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You find out that the lava isn't actually lava but...
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... is a liquid very similar to apple juice because ...
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your mom is a shynx, so then you
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...fly to Mexico City, where you catch a wild Swinub that...
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...escapes to the island of Kelang* and conquers all of Indonesia, which causes...
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... Espeon to be better than Arceus with ANY plate, and go catch a Rhyperior to kill a Caterpie*...
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get a steelix and paint love hearts on it and make a thousand smoochums kiss it to death ha
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which then steelix comes back from the dead and eats all the smoochums which causes...
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the smoochums to bind together to make a smoochum killing machine and kill everybody which causes...
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The world to become infested with zombies both human and pokemon alike when...
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A Charmander wakes up to find it is only a dream. Then Rayquaza plants a motion-sensor bomb on the sidewalk.
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which you (Trainer Form now) run into, and it blows you all the way to the glitchy day of Februray 31 and you hack ur pokemon into being level 99999999 but when you come back, they are back at level 1.
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and then you cry for a very long time when...
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...a Black Mage come out of nowhere and kamehamehadokens you into the land of Mordor...
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where gandlofh the white gose "ahhh poket monsters, such strange things" when....
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...in reality, Espeon kills all bad guys in the world and becomes unbeatable, which causes him...
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...To throw a hissy fit because they ran out of tacos, then evolved into...
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...Espeon Lv. X, better than Jumpluff Lv. X. Jumpluff Lv. X saw him evolve and started screaming that...
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...You killed his pachirisu then he runs to the...
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...mall and you have to buy 88 Leaf stones to catch him and because...
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...He likes leaf stones. Once caught you get blasted into Cheese Moon ( Thanks to Pachy) where....
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there are more leaf stones which...
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Lead to a cheesecake being found and eaten!
By a Mucnhlax! Which of course leads to....!!!! Selling the stones for.... |
...1050 x 88PYen = 92400 PYen which makes you rich which makes your POKEMON rich which makes GARY jealous which makes ASH happy which makes the guy who runs the PokeMart in Viridian happy which makes...
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cheeseburgers and leaf stones and hamburgers happy because...
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...no one's eating them which makes Snorlax and Munchlax happy as they have more to eat which makes...
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Groundon sad. He eats you and then in his stomach you....
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caught a level 100 magikarp which uses...
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Hyper Beam to take down...
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the grimer that infests rayquaza's stomach which...
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DESTROYS RAYQUAZA!!!yay! And then Lugia helps you to ....
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wipe out all servants of the three legendary birds and then ....
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then takes you to fight ho-oh, who...
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Finally shows itself so...
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Arceus, who uses judgment to destroy.........
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itself so that it can finally
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see the legendary Hyper Beaming magikarp. They battled...
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but then ninetales appears in the middle which stops your fight which causes you...
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To send out the pokemon you hate the most and...
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it instead attack you but...
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you through the hyper beaming magikarp in front of you and and you blast all way to the world random stickmen stuff...
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Which is where you find the...
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Random stick men with random super powers..
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You put them in the oven at gas mark five, with two cherri berrys...
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...and a rare poffin is born which...
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Will fill up a Pokémon's Beauty, Coolness, Toughness, Cuteness, and Smartness. Feed it to your...
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bidoof then take a hyper potion and shove it up your...
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Ummm...anyway, the screen will go black with the white word "censored" on it when you try to do it. But it works. After it goes back to normal...
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all your Pokemon will go down to level 5 and...
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Your bag will have an infinate number of Rare Candies. Feed them to your...
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least favorite Pokemon and it will then be able to...
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Know every move there is at the same time. Then, have it Fly you to...
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The abyss... MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!! You jump in and meet Origin Form Arceus...
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And throw a Poke Ball at it. You then...
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go to the GTS and put it up for trade asking for a lv 1 or higher shiny riolu
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then take the riolu and evolve it into a lvl 100 missingno
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Then swim in on the left side of the bridge that leads to the S.S. Anne with Missingno in your second slot. Then...
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Swim deliberatly into the ships propeller and get slashed into tin little peices. You soft reset and...
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then breed a thousand majicarp eggs and take the one with the lowest stats to the fishing guru ...
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...The Fishing Guru says to train it. Your Magikarp evolves in an early level 15 into Gyarados. Then you press B to cancel and instead it evolves into a...
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Magikados!
You show him the extraordinary thing, and he robs all the banks in the world and gives the money to you... |
Then gets blown by a pichu with RPG
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Then the pichu get's blown up by Spacial Rend after...
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Pichu dodges it goes back in time and prevents Arceus from being born
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All of a sudden the game pointlessly crashes and you DS melts and your hands melt off. You steal your sisters pink DS lite and continuee the game when...
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...The DS becomes a giant DS-TV, able to be seen by millions of people worldwide! You then Volunteer to play it and suddenly, you...
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Die. You die. Die die die die die. Die die die die die die die. Die. Die die die. You are dead. You long lost 5th cousin twice removed gets given your soul. You continue with the game but then...
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the screen on your ds goes black and you relize the game has just restarted on ur sorry but and so must do the whole dang cheat over again when..
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But the Cheat manual has another Part!
Part 2... You start on Hoenn and... |
....You find a shiny pokemon the first time you play, but....
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It's actually a rock in disguise...
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and you blow it up with oil and a flame thrower. Then the rock comes back to life with a scythe and looks at you devilishly.
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...you counter with an all-consuming...
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...Super Munchlax and eats it then......
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it burbs up a storm of.....
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the flying spaghetti monster which then proceeds to
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battle you with your super munchlax and the winner is...
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The sphagetti munster, so you get the game over screen.
Then, go to gamefaqs and... |
find a walkthrough on where to find the legendary level neagtive 45 magikarp....
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Do what the walkthrough says, except opposite because gamefaqs doesn't want you to know this cheat. You will eventually get come upon...
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A level 45 feebas. Nice going, you could've had the magikarp, numbnuts.
Press the back button a couple times, then do it the right way. You will soon encounter the level -45 magikarp, which will use its... |
special attack. "Kill all Pokemon". It kills all your Pokemon and you go to there funeral. A little girl will say she feels sorry for your lose and will take you to a place where you can catch ...
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some fish and run through the meadow. You live. You love. Years pass. You have a great life with her.
Then, of course, you remember that you are in a video game, and the illusion is ruined. Distraught, you fling yourself off of the tallest... |
...windmill you can see, plummiting until you land on officer Jenny's retarded scooter-bike thing, which brings her to exclaim...
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"Watch where ur goin', ya little varmint!"
Slightly unnerved by Jenny's accent, you forget your plans of suicide and run like hell. However, as fate would have it, you run into her again on your way to the... |
... Magikarp fans convention, the place where everyone celebrates the most useless Pokémon ever! Officer Jenny sicks her hillbilly growlithe on you and all you can do is...
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Ask one of the passing people (who is in a magikarp costume) to help you.
"Never fear! The MIGHTY Magikarp Man will SAVE YOU with his GREAT ABILITY to RESIST FIRE ATTACKS!!!11 LOL" says the magikarp cosplayer. Officer Jenny is scared off by the man's undying love for magikarp and his fish like smell. You thank the man and leave, deciding that you don't much care for this new Team SUPER EVIL PEOPLE and will save the world by beating them. The Magikarp man can be your sidekick, since he needs to get away from his apartment that he hasn't paid rent for in six weeks, and the shower doesn't work. He may also have cancer. |
You leave the Magikarp man and fine another to help you..It is the Feebas woman..And then you want the max beauty of Feebas to help you to your unending journey...
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Then you beat up feebass with a baguette and receive a wish. The wish fairy will give you three options:...
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be able to find Missigno,...
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which brings every dead pokemon in this cheat back to life..
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Then, angry at you for disturbing their eternal peace (or torture, depending on morals), they all beat the crap out of you. You are now dead. You decided a small thing like dying isn't going to stop you from completing the never ending cheat, so you...
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realise that you were only imagining things, and listen to the fairys other two options, wich is...
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to become a magicarp lv.100 which is almost impossible and....
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feed them a mixture of peanut butter, sugar, molasses, and spaghetti...
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with bits of Missigno. in it and throw...
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it in to the sea. Then it flows to...
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Kyogre who sees it and...
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it is Level 101, but before you can throw your masterball. It sends you back in time (yes in this cheat he can control time) where you go back to the Pokemon Red and Blue area and everything is black and white, so to get back to the future you have to ...
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Catch a Ditto and Transform it into a Dialga then you
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