![]() |
(A twist in the story) Suddenly a mewtwo (with a corrupted mind) returns and challenges you to fight with with all your pokemon. First goes Charizard and uses...............
|
Biatch Slap, which knocks it down to 1 hp and is Paralyzed. Throw a pokeball at it. You capture it. Now..
|
release it into the wild while standing at exactly...
|
in the middle of Mewtwo's hometown, you notice 100 mewtwo chase after so you...
|
Open the Pokemon Page a level 100 Mew will have replaced your 5th pokemon, release it and it will kill Mewtwo, however the Safari Zone guy comes up and Ressurects it and it transforms into Mewthree, then you...
|
kill the safari zone guy and all the mewtwo's and mewthree's disappear, you then find a way to...
|
revive a mewthree. Then send it to purchase a Hot Dog from the nearest Gym Guy . . .
|
But the gym guy kills the mewthree and eats it for breakfast, now you must get your revenge by...
|
forcing the Gym Guy to battle. Beat him soundly with your weakest pokemon before . . .
|
the time runs out, however, you fail miserably and are forced to go back to the mushroom kingdom and ask bowser for a loan. This does not go well with him and he...
|
welds your backpack zippers together so you can't use any items or pokemon. To fix this, go to Cerulean City where . . .
|
Someone will fix it for a small price. When you go to him to pay him your soul, you find out you lost it on your way to Cerulean, now you have to back track to...
|
Oldale Town in the Hoenn Region where you MUST...
|
Get yourself a date with may! But it seems that someone is already goin out with her. And you must find him. And he is;....
|
Harry Potter oh, no! You Jump at his back and try to
|
Figure out how to get away. You pause the game and run down to a gamers shop and buy a walkthrough for the game. You start up the game and use a potion on harry. It burnshis eyes and he runs off, tears leaking from his emty eye sockets. Happy with what you've done, you...
|
go and ask may for a date, but she got fainted when she saw what happend to harry.
|
She slaps you on the face and runs to tell her dad. Then the whole region lines up to slap you on the face.
|
2 days later, without teeths and some feeling in your face, you sit in a corner and cry. may comes and
|
yells: "you litte sooky crap!" then she kicks you in the crouch. You scream while she does it over, and over, and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
|
then the biggest monter comes to help you: MOMMY!!! she kicks may´s butt and
|
then it start's to kick your extremly busted crouch. Eventuly, it, well, you know... falls off.
|
O.O you run to the next hospital, try to ignore the people, which are staring at you and
|
beg the doctor to sew it back on. He does that but then may rushes in and screams: "NOOOOO!"
She grabs it, (YUCK!) and rips it off and feeds it to her poochyena (YUCK YUCK YUCK!) |
the poochyena suddenly has horrible hedache and its belly is grówling and hurting.
|
your crouch loves you to much but' it's gone mentle! You battle it. It hits you with urine bubblebeam. You faint. May laughs and steals your crouch. Thus begining the race against time. Before May gives it to groudon!
DUH DUH DUH DUUUUHHH! |
groudon is friendlier than many people think, it cleans it and gives it with best wishes back to you.
|
May chucks a tantrum and crys like she does in every Pokemon episode. (OMFG) She shoots groudon and throws a master ball at your crouch.
|
it runs away and hides in your trousers.
|
It trys to hide. The master ball hits you in the knackers. You double over yelling. (trust me, that would hurt!) You crouch runs from the pain. May chases it.
|
you try to follow them, but you cant walk anymore. may has your crouch and starts eating it. (yuck)
|
She swallows, then she's sick. It's still in one peice. She gets mad and begins to raise her fott above it. "CROUCH! USE URINE PUMP!" May gets flung back you and your crouch run. She gives chase.
|
you run home and lock the door behind you! Finally reunited! your crouch is bach there where it has to be.
|
But then May randomly leaps through the window in a volley of glass. She grabs hold of your crouch with her teeth (yuck!) your crouch yells in pain.
|
you take your sword and cut off her head. DIE!!!
|
you are then chased by every person in the entire region. They are wielding...
|
(o.o I'll go ahead and pretend previous posts with said crotch didn't happen. o.o)
Dead chickens. They hit you over the head with them, and you can only escape by... |
Shooting them, you then are arrested and taken to Vermillion Jail.
|
then suddenly, your cellmate explodes for no reason, allowing you to escape.
However, vermillion jail is out in the ocean near vermillion city. so, you fall in sharpedo-filled waters. eat them, and swim to jhoto... |
Where you must go to Professor Elm's lab where he will talk to you in Latin no-matter what version you are playing, then the game will reset...
|
You will find yourself in the safari zone with a level 50 whismur that eats people, the only way to escape is to force feed it 99 potions and a...
|
barrel of TMs. This must include at least 10 of TM0...
|
0: *****slap. then the whismur runs around and
|
trips on a random pebble. You laugh.
|
then you throw your masterball and try to catch it
...here we go again cobja :) |
YOU FAIL BECAUSE THIS WHILSMUR IS REALLY YA MUM IN A SUIT. SHE SHOOTS IN THE CROUCH.
Here we go.... again.... |
You loose your consciousness
...poor crouch...again... |
when you regain consiousness, you are magically in the world of...
|
no crouches.... you sit in the dark and cry.
|
A random Beezal (a baby Buizel with a floatation sac hanging from its neck like a collar) walks up to you and tells you not to be sad. You are then invigorated, and promise that you will never leave Beezal behind, ever. Beezal is now completely immortal. If at any point Beezal is forgotten, you automatically lose the entire game. Walk with Beezal to...
|
isn't it buizel?
anyway, you can't even remember 5 minutes ago so, you forget it..... |
and go to mommy. she is sitting there, talking to a crouch.
|
You then go on a rampage, destroying ALL crouches. This is a pokemon never-ending cheat, dude. You are then confronted by a giant...
(btw Beezel is my idea, I thought of it myself and thought it would be good) |
geodude, sucking you into is stomach. yuck...
|
it's rocky crouch scraps off your face (yuck) and you bleed to death.
|
so, you are dead once again. wow, more luck than a cat. so you fly to heaven and meet chuck norris.
|
Chuck Norris actually turns out to be a Gengar. To regain your life, you must defeat the Chuck Norris Gengar, using nothing more than...
|
a pancake. so you bake one, throw it into his face and
|
he suffocates. unfortunately for you, he also spontaneously combusts. You must then escape on the flying pokemon called...
|
charizard ♥♥♥ you fly to kanto, hoping to find
|
A legendary potato, however all you find is...
|
a legendary tomato, so you go to
|
make lendgendary ketchup, so you do.
I comes alive and drowns you with it's croutch (o_o") you wind up in lavander town, so you... |
go to the top of the tower and fly downwards to the cheesburger shop...
|
Where a deranged man begins telling you stories of the world of Humans then he faints and the police crew arrive, one will come up to you and ask what happen. Say Yes (It won't let you say anything else), he will say thank you that's really helpful and then leave.
|
The derranged man gets confused and attacks you. You get on a bird pokemon and try to fly away. But he follows you on a Pidgeotto and you must battle him to make him understand.
|
you use ice beam and freeze him, so he falls back to the floor.
|
then send out your indigo snorlax on top of him.
he plunges to the ground and explodes. He destroys Kanto. fly to hoenn, so you can catch a lv. 9000 rainbow wurmple for... |
your torchick who wants to eat...
|
nothing but flaming wurmples with a sauce of...
|
Ho-oh brains, so your torchic throws a rock at you..
|
So you pull out your bomb...
|
and a lvl 1,000,0000 Jigglypuff grabs your neck and gets out a knife...
|
You can choose between saying "AHH!" or "CHAV!!", if you say "AHH!"...
|
the jigglypuff will shove a tomato down your throat...
|
And you will become a thread which had no posts in it for 4 days. Post in this thread. your post must have an exact length of...
|
... a deformed Skorupi eating a...
|
Megaphone, if you pick chav, another thread will pop up, read the first post...
|
and quickly spam until you are....
|
being beaten to death by the mods. Then jump off.....
|
and land in Kanto, wich has been rebuilt, go and aks a person how, they will say an Aipom hit the ground, and all the buildings and people popped out again, you say okay, and leave then you...
|
..Fly to Japan to compete in Ninja warrior, tou need to complete the first 2 stages at least! then....
|
A Hariyama appears and helps you to defeat the champion Ninja who is actually...
|
The king of all of Johto, who gives you a special item to fight him with. That weapon is...
|
The mighty sword of karp! With a mighty slash you send a splash attack to your enemy. While he is laughing at the pitable attack no one sees that the splash attack is deadly when focused through a sword! Taking the blow he...
|
sings one last song before dieing it goes like....
|
I am the king of johto yes I am!
I ruled the lands of the trio of dogs! Now i die by your hand! And give you the might powerful controller of johto! Now go-king of johto! And rule the might lands! After that and the taking of the throne as king your first order is.. |
for everyone to ingage in a dance party using the new version on the witch doctor song.
:D |
Then your DS dies. /Thread Win. |
Wait for a week and turn it back on, then you will be in Johto, in Prfeossor Elm's lab, he will say...
|
and it gets ressurected as giga bowser, who eats your head
|
and then elm says that Darkly is not smart for making him say that. meanwhile the red haired guy has stolen all three pokemon so you....
|
run after him, but little did you know that yoshi was following you....
|
...and runs up to you to give you a ride. You chase the red-haired guy to Cherrygrove City. Suddenly, Officer Jenny stops you and claims you were speeding. So you...
|
broke the law of the police and decided todrive her over off the cliff and you were hungry so you decided to eat a .........
|
Huge Big Mac at Maccyds which gave you...
|
constipation, yoshi gets mad at you for being constipated, so he eats you
|
then poops you out as an egg
|
then yoshi took aim at a bird using you as an egg shooter but then yoshi accidently hit hit himself with the egg, then you hatched out and hitted yoshi for turning you to an egg....
then you ate yoshi and pooped him out to an egg and then you ate the egg but........ |
yoshi kicked your stomach from the inside, making you throw him up. so yoshi teleports bowser to the pokemon world to beat you up "Gwahahahaha! the princess is mine and you'll never see her again!" he says "Dude... wrong game..." you say back
|
| All times are GMT -8. The time now is 3:38 AM. |
![]()
© 2002 - 2018 The PokéCommunity™, pokecommunity.com.
Pokémon characters and images belong to The Pokémon Company International and Nintendo. This website is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK, The Pokémon Company or The Pokémon Company International. We just love Pokémon.
All forum styles, their images (unless noted otherwise) and site designs are © 2002 - 2016 The PokéCommunity / PokéCommunity.com.
PokéCommunity™ is a trademark of The PokéCommunity. All rights reserved. Sponsor advertisements do not imply our endorsement of that product or service. User generated content remains the property of its creator.
Acknowledgements
Use of PokéCommunity Assets
vB Optimise by DragonByte Technologies Ltd © 2023.