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Use razor leaf to destroy meteor which is weak to grass-type moves, which forces Sephiroth to...
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explode into billions of wurmples that get crushed by the rmains of meteor, so then...
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you find a new type of pokeball that allows you to catch only...
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level 1 magikarpz....
You get angry at the guys who make pokeballl's and... |
take him shopping in Goldenrod City
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You take him to a resturaunt and order alot of stuff, then you say you're going to the washroom, but you actually ditch him.
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Then use your bike and go to petalburg woods
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Then Fly to Littleroot Town and go into your rival's house. Brendan/May will ask to marry you.
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So then you go all psycho-like and shove May/Brendan in the microwave. Hit popcorn, when the microwave "pings"...
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And you sit down on the couch enjoying the movie and the popcorn, then suddenly...
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Johnny depp comes out the t.v to smack you
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and you fall into trainer hexavision+.
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then you will find a special item called "0xhgwhjrgjhbv121212ehjk" use it and you will teleport to new bark town where you meet a man who asks you for a cheeseburger...
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And when he finds out you don't have one, he chases you all around town until you are forced to take shelter in a nearby cave. Inside, you stumble upon...
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....A driffblon eating a cheasbuger.......
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You take the cheeseburger from it and find out the guy now wants a Southwest Chicken Sandwich from Home Depot. So you go to Home Depot and...
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...get hit on the head with a guy with a planks of wood and asks for the pokemon.......
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he bores you you fall asleep and luigi kills you by saying spaghetti spaghetti and you say stop luigi he says thats mama luigi to you and the king says dinner dinner dinner link says great im so hungry i can eat the pokemon player he eats you
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then out comes mr T and slaps all you fools silly, then drinks his milk
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Then you fly to Viridian city somehow and catch 50 level 3 Pikachus.
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After catching a Pikachu, u accidentally throw one of the pikas down the drain, and, getting mad, it t-bolts the water in the drain, exploding ur bathroom
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Save your game and fly somehow to Goldenrod City. Use Rock Smash on the guard in the Magnet Train station and walk down the tracks in the opposite direction of Saffron.
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then eat a raichu and use strenghth to move the tracks
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which them puts u in the path of the magnet train so.......
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it attaches u to its magnet (dont u wish that u left ur designer metal watch at home) and flies off a steep cliff...........
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