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DO THE DONKEY KONG DANCE! *pounds chest until it bleeds*
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Wow, didn't think this club would be so, poplular. Guess it'll be popularer more popular than I thought.
Welcomeh....ish...eth...e to da Idiot Club, where an Idiot is around the corner your foot. Hey, why don't we sing the Llama Song to get unbored. What do you guys think about making a list on why to be an Idiot? X3 |
I am very very SMORT! but I ell jion htis lcup anwaya! :oDur.
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quit hoggin all the pudding NF!
Now, can someone PLEASE tell me where I can get some tang round here? |
TANG?! Where? *runs in circles and hits a wall*
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thats what I wanna know! *runs around and trips over AngelWolfie*
Oh, allo there guvnor! |
*burps so loud that all the glass in the world breaks*
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NF!!!! I think you just killed a bunch of people.........COOL!!!
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4. Just about everyone is. 7. It's fun! 10. People will either pity or be creeped out by you. 111. You get into the insane asylum free! There are nice people there. 65. Coat racks. 3. ...yeah. Yay, I can count! ^-^ |
Yay! Piki!! You are the best counter on the face of this pitiful Earth!!
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^-^ Thanks. Z 7 4 6 143....
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Im more of an ideot...idiot than I act...Ill join!
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Yay! Welcomes to thee clubby!!! *Gives cookie*
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*eats cookie* thanks! *drops it* whoops...
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Help! Help! *runs from two guys in white coats holding a straightjacket* *climbs a tree to get away, acting like a monkey and throwing acorns at them* Mwahahaha!
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Stop it! You will stain my beautiful jacket!! *runs off sobbing*
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Oooh! Tch, I act like a complete idiot IRL, tch, so count me in. Duu-- --huauuauuauu! *drools like a retard* Oo;
Oooh I eat pieces of wall and insects in hischool and Lick benches too. oO; *pokes nose with mouse* |
Yay!!!!!! Welcomes to theeeee clubby! *gives you a bench to lick*
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Hey! I learned a trick!
1) Grab your bottom lip 2) Pull it up over your head 3) Bring it down around your feet and back to where you started 4) Swallow |
Wow! That's cool! *tries it* Owwies!!
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-tries as well- Ow! I tore my lip! How dare you!? XD
----------------------------------------------- Reasons to be an Idiot Everyone knows there are Idiots around in a BUNCH of places. But you're wondering, "Why BE an Idiot?". Well, to answer your question, Idiots have been around in the times of 5000 B.C. Since then, Idiots have continued to live in modern times, and will still today. To become an Idiot, you must: 1) Run around and hit a wall 2) Say "XD CHEESE!" a lot 3) Do stupid stunts 4) Get your Idiot permit Once you do that, you're a total Idiot! Now to keep your permit, avoid getting arrested, tickets and such, you MUST continue your Idiotness! It's against the law not to be an Idiot if you have a permit. Here are some questions people have asked: John age 16:Q.Dude, like how old do we have to be to become an Idiot? A. You must be at least 4. Maria age 26:Q. How do I know if I'm ready to become an Idiot? A. If you act stupid of course! Jared age 11:Q. How do we get a permit? A. Go to "Idiot School of The Country" to learn to become an Idiot(even more), then go to "Idiot Permits". Lila age 21: Q. Okay, will it cost anything? A.Yes! It will only cose 0.56789 cents! Harvey age 18: Q. How CAN we pay that? A. Easy! pay 56789 pennies! Smith age 34: Q. Why become an Idiot? A. Because, bacoming an Idiot puts smiles on others faces! And you like smiles right? I thought so. Now that that's answered, lets fill out an Idiot application: Name:_____________________ Age:_______________________ Signature:__________________ E-mail:_____________________ Why you want to be an Idiot:_________________________________________________________________________ Okay! Send in into (random mail address) and we'll answer you by e-mail! We'll ask you some questions and we'll put you in the closest Idiot School for you. Please enjoy your day! -------------------------------------------------------- We are not responsable for how stupid you may become. Idiots are (C) to themselves. Please go back and enjoy your life. Thank you. ArticunoIce AKA Retard of Idiots ----------------------------------------------- If you want, you can fill that out for no reason. XD |
I'm sowwy....Grammy!! *cries head off*
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OMG the Power Rangers are at my door! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM!!!!!!!!!!thirty-nine1!!!!!!i!!!!!!!!lll!!!!!!!zero!!!!!!!!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO? WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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Stab them in the eye with this!! *gives you dagger*
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no, try this instead! *gives escalator a herring*
I stabbed myself in the eye with a herring once... it was awesome |
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