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say "WHEN THE **** that 'dog here" and you type in your GS....
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Three Hundred Spartan Magikarps come
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and say "THIS IS......KANTO!!!!!!" and knock you into a pit. Then,
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a monkey comes up and hucks banana peels at you |
which then become shiny magikarps that try to use splash on you
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but there splashes turn into hydro pumps and you get pwned, reappering at your house with a...
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Then Oak comes back, kills the monkey and the Magikarp, and says, "would you like to go to the Orange Islands?" If you say yes, you'll immediately go to the Orange Islands. If you say no, he'll kick you in the nuts. (If you're a girl then he'll rip your hair out. If you're bald then he'll bite your finger off.)
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he sends you to a new island named pie island, which is made of giant...
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dough.So, you...............................................
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decide to cook the island at 360 degrees for 15 minutes, when a magicarp come and...
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used a Roar of Time which was hacked! You warp to Johto and.......
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and find your pokemon that you left in the daycare at level 100, you retrieve them then . . .
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you find an egg which hatched into...
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a Lugia! You use the Lugia for.....
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Flying to burger king which then you ...
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Eat a burger and throw up, then fart on the manager and then...
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he gives you a tape, which has the song "peanut butter jelly time" recorded onto it. you listen to it, when suddenly...
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..a random fisherman asks you if you want a Pokemon. If you choose yes, he'll say your party is full (regardless if it is or isn't), and says he'll give you the Arceus later. He vanishes to Poketopia, when..
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Your DS/DSi reboots out of nowhere... the game states that your save data is corrupt, regardless it loads the file anyway, you find that...
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your speite looks like a pimp, and all of your pokemon are dressed like hookers...
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...and every trainer has a team full of Magikarps that know Hyper Beam and Explosion...
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You have to lose then you will be taken to the Pokemon Center, and instead of healing your Pokemon Nurse Joy will ...
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..throw them in a bag and hit you in the head with it. She asks what color you see. If you say "Chuck Norris," she will..
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lose her head(literally) and roll on the floor then...
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Punch you in the face and kick you in your family jewels then she says....
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A Bidoof kills Arceus with his army of 300 Spartan Magikarp ZOMBIS...
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but out of know where on page 169 mystica pichu makes a comback and kills 80% of the magikarps
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then the 20% left evolve to gyarados and they pwn the pichu
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but out of the ground zombie roselia's appear which....
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get pwned by the gyarados's then...
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they die because the zombie roselia's come back invinceable
(I want to phisically a roselia but I like making fun of them so keeping them in this will be very fun for now) XD |
Then MY mystic Pichu idea clobbers all of your ideas, so HA! but then
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(your idea did rock!=)
the roselias become canibals and eat... |
then they go and pwn arceus which comes back to life...
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as the bidoof that killed him...
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knock u into a portal and u landed in GB times
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whic blew up tin tower...
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And the tower collasped...
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and fell and hurt a pokemon and that pokemon was...
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not created yet, and now...it never will GOOD JOB! but on the bright side...
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Mystic Pichu comes back (from werever it was) and dose the disco twenty times, to avoid permentley transforming into Disco Stu (from the simpsons!) you must give your DS to a lawyer to play for 24 hours and then throw it out the window..
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then, the time line got messed up which puts you in Pokemon Red times! To get out, you......
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have to name your character the name of a 3rd or 4th gen pokemon wich...
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Brings you to 5th gen. (HG/SS.) But its not possible...! You yell..... "insert yell here"......
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"CURSE YOU CAPTAIN CRUNCH" but Captain Crunch was innocent so he sues you and wins so you lose all your...
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Pokeballs. You turn off your gameboy and go to sleep. When you turn on your gameboy the next day, you find an.......
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exeggcute making your character breakfast wich creeps you out since it made you scrambled eggs so your character...
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kicks the exeggcute and rides away on his magic turtle.
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but after the turtle realizes he isn't in that game he disappears and you fall through the ground to find...
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..a shiny magikarp at level 100. To defeat the Magikarp (remember, you lost all you Pokéballs to Captain Crunch), you must use the move...
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splash and beat the magikarp in a splash-off
After you win the magikarp teleports you to... |
Cyberspace. where you must defeat an evil Computer Virus named Vyro P. Dragon with only a water pistol and some green stuffed cows
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but it gets bored from the battle so you win then
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you decide to retire as a pokemon trainer, but then you realize that
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you can't because that's the whole point of the game, so your character goes on strike demanding that...
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they get unlimited money/master balls and if they don't they will forever leave the game and you will-
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be forced to go outside *gasp* so to avoid that you...
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give 20 masterballs to a random trainer
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and become the worlds best trainer although you will have to sacrifice-
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Your suicune to...............-
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the mole people, but they don't exist so your sucicune just disappears :(
to get it back you must... |
Find the crystal of........
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shininess in the valley of unorginality, but to get there must
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Walk to Johto, and push........
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yourself to Pay the parking ticket givin to you by Driftblim severel weeks ago but to get the money you must...
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Beat the Johto e4 1436636 times, then push the buttons.....
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up,down,x,x,y,x,a,b,left,b, and then install a c button and keep pushing it until...
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It says "YOU'VE HACKED YOUR GAME!!!! wOOt!" and gives you more than enough money to pay that ticket. You then....
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pay the ticket. But then Vyro comes back and throws green cows at YOU
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..which you must hit with computers. After every computer in the world is in ruins, you...
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go beserk and your game corrupts and you end up appearing in..
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Donkey kong country. where every annoying villian in the history of video games(Bowser,Jr. Troopa, Fawful, etc.) drops 100000 pound mudkipz on your head.
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which cause a curse and roselia zombies rise from the ground..
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and Fawful feeds them to bowser who farts and blows you all to th secret cow level, where Fawful...
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laughs at you but a magikarp challenges him to a splash off XD
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But fawful can not splash, so he dips the magikarp in his mustard of doom and eats it.
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but before he can eat it magikarp eats fawful on a cabab and....
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magikarp's mouth is too small, so fawful summons his pig man assistant to chuck you off of a cliff. when the pig man lifts you up, fawful tells you he will summon the Dark Satr and use it's power to destroy the world! and that means no more cheat! so you...
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cry in a corner but out of no where every single charector in the cheat from all 180 pages appear and ..
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Fuse together and create the superhyperultramega fat cow mech. you hop in the cockpit and drive to where fawful is.
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where you kill him anh L,R OMG buttons and he NEVER COMES BACK which causes
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Your start button to stop functioning. Next, walk to celadon, and talk to the guy behing the game store counter. He gives you a package and tells you to...
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take it to giovanni, but you cant find him so you open it and . . .
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you go to hell. In hell you find the evil Virus Dragon who fuses with Fawful's Dark Star and becomes the Invincible Cyberdark Dragon. Behind him is a mystical item that is the result of this cheat. but it is in a cage and guarded by the pig man.
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you get the item and are about to use it, but then Fawful's ghost calls you a "fink-rat" which lowers your self-esteem so you just walk away to...
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the other side of the room. fawful's ghost follows you calling you a fink rat. so you call the ghostbusters and their theme song starts playing.
the Cyberdark Dragon hates that song, so he collapses on the floor. The Ghostbusters then capture Fawful's Ghost. |
you are about to leave, but suddenly you and your pokemon (yes you still have them) are abducted by the shroobs who are going to...
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Turn you into a sausage unless you marry princess shroob's mother in law
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this makes you faint, and you wake up finally back in the pokemon world but...
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The Ghostbusters are there too. and they won't stop singing!
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So then you use Hydro Pump (someway..) And kill them! You go back to Johto and push these buttons...
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x,y,x. Then the ghostbusters will come back to life and make the stay puft marshmallow man attack you. and you can't kill him because there are no beams to cross.
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So then you realize this is all part of an insane dream and to wake up you try and-
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You succed. Then you realize that-
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You are also insane. So then you pick up your nintend ds and play pokemon platinum while-
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until the ds burn in is to great and all you have is audio......
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Then, fawful's ghost creates a dream ray, and makes your dream reality! and the marshmallow man is advancing on you...
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so you pull out a giant fork and stab him
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then you defeat the eight gym leader, earn a badge, capture giratina and then
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have a party!till you get so drunk you pass out
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