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But the super ball is covered in poop... Then Ronald Macdonald comes and throws you into.....
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The bottomless pit of the demented dancing crocodiles!
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Of course, you had already had your dancing crocodile antidote earlier that day. So, you slowly clamber out of the pit to find yourself face to face with...
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The rare 4 headed Dodrio. Once it challenges you to a battle...
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You send out your Ash Ketchum.............
He then uses the attack.......... |
he uses the attak Luigi! then luigi comes out and starts to fight it. but then he eats ash and gets out...
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the Poltergust 4000. A message then pops up, saying "Dodrio isn't a Ghost type! The Attack was ineffective!" So luigi walks off, and in his place stands...
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Mario who was about eat a mushroom, but
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the mushroom ran away then.....
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then mario got sad. so he...
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Stabed himself in the heart and the player got board and played pokemon platinum and then
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i took the pokemon platinum and gave him pokemon red so he...
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would have the ability to see how the cheat all started but afterwards the player getss 1000....
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MissingNo's, the game explodes into bits and pieces....
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so he went home so he could...
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eat some Pie and Pizza
They the next thing he knows is that Lucas is outside his house and challenges him to a game of.... |
thumb wrestling to win a.....
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Totaly random Lv. -87 pink and blue magikarp!
The duels on but then he uses a mega super thumb..... |
And then you chant "1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war!" and you thumb wrestle it. Win that and then....
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Use dig one thousand times, afterwards it will say "Go to China?" say Yes and...
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get out your bidoof and use aeroblast on china, then you fly to the moon from the space station in Hoenn, there you find...
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The limbo with a group of Clafairy!
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You outlimbo the Clefairys...
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Then go back to Viridian Forest and catch a Pikachu and....
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Run into a wild pokegod, Sapusaur.
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You poke it and it falls over!
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Then the Awesomeness pokemon called Aigul comes and uses tsalborea and kills you so....
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You yell in anger, rip out the game, stamp on it, run it through the wash, feed it to your dog, then do a wee on it.
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dude, you just killed the cheat -_-
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Reinsert the cartridge while it's dripping wet, then meet the green mage, he will…
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Tell you to catch all 493 pokemon and then come back to him! You say...
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no way i'll just hack em he says...
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up urs! Then the battle starts!
*Cue music!* |
You scream! And throw out.........A POKEDOLL?And then.......
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It gets shot to peices. You sook like a headless chicken. Oh, wait....
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You just remembered that you have some yogurt in your bag! You start to curl up and eat it! At that very moment Ho-Oh comes and hits you with Fire blast! You.......
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You throw your yogurt at it! It falls out of the sky! Then you.....................
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get mad because your yogurt got disintegrated...
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You cry your eyes out! Then..................
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you suicide by jumping of a random cliff in celestic town
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But the angel fish in Insanquarium revives you and charges you $8000ghj and you don't pay up so you end up on Darkrais island with no items or pokemon.
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So you put a red hot poker up your butt and a lv. 87 random red white green purple and black magikarp comes and befriends you.
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the magikarp swallowsyou and it evolves. while in it belly, you use the red hot poker and...
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Turns it into a portal, who spits you into the TORN WORLD
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Garatina comes to battle you run of screaming I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!
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But a dunsparce comes and dunsparces you. Return to GO and collect $200.
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you get the $200 and then a zigzagoon steals the $200.....................
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All of a Sudden you turn into a Male Gardevoir and scream"I'M IN A DRESS" and the Zigzagoon gives back the $200 because....
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He has a soft spot for Gardevouir! Then fly to Saffron and fight Sabrina using YOURSELF! Sabrina sends out ..........
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a charizard, sabrina staes that she hacked the game and charizard uses draco meteor, u try to dodge it and then...
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You turn back into yourself and get hit by it! You wake up in the pokemon center and nurse joy says.......
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You stupid mother ****ing idiot! What the **** were you thinking. She kicks you out and liftime bans you from ANY pokemon centre in ANY region
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You ask Nurse Joy how she can say asterisks because they're just symbols. Nurse joy says "Speaking of cymbals" and smashes your head with two trash can lids.
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You pass out. When you wake up, there is a pikachu bouncing on your stomach
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....feed it to one of your pokemon your pokemon then...
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start to turn inside out, which makes you puke, so you drink a bottle of stomach medicine...
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... and then the cheat ends and you have fully mastered the world.
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...but then someone else defeats you and takes place as king....
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and then bakes brownies with horse laxitives and gives them to...
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...Feed the horse laxatives to your pokemon and they...
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turn into rogue unicornes. AAAH!! ROGUE UNICORNS...
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... and then the cheat ends once again and you have fully mastered the world.
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But your Mum comes and beats you so....................
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you die at nigtfall so...
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Your Mum throws a Party and Invites...
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All of the legendary Pokemon ever. You get tons of Pokeballs and proceed to...
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Rusturf tunnle where you see a giant level 100.......
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darkrai. it uses nightmare ability to send you to a nightmare world where you find...........
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yourself feeling strange deja vu as you realize this is Pokemon Mystery Dungeon all over again. Realizing this you...
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Wake up as a Muk you try to talk to someone and they run away and you wonder what to do,
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Then, you reset the game and you are...
Wait... What's this? You are... Kyon! from the The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya |
An Ugly Bug Pokemon Flys circles around you so..
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Whack it with a fly swat...
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and it will turn purple (or pink if it was already purple)...
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.....It will start using sky attack then you....
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take your sword that you got from Brock and stab it while you....
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Whip a rapidash in to shape
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then ride the rapidash to Sinnoh.
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Jump off a cliff and land in the ocean! Then get eaten by a Sharpedo!
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who gets cut open by a blind fisherman who then askes to battle you andonly have magikarp who know..
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Hydro pump. It uses hydro pump to.............
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Hit a telephone line that falls and smashes a pokemon center...
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Then Nursejoy runs out and is happy because the telephone pole broke the counter that had held in place for so many years...
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Then your rival runs into you challenging you to a battle
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Then he sends out Blaine, who uses withdraw attack....
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Then you pull out a Beretta and kill your rival and Blaine, which causes Nurse Joy to drag the dead bodies to the bathroom...
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......and flush there bodies down the crapper. Then you have to......
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go into the sewer and retrieve them for Dawn's tea party.
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You see no body but find a giant swampert sucking on officer jenny's head so you...
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Make it watch Lost, which it enjoys, but it doesn't get the story so you put it in the Matrix.
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It then finds itself in the midst of the famous Burly Brawl. Swampert then...
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offers you some pie which had some hair in it from Swampert. It says"How do you feel i am inside of you" you die!(again)
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But you saved your game before that so your still alive!
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Ok, this will be long
But you somehow die again. Mario always eats you unless u call ur guy "plzdonteatmemario".THEN, u wanna call ur dad telling him that ur going,but it turns into a bananaphone, and engages war.catch it! it has the attack bananaseeding! THEN it gives you the move Fart! how generous! e_e then when ur about to get ur starter, Pro.Oak says GO KILL URSELLF OR EAT MISSIGNO! you choose Eat Missigno. THEN you litteraly have to eat him. THEN Pro.Oak throws glitches at you!dodge all glitches in this minigame where Pro.Oak is producing glitches! if you get hit, u have to start over from beggining! THEN,Pro.Oak feels sorry for all the work you've done in this glitch and gives u all Pokemon. then u have to fart on all pokemon. then Rayquaza and Arceus come. Arceus said "why are you tortuing my creations! and Rayquaza eats you BUT This isn't the end of the cheat! you have to get out of his stomach before the timer runs out! its quite fast since he has diarrea. Lose,and yoi here a *FART* come out of the gameboy. you then see ur character lying on the ground covered with brown stuff. Rayquaza and Arceus laugh evily, right when ur get kicked out of the picture.GAME OVER will apear on ur screen.Win, and u get to proceed.then use the Mew-under-the-truck thing. THEN use the mew glitch.THEN catch mew2. combine mew2 with another mew to make mew3. do it again with the other one. you just got mew4! THEN get the one oak gave you. u have Mew5 With Cooltrainer and lots of other moves. YAY! Cooltrainer! no more working to get that for ditto!Then Beat the Elite 4 1million times. Lance will say, GET LOST! and crowns you king of Pokemon in replacement of him. THEN you Getlost! THEN Lance pops up and says, thx for obeying me. you then get a Power Star!Then Talk to mom 1milion times or until she says, "I think I left the phone upstairs, could you get it for me? Ok, my dad wants me to go to bed now, so its up to yall...
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You grab the phone after the very long post and it bites off your hand...
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And you notice that a palkia is above you.........
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Palkia teleport you inside Rhyperior's Mouth
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And Rypherior Eats you BUT You still have the Banana Phone! so you decide to whack That Jingaly Thing back there! THEN he vomits you out and he said that you tasted nasty anyways. Then Barney comes and says Eat Missingno! Again, the popular minigame starts out. then Barney decides to eat you...
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and you come out of a brown substance. then then you turn off diamond and pearl and eat some cookies. then you turn it back on, and a magick karb kills all your pokemon....
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and then you cry.. and then Magikarp eats you... so you decide to save all your little monsters by shoving them into your pocket... (wow,493!) and then pikachu uses thunder.... then the magikarp dies....
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