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Then you need to carry it with your tongue for five miles as part of your training...
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But it uses sheer cold,so you......
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Say"SUPER MARIO!!!!!!" and jump on it. then you get teleported in front of bowser who says...
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Hah, so my arch nemesis finally decides to show up! I thought that the flying spaghetti monster would have been enough to finish you... Now, Mario, we fight to the DEATH! Before you can tell bowser that you're not Mario he...
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cuts your game off and your choosing your first pokemon out of....
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Magikarp with permanent everstone, luvdisc, or electivire. Since they are all equally terrible you choose...
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Electivire who turns out to be level 0.1!
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You rival picks the magikarp and challenges you to a battle. Magikarp can't do a thing to electivire, but electivire can't do any damage back, so they end up using flail. Electivire wins with one hp left and gains 5 exp points. Congratulations electivire grew to level 0.3!!! You rival call you an a** and runs away, so you...
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chase after him and beat te crap outta him with his magikarp and steal it and all his money
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Then you get ambushed by a duck named Macey who eats the magikarp and K.O.s your electivire by biting it's arm off. This, of course, is quite disgusting to see so you vomit on the ducks head which causes it to...
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explode. You must now save your game.
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To go back to point 1 get badges and save the world! Nah kiddin this is gta pokemon where pikachu enjoys time with misty in a super cheap motel! Driving down beach rd in his super hot camaro pokemon trainer red takes out a kalishnikov and...
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bowser teleports in front of him and says" hey! this isn't pokemon gta! it yoshi's island!"
"what?!?" red said as 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 yoshis come and trample him |
The extreme force of the trampling has put you underground, where you become the first person in the world to see that diglett really does have feet, this however makes diglett and dugtrio very mad and they...
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.. start to tickle you then when you start to cry, they start biting you and say "Diglett and Dugtrio have no feet!" which makes you agree and not tell anyone, then you somehow get out but then your pikachu starts...
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the Song that Never Ends, which makes you remember anything that happened in the last minute. Rush to a labratory and tell them about Digglet's feet. When they don't believe you..
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immediately fly to the Sinnoh region on your FR/LG version. Go to the boat in Canalave city and talk to the PokeCenter sign 21 times. After this..
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Wiggler from the Mario series appears. Pikachu uses Volt Tackle, which makes Wiggler mad, and...
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Creates a large hole in Mt. Coronet, releasing a Lv. 82 MissingNo and a...
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Riolu who knows how to use 1337 aura skillz, who becomes your friend. He shows you the way to...
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The happy skippy fun bunny land! And there while eating cotton candy while skipping with the bunnies a large dark scary hole came out of the ground. From there arises...
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a human sized Master Ball, which rolls towards you quickly. You react instantly by...
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A human sized aiai to roll it out of the way.
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Aiai then morphs into a Mankey, and uses...
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Super cool fist punch of teh doom. But then the master ball turns into giratina. In this area of fluffy gayness giratina becomes gayratina and all is fine.
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