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you make it eat red food, it turns red/orange..soo...
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It turns on fire and burns up your gameboy. but it quickly evolved into a computer game...
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and then it will evolve again based on what it evolved into. If it evolved into a PC computer game it will evolve into an Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3, or PSP game. If it was a Mac game it will evolve into a Gamecube or Wii game. If it was for Linux it will evolve into anything. But you hate them all and smash it with a sledgehammer and it will go back to a GBA or DS game depending on what you started with.
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then it turns into as ds game. pokemon jade, whitch really doesn't exsist. then u get sucked into the anime, and u r now ash. bcaus ur ash, u no longer have ne will to live. u put a gun to ur head. then dawn leaps at u shouting "ASH NO!!!" then u ask if she likes u and she says yes. then u have a very long make-out session with her...
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but then you realize, "Wait a sec, the anime says she's like 10 right? EWW!!! Little Kid! And If I'm Ash, I should be like 15. That's sick." So then you kick her into a well and fly to Cerulean to h/u with Misty
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But you find her underwater with Tracy, and they both have gills and your so freaked out you run to proffeseur Oaks house.
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but you find Oak making out w/ your mom so you challenge him to a battle
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But before the battle starts, Groudon pops out of nowhere and starts jumping on your face, It didn't hurt much cuz you were so big compared to him. So you pick Groudon up and throw him at Darkjagwar and...
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Groudon evolved into a wynaut! The wynaut used Unsafeguard, attracting loads of bad luck to darkjagwar! Then...
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Wynaut starts swearing in another language, he said that all Roserade have 8 belly buttons and the Roserade started beating him up... THEN...
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After watching Roserade you have a sudden urge to get your belly button pierced at a pokemon center. You're on the way to Viridian City when a flying car that looks like the one from Harry Potter hits you. After waking up in the hospital room, you realize...
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that you need to catch a flying pikachu then you...
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that you don't watch harry potter so you don't know what that is. and a big fat rich kid starts yelling that youre too filthy for the pokemoncenter. So you are booted out, and then you find a very hot dirty blond who starts kissing you until her boyfriend comes and starts hitting you with a stick, so you challenge him to a pokemon to a pokemon battle, you send out Wurmple and he sends out Regigigas. You yell What the fuk around the whole world so people in china can hear you and...
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you are so mad that your head explodes and you turn into a raichu
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and you use a brand new attack called "Rape Groudon" so you started to rape groudon, but then, his mother came and slapped him in the face and then she threw a piece of cream pie at him and...
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falcon punched you out of the way and started raping Groundon herself. completely freaked out, you go to the mart and buy some drugs when all of a sudden...
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Darkjagwar came out and kicks u in the face to prevent harm done to you with drugs :P
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Now, while you're in the store, you must buy exactly:
46 Poke Balls 764 Hyper Potions 19 Paralyze heals 32 Repels 97 Max Repels 77 Antidotes If you can buy them all in less than 30 seconds, a new item will be available, the new evolution item, "Chaos Stone!" Use it on a Pokemon and... |
...use the chaos stone on a caterpie.It will learn fly and another attack called flying tornado which.....
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Will turn it into a prostitute and make you horny, and when all the censorred stuff is over a dog comes and kisses your ass so you eat its poop and then you realize you have no Pokemon so you poo and get Muk . . .
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muk takes a crap and it turns into a wailord and uses dig and goes to the sinnoh underground when it caves in on you.
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But then you find bill gates using a hacking pokemon system called microsoft
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but it turns out that your bill gates cousin so you give him cake
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then u turn into a waffle and get eaten by a swiming golem that came aut of nowere! u "get out" later and then....
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then battle a flying chansey. if you win in 3.858568 turns, you will get the an item called fury stone.
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