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Nintendo freak October 12th, 2005 2:15 PM

The Idiots Club!
 
(Not the same as the randomness club, this is strange, but less random.)

This is for people who say they're idiots and are proud, even if you're a straight A student or a genius! To start, you must watch this. If you like it, you qualify for this club. If you don't watch it, that's fine, you could still join.

Members
Nintendo freak - owner
Rai - Co-owner
pika-mew - Co-owner
ArticunoIce

No members list!

Rai October 12th, 2005 2:17 PM

I'll join! I am a HUGE idiot!!!!!! Yay. Can I be teh o-owner?

Amy-chan October 12th, 2005 2:21 PM

I'm an ideot idiot! I'll be...um... the other co-owner? XD

Nintendo freak October 12th, 2005 2:24 PM

Yes, to both of poo sue you!

ArticunoIce October 12th, 2005 2:25 PM

Umm, I'm thinkin' I'm joinin'. I'm pretty much an Idiot of all Idiots at some other forum. So, I'm in! XD

Rai October 12th, 2005 2:26 PM

Yay!!!!! *runs around* I so happppppppppy!!!!!!

Nintendo freak October 12th, 2005 2:27 PM

Four members already! Now, to activate our master plan to take over the world!

Amy-chan October 12th, 2005 2:28 PM

One time, I found this card on the ground. On the front, it said, 'The Idiot Card. If you'd like to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours, turn this card over...' On the back, it said, 'The Idiot Card. If you'd like to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours, turn this card over...'

And I STILL don't know how to keep an idiot busy for hours! *turns card over and over, frustrated*

Nintendo freak October 12th, 2005 2:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pika-mew
One time, I found this card on the ground. On the front, it said, 'The Idiot Card. If you'd like to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours, turn this card over...' On the back, it said, 'The Idiot Card. If you'd like to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours, turn this card over...'

And I STILL don't know how to keep an idiot busy for hours! *turns card over and over, frustrated*

Oh, I get it! The instructions will magically appear when you flip it over enough! Same thing happened to me with my friend's shirt. It said the same thing on it.

Amy-chan October 12th, 2005 2:40 PM

*gasps* Magically appear? Don't you know teh seriousness of this situation? *puts on serious situation helmet aka dunce cap*

Rai October 12th, 2005 2:42 PM

*gasp* So that's where my cap went! I felt so dumb without it.

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare October 12th, 2005 2:48 PM

You want idiot? Today I put a golf ball in the toaster. Lemme put it like this: BLAM! Golf ball everywhere!

Can I join? CanIcanIcanI?!

Rai October 12th, 2005 2:49 PM

Yes! Of course you can join my fellow idiot!!!

Karasu October 12th, 2005 2:54 PM

I wanna join! *falls off a cliff*

Rai October 12th, 2005 2:55 PM

Yay!!! Welcomes to teh cluuby!!!!!!!!!!

Karasu October 12th, 2005 2:58 PM

Woot! *puts on a dunce cap and falls off the Emper Impre Emirr Empire state building*

.::Escalator::. October 12th, 2005 4:02 PM

Me liketh fudge! Me liketh join! Squawk! Polly Molly want cracker! Squawk!

Amy-chan October 12th, 2005 4:03 PM

You can join! Gwah, now everyone's copying my scratching-out thingy! *pouts* Ah well. What's a few shared ideas between a few fellow ideots idiots? :)

.::Escalator::. October 12th, 2005 4:18 PM

Right now I'm playing Poker with Bill Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, and Lindsay Lohan! A couple hours ago we prank phone called George Bush, on Rosie O' Donnell's cellphone. Captain Planet got it for us. Later we'll plot our attack against teh ebil Carebears. You know they're ebil....

Amy-chan October 12th, 2005 4:27 PM

*nods* They are. But I thought they were the Care MARES. Great. Now what am I gonna do with this million dollar high security stable? *sigh*

.::Escalator::. October 12th, 2005 4:34 PM

High Security stable? For what? You're trying to accuse me of something arent you? I DIDNT DO IT! It was err...um...eh....Ashton Kutcher!! Yeah that's it....*flees*

~tang~ October 13th, 2005 12:08 AM

Can I join please?

Now, before you answer, I know what you're thinking: "hey, that guy stole my shoes!" but it wasn't me! It was err... ASHTON KUTCHER! just like with .::Escalator::. ... *runs away with shoes*

Amy-chan October 13th, 2005 8:58 AM

Why's everyone blaming poor Ashton Kutcher? We all know that it was Hilary Duff! *dramatic music*

Rai October 13th, 2005 9:06 AM

I loathe Hillary Duff!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies* Oh....an....welcomes ~Tang~

Nintendo freak October 13th, 2005 11:07 AM

No more members list! It'll keep the owner and co-owners from being confused and/or smart. Yay! I have pudding in my head instead of a brain!

Karasu October 13th, 2005 11:52 AM

DO THE DONKEY KONG DANCE! *pounds chest until it bleeds*

ArticunoIce October 13th, 2005 2:10 PM

Wow, didn't think this club would be so, poplular. Guess it'll be popularer more popular than I thought.


Welcomeh....ish...eth...e to da Idiot Club, where an Idiot is around the corner your foot.

Hey, why don't we sing the Llama Song to get unbored. What do you guys think about making a list on why to be an Idiot? X3

AngelWolfie October 13th, 2005 8:11 PM

I am very very SMORT! but I ell jion htis lcup anwaya! :oDur.

~tang~ October 13th, 2005 11:35 PM

quit hoggin all the pudding NF!

Now, can someone PLEASE tell me where I can get some tang round here?

AngelWolfie October 14th, 2005 12:18 AM

TANG?! Where? *runs in circles and hits a wall*

~tang~ October 14th, 2005 1:09 AM

thats what I wanna know! *runs around and trips over AngelWolfie*

Oh, allo there guvnor!

Nintendo freak October 14th, 2005 11:24 AM

*burps so loud that all the glass in the world breaks*

Rai October 14th, 2005 12:08 PM

NF!!!! I think you just killed a bunch of people.........COOL!!!

Amy-chan October 14th, 2005 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArticunoIce
What do you guys think about making a list on why to be an Idiot? X3

Alrighty.

4. Just about everyone is.
7. It's fun!
10. People will either pity or be creeped out by you.
111. You get into the insane asylum free! There are nice people there.
65. Coat racks.
3. ...yeah.
Yay, I can count! ^-^

Rai October 14th, 2005 12:25 PM

Yay! Piki!! You are the best counter on the face of this pitiful Earth!!

Amy-chan October 14th, 2005 12:30 PM

^-^ Thanks. Z 7 4 6 143....

Chikara October 14th, 2005 12:32 PM

Im more of an ideot...idiot than I act...Ill join!

Rai October 14th, 2005 12:36 PM

Yay! Welcomes to thee clubby!!! *Gives cookie*

Chikara October 14th, 2005 12:41 PM

*eats cookie* thanks! *drops it* whoops...

Nintendo freak October 15th, 2005 3:00 AM

Help! Help! *runs from two guys in white coats holding a straightjacket* *climbs a tree to get away, acting like a monkey and throwing acorns at them* Mwahahaha!

Rai October 15th, 2005 7:26 AM

Stop it! You will stain my beautiful jacket!! *runs off sobbing*

Charizard_Fire_God October 15th, 2005 7:31 AM

Oooh! Tch, I act like a complete idiot IRL, tch, so count me in. Duu-- --huauuauuauu! *drools like a retard* Oo;

Oooh I eat pieces of wall and insects in hischool and Lick benches too. oO; *pokes nose with mouse*

Rai October 15th, 2005 8:38 AM

Yay!!!!!! Welcomes to theeeee clubby! *gives you a bench to lick*

Nintendo freak October 15th, 2005 9:34 AM

Hey! I learned a trick!

1) Grab your bottom lip
2) Pull it up over your head
3) Bring it down around your feet and back to where you started
4) Swallow

Rai October 15th, 2005 9:36 AM

Wow! That's cool! *tries it* Owwies!!

ArticunoIce October 15th, 2005 11:32 AM

-tries as well- Ow! I tore my lip! How dare you!? XD

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Reasons to be an Idiot

Everyone knows there are Idiots around in a BUNCH of places. But you're wondering, "Why BE an Idiot?". Well, to answer your question, Idiots have been around in the times of 5000 B.C. Since then, Idiots have continued to live in modern times, and will still today. To become an Idiot, you must:

1) Run around and hit a wall
2) Say "XD CHEESE!" a lot
3) Do stupid stunts
4) Get your Idiot permit

Once you do that, you're a total Idiot! Now to keep your permit, avoid getting arrested, tickets and such, you MUST continue your Idiotness! It's against the law not to be an Idiot if you have a permit. Here are some questions people have asked:

John age 16:Q.Dude, like how old do we have to be to become an Idiot?
A. You must be at least 4.

Maria age 26:Q. How do I know if I'm ready to become an Idiot?
A. If you act stupid of course!

Jared age 11:Q. How do we get a permit?
A. Go to "Idiot School of The Country" to learn to become an Idiot(even more), then go to "Idiot Permits".

Lila age 21: Q. Okay, will it cost anything?
A.Yes! It will only cose 0.56789 cents!

Harvey age 18: Q. How CAN we pay that?
A. Easy! pay 56789 pennies!

Smith age 34: Q. Why become an Idiot?
A. Because, bacoming an Idiot puts smiles on others faces! And you like smiles right? I thought so.

Now that that's answered, lets fill out an Idiot application:

Name:_____________________
Age:_______________________
Signature:__________________
E-mail:_____________________
Why you want to be an Idiot:_________________________________________________________________________
Okay! Send in into (random mail address) and we'll answer you by e-mail! We'll ask you some questions and we'll put you in the closest Idiot School for you. Please enjoy your day!

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We are not responsable for how stupid you may become. Idiots are (C) to themselves. Please go back and enjoy your life. Thank you.

ArticunoIce AKA Retard of Idiots



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If you want, you can fill that out for no reason. XD

Rai October 15th, 2005 11:34 AM

I'm sowwy....Grammy!! *cries head off*

.::Escalator::. October 15th, 2005 1:09 PM

OMG the Power Rangers are at my door! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM!!!!!!!!!!thirty-nine1!!!!!!i!!!!!!!!lll!!!!!!!zero!!!!!!!!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO? WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Rai October 15th, 2005 1:25 PM

Stab them in the eye with this!! *gives you dagger*

~tang~ October 15th, 2005 3:58 PM

no, try this instead! *gives escalator a herring*

I stabbed myself in the eye with a herring once... it was awesome

Nintendo freak October 16th, 2005 1:57 AM

*gibberish* nvifd ghixlhnjk nh gfibhjsxui gfhjbjnxloiuyetu;trd yesthisisjustpurespam butinawayitsmoreofbeingstupidthanspamming vnkjfhiknhgb izh ilikepie

Rai October 16th, 2005 7:53 AM

*pig latin* ellohay ymay oodgay wendsfay!!!!!

~tang~ October 16th, 2005 6:59 PM


If you can be disgruntled... can you be just GRUNTLED too? If so, I am feeling very gruntled right now...

Nintendo freak October 17th, 2005 3:41 PM

Google is good.... Google is bad..... me say both.... what do you say? I also say....

All your cookie are belong to me

~tang~ October 17th, 2005 11:50 PM

My uncle still has my nose...

Charizard_Fire_God October 18th, 2005 9:21 AM

Ooooh! *sucks cheek in and places apen inside it*
*sticks pens in his eyes nose and ears and Plastic Microphone(tm) up his mouth*
djdjbrdtjgtrhjbgdngtbv
htyhj
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6896556
Eaouu! I amz Deoxys! *pulls in one arm and runs around the house*

J00v just had a hurrible txt experience!!!111oneonezero

Rai October 18th, 2005 11:13 AM

Yay! I am sleeping even when I'm not sleeping......O.o;;;;;;;

Nintendo freak October 18th, 2005 12:08 PM

*makes drowning noises* gnizdbgyozi hybnslxtzubynxbnhdtvikhyvkjux udi ntdhnidufynhbgidb

Karasu October 18th, 2005 12:11 PM

Schmittywerbenjenhanser!!!

Recknin October 18th, 2005 12:12 PM

heck i heck i,am joining this club
Cmon the mentals
gime a hell yeah

Karasu October 18th, 2005 12:14 PM

WYulBluL. *Runs around pretending to be a turkey*

Rai October 18th, 2005 12:16 PM

I be a pilgrim!!! *pulls out rifle and aims at Shadow Scizor*

Charizard_Fire_God October 18th, 2005 12:17 PM

*yells his lungs out the window* IT EVEN REMOVES THA STAINS CAUSED BY HOT KETCHUP!! O_O;;; *pulls out squeaker thing from his Pikachu plushie and blows hard on it making annoying sounds*

Karasu October 18th, 2005 12:17 PM

But now I'm a CATERPILLAR! PH33R ME!!!! *squirms around on the floor*

Rai October 18th, 2005 12:19 PM

*takes out bug repellant* Fear this can, you insignificant fool!

Karasu October 18th, 2005 12:20 PM

BUG REPELLANT?! HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS GOING TO BE A MOO MOO COW NEXT?! *hides behind a thin tree*

Rai October 18th, 2005 12:21 PM

*takes chainsaw and cuts down tree* I found you! I win!!!

Recknin October 18th, 2005 12:40 PM

hey watch it*gets chainsaw back*

Karasu October 18th, 2005 12:49 PM

Mommy, I Cockied In My Pants! Waaaaah....

Nintendo freak October 18th, 2005 12:55 PM

Aaaahhh!!! The smell is hurifign hordigfyng horrifying! Everybody, run!

Karasu October 18th, 2005 1:17 PM

Grrr... Now where did I put my thumb... I was just licking it 3 seconds ago...

Furea-chan October 18th, 2005 2:16 PM

Can I join meh a huge iduot iuodot
Idot yeah teter there we goe go.

Rai October 18th, 2005 2:20 PM

Ofs courses yous cans joins! O_o

Furea-chan October 18th, 2005 2:24 PM

Thank fou bou you.I appercitates it.
Wow I didn't even know I could speel that word

Rai October 18th, 2005 2:27 PM

Wits Wa Wiracle! Wi Wo Woud Wof Wou!

Translation: It's a miracle! I'm so proud of you!

Furea-chan October 18th, 2005 2:31 PM

*looks over at a bottle that says posin don't drink*
Poisin......don't.......drink Yay I can read and I will fallow the bottles instrustions
*drinks poisin*
Burp...that was good*turns purple* That's some good stuff

MAR Heaven October 18th, 2005 3:21 PM

Oh oh can I join im an idiot sort of ( I wear a helmet) lol J/K

Rai October 18th, 2005 3:22 PM

Yes! Ofs courses yous cans joins! *gives you welcome presy*

MAR Heaven October 18th, 2005 3:24 PM

owo i FEll bery hapyy!...... *drool*

Rai October 18th, 2005 3:26 PM

*cleans up drool* We should really try to stop that habbit of yours *takes out dagger*

MAR Heaven October 18th, 2005 3:34 PM

ok ok i promiseses that I will stop

Karasu October 18th, 2005 3:37 PM

I still can't find my thumb... grrr... and I was just licking it, too...

Rai October 18th, 2005 3:39 PM

*searches coat pocket* oh......here it is......how it got there.....I dunno.....O.o;;

MAR Heaven October 18th, 2005 3:39 PM

Are you looking for this *pulls finger out of mouth* here

Rai October 18th, 2005 3:41 PM

SCREEEEEEEEEECH! Oh sowwy. Boot I wove to scratch Chalk Boards.....

Karasu October 18th, 2005 3:42 PM

Wait, no, it was on my foot the whole time! *points to hand* I wonder what... uh... wait... what were those again... fingers...no... ears.... no... wait. Yes, THUMBS those ones are?

Rai October 18th, 2005 3:43 PM

You are so helpless! *cuts own thumb and gives to you* There. Enjoy.

MAR Heaven October 18th, 2005 3:44 PM

*Throws Up* THAT NASTY! but can I have onee

Rai October 18th, 2005 3:45 PM

Sure. *cuts off other thumb and gives to you* Yay. I am thumbless.

Karasu October 18th, 2005 3:46 PM

Yay, now I have... *counts* 28 THUMBS! YAY!

Rai October 18th, 2005 3:46 PM

*steals some* Yay. I am no longer thumbless.

MAR Heaven October 18th, 2005 3:47 PM

Oh no haw are you going to play videoo gams wit me?...

Rai October 18th, 2005 3:48 PM

*sigh* I'll play with the feet.

MAR Heaven October 18th, 2005 3:49 PM

Ok do u wannaa bee fwiends?..........................

Karasu October 18th, 2005 3:49 PM

NO, NOW I ONLY HAVE 56 THUMBS! *hides under a moldy desk with roaches* Oooo... *looks at roaches* HELLO KITTIES! *pets them*

Rai October 18th, 2005 3:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlastoiseB.B.
Ok do u wannaa bee fwiends?..........................

Suuuuuuuuuuuure Fwends we be

Karasu October 18th, 2005 3:51 PM

I WAN FWEND! WAAAAA!!! *pauses to pet roach* WAAAAA!!!

MAR Heaven October 18th, 2005 3:52 PM

Ko we can bwe FWIENDSES!!

Rai October 18th, 2005 3:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow Scizor
I WAN FWEND! WAAAAA!!! *pauses to pet roach* WAAAAA!!!

I'lls bes yours fwends

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlastoiseB.B.
Ko we can bwe FWIENDSES!!

Yays! Fors fwendness!!!

Karasu October 18th, 2005 3:55 PM

YAY, GWOUP HUG!!! *trips and hits a rock* GAAAAAH, *bleep* IT!!!!!!!! *bleep* THIS *bleep* ROCK! *bleeeeeeeeep*


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