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Pancake with a nose... You continue to play on the see-saw.
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Before a pokemon called drazirahc comes and hits you with a slash you go flying and land in a pile of Dratini poo which....
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stinks a lot.drazirahc follows you, but citolim rescues you, so
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drazirahc has a tantrum and starts breeding with citolim and makes draziolim which is confused because they were both female pokemon thenn a ottid comes out and starts.....
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a war with every Pokemon alive. They fight in Final Tower and it collapses on top of...
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Lugia who blasts everyone with Psychic, rendering them into babies.
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Who then starts a fight with anitirag with is tottally backwards and starts a fight with lugia which kicks it's butt and goes flying and lands in the dratini poo....
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The babies fly in all directions and the screen flickers, later, there is a prompt box saying "akjfndg sngjksgn ibnsjkgn sgn jsj?" with lugia in the background. Press A and B rapidly until the lugia distorts and...
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Blows up your game so you have to start it all over agin(Didn't really do much)
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Go to the store and buy the game, and you'll have three starter choices: Entei, Raiku, and Suicune. Pick Raiku. Now...
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beat gary and his suicune, after that you run for your life, because he turns
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into a GIANT PANCAKE!!!! Keep running, but you will hit AN...
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snorlax, which makes YOU look like a pancake, because it uses you as a pillow.
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The pancake runs to you, but the Snorlax gets up and eats it! You take this chance and run away to...
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Viridian forest,but you get lost so you....
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sit there, in this godforsaken forest, and wait until someone rescues you. suddenly a big, fat,
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Milotic tells you you can hitch a ride on it. You do and it takes you to Stooplis City. Go under and catch a Relicanth, Clampearl, and Chinchou. Evolve the Chinchou into Lanturn.. Now...
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and then Nidoking comes along and challenges you to a battle,but you realize a wild oddish stole your pokemon,so then you...
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Dive with lanturn to the underwater city next to the pokemon-rock anywhere in sinnoh.
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Now surf to Cinnabar Island. Surf up and down the coast, then catch an 'M. Teach it Fly and fly to...
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.....Viridian forest,But the angry nidoking follows you so you shoot it with a spartan laser which has no effect,but then
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it runs against a wall and is dead. finally.
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Eat some chicken. Now fly to...
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Proffesor Ivys house,where she will ask you to
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catch a Shiny Dragonite and give it to her. YOu sucker punch her and...
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shes dead,too! bad day, but **** happens. you go to oak, and he tells you that
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you are a great trainer and have killed his rival, Ivy. He'll give you a Shiny Charmander, which cannot die and you cannot get rid of. Yaaay! Now...
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you chop the charmanders head to see if its true.
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But Ivy is not dead then she gets a Deoxys and hyerbeams you for punching a woman
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But you hold up the Immortal Charmander to take the hit! It uses Pulse Bomb on the Deoxys and it dies. Its moveset is
Slash Ember Flamethrower Pulse Bomb (From Dragonstone, 255 Power, dragon type, 100 accuracy). Evolve it into a shiny Charmeleon. Now... |
it kills Ivy and you finally can go home for eating some chocolate.
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Pat your Charmeleon on its head. It'll bite your hand. Whack it with a Crowbar to teach it to respect its trainer!
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Then undead Ivy comes along and sends out an army ofsteel/ghost type blisseys to attack you.
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Use your Charmeleon (It can't die) and make it use Pulse bomb. It'll evolve into Shiny Charizard. Keep making it use Pulse Bomb (Pulse Bomb has 50 PP btw)
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and undead Ivy is buried under rocks. bad luck.
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The blisseys are all gone, so go and Exorcise Ivy!!! You have Exorcised Ivy. She'll never rise again again! Now...
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your mum calls you for having dinner. you eat pieces of Ivy.
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Yum Yum. Feed your Charizard the head. Now...
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you ride on charizard to cloud´s end. there you wait 3 hours, until
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A Swablu the size of North America comes out! You engage it in battle. It is shiny! USe pulse bomb. It won't faint. Use a OMG ball on it.
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But then Ivys head possesses Charizard and he shakes you off,and then the swablu uses zap cannon on you..buuuuuuuuut
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you catch it with your masterball. now fly to another galaxy and
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A giant rayquaza eats your head. the end......or is it?
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You posess the Rayquaza and then...
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you are the master, everyone fears you! muhaahaa! go and kick everyones butt.
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Now, go eat Pallet town! After you ate Pallet Town, you must...
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Try to stop that cute giant FROSLASS from Ice beaming you
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So you go and eat the Froslass and you win! Now...
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The Froslass uses ice beam on your heart,and she controls you know.....PHEAR FROSLASS!
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But then you digest the Froslass and your heart thaws. You're in control again!
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But then Froslass turns your stomach acid to ice and takes control again
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((BTW DIGESTION is total obliteration. Nothing survives digestion.)) Doesn't mater. THe heat of your body melts it and compoletely, utterly, and totally digests the Froslass.
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But then a Uber 1337 Snorlax comes and digests you.the end.
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but this cheat never ends, so the leet snorlax dies and you hop on yoshi and ride into the sunset
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Until Yoshi Bucks you off, eats you and you come out the rear end...As an Egg. Switch your game off for 3 Days. Switch it back on (You can Adjust Time and Date on the DS). You will Hatch and Yoshi will have disappeared.
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The you get sucked into the game and are surrounded by male Gardeviors and female machamps.....
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Suddenly, A weighted companion cube (WCC) appears next to you,
so, make it angry towards the Male gardeviors and Female Machamps so it stabs them while thier backs are turned... Once all the pokemon are stabbed, Take WCC to littleroot town and... |
Take the Dragonair Bus straight to New Bark Town.
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Once your in New bark town, Trade the WCC for a cyndaquil from PRo. Elm.
The WCC will stab him, but just ignore it. train Cyndaquil to lv. 542, and then... |
Cyndaquil will stand on it's Hind Legs and say:
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Myuu.....then you realize its a mew! then you battle it and it farts.
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Then eat it.
Mew's energy will give you the ablity to transform. transform into wonder woman and use your manly girl powers to destroy a twinkie factory. Twinkie will fly everywhere, so what you do is... |
Spit out mew,then it slaps you and tells Mewtwo and Darkrai on you. they hyper beam and dark pulse you.
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Then you turn into a Giant Pancake and now you're playing Pancakemon Maple Syrup version the starters are Panmander, Frypanirtle and Cake-e-saur.
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but.....someone eats you and panmanny or watever his name is..
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mommy comes rescues you! then you run, because
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she is a fat deoxys in disguise wearing a pink hello-kitty apron and she is wearing pecha berry perfume which...
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Burns your face off!then he.....she.......it gives you the ugly ticket
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you go to ugly island, where you find the biggest
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fat guy in the world! he tries to sit on you.... and he does!
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He farts right in your face.
slap him. he cries because he feels he's unloved because of his weight, so make him happy by making him lose 43024238948293076916846490327401749261365492376476 pounds. then, when he's super star muscle guy, make cake and- |
Shove it down Palkias mouth..........then palkia steps on you and you get the flat ticket
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Go to flat land, and rats will surround you.
they will explode if you don't give them cake. since you shoved it down palkia's throat, go back to ugly land and get eaten by palkia. find the cake by going into palkia's... |
stomache (how is it spelled?). where you find a lonely shelder.eat the shelder then you will find cake in....
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Palkia's liver.
Pick up the cake and pick up the bazooka in the gallbladder. Use it to explode your way out of palkia. Throw up shellder. It should be green. Use surf on it to go back to flat land. give the rats the cake and they will... |
Dance and fart. so kill them, and make mario do 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 push ups
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Then turn your game off and back on,and all your pokemn will be lvl 100 with 999999 in every stat,so you
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make them beat the crap outta each other.
when your indigo snorlax is the winner, ride to virdian city and... |
Find a hot Gardivior and it teleports you to sinnoh where you catch a suicune and a mewtwo.then you all
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Eat some pie which summons MegaMunchlax
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Which mewtwo kills with a tree
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You get angry and flush your game boy down the toilet. Retrieve it and you will be in Cinnabar with a lv. 1...
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lvl 100 Caterpie,which evolves into a green Pidgeot
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Go hypo and eat you deoxy's plush toy. You get angry and go to...
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Viridian forest,where a 313337 nidoqueen is waiting to pwn you for killing nidoking,so you
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Take it on. Sinse you have no Pokemon anymore, you're going to have to battle it yourself. A wild and very anoyed Nidoqueen appeared! Trainer send out... well... Let the battle begin!
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Nidoqueen used sit on you!,so you
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Trainer used Flail! It's not very effective... Foe Nidoqueen used Thrash! It's super effective! Trainer used Flail! It's not very effective... Foe Nidoqueen fainted! Trainer gained 9999 Exp. Points! Trainer grew to level 4! What Trainer is evolving!
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Congratulations! Trainer evolved into a Giant Pancake!
Da da da dum! Trainer learned Maple Syrup! Da da da dum! Trainer also learned Hot Cakes! |
Then a random Bidoof super fangs your head
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And you use maple syrup and drown the crappy thing in sticky, delisious syrup!
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Which it manages to eat its way out of and clamps back on to your head.
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Once again, you drown it....
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and it disolves into seeds which grow into...
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A POKEMON EGG THAT ALWAYS HATCHES iNTO ANOTHER POKEMON EGG! D:
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so you dont hatch it, you use it for baking a cake. mjam.
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You cut the cake but a swellow flies out
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and you are angry, because the cake is gone. EAT THE SWELLOW!!!
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And now a Bebarel hyper fangs your hean and wont let go,even if you try to drown it,and you evolve into......Bebking,you are trying to learn the move uglyfusion,but you have 4 moves,so you...
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delete your save file and start again, unfortunatly, Giratina in origin form decides to punish you for resetting, so he makes you eat rotten dirt
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