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you start crying silver tears, and suddenly lucario starts breathing. You
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(Nice! I didn't want him to die. ._.)
Help him up, and he thanks you... another Umbreon (not the one that Lucario died to save, this one's a female) comes out of the bushes and hugs him. The male Umbreon, confused at all this, just stares... And he vanishes, going back to his own world. The female Umbreon kisses Lucario and also vanishes. Lucario turns to you, and says "We came to tell you that you have to save this world from the Shredder. (yes the SHREDDER!) Take this... this is the only weapon that can defeat him. And when you do, capture him." He gives you a Kunai and a Safari ball, and vanishes like his brother and his mate. (XD this is funny.) |
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The shredder comes with his minion, the evil lawn mower from Pikachu's Pikaboo (the special episode that comes with the PKMN 4ever DVD). They attack you with all of their weapons and knives. (note: a picture of the evil lawn mower is in the attachments if you want see him.) Now you decide to call in...
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Itachi Uchiha, who's too lazy (and too gorgeous), and sends out Shadow Lugia who blasts the Shredder and his evil minion. Then the Shadow Lugia decides to rebel as Itachi goes home until a group of pokemon called the...
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Team Meanies stabs Shadow Lugia and Itachi and drowns them both in a lake. They help you take down the Shredder. You capture him with the same Safari Ball Lucario gave you. But you forgot about a certain someone. The evil lawn mower ambushes you and Team Meanies. The evil lawn mower is about to kill you until...
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Shadow Lugia and Itachi come back (somehow with the help of the Mangekyo) and they discombabulate (not sure how to spell it, who cares) the Evil Lawn Mower, and takes out the evil in it, which certain raichu who leads the dark side steals, but we're not getting into that. Then Itachi finally goes home and the Shadow Lugia decides to lead an army of zombies high on sugar to destroy the world but a new pokemon has appeared...
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who is actually a level 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999(A MILLION YEARS LATER OF REPEATING)9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999(AN ETERNITY LATER OF REPEATING)99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Missingno. who plots to destroy the world. You are powerless because he uses psychic powers and you can't move. But a level 6 Charmander comes and TRIES to help you. The Missingno will...
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Randomly detonate. You hear laughing and a Raichu comes out from behind it riding a GIANT CLAY PIDGEOT!
He laughs and says "No need to thank me." But then, he... |
was bored so he decides to plant a bomb underground of Saffron City...
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XD But then an angry Zangoose pops up and starts yellin at 'im.
"DID YOU PUT A BOMB UNDER THE CITY AGAIN?!" "Yes. And the problem with that? You just don't see the beauty of this, do you?" "Pfft. TRUE beauty stands the test of time!" "Nuh-uh!" "Uh huh!" "Not." "Too!" "Not" "Too" And then a random Natu pops up and says "NATU!" |
You put a message on the natu and use it like a carrier pigeon. Then...
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A giant snorlax chases you because...
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It has problems with depression, so you cheer it up by giving it a...
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..Ham sandwich, it then thanks you by kicking you all the way to...
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well....he kicks you but you ain't going nowhere
you kick him back suddenly he farts and.... |
THAT blows up the city. There were screams like 'Evacuate!' everywhere and it was on the news.
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The Raichu I mentioned before goes crazy and goes on a "blow stuff up randomly" rampage, so you have to team up with his angered partner, Zangoose.
You get Raichu to calm down by attempting to poke out his robotic eye, which snaps him back into reality. Then, you have to... |
High five Zangoose, then eat him.
Raichu will go WTF!? and douse you with gasoline. he will try to light you on fire. stop him by... |
Pouring water over yourself with a hose you got from...
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the FBI. The Raichu shouts "OMFG! OMFG! OMFG! OMFG!" Suddenly a group of four came. "Onix?" "Magmar! Maa-ma-magamar!!!" "Farfetch'd! Faarrrrrrr----fetch'd?" "GararararararCHOMP!"
"O!" "M!" "F!" "G!" What the heck... "We came to rule the world and we want to------" *rumble noises can be heard from all over the world.* The sky is falling! screamed a small chicken. Now your only choice is to... |
bow down to the chicken (which is actually a Torchic). Everything goes back to normal and the Raichu turns back into Deidara, who is mobbed by fangirls and the dragged back to the Akatsuki by Itachi. Then the Torchic decides to invade the world with its weapon of mass obliteration (O.o). The only way to stop ot is to...
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Go convince an evil Mewtwo to help you. He calls his army of Dark Pokemon, and one of his followers, a Flygon who laughs like a crazy person, tortures the poor torchic.
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..until it explodes and sets every thing on fire...
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But then they hear something. "I am SO stronger than you! I am Pikachu Uzumaki!! Believe it!!! I'll kill ya all in no time!!!!"
"Not!" mumbles the Flygon. "He sounds like a drunken cowboy." You summon Itachi. Itachi was in a good mood and was high on sugar and turned on Mangekyo... looking straight at Torchic, who you discover is still alive. "Welcome to Itachi Land! We have really good rides for you. How about the Hall of Screams? Torchic was falling continuouisly without stopping and screaming. Then Torchic was finished. That should take care of you! And Itachi went home, having a satisfied smile on his face. |
but then that special missingo comes and then the lv 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 forever 0 then 1 magikarp comes and they face of and then missingo uses hyper beam hydro cannon, Frenzy Plant, Blast Burn, Zap Cannon, Volt Tackle, Sheer Cold, Rock Wreaker, and all the OHKO moves and giga Impact
on magikarp and magikarp doesssssssss.. splash which then kills missingo and all its moves |
Then you drown if deep water from the explsion.
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A voice speaks you saying "Go back up there, you're not wanted here." And you miraculously wake up and scream "I'M ALIVE!!!" And then Pewter City randomly explodes because...
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Shadow Lugia did not pay attention when Itachi said "Don't play with matches!" and now all of Kanto was going to blow up.
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A random Absol and a Weavile appear and start killing random people (the Absol stabbing them and the Weavile removing their hearts. O_O)
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now you have to cry, until mama appears and kills the bad weavile with a pan.
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Absol said, "Aw come on! Yo mama's so cheap I could buy her off of eBay for less'n a dollar!"
Then a missingno comes and teleports everyone to down under. "Whassup doc?" a random voice said. |
You hear Absol's voice "Oh my JASHIN! What the heck's going on?!"
At which point the only thing you can think of to defeat this Absol is to blow him up and bury him in a hole. D: But there's also the issue of how the heck you'll be able to SEE, and you wonder what else is lurking in the darkness... |
But a candle lit. "Whassup ma homey?" You saw a kangaroo. "Welcome to down under my homies!"
Then he was vigorously stomping flat on Absol until he coughed out blood. But then you saw the missingno. It wrote down all of its plans on a... |
Dread Plate, which you tried to grab but was afraid to because it was from Missingno, but then a voice behind you says...
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"I is the Cookie Monster!" and a blue puppet with freakishly large googly eyes will appear and attack you by bashing your Pokemon on the head with a shovel. Defeat the Cookie Monster and FLY to Antarctica where you will be greeted by a...
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Giant iceberg, with the Absol sitting on it.
"You should know better than to try to dispose of me that way," he says. "I am immortal, given my strength by a great Darkrai named Jashin." He laughs and breaks the screen of your DS with his scythe. |
You black out only to here the same voice, "Back so soon? I TOLD YOU YOU'RE NOT WANTED HERE!!!" Then you wake up and see your DS smashed and go on a rampage with... bananas.
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Absol is standing in front of you, eating a banana, and just before it wants to eat u too, kaptain kirk comes and beemes you up!
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Absol runs while you're gettin the carp (I meant that. I mean carp, not crap. XD) beaten outta you by everyone on board.
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Then the banana absol was eating ate absol.
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now jump out of a window, and wait until taxi-deoxys comes to pick you up...but be careful that absol is not following you!
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'If' Deoxys has a flat tire, go to mount Coronet by skateboard, nothing else. and hug 500 Snover once there....
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appears a mirror with you inside as an ice-statue. kiss it, and now there is going to appear a black, small,
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Urn, grab into it, there's 1 on 2 chnace you hand get severed off, but take the challenge and a birhgt sparkling .....
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Bunny. The bunny says it's hiding from the Absol, because Absol wants to kill him as a sacrifice to Jashin. <_<
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So then you pick it up and go here absol here eat the bunny...
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But then the bunny does kung fu on you and you here the very same voice, "ARE YOU STALKING ME?!!! GET BACK UP THERE!!! YOU DON'T BELONG IN ITACHILAND!!!" Then Itachi kicks you out of his park and you wake up only to find a monster truck with a gangster pichu heading towards you. You...
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scream MOMMY!! I"M AN INTEREXIC COW!!! Big mistake. The Pichu jumped out and tried to eat you. But a flying...
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Umbreon with HUGE bat wings accedentally hits you out of the way. One eye is yellow and sunken, the other eye is red with three extra pupils circling the main one.
A Ninetales that's holding a ball of electricity charges the Umbreon, who responds with immersing one of his front paws with a different form of electricity, which chitters like birds calling. |
Damn, that's imaginative!
Oh, uh, I mean... The Batbreon & Ninetales clash at full power, resultin in the Big... |
No, it isn't. <_< It's not MY idea, I just put Masashi's characters as Pokemon. <_<
Wait... Bang. The universe explodes, and you think "Oh damn, not again!" |
Well, still very colorful. If that isn't a good cheat, I don't know what is.
Anywho... After the universe explodes, you are taken back to the start screen, only with a Chimchar on the screen. You press up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, to make... |
An option for Omega Super Cool Awesome Really Really Hard Mode to appear which you press to find yourself starting the game with the pokemon...
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And when you wake up, you find yourself... |
in harry potters arms, practising wingardium leviosa. wait until a fat geodude eats harrys glasses, and then follow the escaping geodude.
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Then you realize there's a freaky looking thing on your shoulder, right where the Salamence bit you. <_< You decide to go to the pokemon center... and being the idiot you are you accidentally capture yourself...
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by walking into team galactic's bottomless pit... which you find out that it is not bottomless and full of tacos O_o
you haven't eaten breakfast, you are starving!!!! but the freaky weirdo thing on your shoulder eats all the tacos. then..... |
The Salamence appears and tells you to join him, he has marked you as his...
Otherwise, another army of tacos will devour you! :O |
you join the salamence. then he shall invite you to a tea party at his grandma's house. at the tea party you eat grandma and then salamence will say...
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"Thanks for that, she was annoying"...
You then have to go to the safari zone to capture a Kangaskan with a Sassy nature... |
then the freaky shoulder weirdo comes and blames you for its indegestion(from the tacos) Kangascan sees it then screams "EEEEEeeeeep!"
then..... |
The salamence gets ticked off and removes his mark from your shoulder.
"I didn't know I could do that" is what he says... But you have to stop the Kangaskan from crushing... |
a poor little seedot that it thinks is the (dead) shoulder creature. Kangaskan stomps the seedot flat. then the seedot transforms into Misty (wearing a hawt gangsta jacket and a miniskirt O_o)
then she calls Kangaskan.... |
"Paris Hilton"... Which makes you run in the opposite direction screaming in terror.
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you run smack into the Eiffel Tower! then you caught a nearby slowpoke to teach you french. he says "repeat after me. hola madame senorita!"
you say " hola senorita madame" then slowpoke gets mad because.... |
You called him madame when he's actually a guy O.o He hires the same raichu who drops a clay bomb on the Eiffel tower. It's collapses and a piece is heading towards you...
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And a Mewtwo blasts it outta the way for some reason. You look around and realize that there are SIX of him! :O
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They all fused and said, "I spared you, mortal! Now fight me! The Shredder was such a failure to lose to you! I'm his boss!"
Uh-oh. It was time to... |
Runnnnn! The Mewtwo snaps his fingers (I know Mewtwo doesn't exactly have fingers, but work with me, okay?) and a Gardevoir appears, with huge wings made entirely of paper.
You send out a Charmander and attempt to light her on fire. |
but you find out that Charmander was level 6 and he fails. Mewtwo has weapons sticking out of his own body! The weapons were similar to the evil lawn mower.
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...However, the Weapons are a dud. Just made to Intimidate you. You recognise this and then...
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you give him a big spanking! Then you capture him with a Safari Ball. But an evil...
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...Jirachi stops you in your Tracks...
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and teleports eight pokemon around you... A Raichu with hair swept over his left eye, a Zangoose with scorpion's poison, a cannibalistic Sceptile, an Absol with an exceptionally large head-scythe, a Weavile with a golden necklace, an Umbreon with dragons wings and tail, a Swampert with a giant sword, and a Lucario with crimson eyes. The Gardevoir also steps forward, and says "Release my Leader... or die."
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then you take out yourself ??? type pokemon and use ??? beem. you are then sent to a game show! you have to beat jirachi to win.
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You send out the Mewtwo you caught earlier. He splits into six again and easily defeats Jirachi.
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jiraichi asks you the worst question ever:
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"Hey, do you got diapers? Yo pants are leaking." Die! You send out the Shredder that you captured earlier in the thread and eliminates Jirachi once and for all.
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Then you have a party but jurachis mama is there
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and then it will start raining, and you will have to perform the song "Singing in the Rain" afterwards...
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Mewtwo says he started the rain. Then *poof*! He dissapears!
Then you must press A, B, A, L, R, B, A to... |
... do the CHANSEY DANCE!
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But then it starts raining fire and you need to...
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Find the magical amulet to stop it.
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but mewtwo disappeared with it so you have to get the reverse umbrella from......
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lucario, who appears in front of you.
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He says to get the amulet u have to defeat him with a lv 68 pidgey.
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The pidgey and you work together to form a tornado that was too big and blows away lucario, you, and the pidgey.
You land... |
on a pile of psyduck dolls
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Which you have to water with the Pink Sprayduck item from D/P which is only obtainable in the Super Special awesome editions of D/P
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Then after 17 years of it not growing, use your charmander and blow the whole region up...
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and then build a house on a cloud.
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Where Captain Crunch comes down from his pirate ship and explodes the whole region.
After the explosion, Arceus emerges from the black abyss asking one final question: Restart Game? Y/N |
You say "Yes" to be taken to one of Jupiter's moons, where Deoxys asks you....
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would you like to buy some rubber kneecaps
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you say yes then after you get them you start falling back to earth and you land on the rubber kneecaps which saves your life
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then after 2 hours, charizard appears and wants you to eat the kneecaps WITHOUT ketchup.
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But you use a Masterball to catch Charizard who says... |
... That's it's a national Atlantian holiday called B'durba Day. You then...
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...buy yourself and charizard an icecream cone, but...
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