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Which Burns down Spiral Mountain. Afterwards you help Banjo and Kazooie who then...
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Steal from the Kecleon shop in Mt. Mistral. Kecleon then....
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Goes after you until a time portal opens. at the other side, you encounter ...
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The Lord of the Eggplants (Search for Man Eating Giraffes on YouTube.) who then...
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turns out to be a ditto who wants to be your friend....
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...then you leave to a Ditto Island and you find a hot girl then...
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...Go to jolly pirate donuts (which is rite next to ditto island)and take a 2 hour llama bath with..
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... A mule dressed up as a llama. The mule then...
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....throws pokemon ruby at your head you pick it up and.....
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...You get absorbed into it. Professor Birch then...
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says" yo!" you kick him in the nuts and walk towards the dark dimension
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but then God tells you to stop then arcues comes and says i am god then the real god not arcues kicks arcues' butt with a sliver
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....Sandwhich. and then you fly to the pokemart to get a...
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bottle of mustard. You go back to arceus, spray mustard in his face then...
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...He/She/It uses Punishment and starts spanking you for trying to cheat in the first place. You then...
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get saved by palkia who uses spacial rend on Arceus BUT adverdenty sucking you into Darkrai's Dimesion......
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...Which then ends because a giant weedle comes in to save the day, then the weedle...
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starts dancing and singing odd songs...
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Then it squirms up between your legs to see what your gender is then it...
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...explodes into a million little dialgas and then...
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Then every legendary (including Darkrai) from the pokemon universe starts to get ticked off and Tries to end it using they're ultimate attack upon all the other dialgas
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...When the Dialgas all use Squeak of Time...
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..You will have to play a game of Clock patience (AKA clock solitaire) If you lose, you have to start the cheat over from the beginning, when you win....
(P.S. If you don't know what clock solitaire is, check this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clock_solitaire |
though (which u did thx to ur lucky stars (1 in 13 chance), the dialgas use their squeal of time which distorts the space-time continuum and sends u to...
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the land of cheese, where dippy the dancing darkrai annoys you every second of your life
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