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Which attracts head clamping Bidoofs and rattatas
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so giratina clamps them to your head.but he misses and clamps them to homer simpson's head
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who clamps peter griffin to your head/
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who clamps stewy griffin to your head
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who cuts your game off and you have a cute baby charmander as your companion,so you fly to the eterna forest and get lost
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In Eterna Forest, you must visit the Old Chateau. On the door, press A 5000 times. After that...
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Mew will appear and pwn you. Instead of whiting out you will still be at the door to the old chateau with all your pokemon fainted. DON'T SAVE YOUR GAME! Walk into the old chateau and use a super uber pwnage repel so you don't get into a battle, then you...
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Chuck 10 propane tanks at a wurmple and tell charmander to use flamethrower.
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Charmander unzips his costume to reveal ME :D
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Who the trainer eats,then farts out.
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Then a Rotom comes out of your game and slaps you. Then he takes off a costume to reveal Gary,Then he takes off a costume to reveal bidoof,Then he takes off a costume to reveal magikarp,Then he takes off a costume to reveal your mum, just after a shower. Yuck...
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you run for your life and suddenly there is a wall in your way: BÄM!
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then you turn your game off and you have a lvl 1 mew......as your girlfriend
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Make out with it's sister, and it will use OMAMEGAPWNAGE beam on you,
so you slap it, and it falls in love with you. so you marry it and it's sister you cheated on. when the priest asks you for your I dos, you... |
Feel this eerie chill... and the ghost of a Flareon pops up, and attacks you for cheating on your girlfriend, saying:
"You don't know how it feels to be cheated on, do you? My girlfriend Umbreon ran off with Jolteon..." and he uses Grudge on you. |
Then you get a game over and are back in pallet town because you forgot to save your game. Then a goomba comes up and you have to jump on its head mario-style...
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Then you appear in Mario World and start to hit random things to get out.
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And a trophy sends you to Saffron City in SSB.
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You must defeat bowser and the only items are loads of bob-ombs!!! To defeat him you cleverly use a potato chip as a...
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Item an you cut your game off,you are in jubilife city,and you enter a pokemon contest nut utterly fail because you used not you polka dotted vaporeon,but your polka dotted Electrivire
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who gets pissed for losing, so it uses explosion and kills everyone including itself, jublife city, and a massive amount of bidoof.
leave jublife ruins, and head for floaroma town. on the way, you should see... |
A ugly bidoof that tells you to go train in the mountains to become the SUPUR AW3ZUM CONT3ZT GUY 0 D0OM. However, before you can make your journey you must...
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make out with the ugly bidoof,but it spits in your mouth so you...
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kill it with a hYp0r b3aMz and then make your way to the mountains to train. You find the mystical snover o' doom and...
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Lick it and your toung gets stuck to it
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