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then you say, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
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...and hide into a deep cave, where you meet a talkative, fat Poke Maniac...
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Your game freezes as the PokeManiac sends out an ancient glitch from RBY. You start your game again to find the PokeManiac with a big ego, stomping around the cave. He asks you the code to get past, and it is POKE. You get through and end up as a Charmander... in the world of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon!
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then u decide to kill ur partner and escape right away!,when....
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A random Grovyle tells you that in the future there are trees made out of candycanes, so you get the idea to hop in the portal with him, when...
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u see a shiny zapdos that says:"if u go in there u will be human and u will have a lot of money".then u decided to...
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(I'm guessing this is still talking about the portal?)
So you go in and find a dead, deserted land of nothingness and am not amused. D: |
Palkia springs up in front of you and says "Come with me if you want to live." He then uses Spacial Rend and sends you to another dimension where...
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you fall itnt the water, watch out , that swampert is going to....
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Fart. bubbles suround the pond, forcing you to fly to..
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the space,where u meet deoxys.who wants a brand new pc with windows vista so that he can enter into the internet and infect every computer.but u...
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Decide you better not give him yours as it has Xp and it might...
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broke because it sucks,so u decide to hit him "there" and run!,but u realise that he doesn't have "it",so....
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you say "So I herd u liek mudkipz" and run away, he sends his pet sumo after you, so you...
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trip and fall down the stairs, only to find yourself...
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Naked in the middle of the Indigo Plateau while they have a battle going on, and it is packed. In the crowd you see....
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your mother taking photos for the newspaper...
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and you said ,"WHY THERE'S SO MANY TRASH HERE?"
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then you find out its because crash bandicoot had become a...
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litterbug! so you squash him, and it turns color again..
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Then you go to take a piss, and your cousin restarts the game =O
Before you can beat the crap out of s/he, s/he transforms into M3gA P1dG3Y and you must... |
hack the game to get your progress back then get your Machamp to kill him/her!
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Then your Machamp de-evolves into Machop. While you scream out curses of how you spent so many hours evolving it into Machamp, you notice….
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that it is going to evolve into a rayquaza!!so...
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You shoot it with a conveniently placed gun because rayquaza is for n00bs. When you turn back to your game, you notice that...
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...Magikarps are raiding the game! you take out your...
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King and sword to travel back to the 19...
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...and capture a pickachu...
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then give coffee to old man in Viridian 666 times
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but when he seems to be recoved he suddenly dies.so the woman who was next to him....
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...started screaming like crazy, saying "Murder!". You act fast, and...
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shoot her.after that happened u fly to cinnabar island to encounter missigno,but u forgot....
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...halfway there, that you were riding on a Butterfree. So you fall out of the sky and land in the ocean...
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where suddenly a giant pikachu eats u....
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And he throws up cause you taste very bad and then Ridley from the Metroid series picks you up and...
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calls Vaan(Final Fantasy XII) so that....
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You can battle along side Rachet and clank in the war for...
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farts. and then you realize that Rachet is really your COUSIN!!!!! you start cussing bloody murder, and then you shoot him, when Clank is turned out to be- CLANK! So you shoot him too, because their games stink...
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Off topic: Wow, so child friendly, this thread has become...
On Topic: Um...your cousin is given a revive and he challenges you into a battle!! After you win/lose you.... |
have found out that someone just stole Santa Clause D=
You have to go and level up until all your pogeymanz are over level nine-thousand and challenge the person who stole Santa and save Christmas. The kidnapper is none other than... |
the giant pikachu!which u decied to battle with ur new pokemon kngvfgvldk and after u win,u kill santa and.........
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..save Christmas!
Oh, wait, that's not saving it, is it? >.< Well, seeing as you've got millions of angry kids after you, you fly off on your level overninethousand Ho-oh (migrated from Emerald) and go to... |
nintendo's.after that u realise that nintendo make the games from the fingers and nails of the children,so...
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...you eat them O_o
You save the children, but one dies so you... |
go to jail and after 20 years...
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... and thus you cause a lapse in the "Cheat-Time Continum" making your Bidoof evovle into the Legandary Purge Pokemon....
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and then Barney pops up and gives you a toaster for completing 60% of this cheat!
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so,the next morning u decide to toast the bread but....
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Into a sharpedo infested bay
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Where a man is there to talk about the importance of a....
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magikarp, who can actually learn Extreme speed if you breed a feebas with a...
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Charizard
This however was complicated due to the fact.... |
that Milotic wouldn't agree with Feebas when breeding with Charizard because.......
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milotic is just jealous because will probably never get put in the daycare (enough said)" he said " and in order to avoid this problem...
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you must have a secret third pokemon of Darkrai in there to keep them asleep, who you obtain by...
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slaying thousands of magikarps and a facing a "boss" feebas...
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who always used roar of time so you couldnt...
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waste him without your mortar rounds being warped to another time, but...
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a prinny pokemon came...yay...
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and the prinny pokemon tried to capture himself...
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but then it got stuck in its pokeball unitl...
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You grab it, and you fight it and fly to Oak who tells you to give it for a...
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dialga but your dialga wont listen to you until you...
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throw a prinny pokemon at it and it explodes...
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Deleting every item from your bag and killing every NPC player in the game. You stand alone in the region. You pull out a gun and...
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shoot Arceus which gets mad decieds to use JUDGEMENT on you...
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when Lugia comes and saves you then
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army of Rontoms come and...
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...you have to capture and EV train all of them and then trade them to...
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...Diamond/Pearl/Platinum and have to trade all of them back...
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when Shadow Lugia comes and drags you down to the Underwoeld where you are asked to
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capture exactly ten pokemon then trade them all for buizels
capture ten pokemon then trade them all for buizels |
The kill the person you traded them with and take them back. You go to 7-11 and buy some milk for your mum. Then you continue to play...
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when your mum drinks the milk it turns out to be magical milk and turns her into a pkmn egg...
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which you must hatch via soft reset into a Mudkip which...
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evolves if you beat a lvl 100 darkrai with a lvl 5 pichu and....
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then take it to the safari zone, continue throwing rocks at it until its so beat up and it faints, then fly to azaela town and turn left to go to ilex forest, in ilex forest go to the celebi shrine with your now-evolved fainted mudkip , a drowzee,a caterpie and 3 unknowns spelling "bob" then....
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an old man named bob will come out and kick ur groins and you will scream in pain causing...
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Machamp to grab you and run off to..
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A jail cell where you spnd the remainder of your sad sorry life until Shaymin comes and rips off your pants. You kill the Shaymin with a...
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a direct chuck norris round house kick to the head...
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And eat it whole...
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Its seperate body parts will turn into energy. Use energy ball to destroy the cell and get out. There will be a pink gengar and a black persian once you get out. Throw the persian at the gengar, and the gengar will become...
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A magical shink that will whisk you away to...
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Arceus. Grab your master balls in a hurry and......
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fall down the pit! You'll have to work your way to this one! first, you have to fight a...
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A weak Bidoof. (What YOU think) but its Lv100. Luckilly you have ONE HIT-KO code on so.....
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Mr. Ressiti from animal crossing comes and chews you out about cheating while...
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...a Lapras comes at you! You then...
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see the Telletubbies give you another toaster for completing 100% of this cheat, but you remind Barney and all the other people its never ending, smack Telletubbies in the face, take the toaster, and battle the Lapras with youre Level -999999999 Charmander, which epicly fails...
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... and you are sent to the nearest Pokemon Center. After you heal your Level -999999999 Charmander, Michael Jackson comes along and tries to kidnap you.
But then the Kool-Aid man bursts through the wall and starts beating up Michael Jackson. Meanwhile... |
you farted, and Michael and Koolaid Flew away, and were about to give you another toaster, but you drink Kooly, and beat up Jack...
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By smashing him over the head with the butt of a random pistol. You go to Dialga and throw a grenade at it by accident...
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...and the Spear Pillar explodes! All the D/P legends charge at you! Barney comes over and you...
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kick him in the pokeballs and...
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he flies further than Kooly did, and you get your Master Balls and catch all the angregendaries, even Arceus. Arceus tries to zap you out of existence, but remembers that only The Original One, Mew, can do that, so he calls Mew via cellphone and tells him to kick your butt, but when he gets there, you catch him too..
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...so you decide to sing 'In your face!' and dance the cha-cha-cha in front of Arceus..
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....But then, Arceus muted you!!!
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As you walk wround, without being able to talk, you come across a..
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burning Buizel which cries: Put me out, Put me out.
You know that, because of the translationunit in your Pokédex. Then you let your Charmander use Ember on Buizel and throw in some Charcoal. When the Buizel is medium feed it to the Forest Pokèmon who... (Note: If you don't have the Pokédex translationunit you did something wrong. Buy a new game and do the previous whatsoevermany steps again.) |
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