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The Idiots Club!
(Not the same as the randomness club, this is strange, but less random.)
This is for people who say they're idiots and are proud, even if you're a straight A student or a genius! To start, you must watch this. If you like it, you qualify for this club. If you don't watch it, that's fine, you could still join. Members Nintendo freak - owner Rai - Co-owner pika-mew - Co-owner ArticunoIce No members list! |
I'll join! I am a HUGE idiot!!!!!! Yay. Can I be teh o-owner?
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I'm an ideot idiot! I'll be...um... the other co-owner? XD
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Yes, to both of poo sue you!
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Umm, I'm thinkin' I'm joinin'. I'm pretty much an Idiot of all Idiots at some other forum. So, I'm in! XD
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Yay!!!!! *runs around* I so happppppppppy!!!!!!
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Four members already! Now, to activate our master plan to take over the world!
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One time, I found this card on the ground. On the front, it said, 'The Idiot Card. If you'd like to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours, turn this card over...' On the back, it said, 'The Idiot Card. If you'd like to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours, turn this card over...'
And I STILL don't know how to keep an idiot busy for hours! *turns card over and over, frustrated* |
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*gasps* Magically appear? Don't you know teh seriousness of this situation? *puts on serious situation helmet aka dunce cap*
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*gasp* So that's where my cap went! I felt so dumb without it.
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You want idiot? Today I put a golf ball in the toaster. Lemme put it like this: BLAM! Golf ball everywhere!
Can I join? CanIcanIcanI?! |
Yes! Of course you can join my fellow idiot!!!
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I wanna join! *falls off a cliff*
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Yay!!! Welcomes to teh cluuby!!!!!!!!!!
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Woot! *puts on a dunce cap and falls off the Emper Impre Emirr Empire state building*
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Me liketh fudge! Me liketh join! Squawk! Polly Molly want cracker! Squawk!
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You can join! Gwah, now everyone's copying my scratching-out thingy! *pouts* Ah well. What's a few shared ideas between a few fellow ideots idiots? :)
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Right now I'm playing Poker with Bill Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, and Lindsay Lohan! A couple hours ago we prank phone called George Bush, on Rosie O' Donnell's cellphone. Captain Planet got it for us. Later we'll plot our attack against teh ebil Carebears. You know they're ebil....
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*nods* They are. But I thought they were the Care MARES. Great. Now what am I gonna do with this million dollar high security stable? *sigh*
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High Security stable? For what? You're trying to accuse me of something arent you? I DIDNT DO IT! It was err...um...eh....Ashton Kutcher!! Yeah that's it....*flees*
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Can I join please?
Now, before you answer, I know what you're thinking: "hey, that guy stole my shoes!" but it wasn't me! It was err... ASHTON KUTCHER! just like with .::Escalator::. ... *runs away with shoes* |
Why's everyone blaming poor Ashton Kutcher? We all know that it was Hilary Duff! *dramatic music*
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I loathe Hillary Duff!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies* Oh....an....welcomes ~Tang~
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No more members list! It'll keep the owner and co-owners from being confused and/or smart. Yay! I have pudding in my head instead of a brain!
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DO THE DONKEY KONG DANCE! *pounds chest until it bleeds*
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Wow, didn't think this club would be so, poplular. Guess it'll be popularer more popular than I thought.
Welcomeh....ish...eth...e to da Idiot Club, where an Idiot is around the corner your foot. Hey, why don't we sing the Llama Song to get unbored. What do you guys think about making a list on why to be an Idiot? X3 |
I am very very SMORT! but I ell jion htis lcup anwaya! :oDur.
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quit hoggin all the pudding NF!
Now, can someone PLEASE tell me where I can get some tang round here? |
TANG?! Where? *runs in circles and hits a wall*
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thats what I wanna know! *runs around and trips over AngelWolfie*
Oh, allo there guvnor! |
*burps so loud that all the glass in the world breaks*
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NF!!!! I think you just killed a bunch of people.........COOL!!!
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4. Just about everyone is. 7. It's fun! 10. People will either pity or be creeped out by you. 111. You get into the insane asylum free! There are nice people there. 65. Coat racks. 3. ...yeah. Yay, I can count! ^-^ |
Yay! Piki!! You are the best counter on the face of this pitiful Earth!!
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^-^ Thanks. Z 7 4 6 143....
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Im more of an ideot...idiot than I act...Ill join!
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Yay! Welcomes to thee clubby!!! *Gives cookie*
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*eats cookie* thanks! *drops it* whoops...
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Help! Help! *runs from two guys in white coats holding a straightjacket* *climbs a tree to get away, acting like a monkey and throwing acorns at them* Mwahahaha!
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Stop it! You will stain my beautiful jacket!! *runs off sobbing*
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Oooh! Tch, I act like a complete idiot IRL, tch, so count me in. Duu-- --huauuauuauu! *drools like a retard* Oo;
Oooh I eat pieces of wall and insects in hischool and Lick benches too. oO; *pokes nose with mouse* |
Yay!!!!!! Welcomes to theeeee clubby! *gives you a bench to lick*
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Hey! I learned a trick!
1) Grab your bottom lip 2) Pull it up over your head 3) Bring it down around your feet and back to where you started 4) Swallow |
Wow! That's cool! *tries it* Owwies!!
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-tries as well- Ow! I tore my lip! How dare you!? XD
----------------------------------------------- Reasons to be an Idiot Everyone knows there are Idiots around in a BUNCH of places. But you're wondering, "Why BE an Idiot?". Well, to answer your question, Idiots have been around in the times of 5000 B.C. Since then, Idiots have continued to live in modern times, and will still today. To become an Idiot, you must: 1) Run around and hit a wall 2) Say "XD CHEESE!" a lot 3) Do stupid stunts 4) Get your Idiot permit Once you do that, you're a total Idiot! Now to keep your permit, avoid getting arrested, tickets and such, you MUST continue your Idiotness! It's against the law not to be an Idiot if you have a permit. Here are some questions people have asked: John age 16:Q.Dude, like how old do we have to be to become an Idiot? A. You must be at least 4. Maria age 26:Q. How do I know if I'm ready to become an Idiot? A. If you act stupid of course! Jared age 11:Q. How do we get a permit? A. Go to "Idiot School of The Country" to learn to become an Idiot(even more), then go to "Idiot Permits". Lila age 21: Q. Okay, will it cost anything? A.Yes! It will only cose 0.56789 cents! Harvey age 18: Q. How CAN we pay that? A. Easy! pay 56789 pennies! Smith age 34: Q. Why become an Idiot? A. Because, bacoming an Idiot puts smiles on others faces! And you like smiles right? I thought so. Now that that's answered, lets fill out an Idiot application: Name:_____________________ Age:_______________________ Signature:__________________ E-mail:_____________________ Why you want to be an Idiot:_________________________________________________________________________ Okay! Send in into (random mail address) and we'll answer you by e-mail! We'll ask you some questions and we'll put you in the closest Idiot School for you. Please enjoy your day! -------------------------------------------------------- We are not responsable for how stupid you may become. Idiots are (C) to themselves. Please go back and enjoy your life. Thank you. ArticunoIce AKA Retard of Idiots ----------------------------------------------- If you want, you can fill that out for no reason. XD |
I'm sowwy....Grammy!! *cries head off*
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OMG the Power Rangers are at my door! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM!!!!!!!!!!thirty-nine1!!!!!!i!!!!!!!!lll!!!!!!!zero!!!!!!!!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO? WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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Stab them in the eye with this!! *gives you dagger*
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no, try this instead! *gives escalator a herring*
I stabbed myself in the eye with a herring once... it was awesome |
*gibberish* nvifd ghixlhnjk nh gfibhjsxui gfhjbjnxloiuyetu;trd yesthisisjustpurespam butinawayitsmoreofbeingstupidthanspamming vnkjfhiknhgb izh ilikepie
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*pig latin* ellohay ymay oodgay wendsfay!!!!!
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If you can be disgruntled... can you be just GRUNTLED too? If so, I am feeling very gruntled right now... |
Google is good.... Google is bad..... me say both.... what do you say? I also say....
All your cookie are belong to me |
My uncle still has my nose...
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Ooooh! *sucks cheek in and places apen inside it*
*sticks pens in his eyes nose and ears and Plastic Microphone(tm) up his mouth* djdjbrdtjgtrhjbgdngtbv htyhj j 6896556 Eaouu! I amz Deoxys! *pulls in one arm and runs around the house* J00v just had a hurrible txt experience!!!111oneonezero |
Yay! I am sleeping even when I'm not sleeping......O.o;;;;;;;
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*makes drowning noises* gnizdbgyozi hybnslxtzubynxbnhdtvikhyvkjux udi ntdhnidufynhbgidb
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Schmittywerbenjenhanser!!!
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heck i heck i,am joining this club
Cmon the mentals gime a hell yeah |
WYulBluL. *Runs around pretending to be a turkey*
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I be a pilgrim!!! *pulls out rifle and aims at Shadow Scizor*
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*yells his lungs out the window* IT EVEN REMOVES THA STAINS CAUSED BY HOT KETCHUP!! O_O;;; *pulls out squeaker thing from his Pikachu plushie and blows hard on it making annoying sounds*
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But now I'm a CATERPILLAR! PH33R ME!!!! *squirms around on the floor*
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*takes out bug repellant* Fear this can, you insignificant fool!
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BUG REPELLANT?! HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS GOING TO BE A MOO MOO COW NEXT?! *hides behind a thin tree*
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*takes chainsaw and cuts down tree* I found you! I win!!!
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hey watch it*gets chainsaw back*
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Mommy, I Cockied In My Pants! Waaaaah....
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Aaaahhh!!! The smell is hurifign hordigfyng horrifying! Everybody, run!
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Grrr... Now where did I put my thumb... I was just licking it 3 seconds ago...
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Can I join meh a huge iduot iuodot
Idot yeah teter there we goe go. |
Ofs courses yous cans joins! O_o
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Thank fou bou you.I appercitates it.
Wow I didn't even know I could speel that word |
Wits Wa Wiracle! Wi Wo Woud Wof Wou!
Translation: It's a miracle! I'm so proud of you! |
*looks over at a bottle that says posin don't drink*
Poisin......don't.......drink Yay I can read and I will fallow the bottles instrustions *drinks poisin* Burp...that was good*turns purple* That's some good stuff |
Oh oh can I join im an idiot sort of ( I wear a helmet) lol J/K
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Yes! Ofs courses yous cans joins! *gives you welcome presy*
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owo i FEll bery hapyy!...... *drool*
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*cleans up drool* We should really try to stop that habbit of yours *takes out dagger*
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ok ok i promiseses that I will stop
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I still can't find my thumb... grrr... and I was just licking it, too...
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*searches coat pocket* oh......here it is......how it got there.....I dunno.....O.o;;
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Are you looking for this *pulls finger out of mouth* here
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SCREEEEEEEEEECH! Oh sowwy. Boot I wove to scratch Chalk Boards.....
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Wait, no, it was on my foot the whole time! *points to hand* I wonder what... uh... wait... what were those again... fingers...no... ears.... no... wait. Yes, THUMBS those ones are?
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You are so helpless! *cuts own thumb and gives to you* There. Enjoy.
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*Throws Up* THAT NASTY! but can I have onee
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Sure. *cuts off other thumb and gives to you* Yay. I am thumbless.
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Yay, now I have... *counts* 28 THUMBS! YAY!
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*steals some* Yay. I am no longer thumbless.
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Oh no haw are you going to play videoo gams wit me?...
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*sigh* I'll play with the feet.
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Ok do u wannaa bee fwiends?..........................
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NO, NOW I ONLY HAVE 56 THUMBS! *hides under a moldy desk with roaches* Oooo... *looks at roaches* HELLO KITTIES! *pets them*
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I WAN FWEND! WAAAAA!!! *pauses to pet roach* WAAAAA!!!
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Ko we can bwe FWIENDSES!!
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YAY, GWOUP HUG!!! *trips and hits a rock* GAAAAAH, *bleep* IT!!!!!!!! *bleep* THIS *bleep* ROCK! *bleeeeeeeeep*
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