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Then you drown if deep water from the explsion.
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A voice speaks you saying "Go back up there, you're not wanted here." And you miraculously wake up and scream "I'M ALIVE!!!" And then Pewter City randomly explodes because...
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Shadow Lugia did not pay attention when Itachi said "Don't play with matches!" and now all of Kanto was going to blow up.
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A random Absol and a Weavile appear and start killing random people (the Absol stabbing them and the Weavile removing their hearts. O_O)
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now you have to cry, until mama appears and kills the bad weavile with a pan.
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Absol said, "Aw come on! Yo mama's so cheap I could buy her off of eBay for less'n a dollar!"
Then a missingno comes and teleports everyone to down under. "Whassup doc?" a random voice said. |
You hear Absol's voice "Oh my JASHIN! What the heck's going on?!"
At which point the only thing you can think of to defeat this Absol is to blow him up and bury him in a hole. D: But there's also the issue of how the heck you'll be able to SEE, and you wonder what else is lurking in the darkness... |
But a candle lit. "Whassup ma homey?" You saw a kangaroo. "Welcome to down under my homies!"
Then he was vigorously stomping flat on Absol until he coughed out blood. But then you saw the missingno. It wrote down all of its plans on a... |
Dread Plate, which you tried to grab but was afraid to because it was from Missingno, but then a voice behind you says...
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"I is the Cookie Monster!" and a blue puppet with freakishly large googly eyes will appear and attack you by bashing your Pokemon on the head with a shovel. Defeat the Cookie Monster and FLY to Antarctica where you will be greeted by a...
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Giant iceberg, with the Absol sitting on it.
"You should know better than to try to dispose of me that way," he says. "I am immortal, given my strength by a great Darkrai named Jashin." He laughs and breaks the screen of your DS with his scythe. |
You black out only to here the same voice, "Back so soon? I TOLD YOU YOU'RE NOT WANTED HERE!!!" Then you wake up and see your DS smashed and go on a rampage with... bananas.
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Absol is standing in front of you, eating a banana, and just before it wants to eat u too, kaptain kirk comes and beemes you up!
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Absol runs while you're gettin the carp (I meant that. I mean carp, not crap. XD) beaten outta you by everyone on board.
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Then the banana absol was eating ate absol.
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now jump out of a window, and wait until taxi-deoxys comes to pick you up...but be careful that absol is not following you!
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'If' Deoxys has a flat tire, go to mount Coronet by skateboard, nothing else. and hug 500 Snover once there....
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appears a mirror with you inside as an ice-statue. kiss it, and now there is going to appear a black, small,
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Urn, grab into it, there's 1 on 2 chnace you hand get severed off, but take the challenge and a birhgt sparkling .....
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Bunny. The bunny says it's hiding from the Absol, because Absol wants to kill him as a sacrifice to Jashin. <_<
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So then you pick it up and go here absol here eat the bunny...
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But then the bunny does kung fu on you and you here the very same voice, "ARE YOU STALKING ME?!!! GET BACK UP THERE!!! YOU DON'T BELONG IN ITACHILAND!!!" Then Itachi kicks you out of his park and you wake up only to find a monster truck with a gangster pichu heading towards you. You...
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scream MOMMY!! I"M AN INTEREXIC COW!!! Big mistake. The Pichu jumped out and tried to eat you. But a flying...
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Umbreon with HUGE bat wings accedentally hits you out of the way. One eye is yellow and sunken, the other eye is red with three extra pupils circling the main one.
A Ninetales that's holding a ball of electricity charges the Umbreon, who responds with immersing one of his front paws with a different form of electricity, which chitters like birds calling. |
Damn, that's imaginative!
Oh, uh, I mean... The Batbreon & Ninetales clash at full power, resultin in the Big... |
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