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*opens his eyes to see all the penguins stuck right before they leap at him*
....phew! I'm saved! This must be my lucky day! *falls through a hole in the ice* Oops hehe... |
i knew i shouldnt have put that hole there.....XD
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Does Geiko have that. :P *goes fishing on Jordan's hole and fishes up a Jordan* Ehh new a kind of fish. XD |
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Freeze Ray Freezie!!!
(Freezie Shoot a freeze Ray at the Newpaper but misses and the the newspaper try to Noooo!!! Freezie!!!(Hits Newspaper and knocks Freezie out of it's mouth and puts Dynomite it in its mouth.) 5...4...3...2...1... KABOOM!!!!!! |
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Now that's what a call a white, black and red newspaper. :P Noo newspaper don't bite the fish.....leave some for me. XD |
Hello, penguins rock. I want 1. Lemme think, I want a macaroni! *takes penguin without asking* I'm calling you fidget. *Fidget fidgets*
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That my penguin. :P *gives Pokedragonfire girlgenius's penguin* She likes keeping a newspaper as a pet instead. XD |
can i join, i really like penguins too!
my penguins name is Pen-Pen okay? (its the penguin from Neon Genisis Evagelion, lol) |
*Thows girlgenius's penguin at her and it lands on her* Sorry I yell. Flies on a dragon to the south pole, picks up a macaroni penguin and names it Frigid. Brrrr....*Shivers* Flies back here and gives penguin a pokemon card. Frigid takes out all my cards and constructs and unbeatable deck and whoops me with it. Wow, I have a smarty penguin :D *Deconfiscates Fidget* I got two penguins, na na na na na na!
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*takes the smarty penguin and hands over a stuffed penguin* XD *narrows his eyes at the smart penguin* Ha, I can beat you at Pokemon TGC with my eyes closed. :P *closes his eyes and gets his deck stolen* XD |
*pokemaster's penguin, while running away, accidently mows down my pen-pen*
awww...pen pen...*sniff*...you want a doughnut? huh..huh? you want an ICEEE cream? huh...huh? you want to take a crap in Pokemaster's penguins shoes? *pen-pen nods* lets go..comon...XD |
*Frigid gives deck to me* Wow, now I have five more pokemon ex's and a stuffed penguin. Thanks Pokemaster10000! *Runs away so no one can steal my cards or penguins*
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Newspaper! Steal those pokemon cards so I can have more! *newspaper bites cards* Ok...bring them over here! *Newspaper eats cards* Newspaper! Darn. *runs away before people make her pay for the cards*
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R U stealing my cards? R U?
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Cool! Now I have an excuse why I didn't do my homework. :P The Daily News newspaper ate it. XD |
*waves arms* Look! Me an' Pengy are back! XD *Pengy goes straight over to Andy and starts pecking him* Hm, you wanna start a penguin band? My Pengy will play lead guitar XD. *gives Pengy a wig and a guitar*
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Get your drumsticks ready Peng. *Peng takes out chiken drumsticks* XD *rolls eyes* Wrong one. *gives Peng real drumstcks* Now beat it. *Peng runs away* :P No...not that beat it. XD *sweatdrops* Peng needs practice....BIG practice. :P |
Newspaper, play the Gutar! *Newspaper stares* Like this*plays gutar* *Newspaper bites fingers* Owww...you need practice!
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There we go. Second guitarist XD. *picks up Aussie boy's penguin from Aussie boy's head (Austin doesn't know about this) and makes it sing* Squawk! Quawk! Hoot! Hoot!
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I've never heard those lyrics before. Hmm, very interesting. XD |
A song written by my lovely, talented, wonderful Pengy XD *Pengy pecks JA for describing it as "lovely"*
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Not sure if this has been posted yet, but
WARNING! if you can't take blood or gore, do *NOT* click that link! http://schlussda.com/pinguin/ Owie :dead: |
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Hey, come to think of it he's that penguin from the Twinkies commercial. XD So yeah, it can sing. :P |
My pengys are smarter than supercomputers. They can beat u in pokemon cards and in games. :P
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My pengys are the smartest ever. They are as smart as I am XD. o_O What's with all the new clubs lately? *Pengy hands JA a thick stick of wood* No, Pengy, that's not the kind of club I meant... And maybe I should sprite up a penguin as a club logo o_O.
Someone PLEASE edit Shineyelectrode's post. That site is NOT a nice site. |
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That is so mean to post that on the penguin club, although I'd expect it from you, because you founded the evil club XD
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Blood? Gore? I don't think it's allowed, even with a warning...*newspaper attacks* Good! You didn't hit-owww!
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Well, remember this is a forum aimed at kids. Be considerate, and don't try and expose them to blood and gore like that.
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Well, I guess it is OK, but I'll leave it up to the moderator of this board (Alyssa) to decide. If she checks and wants to delete it, that's up to her. OK? XD
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Hey I'm back *Gary mugs Darky* Ok ok I think you need a time out *spiros jumps onto Gary* Good penguin
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Hm... that's not very nice. Violent penguins. Our penguins have been watching too much TV. *takes away the set* *penguins peck her* AAARGH
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*Gary rolls over onto his belly and purs*
Aww cute Penguin I'm so glad JA got rid of the TV here have some fish *Gary and Spiros eat fish thrown to them* Oh and JA I have a cute penguin piccie for you (It's a Jackass penguin in scuba gear) |
o_O I think your Gary morphed into a cat Gareth, penguins usually don't purr. Do they? o_O
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*turns over to Peng* Are you feelin okay? :P Peng: Puuurrrrrr! XD Does that mean your a cat, Peng? :P *steps out to think* Wait....cats don't have beaks...or do they? XD |
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(nice recovery hehe) Hey! None of that talk here! 'Tis not very nice! |
penguins Purr when their happy Especially Jackass penguins
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XD Yeah, cats have beaks *cat looks beakily @ JA* XD Cats can peck you now too, Andy
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*hides his face behind a penguin mask and looks at Peng* Hey, I'm one of you guys now. XD Cats also? *hides behind a German Shepard* XD You'd have to get past him first. :P *German Shepard turns around with a beak* Oh....no. XD |
Andy, I think something about you makes animals grow beaks XD.
If you are a member of the Flying Club.... you will get pecked more XD. Maybe you are really Max, LOL. *thinks about Max getting pecked by May's Torchic* |
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Can't beaks and I get along? :P Oh yeah..the Flying Club. *glances at the Ho-oh sprite* Now, that's something you do not want to be pecked with. XD |
You better stay away from it then... XD
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*hides behind Peng a corner* XD |
I SUMMON THE PENGUIN LORD
oh wait he's already here, *Spiros pecks JA* |
Newspaper's lost! I've looked everywhere! *gets pecked* There you-*keeps getting pecked*-the pain! It hurts! Owwwwwwwwww! Stop! Someone help me!
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*Peng puts on boxing gloves* Yeah see? XD *pulls the penguin out of girlgenius's head* You'd get used to it like some other people I know. :P *looks at himself* XD |
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You don't feel your fingers? What could've happen? XD *sees a penguin spitting a finger down the sink* I think uhh your fingers went down the drain. :P You'll get use to this also. XD |
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For someone that's smart, you get pecked a lot. :P How are you suppose to type with elbows? You'd be hitting two keys at once. XD If you have a Pinnochio sized nose try using your nose. If not, I suggest you sink your teeth on the keyboard. :P |
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*crowds around Newpaper and the other penguins* So...what's your plan? XD |
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Oh dear... I think you caught Andy's disease, Cassie.
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I need a break look at this for details |
Interesting picture. Is that Gary there? Can Gary swim?
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*jumps up ecstatically* Yahooo! That means that I can't get pecked anymore. You hear that penguins? You can't peck me. :P *dances around like a football player* XD *gets chased by penguins* On boy...I talked too soon. :P |
Hey everyone!
What's black and white and read all over? *people gasp, thinking about penguins* .....a newspaper! I did say read anyway! ....darn, you just can't say that joke online hehe... |
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.....you really want to know? |
A penguin with a red tie/hat/jacket/zpot/drezz/zkirt/zhirt/boe/feather of courze.
Hey! Where'z Zquizhy? I havn't zeen him for a while... |
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It's... *talks like Igor from the horror movies* It's a penguin.... covered in... ...... tomato sauce!!! *thunder claps and wolves howl* Okay, that's it hehe... Squishy? I will call it Squishy, and it will be mine. It will be my Squishy. Hehe.. |
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You just said the answer Jordan...it's a newspaper. I lied about the red part. XD |
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Humph! My Zquizhy! *getz pecked by zquizhy* Ow! Bad Zquizhy! |
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Well.... just maybe, "Alyssa!" *fold his arms and sticks his tongue out* Fool of an Alyssa! Teara can take you on anyday! Yeah! *throws a few punches just for fun* More like stung by Squishy... Wrong again Alyssa! Hehe.... |
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*getz out boxing glovez* C'mon Zquizhy! To waaaarrrr! *zeez Zquizhy with Teara* Noooooooo!! |
*Gary flaps his wings* Hee haw Hee haw
Gary calm down Yes that's a jackass Penguin |
Hm. You covered a penguin in tomato sauce? NOOOOOOOO! You're like Shome! You wanna cook it!
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Tomato sauce.... Mmmm mmm
*Spiros and Gary Attack Darky's eyebrows* Not on penguin on hotdogs, HOTDOGS *Sees stampede of Hotdogs* I can't win can I? |
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*eyes the penguin* Must...resist...the...temptation. XD |
Yes Resist the urge
*Hotdogs and Penguins get violent* I Guess it's time for Powder snow |
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Are you getting pecked now? XD Stay away from Andy.... have a look at the splash page of my website XD *points to sig*
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I see, PM1000 still getting pecked
I'm lucky Penguins don't seem to go after me any more *Hotdogs and Penguins attack Darkangemon* Spoke to soon *Dies* |
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*starts charging at Newspaper as everyone tries holding him back* XD Mmmmmm...*starts thinking about penguin burgers* :P |
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Foooood!! XD *starts chasing after it* Well it looks like I'm not the only one that's gonna get bite. :P |
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*shoves Newspaper in his mouth like Sylvester does to Tweety* Eww....it tastes like newspaper. :P *spits it out and talks like Sylvester* Yuck....despicible. XD |
Can i join, please [i have a strange feeling i posted here before] - i love penguins they're so kewl ^_^
I think articuno is just like a penguin minus the big wings and tail, the blue colour, the red eyes, the head crest and the ability to freely control the element of ice with overwhelming power - don't u agree ^_^ |
AAARGH! You're not allowed to eat penguins here! *scoops up icecream - I mean, penguins - and puts them out of harm's way
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Someone's eating penguins? Where? Btw, I never chewed it so it's not hurt. ;) |
Protect Penguins by any means nessecsary
*Get's covered in oil* See I'm doing it that was meant for you guys *Gary and Spiros shrug and decide to attack PM1000 and Cassie* |
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Don't hurt the innocent. XD C'mon I'm no bad guy. :P It's the big bad wolf, named Cassie's fault. XD |
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