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the mewtwo has only splash you try to teach it psychic you find the tm in your bag and it says not able and you use a berry on it and a magikarp cames out of the mewtwo costume eats it and goes away you have no pokemon you start to cry
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Then you see a purple light behind a big tree. "Is that the real mewtwo....?" You thought as you let out a pokeball, ready to catch that pokemon... |
... The Mewtwo bats the pokéball away with his tremendous psychic force. You ready your first pokémon for the inevitable battle...
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then it uses thunderbolt and frys itself
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So you run away like a n00b cos you think pika is the best thing since sliced bread...
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...only to be stopped by its evil mom Raichu...
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Who loves shiny things and steals ur badges
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The Raichu Thunderbolts you and you fall into a deep sleep, until you wake up to find that you have..
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a HUGE pie!!! (OMG...) lol
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...and when u eat it something slithers aroud in ur mouth...
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ZOMGMGMG!!!!
ITs an EkAnS! I_I |
3 hours later
you need to go to the toilet and tada there comes our nice limited edition brown ekans |
you take the ekens(with gloves on..) and you sell it on ebay 4 only a park ball and a stick of bubble gum used for strees relife... u give the gum 2 dawn(so she can dell with her crush on ash..) and then she....
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Then Have sex wit wiggytuff
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WHAT THE- for crying out loud! O_O
Okaaaay... so... you get hit by a car because of evil toothbrushes... |
dude, thats not appropriate ashmaster32.
but, moving on, the two pokegods drakos, god of destructions, and Demos, god of light and life, ask u which side u will join to return to earth........ |
You find some random Pies and throw them at the gods and they get angry so they turnu into a Bidoof who does....
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throw rare candits at rayquaza and he will sing "throw up throw up
So wake up and youll be super mario |
and then you see a goomba and you jump on it and you keep hearing rayquazas song throw up throw up in your head its annoying
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A Pidgey who is emetophobic is going crazy because of the song and attacks you. You kill it for being an annoying loser, and you then find that you are standing in...
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a gigantic pool of lava...
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but you also discover that you have been transformed into a Slugma, so now you must set off on a quest to destroy...
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Sephiroth, but he kills Aerith and calls meteor anyway, so you...
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use synthesis and turn into a turtwig, so you...
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