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against a shiny misdreavus that has pokerus.
Catch it and name it MiSsY D to get... |
a non-shiny deoxys(defense) and a buneary. You will be prompted as to which is better (deoxys defense, buneary, or THERE ARE MANY STRATEGIeS THAT CAN BE USED WITH EITHER.....) if you choose buneary, you will receive a shiny masterball (don't ask), and you will be attack by a wild...
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Ditto, DO NOT catch, instead faint it and use.....
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a rod to snare your own legs together and...
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catch yourself with the masterball to..
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evolve into a mewtwo! Once you die from psychic overload (in about 10 minutes of gameplay), restart your game, and do the whole cheat over, only this time instead of using a masterball, use a ultra ball on yourself, which will...
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make you evolve into Mew but you will still crash your game so keep repeating the cheat until...
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A shiny Missingno. appears, you try to...
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Run but it says that you are too busy untangling your legs from bits of rod. Then..
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Get stepped on by a Rampardos.
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but somehow dies after seeing a Gengar after being trampled to death and...
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...Collapses on the Shiny Missingno which transforms into...
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A Flying Kangaskahn!
Once you get it fly to... |
Cinnab-Er Cinnamon Island!You catch lots of pancake pokemon and then trade...
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A Kitty-Scat for a..............
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Magikarpking!It then evolves into Gyaradosqueen, which uses Dragon Rage at you.You then...
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Explodes, and you brain is flying into the gyaradosqueens mouth and...
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She eats it then burbs it out , because it tasted like...
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a Splashicarp!
Then, catch it, and travel to... |
the Orange Islands, where you shall sacrifice it to the Great Meowth. The people of its clan shall thank you by...
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kicking your ass and feeding you banans!
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LOLZ!
You get mad and challenge their leader to a duel. If you win, they'll... |
let you go free but you get your gun and........
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shove it up meowth's butt! Then you...
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get pooped on by meowth because you shoved the gun up his ass so you kick him to .........
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Kitty-Scat island and you land on a.......
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vampire, who battles you with 3 zubats, 2 golbats, and 1 crobat.
Defeat him and he will turn into a bat and suck your blood. If you don't fall unconcience... |
You will wake up in Sinnoh surrounded by hunderds of officer Jennies and Nurse Joys,
But you find out its only a Mismagius playing tricks on you then you capture it then release it and repeat 100000 times..... |
Until it gets mad and turns into a dementor. It tries to preform the Dementor's Kiss on you (meaning it tries to suck out your soul, for those of you that don't read/watch Harry Potter)
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But you punch it in the eyeball and make it smell your butt,
Than take a crap ll over it's face..... |
And then it pokes you and you go flying.
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when you wake up you are in a small black box.......WTF?!
You have Crap all over your face and your hands are tied to your feet So you must..... |
somehow float 3000 ft above the ground.
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and fall back to Iron Island to collect your money from....
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Neji, who chucks a Riolu egg at your head.
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Then Hinata Kisses Naruto and they get a room,And you pee on Neji's foot and he.....
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gets drunk off it and takes a gun...
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and pees in it and sprayes you with his pee and says".......
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"Okay, that's IT!"
Somehow, you fall into the ocean... and a Kyogre tries to use thunder, but it electrocutes itself and the whole ocean... So while you drift about unconsious... |
a Monkeys eat all your pokemon an when you wake up......
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With a Lv. 1,0000000000,00000000000000 Magikarpking!!!!!You then battle you're rival, he/she uses a Lv.0 Blissey and you use Magikarpking!You then use...
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a level 0 deoxys that gets beaten badly so you chuck deoxys in a room full of hungry snorlax when the snorlax eat deoxys deoxys wiill use hyperbeam then the snorlax will get impaction you watch as the snorlax explode then torn into a 1000000000000000000000 klo. gengar that will use blizzard on you then use a riolu egg and throw it in gengar's face it get's so mad it will evolve into a red...
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Bananananana!It then zaps the Riolu egg and...
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out comes a pre-evolved Lucario with flying type included, and it...
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tells you to have a bath because the crap and pee is still on your clothes.....you run out of the battlefeild crying then you stop at a.......
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Pokemon centre where a Garchomp..
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Pees and craps more on you aand then the Banannanana Pees on you too,
But then they have a fight aand the Garchomp loses then turns into........ |
A box. You open it and for some reason, there's a Muk inside.
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With Prof. Oak inside of it.....
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...Drinking a Latte playing Chess and kissing Delia...
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With Big Fake Lips on his ears........
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...And on each lip he has A Piercing of Prof. Elm and...
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Many multi-coloured stripes, he likes to play...
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Clap your hands 1000000000000000000000000 times and then...
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pulls down his undies and shouts"booyah my panties r nicer than yours!"
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And you freak out and die. Your ds turns off. When you turn it back on...
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you Pokemon has a piece of pooh on it's head
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But you take it off and a mysterious voice says: I like to make Poopies on the floor!.....
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Then another voice goes over Put it back and you'll get a....
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...Free ticket to see Rihanna in concert...
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The free ticket is a fake and lets you get 10000000000000000000000000 dollars
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and you blow it all on candy and explosives.
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Then Mama Luigi shows up and you and him...
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poke eachother to death. You chuck a bomb at him...
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and he jumps out of the way turds on the floor and reveals he is the secret voice.
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You are surprised by this, but your importaint question is "Why is everyone like... crapping all over the place? O_o"
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Which is soon answered by Prof Elm: the polluted air from stunky's habitat has spread throughout Sinnoh. This pollution causes all those who breathe it in to unknowingly release their bowels promptly every four in a half minutes.
Your character says to theirself, "this sounds like a colossal load of cra..." *squishy bowel release* |
Your Character eventually dies from repeated Bowel Excretement. Restart your Game and then chooses A Torchic as your Starter...
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then kill it and restart your game, pick squirtle as a starter.
Then... |
...return to Sinnoh and fight a Stunky. Lose Purposely and a bunch of Skuntank will appear. Then suddenly ________ will appear...
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Then a mudkip appears and evovoles into a Ugly frog type thing then your Game self-destructs and you start all over again
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...After starting all over again go to yur rivals room.....
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and steal all of his Pokemon, exept his lvl 100 rattata with solarbeam and bite
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With that one, you just poke its eyes out.
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And it will morph into...
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A basket of assorted fake fruit and pirated pokédolls. Upon closer inspection of a 'Popstar Purin' Jigglypuff doll, you notice a strange purple button sticking out from behind its left eye.
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You poke it and it blows up. You go flying into space, and while you're floating there...
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...A rouge Celebi appears to steal all your cash and replaces it with a shiny MISSINGNO.! Upon recieving this 'gift' your game begins to rumble...
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then it blows up..............................
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...Upon which you insert a copy of the Silver version. After pressing up, down, left, left, left, select, a screen pops up that gives you a choice of playing as a gym leader...
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Choose the glitched up one. Your name will be Bob.
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you then will face all the E-4 Champs at once
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All you can say before you're pwned is: "oops."
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When Bob regains consciousness, half of your pokémon have been replaced with level 5 Magikarp. You initiate the 'altomegadeathchoose' cheat by banging the gameboy advance three times, pressing start, and screaming various profanities until the secret cheat menu finally pops up...
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it says all data deleted so u throw it against the wall
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...Now take a chainsaw, and carefully cut your gameboy in half...
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...be sure to slice around the circuits, and avoid damaging the screen. Once the gameboy is properly destroyed, stick it in a blender.
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It turns into a balloon. Quickly grab it before it pops...
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and you will then float of the the land of pokemon
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it explodes in ur face nd ur in the middle of no where nd suddenly a ......
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giant Staraptor comes flying at you and...
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Does a massive Fart and blows up the region and then your game Restarts and...
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... you start in glitch city. Now take an charmander-Squirtle Egg, crash it, and you get...
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a bike. It's in your inventory, but to reach your now rather glitchy inventory, you have to...
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catch a slowpoke, but the double shiny one (only catchable in the 3rd gym).
With the buke you´re able to... |
Poke your mum with a stick from the Pokemon league
Then you find a sandshrew that's flicking you off and OFFTOPIC* look at the fr/lg sandshrew |
...You land in front of MissingNo.
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...MissingNo takes your pokemans and eats them. You somehow catch MissingNo and put him in the spokes of your bike. Your bikes starts riding by itself and...
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Fly over to johto, and then to , no, not glitch city, Glitch World!!!
There... |
...You find MissingNo, again, but M. is with it this time. They both battle you and...
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