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evolves if you beat a lvl 100 darkrai with a lvl 5 pichu and....
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then take it to the safari zone, continue throwing rocks at it until its so beat up and it faints, then fly to azaela town and turn left to go to ilex forest, in ilex forest go to the celebi shrine with your now-evolved fainted mudkip , a drowzee,a caterpie and 3 unknowns spelling "bob" then....
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an old man named bob will come out and kick ur groins and you will scream in pain causing...
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Machamp to grab you and run off to..
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A jail cell where you spnd the remainder of your sad sorry life until Shaymin comes and rips off your pants. You kill the Shaymin with a...
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a direct chuck norris round house kick to the head...
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And eat it whole...
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Its seperate body parts will turn into energy. Use energy ball to destroy the cell and get out. There will be a pink gengar and a black persian once you get out. Throw the persian at the gengar, and the gengar will become...
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A magical shink that will whisk you away to...
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Arceus. Grab your master balls in a hurry and......
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fall down the pit! You'll have to work your way to this one! first, you have to fight a...
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A weak Bidoof. (What YOU think) but its Lv100. Luckilly you have ONE HIT-KO code on so.....
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Mr. Ressiti from animal crossing comes and chews you out about cheating while...
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...a Lapras comes at you! You then...
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see the Telletubbies give you another toaster for completing 100% of this cheat, but you remind Barney and all the other people its never ending, smack Telletubbies in the face, take the toaster, and battle the Lapras with youre Level -999999999 Charmander, which epicly fails...
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... and you are sent to the nearest Pokemon Center. After you heal your Level -999999999 Charmander, Michael Jackson comes along and tries to kidnap you.
But then the Kool-Aid man bursts through the wall and starts beating up Michael Jackson. Meanwhile... |
you farted, and Michael and Koolaid Flew away, and were about to give you another toaster, but you drink Kooly, and beat up Jack...
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By smashing him over the head with the butt of a random pistol. You go to Dialga and throw a grenade at it by accident...
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...and the Spear Pillar explodes! All the D/P legends charge at you! Barney comes over and you...
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kick him in the pokeballs and...
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he flies further than Kooly did, and you get your Master Balls and catch all the angregendaries, even Arceus. Arceus tries to zap you out of existence, but remembers that only The Original One, Mew, can do that, so he calls Mew via cellphone and tells him to kick your butt, but when he gets there, you catch him too..
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...so you decide to sing 'In your face!' and dance the cha-cha-cha in front of Arceus..
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....But then, Arceus muted you!!!
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As you walk wround, without being able to talk, you come across a..
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burning Buizel which cries: Put me out, Put me out.
You know that, because of the translationunit in your Pokédex. Then you let your Charmander use Ember on Buizel and throw in some Charcoal. When the Buizel is medium feed it to the Forest Pokèmon who... (Note: If you don't have the Pokédex translationunit you did something wrong. Buy a new game and do the previous whatsoevermany steps again.) |
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