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viridian doubletongue February 3rd, 2006 11:53 AM

Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.....Again!!
 
I revived this thread because it was really good before.

It goes like this I ask a stupid question...& Then you give me a stupid answer...got it, good, don't got it...tough.

Note: The answers given must relate remotely to the question asked.

I'll go first
What happens if you stare up at the sky for too long?

Jolty-kun February 3rd, 2006 11:54 AM

You will get bored.
What would happen if the Sun blew up?

viridian doubletongue February 3rd, 2006 11:56 AM

We'd all die...painfully

What colour is the sky on Mondays?

Zelos February 3rd, 2006 11:59 AM

There is no sky on Mondays

Why is there no sky on Mondays?

DarkThunder February 3rd, 2006 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyson
There is no sky on Mondays

Why is there no sky on Mondays?

Because thats when the sun is on vacation.

Why am I asking this question?

Involuntary Twitch February 3rd, 2006 7:03 PM

Because you replied to this topic. XD

Why is the sky reddyorangeyblueymagenta?

Sammi February 3rd, 2006 7:05 PM

Because it is, and that's that! *brainwashes*

Why did I brainwash you?

Dogboy2709 February 3rd, 2006 7:11 PM

uh, you should know.

Why do i have to go to bed?

Involuntary Twitch February 3rd, 2006 7:14 PM

Because if you don't, we'll all DIEEE!!! *shot*

Why did I just shoot myself?

Dogboy2709 February 3rd, 2006 7:16 PM

Because you wanted uhh, what that word again *eats glasses*

Why did i just eat my glasses?

Overlord IX February 3rd, 2006 7:18 PM

because you thought it was the awnser to ur previous question.

Why is this game back again?

Smarties-chan February 4th, 2006 12:37 AM

Because Digital Mage didn't have anything better to do than to revive this thread.

Why didn't Digital Mage have anything better to do?

diarugapal February 4th, 2006 1:09 AM

Because he was eating lunch with Captain Hook.

Why am I addicted to flowers?

Smarties-chan February 4th, 2006 1:56 AM

Because being addicted to giant ants with hide-melting acid would be much more dangerous.

Why do I have seven toes on my left foot?

viridian doubletongue February 4th, 2006 3:35 AM

If I told you it would traumatise you for your whole life.

Is it?

Amy-chan February 5th, 2006 10:44 AM

Only in an alternate universe. D:

Do demonic unicorns dwell in the said universe?

viridian doubletongue February 5th, 2006 10:46 AM

No, your confusing them with demonic horses.

What's that behind you?

Smarties-chan February 5th, 2006 10:47 AM

It's a *coughIdon'tkonwwhatcough*

How come I just coughed?

Amy-chan February 5th, 2006 10:48 AM

Because you were trying to disguise that you are that bunny's secret agent.

Why in the world would that bunny employ you?

viridian doubletongue February 5th, 2006 10:50 AM

Because everyone else quit because of the lousy pay.

What looks like stick man but fights like an anime character?

Amy-chan February 5th, 2006 10:51 AM

Bladeboy...no no! My dog! <3

Why would a dog fight crime?

Smarties-chan February 5th, 2006 10:52 AM

Because criminals might have muffins or even cookies, maybe?

When was the last time I talked to someone?

viridian doubletongue February 5th, 2006 10:54 AM

nineteen dickety-two.

How many feathers does a Bittern have?

Smarties-chan February 5th, 2006 10:59 AM

79 - 87

How come Bitterns have so few feathers?

viridian doubletongue February 5th, 2006 11:00 AM

Because they are plucked once a month of their expensive gold feathers.

How did gold evolve into the feathers of a bird?

Smarties-chan February 5th, 2006 11:02 AM

The space cows paint every bird gold when they hatch

Where do space cows come from?

Sammi February 5th, 2006 11:04 AM

Space, DUH.

Why is my name green?

Amy-chan February 5th, 2006 11:04 AM

When a mommy space cow and a daddy space cow love each other vewy much............

EDIT: Gah, beaten. @[email protected]

Because it was lettered with spinach! 8D

How can something be lettered with a vegetable?

Sammi February 5th, 2006 11:05 AM

Don't ask questions, it's just a game.

Why is this a game?

viridian doubletongue February 5th, 2006 11:10 AM

Because you play it.

Why do people have to question the game?

Shiny Umbreon February 5th, 2006 2:34 PM

because they don't have anything else to question.

why do the questions are called questions?

Dogboy2709 February 5th, 2006 2:59 PM

because it wouldn't make sense

is this a stupid question? (try to make a stupider question to this)

Shiny Umbreon February 5th, 2006 3:05 PM

not more stupid than my answer

Why was my answer more stupid than his question?

Dogboy2709 February 5th, 2006 3:16 PM

because it wasn't!


How come the forums are glitchy on my computer? (serissouly, they are)

viridian doubletongue February 7th, 2006 10:33 AM

Because you computer has a digital cold.

What's a digital cold?

chloe5685 February 7th, 2006 6:07 PM

its when snot comes out of your cd compartment on your computer

Why is blue and the sun red?

I Want Your Skull February 7th, 2006 7:19 PM

Because the sun isn't red.


Why is you?

viridian doubletongue February 8th, 2006 6:53 AM

Because god made me.

What colour is the universe?

Shiny_golem February 9th, 2006 4:25 PM

The universe is the color of the alphabet.

Why is the alphabet a color?

viridian doubletongue February 10th, 2006 11:20 AM

Because it's so long it could be anything.

Has anyone really ever found a shiny golem?

Crunkn' Munky February 10th, 2006 11:29 AM

they are found all over in Poke'mon orange...
How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

THIRTY-SIX February 10th, 2006 11:30 AM

11 pints of milk

will there be any time for that creature thar?

viridian doubletongue February 10th, 2006 11:35 AM

Not much *shoots it*.

Did I have to do that?

Crunkn' Munky February 10th, 2006 11:38 AM

maybe if your goldfish wore shoes you would have the right to!! hmph!!
why does glass smell like glue?

viridian doubletongue February 10th, 2006 11:40 AM

Because you were sticking your glasses the the wall.

Why on Earth would you do that?

THIRTY-SIX February 10th, 2006 11:41 AM

because you glued your face so you thought might as well put the glasses on too!
who is he who wore white without wasting wonka bars?

Crunkn' Munky February 10th, 2006 11:43 AM

My pet rock Steve...
Why does Elvis live in my sock drawer?

viridian doubletongue February 10th, 2006 11:46 AM

Because he left his stash there.

Why is Crunkn' Munky so insane?

Crunkn' Munky February 10th, 2006 11:51 AM

Because he wants someone to sniff his hand...
what is up with the number 82?

Spinor February 11th, 2006 5:45 PM

to A PIRATE it's matey poed! youk

why am i addicted to advanceshipping?:\

viridian doubletongue February 12th, 2006 6:08 AM

Because your name is grandadvanceshipper...what a coincidence.

What is advance shipping?

Persona February 12th, 2006 7:16 AM

advance shipping....is uh.....uh......*bangs head on wall*

:knockedou y...did.....i...just....bang....my....head....on....da...wall?

Wolf_Goddess February 12th, 2006 7:36 AM

'Cause the lil' voice in your head stated so.

Why can't chickens fly?

Persona February 12th, 2006 7:43 AM

because their brain is so small they wouldn't even think they could fly?

y do chickens have a small brain?

Spinor February 12th, 2006 8:05 AM

cause umm.......*kils a chick*
why did i just kill misty

Smarties-chan February 12th, 2006 9:37 AM

because you think Ash and May would make a better couple, maybe? O.o

Why do I think Misty and Ash would be the perfet pair?

Spinor February 12th, 2006 9:52 AM

cause your my dark side
why is may nicknamened filty dog?

Smarties-chan February 12th, 2006 10:03 AM

Because Misty totally pwns her =P

Why does Misty totally pwn May?

Spinor February 12th, 2006 10:05 AM

you dont want to know
why was i born

Smarties-chan February 12th, 2006 10:07 AM

Because the mighty pickle up in the sky created you for no apparent reason O.o

When will Idon'tknowwhat end?

Persona February 12th, 2006 12:03 PM

cuz......uh...............i dont get it!!!! *stabs smarties-kun in they eye*

O_O y did i just stab smarties-kun in they eye????

Dogboy2709 February 12th, 2006 12:52 PM

Because you hate him.

Why am i trying to type in 2 colors?

Persona February 12th, 2006 2:31 PM

because u think typing in colors kick a$$?

y did i say a$$?

Dogboy2709 February 12th, 2006 2:45 PM

Because you wanted money!

ACHOO!

Why did i just snease?

Persona February 12th, 2006 3:10 PM

because u felt guilty of something?

y did i just awnser 2 this question?????

Dogboy2709 February 12th, 2006 3:12 PM

Because, if you didn't you would be breaking the game.

why am i typing in blue and bold?

Spinor February 12th, 2006 3:15 PM

you like the BALD eagle!no wait...???uh......XD
what is XD?

Persona February 12th, 2006 3:29 PM

it means a laughing face better then lol

how come that awnser wasn't stupid?

Spinor February 12th, 2006 3:53 PM

cause im smart
whyam i smart?

Shijuukara February 12th, 2006 3:56 PM

because you watch Pokémon

Why do kids cry?

Persona February 12th, 2006 3:58 PM

because ur a zombie and u keep eating ppl's brains that's y

y did i think of that awnser so quickly?

Dogboy2709 February 12th, 2006 4:35 PM

BecAUSE you HADe no choice

WHY am I TYpING THis IN A whole LOTa CAps?

Shijuukara February 12th, 2006 4:36 PM

Because you saw it soemwhere else and thought it was cool.

What makes green?

ShieldWolf27 February 12th, 2006 5:41 PM

Blue and another color..

How is soda drank?

viridian doubletongue February 13th, 2006 4:31 AM

Through your eyeballs.

How do you eat a sandwich upsidedown?

Smarties-chan February 13th, 2006 4:35 AM

Easy, you poke it with a fork, slice it in pieces and eat it.

What was that all about?

viridian doubletongue February 13th, 2006 4:42 AM

It was all about the sandwich that I never ate.

What was the filling for that sandwich?

THIRTY-SIX February 13th, 2006 4:48 AM

the banana that sang "its peanut butter jelly time!"

can you describe this question?

viridian doubletongue February 13th, 2006 4:58 AM

It is a question asking me do describe it.

What defines a question?

THIRTY-SIX February 13th, 2006 5:03 AM

the therory of relativity...

is space travel not not posible?

viridian doubletongue February 13th, 2006 5:11 AM

Yes....I mean no...I mean yes.

What does a hollow eat for breakfast?

Persona February 13th, 2006 1:10 PM

uh....uh................O_O i dunno!!!!!!!

wats a hollow??? (don't call me an idiot!!!! >.<)

Spinor February 13th, 2006 3:20 PM

idiot XD

is misty an idiot 2?

Crunkn' Munky February 13th, 2006 3:23 PM

Because she takes 2 steps in 3 seconds, then yes
Why do I count Misty's steps?

Spinor February 13th, 2006 3:31 PM

RESVRTF^#$EW^$R%(*E%^$E*SET^$UYR^FY you are my dark side! i shall kill youGUYIR%E$*&%&*#S$*&^%(&*)%
why did i just kill him?

Crunkn' Munky February 13th, 2006 3:37 PM

Because I am not dead...
Why did I just kill grandadvanceshipper?

Persona February 13th, 2006 3:54 PM

becuz he stole ur gf

y does crunkn' munkey have a gf? (girlfriend -_-)

Spinor February 13th, 2006 5:02 PM

ASH AND MAY!

why do i think im venus the poke-god of love?

Persona February 13th, 2006 6:07 PM

because ur a girl? (XD)

y is grandadvanceshipper a girl?

viridian doubletongue February 14th, 2006 3:43 AM

Because of the rays from the red glow text.

What's my name?

Crunkn' Munky February 14th, 2006 12:41 PM

your name is Cindy Lucy
Why is the color blue, blue?

Persona February 14th, 2006 2:59 PM

becuse the great god of blue made it that name

y is there a great god of blue?

Crunkn' Munky February 14th, 2006 3:10 PM

No , but there is an Eiffel tower
Why are books readable?

Persona February 14th, 2006 3:13 PM

cuz we have a special power

y do we have a power like that?

viridian doubletongue February 15th, 2006 6:17 AM

To advance the culture of of modern civilisation.

What, what & the what, what?

Spinor February 15th, 2006 2:01 PM

what what then wath watts wattson maykissash


now watt do i ax

Persona February 15th, 2006 6:12 PM

uh.................

y can't i answer his question? :\

Chase Leader February 15th, 2006 7:35 PM

Because I never said you could.

Whats the point of never making mistakes?

viridian doubletongue February 16th, 2006 9:46 AM

A flawless record.

What is a menos made of?

Persona February 16th, 2006 9:52 AM

uh......................rukario!

wats a menos??????

~D.S~


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