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say "WHEN THE **** that 'dog here" and you type in your GS....
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Three Hundred Spartan Magikarps come
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and say "THIS IS......KANTO!!!!!!" and knock you into a pit. Then,
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a monkey comes up and hucks banana peels at you |
which then become shiny magikarps that try to use splash on you
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but there splashes turn into hydro pumps and you get pwned, reappering at your house with a...
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Then Oak comes back, kills the monkey and the Magikarp, and says, "would you like to go to the Orange Islands?" If you say yes, you'll immediately go to the Orange Islands. If you say no, he'll kick you in the nuts. (If you're a girl then he'll rip your hair out. If you're bald then he'll bite your finger off.)
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he sends you to a new island named pie island, which is made of giant...
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dough.So, you...............................................
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decide to cook the island at 360 degrees for 15 minutes, when a magicarp come and...
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used a Roar of Time which was hacked! You warp to Johto and.......
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and find your pokemon that you left in the daycare at level 100, you retrieve them then . . .
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you find an egg which hatched into...
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a Lugia! You use the Lugia for.....
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Flying to burger king which then you ...
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Eat a burger and throw up, then fart on the manager and then...
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he gives you a tape, which has the song "peanut butter jelly time" recorded onto it. you listen to it, when suddenly...
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..a random fisherman asks you if you want a Pokemon. If you choose yes, he'll say your party is full (regardless if it is or isn't), and says he'll give you the Arceus later. He vanishes to Poketopia, when..
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Your DS/DSi reboots out of nowhere... the game states that your save data is corrupt, regardless it loads the file anyway, you find that...
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your speite looks like a pimp, and all of your pokemon are dressed like hookers...
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...and every trainer has a team full of Magikarps that know Hyper Beam and Explosion...
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You have to lose then you will be taken to the Pokemon Center, and instead of healing your Pokemon Nurse Joy will ...
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..throw them in a bag and hit you in the head with it. She asks what color you see. If you say "Chuck Norris," she will..
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lose her head(literally) and roll on the floor then...
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Punch you in the face and kick you in your family jewels then she says....
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