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You poke it and it falls over!
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Then the Awesomeness pokemon called Aigul comes and uses tsalborea and kills you so....
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You yell in anger, rip out the game, stamp on it, run it through the wash, feed it to your dog, then do a wee on it.
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dude, you just killed the cheat -_-
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Reinsert the cartridge while it's dripping wet, then meet the green mage, he will…
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Tell you to catch all 493 pokemon and then come back to him! You say...
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no way i'll just hack em he says...
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up urs! Then the battle starts!
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You scream! And throw out.........A POKEDOLL?And then.......
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It gets shot to peices. You sook like a headless chicken. Oh, wait....
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You just remembered that you have some yogurt in your bag! You start to curl up and eat it! At that very moment Ho-Oh comes and hits you with Fire blast! You.......
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You throw your yogurt at it! It falls out of the sky! Then you.....................
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get mad because your yogurt got disintegrated...
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You cry your eyes out! Then..................
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you suicide by jumping of a random cliff in celestic town
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But the angel fish in Insanquarium revives you and charges you $8000ghj and you don't pay up so you end up on Darkrais island with no items or pokemon.
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So you put a red hot poker up your butt and a lv. 87 random red white green purple and black magikarp comes and befriends you.
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the magikarp swallowsyou and it evolves. while in it belly, you use the red hot poker and...
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Turns it into a portal, who spits you into the TORN WORLD
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Garatina comes to battle you run of screaming I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!
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But a dunsparce comes and dunsparces you. Return to GO and collect $200.
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you get the $200 and then a zigzagoon steals the $200.....................
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All of a Sudden you turn into a Male Gardevoir and scream"I'M IN A DRESS" and the Zigzagoon gives back the $200 because....
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He has a soft spot for Gardevouir! Then fly to Saffron and fight Sabrina using YOURSELF! Sabrina sends out ..........
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a charizard, sabrina staes that she hacked the game and charizard uses draco meteor, u try to dodge it and then...
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