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I rainbow mew so the mew can give you
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a c4 to blow the team terrorist building then you...
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decide to get bored of pokemon and in your dreams they start haunting you so you get back into pokemon so
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team rocket starts singing opera and eating piza flavored corn dogs
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after they fall of a cliff they do that while they are doing that
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a squirrel kill meowth and then jessie's hair gets ruined and then//
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James falls asleep on a very angry mewtwo but before mewtwo can attack a
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fat snorlax comes and body slams him. james gets crushed, and then 6 darkrai's appear around you..
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so you make the snorlax fart and it kills all the darkrai then...
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Ya gag for a second, and puke up a...
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baby mudkip. it then has another mudkip and they say:
"mud" "kip" *goes on* then another says.. |
you are a wierdy person so you
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kiss jessie, and she murders you and sends you to hell again where you are surrounded by 10000000 midkips who all ask "so i herd you leik midkipz?"
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You scream "I HATE DA!" and attack the mudkips with a stick you found on the ground. They blow up like they do in Legend of Zelda, and you pick up hearts and pokedollars. You have to get out of hell by...
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dancing with a fat salamence
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you then are found between the sharp pokey things in the devil's pitchfork...
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and you kill him with a AK-47 you found on the wall.
Then you go up and see arceus and a magikarp fighting, and magikarp wins. Then you.. |
catch it and eat it for dinner, after that, you go and talk to a porygon who has lost his wallet o doom. you agree to go find it and he tells you that it is in temporal tower, you go there, only to find
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that a Salamance is guarding the entrance. You BBQ it and then...
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you find the wallet o doom, but just as you are about to leave, Dark dialga attacks you!
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but before it can blow you away with roar of time a dark Palkia comes to battle it and in the middle a white darkrai comes and
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Purifies everything. As the purification happened
the wallet..... |
Turns into the bomb o doom with a timer of 1 secound that would blow up everything
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Let everything blow up, and while everyone in the universe dies, "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" plays and you see a Lucario fighting an Umbreon...
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...Because Umbreon's Dark Attacks are effective against Lucario, Umbreon wins. Get yourself a Cannon and...
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FIRE UR LAZUR! By doing so, you then...
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you decide to find another shiny mew to send you back on time to stop the world form blowing up and
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Anyway, while you're looking for the Mew, the Umbreon that won the battle attacks you with strange, black fire... (which will continue to burn away at you until you're reduced to ashes, so don't get hit! O_O) |
...Occasionally, Umbreon will fire Blue Flames. Every 5th Blue Flame, walk into it. You need only walk into 1 of them. You will end up in...
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a spiderweb, and an Ariados is crawling slowly nearer... and there're an Altaria, a Tyranitar, a Marowak, and an Umbre/Espeon laughing their heads off at you... The Marowak jumps up and hits you with its bone and you fall, and the Tyranitar smashes you into a tree with its tail. O_o
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then you get rescued by pokemon ranger they ask you to find the manaphy egg and....
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you take it to the PokeCenter and store it in your pc. the ranger then asks for your myspace and five dollars. you give him...........
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Machine gun fire with an AK-47 in the gut and take his manphy egg after it hatched it grabs a bazzoka and shoots it at you so you
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run, he chases you. but the porygon appears and he's mad becaue you blew up his wallet, so he charges at you and fires a zap cannon, but you duck and it hits the pokemon ranger and turns him into a lump of pudding
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after the manaphy turns into a lump of pudding you eat it but it has missles as its choclete so you give it to the porygon so it won't |
...... blow up leaving you with chocolate pudding missles in akward places ....
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you then have to go to your house because tea is ready. Mario comes and eats all your spaghetti and says "letsa f***" you throw him out and...
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after mario gets hit the floating thing from super smash bors brawl comes and fire falls from the heavens you throw out your only water pokemon a dead magikarp with splash but splash when a magikarp is dead has a special effect it is
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a giant fat guy burst out of the earth and lands on your opponent. mario dies and you find anothe wallet o doom, the porygon takes it and he blows up, leaving behind...
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A giant Marshmallw Man!
http://www.bwog.net/uploads/staypuft-marshmallow-man.jpg In order to defeat it, you must... |
That throws up a marshmellow type arcues so you catch it trade it for
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...use the marshmallow type Arceus to trade for a drunken Kecleon. You use it to... |
Beat arcues to a polp then after the kecleon doed that it dies from drunkeness so you catch the arcues again so you can eat it for desert then after you eat it
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the kecleon comes back to life and eats your pants, you freak out and kick it n the butt, It grows giant and sends you to...
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AND Sends you to the bottom of the earth you see a new pokemon called
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dancing batman, you catch it and it starts to dance, angering kyogre, who sends you back to the drunk kecleon
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YOu get annoyed so much with the drunk kecleon you send out dancing batman to use dancing hydro hyper zap blast then it
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he goes crazy and kills you
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But you come back to life and posses a body that nobody uses so you can use it then you
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eat the kecleon and climb up mt. coronet
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and see an Arcanine guarding the top...
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of the staircase that leads to arceus. He then attacks you with ...
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Fire Blast and then Arcanine jumps on you...
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and the kecleon appears and eats him
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But inside the stomach of kecleon the arcnine uses fire blast again and it burns its intestines you then make it to Arcues and this 1 is shiny and 50 feet high and bigger than all the other pokemon
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grants you one wish and it is...
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To be able to summon 3 more wishes then you wish for 3 more wishes after the first wish so you have 5 wishes
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so you wish for a better life, it was one down and you also wish for...
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the deadly kecleon to attack someone else. At that point ...
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you wish to have all the food in the world and then ask for an unlimited amount of wishes but you have to be serious then you
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ask arceus to send you to the pokemon center, but he messes up and send you to the island of the aiien fat guys
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catch one with a premier ball and let it fght the others when you lose you go to a pokémon center where you...
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first came from and a man told you too...
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eat a lugia while dancing on top of rayquaza's head
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while eating a bananna. then arceus kills you and then uses a wish to become invincible and..
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arceus takes over the world with the help of his sidekick, Glitchy the porygon z. you come back from the dead and try to stop him
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but lose so you ask mew to beat arcues and mew does at lv 1 vs an arcues lv 100 but mew used sheer cold and beat arcues in 1 hit so you
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start choking glitchy, but he is a porygon z , so he does not need air
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so then you go buy an apple and put a vuplix...
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in glitchy's pie he eats it then...
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you take the rest to a mountain up in a sky where...
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many dark clouds gather and a skarmory flies at you...
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and brings a pokeball which you have to...
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swallow whole and do ten cartwheels...
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while reciting the Esperanto alphabet backwards...
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and then regigigas stomps on you and you...
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... Grow as big as the Regigias and pull out all of the six circles on its body that look like Traffic Lights and then you ...
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get hit by an very inexplicable and large rock, causing you to forget everything that has happened for hundreds of posts, when suddenly...
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the three legendary birds come and uses the tri attacks, Blizzard, Thunder, and Fire Blast...
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And blew up the intire place...
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and when an Alazam came by the legendary birds flew away...
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and shoop da whooped on Alakazam.
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and alakzam uses psychic on you and you get a crazy bad headache...
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but a Kadabra came by and used hypsosis...
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on you so you won't feel it then a magikarp comes along and beats the senses out of the Kadabra and Alakazam with 1 splash then you wake up and
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Celebi is looking right at you.
Punch it in the face, and it will start to cry. Suicune will come to kick your eh.."Buttox" But before it does so, use your... |
pokenav to call your mummy to let her know...
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That you need 15 sandwiches.
they will come via plane .00000000000001 seconds later, and use the sandwiches by... |
giving them to the magikarp and destroy the world but once magikarp uses splash again the space time continume gets messed up and everything goes back to normal and you say
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"oh me hungry". u grab a cherry-looking fruit that is apparently lying on the ground without realising that its a sleeping cherrim...
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When you try to eat it, cherrim wakes up and uses sleep powder and then..................
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..."where am i....oh...im on a dream....i wish im a human"....
but instead ash showd up and tried to catch it.... then suddenly it woke up... |
then cherrim ate the pokeball yum
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You followed to cherrim and reached the jungle and suddenly a beedrill appeared and.............
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the beedrill looks like funny haha...laughs at it...haha....then....
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it chases you with its poison sting and you keep on running until you see a charmender sitting...........
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you accidentaly kicked the chamander but charmander didn't noticed that 'twas you..so
it chased the funny looking beedrill...then.. |
hide under the rock Charmander was sitting on because...
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you thought the beedril would attack charmander but they end up both attacking you and once they are done you look like
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the rock charmander used to sit on. A tropius, from out of nowhere, landed on top of u, reducing u to nothing but a pile of dust. The wind blows u away to...
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