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shiny missingno, who freezes your game.
Turn it back on and press ABABABBABABABABBABABABABABABBABBRLLABALBLABLALBLLBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR After pressing all that... |
Ms Putity Lousys in Futaba town tells you to turn your game off again. DON'T obey her, because if you don't....
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eat a chocolate bar while pressing LRLRLRALRLRBLRLRLRRRLL (x3) while dancing the tango REAL FAST! (It's important you do it with at least 50 people staring at you), you will...
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get laughed at, but more importantly in your game, get teleported to team rockets base. While your there, you have to get...
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the master ball before Maxie does. When you have the ball in your ball pocket, and stand face to face with Maxie, put your strongest water pokémon on top........
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and battle him. If you win, he gives you a dead ho-oh. then you have to laugh at the ho-oh freak who posted before for an hour. then...
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... throw a pokéball at Maxie's head.
Laugh at him and push him in the water. A wild sharpedo will come and... |
Bite his legs off, He starts to scream while a pack of eevee..
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turns the television on and make your eyes glue at the screen....
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of Mewtwo, who says that if you don't give him a patato salad in the next 40 minutes, he will...
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Somehow pee acid on you. >_> (don't ask me where that came from. O_o) You throw a potato salad at his head... and then he throws a rubix cube at your head.
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and then you'll have to press start. When you do, you'll be magically teleported to Ilex forest, where...
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You have to solve that rubix cube that mewtwo threw at you in less than 2 minutes for...
(I don't care if you don't believe me, but my record is 1:58, I got 80 E.C. points for that) |
the GS ball! place it in the shrine in Ilex to find...
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18999993279187489079807190797197419872097149087982174981478907 shiny celebis! If you manage to defeat all 18999993279187489079807190797197419872097149087982174981478907 celebis, the last one you defeat will give you a...
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golden banana! now... do the cheat 120 x over to get all the golden bananas, and give them to professor birch, who has turned into a woman. She will now give you a new starter pokemon, which is...
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...Magicarp. She mentions that she didn't have any pokeballs on her, then borrows your money for all your worth. No now you are left with nothing but a pokeball with a Magicap, who knows nothing but splash. To earn some cash you must...
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Sell drugs to all your rivals, gary, that red haired guy, may/brendan, and the shinou rival. After that...
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...take a dose yourself, and emerge in Glitch City...
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where you must walk all the way to pallete town, without freezing the game, or flying. If you are successful...
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...Gary will be there and will ask for seconds. Out of gratitude, he hands you another pokeball. This time, it contains Ratatta. He laughs at your incompetence, and in reaction to this you...
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lick him (yeah, thats right!). He will then call you weird and run off, and will drop a shiny arceous that has pokerus. Then, you have to...
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...run around in route 1 until you come across a caterpie. Kill it, and Arceous gains 20 levels (lul...). After doing so, you can beat Brock in one fell swoop. After defeating him...
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repeat this entire cheat again, but instead of beating brock in one sweep, beat misty in one sweep. then...
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continue the pattern until you have beaten all 8 kanto gym leaders this way, then fly to new bark town in johto, where all your pokemon are freed except the splashikarp. Then...
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use the (splashicarp? lol) to defeat red at mt. silver using no items to get...
(lol, i just imagined it trying to beat red, i bet pikachu would lose...sorry, i just can't stand that yellow mouse thing.) |
...The Azure Flute. Fly to Mt. Coronet and go to Spear Pillar, play the flute and stairs will play. Go up the stairs to find, not Arceus, but Celebi. Celebi will say "Celebii Cele bii!" and get mad at you not understanding her. To punish you for not unerstanding, she transports you back in time to a time where Cranidos and Shieldon run wild.
Find the new caveman professor, Professor Ceavez, and ask him... |
"WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY?"
He should reply "Pokemon!" at which point your character should launch into a Bill-Cosby style rant. After this, the Prof will give you.... (btw Splashikarp is a pimp name) |
a new hair style! Then, he will tell you to catch a shieldon and give it to him to get out of this place and go to...
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The land of Digimon! At this point, you can try to journey there, but that is impossible without a gameshark! anyway, tell him to go smoke a blunt, and he will, and when u leave his... ahem... lab... then, you will encounter a shiny kabuto! katch it! Then...
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you will be teleported inside a chamber, with a legendary shrine. Yuo see a coffin, and inside it you find...
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A Shiny Splashikarp! A Ho-oh will then appear and tell you that the Magikarp was once a majestic creature of infinite power, but it was being punished by the Gods for being too awesome. So it was reduced to a fish that could splash around. Fight the Ho-oh for making fun of Splash, and if you win...
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you are back in pokemon to be presice KANTO you go to prof.oak but you can't find him in his place you see...........
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a hobo! He gives you another splashicarp, but it evolves into a flailicarp. NOw take it with you to...
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and evolve it into a Killicarp (AKA gyarados), which will be mega shiny (GREEN gyarados?) then you..
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cut it until its blood drips on it making it a red gyarados, and at that point...
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It should breed with another gyarados (must be green), giving you a yellow gyarados. Set these up in traffic light formation, and then...
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a car will hit you. If your still alive...
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An egg will appear in your bag. Wait till it hatches, and it will come out to be an Midget Albino Ho-oh. Then...
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eat it whole. It will disappear. If you take out your....
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shiny seviper from your box (if you don't have one, go catch one!), and put it in the shrine in ilex forest instead of the GS ball for...
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missingno to appear instead of celebi, catch the missingno so you can...
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step on it, making it explode. After the explosion, check your pokemon and you will find a level 1000000000000000000000000000000000...
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Pidgey. It knows Flamethrower, Icebeam, Grass Knot, and Hydro pump.
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release it and lugia will challenge you to a battle, and if you win...
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He'll feed you to his little baby Articuno.
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Which is belimic and barfs you out, and at that point go to...
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Slateport. You take a shower and try to find
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a bar of soap, which once you find one, it will activate...
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a super special kitty cat(skitty)which smacks the legendary Splashicarp and gets 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 exp. points then evolves into.....
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a dialga and is still lvl9 and then....
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It pwns Arceus with Splash and eats 90904023659864315.....
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yellow flutes and dies, then get a wynaut and....
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look at it's stats for exactly thirty-two seconds before giving it an Oran berry. Now Wynaut will...
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jump and do a back flip.
a circus trainer will then pay you 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001235802580859032458509580 dollars for it. Say yes and then... |
you can afford a bike in vermillion! buy 2 bikes, and they will battle. The winner will become...
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a skateboard, which if you ride cycling road with it, the guy at the end will say...
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"Don't step behind me, or you will turn into Charizard." step behind him and...
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you will turn into a charizard. Use Fly and fly all the way to Sinnoh, where Team Galatic finds you and...
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Tells you to go to Spear Pillar and......
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spear pillar explodes for no apprent reason then.....
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a cacnea builds a sandcastle for you and..
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You must stay inside the castle, not moving, for 15 hours. Saving is not aloud. Then you will...
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battle a wild snubbel.
Catch him and you will recieve a splashicarp. Then... |
move away from the Splashikarp slowly, or it will attack you....
It will attack you anyway, so prepare to fight.-.. |
But then you realize that you only can battle it with a pie.
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So you go to your aunts house and get a cherry pie, but then decide its too good to waste. So you devour it faster than my dad at an all-you-can-eat buffet and ...
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The splashikarp eats you.
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inside the splashicarp go to the brain to...
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Make him dance around like a...
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ludicolo, then he will spit you out.
After, fly to pallet town and go to the professor and... |
Tell him what has happened to you so far. He congraduates you on your amazing endurance and...
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congratulates you with a...
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kicks you in the balls leaving you scarred for life with its gills and ...
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you have to go to the bathroom... so you ask a Areodactyl where the bathroom is. The Areodactyl...
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you fall into the pitfall
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Erm... so the Areodactyl laughs at you. You get mad and...
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fall in deeper!then....................
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Areodactyl drops an anvil on you, that happens to be covered in Scorupi.
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If you don't die, catch teh aerodactyl. Then, it will take you to...
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Professor Glitch Lavatory and faces...
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A grimer that was in one of the toilets. Areodactyl defeats it with hyper beam.
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and eats the prof. and then eats pikachu, who, had just appeared out of nowhere and then you go to Eevee's lair which is located......
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in magnet world, and you get stuck to a magnet and can't move because you were wearing a metal...
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...Zubat, which appears to be a Ditto.
When it turns pink again, quickly eat a... |
patato salad, and you will be unstuck. While in magnet world, find a...
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...MagneJumbo, a giant sized Magnezone. It will shcok you, and it will break down its form into electically charged particles and posess one of your POKéBalls, it will lead you to...
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a bar.
Get drunk and go to... |
A local dance club. Get thrown out, and get knocked unconsious. When you wake up, you will be sober, and you will find yourself at the Miltank Ranch. While there... |
catch 18 shiny miltanks.
After you do that, the last one you catch will say... |
"I am a pretend guy that... comes around... and... GETS RUN OVER BY A LAWN MOWER BLADE!" it then dissapears.
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You now have to return the shiny miltanks to the miltank farm in johto....
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Then the Miltank use their cow powers to make you join the Johto cosplayers convention dress as a...
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...Ballet Dancer and you then spot your Aerodactyl again who...
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tries to eat you.
If you dodge it, run for shelter in the... |
Poop Palace where Grimer poop,and Muk poop are playing.....
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catch with there poop, and if you dodge the poop, run agian to...
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Skitty Isle, which is located to the right of Johto In the Solara Region which is where Carlos(from Shiny Gold) is from, And you meet Carlos and he....
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battles you. Lose on purpose and he gives you a splashicarp, a flailicarp, and a kilicarp. Use these three pokemon and go to the unown place to activate...
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the secret switch. this will give you a shiny magmortar. Fi ght against a shiny wild cyndaquil on route 7 and the next wild pokemon you fight will be...
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