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and then go back home to pallet town
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And go to Proffesor Oak and ask for a Squirtle. he will give you one, now release it and...
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catch it again.
Repeat this until squirtle is so annoyed that it evolves into super-cyber-squirtle. It... |
... will then bug up and turn into a head of cabbage. Go to the supermarket again
and buy two more heads of lettuce, except this time, buy six liters of tomato juice instead of white grape juice. Take one of the heads and soak it in the tomato juice and eat it. Then, take the other head, pour the remaining juice into it and stuff it into your DS. Remember NOT TO TURN OFF YOUR DS WHILE DOING ANY OF THIS. If you finish all of these steps within 30 minutes, your game should shut off and you should find yourself, in real life, at... |
...The Pokémon World! You should be in Mt. Moon. Run around until you encounter a...
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SUPERCALIFRAGALISTICEXPEALADOUCIUS SHINY LEVLE 1000 ARCEUS.
Then you have too...... |
go to bill's house and kill him anfd then...
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Catch a lv. 1 Magikarp which evolves into Gyra-er-sodaryG('Gyrados' backwards)
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and beat mewtwo and then you have to.....
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... revoke the word 'supercalifragilisticexpealidocious', since it is stupid sounding
and means nothing -_____- Take the lettuce out of the DS and then eat it. Your stomach should turn into... |
[COLOR="Blue"]A BIG BIG FAT PIZZA!!![/COLOR]
then u have to....... |
...Run from a bunch of Munchlax. Run until you get to Route 216. There you will encounter...
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...a tiger. Guess his name (Rumpelstilskin) and he'll take you on his back to...
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...Olivine City. There, Professor Elm will confront you about...
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the magikarp in lake rage, go to lake rage and you will see.....
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... a Feebas. How ironic.
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Catch it with your last ball, the master ball
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Evolve it into Milotic and train it to level 100. Now go and...
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Catch a Hypno, get it to make Ash and Dawn together. After pearlshipping is overcannon, if you get me, use the hypno to slave Misty
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Then use the Hypno on Milotic and make a half-Misty half-Milotic Pokemon and
name it PEANUTPEANUT. This should activate a green screen flash. Press the down button five times, and then the up button, press START and then SELECT and the screen should clear up again. You game should be making a noise that sounds like... |
... A cell phone, after that turn your game off and crash the internet...
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...You will immidiately be sent to this Page in the Pokécommunity. There, you will...
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Talk to the letters until one says
'You will now go into a 3D world for 10 seconds' whilst in their you must pick up some poop, when you leave throw it at the letter that sent to there, it will now become an unown and run away, chase it. You will then appear... |
Inside Misaimed Crap that came from a Gighariant (Not explaining made up Pokemon this year). Say "She sell seashells by the super sissy s'up sea shore" Clearly 1,000,000 times in a row to become normal size, you find a grave that says: "Here lies Misty. Pissed of from Ash and Dawn's relationship and ended up marrying Tracey. Commited Scuicide. A not so Beloved Wife, Mother, Sister, and friend. Lived from <^v..,vdf to December, 20,2012. Don't RIP." After Celebrating the death of a rival, you... |
blew yourself up with a bomb. Then...
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...You come to be in Ash and Dawn's House. There, Ash's Pikachu will chase you. Run straight to...
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Oak, he will help you with his lvl 999999913253999 Eevee.
Then... |
...Chuck a Waterstone at it and it will evolve into Vaporeon. Pikachu will take it out in one shot with a Thunderbolt. Next you...
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make pikachu deliberately miss vaporeon with a THUNDER attack, next...
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go to sinnoh you will encounter a level 10 shiny mewtwo and fail to catch it next u have too....
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do a jig dressed like your mom and send out a-
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wet spongebob toy with a delta signal on it.whatever that is!
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...the Spongebob toy takes out a giant Pokeball and...
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Spogebob sends out a gigantic Patrick Star, who keeps singing, "I'M A GOOFY GOOBER, YEAH!!!!!!!" and then
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It kicks you to Kantoto (Kanto + Johto, Glitch mega city).
There you´ll find a zdmqhgm lvl. 19 (6th generation Pokémon) Catch it, train it to lvl 45, and it will evolve into... |
...a MASSIVE weadle which you stuf full of EXP. shares and then it...
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explodes in a large gush of squelchy inners
(ugh...) then... |
out from the ashes(gore?) of the dead weedle rose a big angry lvl.infinite fire-type beedrill with four fiery drills...
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Of Methane Gas... The Beedrill Fart out Methane and....
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...Gas you Unconcious. When you wake up, it's Sitting (Yes Sitting, not Flying) over a Tree. Chuck a Gravelerock at it and it will get Angered and...
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charge at you! Counter attack it with...
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A picture from your math teacher (OMG, WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!)
It will now... |
explode. now you rn away and find a lickylicky and it says....
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"Help, I'm actually a person! I got transformed into a Lickilicky!" to which you respond with
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"aghaeahghea!!!!!!"while running backwards away from him you trip over a rock then......
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...tumble down a hill into a pit of rare candies. Eat your way out and...
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the insanely high metabolism in your body caused by the tons of rare candy u eat makes u implode and disintegrate into nothingness...
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But a pinch of Salt.... Then a Mewtwo comes out and says....
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"I am king of the potato people" and tries to shoot you. You then...
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Battle it with any pokemon you have...
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Which all you have is Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader and Bob the Builder you send out Bob and then
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Smash a hammer in mewtwos eye which releases its
power to you when you become |
normal again... somewhat. A fire flower pops out of the ground, and you pick it up and throw it at Misty's ghost who has been stalking you :O
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Which warns you about dawns secret love for
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...magnets. Now that you know, Dawn pledges to hunt you down. She finds you and...
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glues you to the wall with magnets and gives you
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...her Piplup. You have to eat it. You reuse, and...
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...Ash appears and forces Dawn to remove the Magnets...You force Piplup back into Ash's hands and explained what happened. Then Ash Mortified...
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...kicks Piplup's shins. "How dare you force someone to eat you!?" Ash stomps away, leaving you and Dawn together for a deathfight...
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Picnick where out of nowhere emerges a Groudon roaring in a strange highpich voice...
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"SOMEONE MESSED WITH MY VOCAL CHORDS! NUUUUUUUU!"
It looks at Dawn and says "OMG YOUR PIPLUP IS EVOLVING!" |
...You, Dawn, Prinplup, and Groundon celebrate by singing "Potential Breakup Song" together, but get in a huge argument over who sang the best high-notes. Groundon towers over you and...
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Blasts you with Ember. You run around with your rear on fire for about five minutes...
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until you stumble upon Professor Oak who gives you....
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...a Pidgey. Just what you needed. Go back and challenge Groundon to a boxing match. Pidgey gets knocked out. You push Dawn into the ring and...
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Angry monkeys. Dawn is beat up while the Groudon laughs maniacally.
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...It breaks Prof. Oak's hearing aids, and you must escort him to the hospital to get new ones-completely ignoring Dawn who is...
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Running around in a chicken suit.
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...pondering where in heck she got that, you're suddenly snatched up and carried off by an Aerodactyl. It takes you to...
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A giant public restroom... where it tries to flush your head down the toilet. It fails and a Muk pops out of...
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...The toilet. "Excuse me, I was using this stall." Embarassed, you shove your hands into your pockets and shuffle to a group of bug catchers. You join them as they...
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Start shooting at Officer Jenny. You are mistaken for one of them so you are also placed under arrest.
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...But you're secretly the son of Harry Houdini. You break free of the handcuffs and hijack a police motorcycle. But your getaway plan is flawed- you forgot...
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Your pants. (not your underwear O_o just your pants...)
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lol. ...A friendly group of Caterpie bring you a manskirt they made themselves from leaves. You go along, but Team Rocket mistakes you for Tarzan and tries to...
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Stick you in a giant bottle for research. You ask why it's called "research", as if they were looking for you before.
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Then the Professer who has the Big nose gives Team Rocket a Paddle Pop (ice cream) then they tickle you with the Paddle Pop and...
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...oh no. They get to your chin, the most ticklish part of your body. You spaz forward violently and break out of the bottle. It awakens an irritated Charizard named...
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constipated who farts to kill everyone
in its wake just your luck it farts in |
...Your eyes. Madly running in blind circles, you remember how to get new eyes. You pull out your Gameboy and press...
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B to get xray eyes which see through
select to get bionic eyes which show shinies in the grass |
...Hazzah! It's a shiny Charmander! Throw an apple at it and it should invoke a heated discussion about...
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who is hotter dawn or may?
Charizard says speak puny or pay |
...You stutter May because Dawn is like a little sister to Ash. This gives Charizard an epiphany. You use this advantage to...
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To kick it in the shins to make
it collapse so you can shoot it in Its |
...ankle. He roars for his Charizard gang to come get you...
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Some cotton candy! The gang then merrily skips off and begins to...
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A large pizza to see if you
Will be there king. You deny because you are already the king of a gang of P.S:This really goes off topic now doesnt it I mean first post says everything must be able to be done in real game and this wont even happen inour dreams;D |
...Use the pizza as a flying saucer to take you to your gang of Drifloon up in the clouds. But while you were gone, a new leader arose. You leave to try to catch up with the Charizards, who are skipping off to the the Batcave. Offer your cotton candy to them and ask to join their gang. They say...
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Yeah we will blow up
the world and spin it back in time while playing to the world we spin you baby right round baby right round to show |
Then a Pikachu bites one of their heads off. You run away in terror and step on...
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a mudkip which hits you with a hyper beam, and you get all...
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...twichy. You can't stop blinking and stumble upon a colony of Bulbasaur. They give you a pill to help you, but it...
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transformed u into a ditto! soon, over the skies u see a shiny ho-oh lunged for u with its claws...
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so as a ditto you transform to a shot gun
and blow out its spleen which is the source of its power. At your knees ho-oh begs for your mercy and in return you you'll get a wish granted. You then wish for..... |
...an inner tube! You go on to pursue an old dream of swimming across the ocean. But a sea monster approaches...
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Punch em in nose and watch him as he scurrys off then you see something in the distance...
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...OMG IT'S A SPACE SHUTTLE WITH POKEMON ASTRONAUTS. Hurry over and sneak onboard. But Dawn appears and starts nagging you really loudly. Afraid someone'll see you, you...
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You hide cause dawn will look crazy
yelling at a ditto. But she was right to yell at you. Why didnt you wisg to become a human she says. Now Ill be a ditto forever unless...... |
... it transforms into Seviper. you go up to a Seviper and...
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