Ho-Oh and Lugia to attack you. After being severely injured and thrown out into the ocean...
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A Sharpedo attempts to eat you. You are rescued by Proffesor Oak, who seems to...
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Be nervous about something. After you land on shore, he confesses his idea to propose to Nurse Joy. Laugh in his face, and fly to Kin Island (Isle. Three) and once there...
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You walk in on Brock and Nurse Joy kissing. O_o
Brock gets really mad at you... |
...and gets in touch with cyrus who gets Giratina to send you into a black hole. You escape using only a toothpick, a microwave, and a...
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What you think is a chocolate bar.
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So when yo do escape, you will end up in Berry Forest. Talk to Lostelle, she will a young woman now, who is being terrorized by that same Hypno as a long time ago. Only between her encounters, the Hypno mutated into a mutant Hypno. To defeat it throw Oran berres at Lostelle until...
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She turns into a super adorable Anthro-Mew. You develop a crush on her...
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...But quickly get over it. You notice she has plushy skin, so you pick her up and throw her at the Hypno. After being exposed to the soft plushy known as Lostelle, the Hypno began to...
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... notice your "chocolate bar" which actually is a transformed Ditto, which Hypno gets a crush on. However, as Hypno closes in on you and Ditto, quickly shout:
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"Ditto used to change into a Bidoof and wear women's clothes!" then Hypno will stop approaching you. Quickly touch your touchscreen,...
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... and a pizza ordering page will come up. Order a vesuvio and throw it at the Hypno, which will die. Quickly use your Ditto to...
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change it into a Pidgey.
Fly to Pallet Town, annoy your mother by talking to her 130 times in a row. Then she'll get mad and... |
bake you a cake, which you have to use cut on. Before your cutting pokémon can pull it off, though, professor Oak comes in and says: Wait, don't cut that pie! Legendary pokémon lives in pies!
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...Cut it anyway. Because Groudon was in the pie, Kyogre's rain will once again start a flood. Stop Kyogre and its rain by flying to...
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the roof of Bill's house. If you've done the previous 265 instructions correctly, he will stand on top of his roof and sing the Jigglypuff theme with you until Kyogre falls asleep. Check your Pokémon and see that the intense singing made the level number of one of your pokémon go negative.
offtopic: check the first post in this thread ^^ we're getting closer. |
Bill gets shot down by a JigglyPuff, and it starts singing. The Pokemon in your party are so happy they start gaining levels every second!
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Then the girl from Verdanturf (who sits with a pikachu and rates your pokémon's happiness) comes and tells you that your pokémon are happier than possible in this game, therefore, your game copy must be illegal and she has to arrest you now. In order to avoid her.....
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You use Green as a human shield. After throwing said person on top the girl, jump in their Bookcase. There you find a book called "This Is Not TV" open it and it will say...
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"Hi"
THen if you did this all correctly, Super mega omega Mewtwo will appear, and you have to get him a slushie from Wendy's. After that, he gives you... |
...A Galactic bomb disguised as a POKéBall! And when you try to use it, it explodes! So Super Mega Omega Mewtwo and you go to catch a POKéMOn, and unkown to you, detonate the bomb. So on your way to capture a POKéMON, you find a wild Pupitar...
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then, use the pokeball in the battle before attacking it. The bomb should explode causing you to be blasted back to Pallet town, where...
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Proffesor Elm is running around in his underdrawers.
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Then if you throw a baseball at him to...
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... catch him before professor Oak manages to do so. When you've..
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...Succesfully eaten a cookie, quickly...
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..give some of your pokemon the cookie and its poison!...
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...after that, your Zubat will eat a...
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..chocolate bar and starts gaining levels and it..
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... will scream: 'Whazoooo!'.
Afterwards, it will change into a... |
another chocolate bar, which you'll have to feed Misty before...
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..brock falls in love with it, so you give your pokemon a...
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... Pokéball, which is eaten by a Psyduck...
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Which Misty kept in her pocket. Now she gets angry, and throws......
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A tree in your direction!
Wait until it almost hits, then... |
misty throws a 6000 pound boulder (wow, misty is strong!) at you and..
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press b+a+up+up+down+left+right, causing you to eat it. You will turn into...
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missigno. If this doesn't freak you out, push start, and you'll encounter a wild Nidoqueen! Immediately...
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a dialogue will come up asking what to name missingno. Enter the name DoOrDie, then...
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two options will come up
1.kill yourself 2.don't kill yourself pick... |
choose don't kill yourself, and a clip from Grand Theft Auto will play, after that a car will drive by and shoot you 5 times, on the 5th shot...
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a meganium will sprout from your spilled blood. Tell it to use Fly and it will...
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freeze the game, turn it off then back on and............
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Tadaaa, one more of your pokémon levels has gone negative, due to it thinking you're crazy to turn off the game unsaved. You now have two pokémon with negative levels. When you...
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Release them both then repeat the entire cheat again......
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and after that you will have 3 pokemon with negative levels. Trade on to a friend to crash his game and start 2 new games simultaneously, which...
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(... *stares menacingly at... Lugia*)
... and when you come back to this step, nr 2155, throw a pokéball at the coffee man in Viridian... ED: gaaah got beaten! ... which will cause a nuclear explosion in Cerulean. Fly there and find Misty.... |
Your game will crash so restart it and you will be able to pick any legendary as a starter then..........
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Choose Lugia! Your rival will chose Ho-oh, make sure you win the first fight by fainting Ho-oh...
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But your game will crash because you chose such a bad pokemon and used cheats to defeat the best pokemon. Then chose Ho-oh and easily thrash Lugia............
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Why do you always mkae the game crash?
Well, anyway... then release ho-oh and watch 8 hours of pokmeon diamond and pearl on tv. LEAVE YOUR GAME ON! If it still has batteries by then... |
Look at your party. You now have four pokémon with negative levels because you made the good choice of releasing Ho-oh to the beautiful nature.
Go to Pallet and cut a.... |
boulder, and gary will fall out of the sky and say..
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that he will give you Ho-oh at level 999. Use him to kill Lugia again.............
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Then use your escape rope to flee before the Ho-oh fire consumes the whole of PALLET...
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and then arceus will descend from the sky pillar and put everyone in negative colors, at which point you...
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Use Ho-oh to restore rainbow colours to the game and defeat Arceus then...............
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the game crashes because the god of all pokemon died, but then you receive the GS Ball!
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then, release ho-oh again (I love making Minos Yewman mad), and lugia will join your team instead, then you have to...
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Release him in order to make room for Ho-oh then................
(and make someone else mad for a change) |
whistle "jingle bells" until a Snorunt comes tripping....
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Then kill it with Ho-oh, then catch 300 wild Feebas and.................
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use the feebas to kill the ho-oh to GET OVER YOUR FETISH!
and then... |
...you will be attacked by Magikarp and lose because you need Ho-oh then.................
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<OOC post I HATE YOU RAAAAAAAAAARGH>
anyway then u see professor elm chasing a wild poochyena, and the poochyena tells you to look in its backpack, and u find... |
Ho-oh!!!!!!!!!!!! Then you kill Prof. Elm...................I mean Prof. Birch.....................I mean Poochyena.................No wait Zizagoon.....................I'm confused...........then you...
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then you shut up. jerk.
after that, you take the Ho-oh and fly to the relatively unknown region of japan, where you.. |
...buy the latest pokemon game and smash it with a hammer then............
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you go to an event and download a shiny celebii egg, which, when bred, yields..
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A magikarp with splash! Then you release the Celebi and Magikarp learns Defog
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You must use Defog with that magikarp in the Hall of Origin to reveal...
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Ho-oh! You will then be able to.........
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Battle it with the Magikarp, but you must beat it using only splash, defog, and struggle! If you succeed, you will recieve
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Nothing because you will not succeed! HO-OH is almighty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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okay.... calm down fanboy.
assuming you DO succeed, you recieve... (someone else post and save me from this monster.) |
HO-OH! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I just hope no one else posts before me. |
...As Ho-Oh is doing the thriller dance because it won, it will randomly explode. You look around and see an enraged Lugia. It tells you to ride its back. You get on and it takes you to bottom of th ocean. While struggling to catch your breath, the Lugia leaves you stranded at the bottom of the ocean. To resurface...
EDIT: Beaten. By two people. ...You will recieve a Shiny Luxray. It will motion you to jump on its back, and you do. It starts running down the mountain. It jumpsin a deep hole, and leaves you stranded. As it leaves, it seems to be laughing at you. To get revenge... |
You must battle and defeat Kyogre with no pokemon. IF you succeed, you are thrown to the surface, and land in...
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Haha simultaneous posting! Besides shiny Ho-oh does not look as cool as normal Ho-oh.
and you have just double posted, get it off before a mod sees. |
(not on topic, but is there a way to get this annoying man banned from PC by sheer willpower?)
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Continuing the plot.......................
land in a crater full of very angry Heatran. GO HO-OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
No... Its not possible.
The Heatran eat all your POKéBalls, and you capture them using a dirt clump and a toothpick. With your newly caught army of Heatran you go to Tin Tower and obliterate Ho-Oh. |
But he is not there......while you are waiting the Heatran all suddenly die from Ho-oh's future sight!!
GO HO-OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
I said AND obliterate Ho-Oh
not TO obliterate Ho-Oh So you can't contridict what I said. Anyway After obliterating Ho-Oh, travel to Mahogany Town. Go into Team Rocket's hideout. There you will find Leaf. She will start smiling weirdly and stuff you into a DNA Randomizatino pod. |
And you will be turned into a HO-OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE IS NO ESCAPE. |
After becoming a Ho-oh, save your game. You will now have 99 Master Balls.
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...Use the master balls to capture 98 Magikarp and a shiny, conjoined twin Gyarados. Once that was accomplished, evolve 72 of those Magikarp. Battle the Gyarados you just evolved against eachother, and one will win. Pit the winner of that against the Shiny, Conjoined twin Gyarados...
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they both then explode.All thats left are to shiny Koffing, you must catch them, this way you can evolve them into...
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shiny weezings! lol, thats no fun!
So instead... ho-oh! but since you have a ho-oh, you have to kill it, so you need to... (i can't stand that ho-oh freak either) |
You use Explotion on both of them! Then go for a eevee hunt! but you find a...
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