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your crouch loves you to much but' it's gone mentle! You battle it. It hits you with urine bubblebeam. You faint. May laughs and steals your crouch. Thus begining the race against time. Before May gives it to groudon!
DUH DUH DUH DUUUUHHH! |
groudon is friendlier than many people think, it cleans it and gives it with best wishes back to you.
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May chucks a tantrum and crys like she does in every Pokemon episode. (OMFG) She shoots groudon and throws a master ball at your crouch.
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it runs away and hides in your trousers.
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It trys to hide. The master ball hits you in the knackers. You double over yelling. (trust me, that would hurt!) You crouch runs from the pain. May chases it.
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you try to follow them, but you cant walk anymore. may has your crouch and starts eating it. (yuck)
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She swallows, then she's sick. It's still in one peice. She gets mad and begins to raise her fott above it. "CROUCH! USE URINE PUMP!" May gets flung back you and your crouch run. She gives chase.
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you run home and lock the door behind you! Finally reunited! your crouch is bach there where it has to be.
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But then May randomly leaps through the window in a volley of glass. She grabs hold of your crouch with her teeth (yuck!) your crouch yells in pain.
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you take your sword and cut off her head. DIE!!!
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you are then chased by every person in the entire region. They are wielding...
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(o.o I'll go ahead and pretend previous posts with said crotch didn't happen. o.o)
Dead chickens. They hit you over the head with them, and you can only escape by... |
Shooting them, you then are arrested and taken to Vermillion Jail.
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then suddenly, your cellmate explodes for no reason, allowing you to escape.
However, vermillion jail is out in the ocean near vermillion city. so, you fall in sharpedo-filled waters. eat them, and swim to jhoto... |
Where you must go to Professor Elm's lab where he will talk to you in Latin no-matter what version you are playing, then the game will reset...
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You will find yourself in the safari zone with a level 50 whismur that eats people, the only way to escape is to force feed it 99 potions and a...
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barrel of TMs. This must include at least 10 of TM0...
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0: *****slap. then the whismur runs around and
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trips on a random pebble. You laugh.
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then you throw your masterball and try to catch it
...here we go again cobja :) |
YOU FAIL BECAUSE THIS WHILSMUR IS REALLY YA MUM IN A SUIT. SHE SHOOTS IN THE CROUCH.
Here we go.... again.... |
You loose your consciousness
...poor crouch...again... |
when you regain consiousness, you are magically in the world of...
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no crouches.... you sit in the dark and cry.
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A random Beezal (a baby Buizel with a floatation sac hanging from its neck like a collar) walks up to you and tells you not to be sad. You are then invigorated, and promise that you will never leave Beezal behind, ever. Beezal is now completely immortal. If at any point Beezal is forgotten, you automatically lose the entire game. Walk with Beezal to...
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