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You are then surrounded by a group of ravenous furrets, who prepare to attack you. To save yourself from certain doom, you must...
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Go ahnold on em. And then with all the bloodshed this fluffy gayness is turned into a warzone like the internet bout nintendo being stupid at E3. Um all the sudden we have a commando being dressed like giratina and no giratina. Great lucas and dawn said coming out of..
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Pewter Gym after loosing for the 20th time, and all the sudden a giant 50 ft pokemon known as...
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EPICNESS emerges, only to be beaten by a Pachirisu holding a berserk gene.
NEVER give a Pachirisu a beserk gene. Result = very bad. the pachirisu runs towards you. you escape using... |
and rayquaza evoved into a magikarp
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lol wut? you make no sense.
you escape using a random rope hanging in front of you, which takes you to... |
then rayquaza evolved into a magikarp,then jirachi was awoken he ate prof.oak and ur mom and rayquaza and ur next
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you're making no sense, sorry , ill continue from bolmedias14:
... newmoon island where you get attacked by a darkrai using height gain... |
to obliterate existance. Luckily, that Riolu you met is, in fact, not a pokemon, but a...
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Lv 100 Super Mario that knows the move...
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Growl, which scared off a level 100 Arceus. Mario, then...
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used the move jump, where he jumped on the growing Darkrai and the darkrai turned into an egg that hatched into...
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...A Lugia named Silver give it rare candies till it evolves into Charizard and go to the Pokemon page and go to Charizard, it will ask you if you want to...
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to dance with it. You say...
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...dance... so you close the pokedex page of charizard and you find a pizza on the ground you decide to...
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eat the moldy pizza and vomit it. your new charizard must then swim in the vomit until...
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It dies, witch causes you to dance around in joy and then you...
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Go to the Safari Zone, there the person at the desk will ask you if you want to resurrect your Charizard, say no and he will start to cry and say your a meanie and kick you out of the safari zone, however now on your team you will notice a Shiny Magikarp, give it a moon stone and it will...
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... evolve into a non-shiny Gyarados that starts to...
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...eat up the entirety of Kanto, and then Johto, but once it gets to Hoenn, a Blaziken kills it by poking it. ^^ Then, you try to catch the Blaziken, but it pokes you, and you black out. You wake up at the Pokémon Center, but it's a glitched Pokémon Center, in which there is a boy that is half-Lucas, half-Brendan. The same Blaziken comes, and attacks you. You send out your...
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Box of cookies, which distracts Blaziken. A trainer runs up to Blaziken and hugs it, and the Blaziken shares his newly stolen cookies with him. (XD)
You see your chance and run. But when you leave the Pokemon center, a Lucario appears before you... |
...and starts to do the happy dance, you start running for your life and the lucario decides...
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To chase you with its sword with a purple hilt.
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...then all of the sudden a magikarp level 0.000000000000000000000000000001 comeout of nowhere and...
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...gives you its Words of Wisdom, "I like pie." Those words transport you to Sinnoh, Sunyshore City, to be exact, where Volkner is lying down on the roof of the Pokémon Center. When you ask him what is wrong, he replies with, "COFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!", so you get scared and run off. You find some coffee at the PokéMart, and bring it to Volkner. Then, Volkner screams, "YAMANKIIUNDAAAAAAAUKAI!", which is the human version of the move Curse. You suddenly faint, and wake up in...
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