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eat it all up...but leave the brains which attracts an army of zombie pikachus who start looking for more brains to eat but luckily you...
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... have no brain, so the Pikachu won't harm you. But to make sure they don't check weather your head is really empty, or if you are hiding some extra rare candy in the additional storage room, you then point to the simsala over there which happens to have the brain of a super computer.
The Pikatchu dogpile it and only a Mysterybonehead *blingbling* remains. $Player puts Mysterybonehead into basicitem slot. Fly to Vertania City, let the old man show you how to catch a worthles weedle. then fly to the Island where you normally used the Missingno-glitch and surf the water besides the Gym up and down. You will experience a heavy degavoú. then suddenly a Suicun will appear and... |
it will freeze
you and enti will un freeze you and then |
you will be burned and cooled down by a water gun from a Squirtle.
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which kills your lv -9999999 charmander, so you have a feast with all the Pro.s and eat your charmander...
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after happily realizing, that you fullfilled part one of the cheat and obtained a Pokémon with a negative level you shrieke in horror that you just ate it. But don't worry: You needed to eat it to fullfill part two and get ALL your pokémon to rise above lvl 100!
As The Game is not build to handle values greater than 100 as it was written to serve the needs of 1st graders in elementary school you need to alter it somehow. To do that take an actionreplay device and chew of the protectiv Plastic... |
and it will use Future Sight and do what you want it to do, and the game now has Lvl 100+ and 0- pokemon, but you have to catch one without eating it somehow, starting P2...
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You need to eat ALL 493 Pokémon, even the legendarys until your Pokédex.... er... your stomache is full. After finishing that go to the Fossil museum. The Man that restores your fossiles will tell you that you 'misteriously' have the DNA of ALL known pokèmon.
Surf araound the World to Veridian City where you attend the 'canibalism' self-help group. Attend 47 Hours 22 Minutes and 46 Seconds. Whilst that you need to do 477 steps right, 333 left and combined 666 steps up and down. Then use Teleport. We recommend to use an abra. BTW: the Pokémoncenter you need to be teleportet to must be somewhere in southsinnoh! In the Pokémoncenter Nurse Joy will tell you: ... |
"go away before I kick you in the pokeballs"you get mad and
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you're stomach starts to growl and you get terribly sick so you puke all over her
you get hungry again so you eat her and your puke then..... |
makes you even more sick.
Officer Rocky will enter and tell you that you are #1 on the black list in 4 different regions for crimes of terrible cruelty, dumbness and eating Pokémon which contains Pokémon murder... also canibalism. She will put some nice handcuffs onto your hands and escorts you to logue town to execute you on the very shaffot Gol D. Roger was executed on. You damn One Piece and secretly wish to become a pirat yourself... |
... then escapes as a Pikachu wearin' an eye-patch shocks Officer Jenny unconscious
You then ran towards.... |
a place where they sell beer. u get drunk and turn into a...
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into a Missigno. Then you take the orange cow beside you and throw it into a doughnut with...
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Jabu-Jabu in the middle. He eats the cow, and then you give it a fish. He sucks you in, and you turn into Link!
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Stuck being Link, you find a NPC turn off switch.You press it and it disfuncions.As a result...
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You are warped to the 1960s and meet Abe Lincoln.....
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And you revert back to your PKMN TRAINER self. But Pokemon isn't in the 1960's! So...
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your pretty screwed...
(wait, now theres no way you can finnish the cheat! :O) |
...so you try to look for someone, and you end up meeting George Bush, and he challenges you to a pokemon battle...
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...then Cheney shows to aid Bush and it becomes a double battle with you and Obama on one side...
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And you flee, because you are a Republican. When, suddenly,
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... Dick Cheney uses his Metagross to ...
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take over the world. Team Rocket gets mad and...
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and says their motto. You get annoyed and....
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Tell Pikachu to make them "blast off again!" xD
You challenge them to a battle... |
.. and won by cheating with Mr....
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G&W! So you walk off but suddendly you find a portal.You react to it by
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by eating Sinnoh Champion..
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.. which suddenly gives you aids so...
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gets you banned.
I don't care. |
Then you laugh because your ....
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fat. You then go up to random people asking them fo carrots, if they say "go away" or "i dont have any" or "leave me alone" u tell them to go die in a hole, then...
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the hole will just get bigger and bigger until you can see a Kabuto in it. You then...
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Wig out as it attempts to eat your face off and then you...
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Fart in its face??
XDXD LOLOL |
because of all those carrots you ate, so you buy some tums, but can't pay for them so...
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You use your farts power to fly
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fly to pallet town and talk to your mother
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and piercing yourself on a cacturne...
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...who suddenly uses DynamicPunch on...
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the Rotom she recruited to run her Ponzi scheme. She found this Rotom near...
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Hearthome City. Where she Customized It's...
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playing cards to an ace of hearts, so you...
-admitably weak, but still |
..hop on a Pokemon and surf into the nearest brick wall, then after recovering from any injuries you..
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...fly to your house, and ask your mother for dinner. She replies, "no." so you....
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........kick her butt then yell at her.......
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gimme my freakin dinner or else i'll send out a
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Raging herd of Qwilfish to crap on your house then...
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make penguins fly to eat everything in the world and...
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...summon a snorlax to body slam you....
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and tickle it until it vomits on your pristine floor...
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after he falls in he decides to take a nap... hahah
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... he wakes up five hours later to discovered that you've traded him to somebody else while he was in his PokéBall. Meanwhile, you're....
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..boasting about what you think is a Garchomp, but...
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then it farts on you, talk about stink.... So you buy some lysol to
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Throw a Venamoth trading cards in to his left eye...
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...Before it cries and feels like the Nidoking in the Pokemon Special Manga...
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It WTF booms you and flies to sinnoh to...
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...eat Dawn and all the virgins...
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.... and Pikachu, she then got mad and...
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started lecuring the free world on how stupid they are when...
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Ash decides to stop it, but is Set on fire and...
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dies, we need a new hero, so ...
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Max, from the show, comes and ranys he's better then everyone and he's the new hero so...
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...Oak slaps him across the face and gives him a Ratatta...
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who proceeds to eat Max's feet...
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When suddenly Snorlax comes back with a vengences and squishes you and Max with his masiive belly...
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...GAME OVER will appear on screen...
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But he decides you are fat, blonde and black so he eats you, not realizing he had his old glasses on..
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that fell into his mouth with you, now that snorlax can see out of his mouth.
btw, wtf dumnpikachu? |
Pika, I wanted you to say so he eats you. -_-
Get your level 1 Dragonite to use Tail Whip inside of his stomach and he'll dance. dance with him. then Snorlax throws you up and then eats himself, causing him to vanish.. (It's logic, you get you're legs in your mouth, slurp em up until you're sucking on your own mouth.) |
Then you walk around until you find your old Lv:6 Charmander from the beggining and so you...
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...Do the Chansey Dance with him and Unown...
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make the world a crystalized fortesss like in the fourth movie, so ash comes back to life (remember that he's dead), and saves his mom from...
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...a giant human-eating Caterpie. The you look for a Giant Ball to capture the Caterpie in, and...
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he eats you! use the Dragonite method that you did with snorlax and..
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...the aglets on your shoes melt, which makes...
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dumbpikAchu edit his signature...
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...which doesn't taste so good, so he tries to chomp you to get the taste out of his mouth...
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but you turn into a fireball and aniahlate the earth!!!, then you eat your own brains out...
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...which then makes you mentally "special", but you somehow must restore earth and...
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Become the new Arceus. After restoring the world, your uber hax powah fades, and you revert to...
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a Cyndaquil and you use Flamethrower on Ash Ketchum
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.... Who turns you into a ditto and catches you with a master ball....
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...of which you BREAK OUT of, only to...
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be transported to the future by selebi
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Where you find a small computer...
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And you break its screen.
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and are sucked into it...
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only to find out that you're in a PC pokemon game! You face off against mewtwo and...
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use mew on mewtwo then fall down a hole
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somehow pull your desinigrated body back together and do it again...
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ask a munchlax to help you but he eats you instead....
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You find a huge parallel dimension in his stomach which has...
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10 belly dancing Snorlax and 6 ambipom doing the macarena then you'll have to beat them by dancing the....
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...You have to do the HAMMERSLIDE. You'll find yourself in front of another computer screen, where you see what you think is a pointless fact you have already read:
-The plastic tips of shoelaces are called aglets. Look at this for 15 seconds until you see this next line appear: -Their true purpose is sinister. Now, type in 'THE QUESTION'. You'll be sent into a quest to find out their true purpose, where you start in... |
pallet town only to discover the......
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river has turned into lava that threatens the world, so you and
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noone else jump in the river for a swim.....
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