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Karasu October 13th, 2005 11:52 AM

DO THE DONKEY KONG DANCE! *pounds chest until it bleeds*

ArticunoIce October 13th, 2005 2:10 PM

Wow, didn't think this club would be so, poplular. Guess it'll be popularer more popular than I thought.


Welcomeh....ish...eth...e to da Idiot Club, where an Idiot is around the corner your foot.

Hey, why don't we sing the Llama Song to get unbored. What do you guys think about making a list on why to be an Idiot? X3

AngelWolfie October 13th, 2005 8:11 PM

I am very very SMORT! but I ell jion htis lcup anwaya! :oDur.

~tang~ October 13th, 2005 11:35 PM

quit hoggin all the pudding NF!

Now, can someone PLEASE tell me where I can get some tang round here?

AngelWolfie October 14th, 2005 12:18 AM

TANG?! Where? *runs in circles and hits a wall*

~tang~ October 14th, 2005 1:09 AM

thats what I wanna know! *runs around and trips over AngelWolfie*

Oh, allo there guvnor!

Nintendo freak October 14th, 2005 11:24 AM

*burps so loud that all the glass in the world breaks*

Rai October 14th, 2005 12:08 PM

NF!!!! I think you just killed a bunch of people.........COOL!!!

Amy-chan October 14th, 2005 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArticunoIce
What do you guys think about making a list on why to be an Idiot? X3

Alrighty.

4. Just about everyone is.
7. It's fun!
10. People will either pity or be creeped out by you.
111. You get into the insane asylum free! There are nice people there.
65. Coat racks.
3. ...yeah.
Yay, I can count! ^-^

Rai October 14th, 2005 12:25 PM

Yay! Piki!! You are the best counter on the face of this pitiful Earth!!

Amy-chan October 14th, 2005 12:30 PM

^-^ Thanks. Z 7 4 6 143....

Chikara October 14th, 2005 12:32 PM

Im more of an ideot...idiot than I act...Ill join!

Rai October 14th, 2005 12:36 PM

Yay! Welcomes to thee clubby!!! *Gives cookie*

Chikara October 14th, 2005 12:41 PM

*eats cookie* thanks! *drops it* whoops...

Nintendo freak October 15th, 2005 3:00 AM

Help! Help! *runs from two guys in white coats holding a straightjacket* *climbs a tree to get away, acting like a monkey and throwing acorns at them* Mwahahaha!

Rai October 15th, 2005 7:26 AM

Stop it! You will stain my beautiful jacket!! *runs off sobbing*

Charizard_Fire_God October 15th, 2005 7:31 AM

Oooh! Tch, I act like a complete idiot IRL, tch, so count me in. Duu-- --huauuauuauu! *drools like a retard* Oo;

Oooh I eat pieces of wall and insects in hischool and Lick benches too. oO; *pokes nose with mouse*

Rai October 15th, 2005 8:38 AM

Yay!!!!!! Welcomes to theeeee clubby! *gives you a bench to lick*

Nintendo freak October 15th, 2005 9:34 AM

Hey! I learned a trick!

1) Grab your bottom lip
2) Pull it up over your head
3) Bring it down around your feet and back to where you started
4) Swallow

Rai October 15th, 2005 9:36 AM

Wow! That's cool! *tries it* Owwies!!

ArticunoIce October 15th, 2005 11:32 AM

-tries as well- Ow! I tore my lip! How dare you!? XD

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Reasons to be an Idiot

Everyone knows there are Idiots around in a BUNCH of places. But you're wondering, "Why BE an Idiot?". Well, to answer your question, Idiots have been around in the times of 5000 B.C. Since then, Idiots have continued to live in modern times, and will still today. To become an Idiot, you must:

1) Run around and hit a wall
2) Say "XD CHEESE!" a lot
3) Do stupid stunts
4) Get your Idiot permit

Once you do that, you're a total Idiot! Now to keep your permit, avoid getting arrested, tickets and such, you MUST continue your Idiotness! It's against the law not to be an Idiot if you have a permit. Here are some questions people have asked:

John age 16:Q.Dude, like how old do we have to be to become an Idiot?
A. You must be at least 4.

Maria age 26:Q. How do I know if I'm ready to become an Idiot?
A. If you act stupid of course!

Jared age 11:Q. How do we get a permit?
A. Go to "Idiot School of The Country" to learn to become an Idiot(even more), then go to "Idiot Permits".

Lila age 21: Q. Okay, will it cost anything?
A.Yes! It will only cose 0.56789 cents!

Harvey age 18: Q. How CAN we pay that?
A. Easy! pay 56789 pennies!

Smith age 34: Q. Why become an Idiot?
A. Because, bacoming an Idiot puts smiles on others faces! And you like smiles right? I thought so.

Now that that's answered, lets fill out an Idiot application:

Name:_____________________
Age:_______________________
Signature:__________________
E-mail:_____________________
Why you want to be an Idiot:_________________________________________________________________________
Okay! Send in into (random mail address) and we'll answer you by e-mail! We'll ask you some questions and we'll put you in the closest Idiot School for you. Please enjoy your day!

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We are not responsable for how stupid you may become. Idiots are (C) to themselves. Please go back and enjoy your life. Thank you.

ArticunoIce AKA Retard of Idiots



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If you want, you can fill that out for no reason. XD

Rai October 15th, 2005 11:34 AM

I'm sowwy....Grammy!! *cries head off*

.::Escalator::. October 15th, 2005 1:09 PM

OMG the Power Rangers are at my door! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM!!!!!!!!!!thirty-nine1!!!!!!i!!!!!!!!lll!!!!!!!zero!!!!!!!!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO? WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Rai October 15th, 2005 1:25 PM

Stab them in the eye with this!! *gives you dagger*

~tang~ October 15th, 2005 3:58 PM

no, try this instead! *gives escalator a herring*

I stabbed myself in the eye with a herring once... it was awesome


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