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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.....Again!!
I revived this thread because it was really good before.
It goes like this I ask a stupid question...& Then you give me a stupid answer...got it, good, don't got it...tough. Note: The answers given must relate remotely to the question asked. I'll go first What happens if you stare up at the sky for too long? |
You will get bored.
What would happen if the Sun blew up? |
We'd all die...painfully
What colour is the sky on Mondays? |
There is no sky on Mondays
Why is there no sky on Mondays? |
Quote:
Why am I asking this question? |
Because you replied to this topic. XD
Why is the sky reddyorangeyblueymagenta? |
Because it is, and that's that! *brainwashes*
Why did I brainwash you? |
uh, you should know.
Why do i have to go to bed? |
Because if you don't, we'll all DIEEE!!! *shot*
Why did I just shoot myself? |
Because you wanted uhh, what that word again *eats glasses*
Why did i just eat my glasses? |
because you thought it was the awnser to ur previous question.
Why is this game back again? |
Because Digital Mage didn't have anything better to do than to revive this thread.
Why didn't Digital Mage have anything better to do? |
Because he was eating lunch with Captain Hook.
Why am I addicted to flowers? |
Because being addicted to giant ants with hide-melting acid would be much more dangerous.
Why do I have seven toes on my left foot? |
If I told you it would traumatise you for your whole life.
Is it? |
Only in an alternate universe. D:
Do demonic unicorns dwell in the said universe? |
No, your confusing them with demonic horses.
What's that behind you? |
It's a *coughIdon'tkonwwhatcough*
How come I just coughed? |
Because you were trying to disguise that you are that bunny's secret agent.
Why in the world would that bunny employ you? |
Because everyone else quit because of the lousy pay.
What looks like stick man but fights like an anime character? |
Bladeboy...no no! My dog! <3
Why would a dog fight crime? |
Because criminals might have muffins or even cookies, maybe?
When was the last time I talked to someone? |
nineteen dickety-two.
How many feathers does a Bittern have? |
79 - 87
How come Bitterns have so few feathers? |
Because they are plucked once a month of their expensive gold feathers.
How did gold evolve into the feathers of a bird? |
The space cows paint every bird gold when they hatch
Where do space cows come from? |
Space, DUH.
Why is my name green? |
When a mommy space cow and a daddy space cow love each other vewy much............
EDIT: Gah, beaten. @[email protected] Because it was lettered with spinach! 8D How can something be lettered with a vegetable? |
Don't ask questions, it's just a game.
Why is this a game? |
Because you play it.
Why do people have to question the game? |
because they don't have anything else to question.
why do the questions are called questions? |
because it wouldn't make sense
is this a stupid question? (try to make a stupider question to this) |
not more stupid than my answer
Why was my answer more stupid than his question? |
because it wasn't!
How come the forums are glitchy on my computer? (serissouly, they are) |
Because you computer has a digital cold.
What's a digital cold? |
its when snot comes out of your cd compartment on your computer
Why is blue and the sun red? |
Because the sun isn't red.
Why is you? |
Because god made me.
What colour is the universe? |
The universe is the color of the alphabet.
Why is the alphabet a color? |
Because it's so long it could be anything.
Has anyone really ever found a shiny golem? |
they are found all over in Poke'mon orange...
How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
11 pints of milk will there be any time for that creature thar? |
Not much *shoots it*.
Did I have to do that? |
maybe if your goldfish wore shoes you would have the right to!! hmph!!
why does glass smell like glue? |
Because you were sticking your glasses the the wall.
Why on Earth would you do that? |
because you glued your face so you thought might as well put the glasses on too! who is he who wore white without wasting wonka bars? |
My pet rock Steve...
Why does Elvis live in my sock drawer? |
Because he left his stash there.
Why is Crunkn' Munky so insane? |
Because he wants someone to sniff his hand...
what is up with the number 82? |
to A PIRATE it's matey poed! youk
why am i addicted to advanceshipping?:\ |
Because your name is grandadvanceshipper...what a coincidence.
What is advance shipping? |
advance shipping....is uh.....uh......*bangs head on wall*
:knockedou y...did.....i...just....bang....my....head....on....da...wall? |
'Cause the lil' voice in your head stated so.
Why can't chickens fly? |
because their brain is so small they wouldn't even think they could fly?
y do chickens have a small brain? |
cause umm.......*kils a chick*
why did i just kill misty |
because you think Ash and May would make a better couple, maybe? O.o
Why do I think Misty and Ash would be the perfet pair? |
cause your my dark side
why is may nicknamened filty dog? |
Because Misty totally pwns her =P
Why does Misty totally pwn May? |
you dont want to know
why was i born |
Because the mighty pickle up in the sky created you for no apparent reason O.o
When will Idon'tknowwhat end? |
cuz......uh...............i dont get it!!!! *stabs smarties-kun in they eye*
O_O y did i just stab smarties-kun in they eye???? |
Because you hate him.
Why am i trying to type in 2 colors? |
because u think typing in colors kick a$$?
y did i say a$$? |
Because you wanted money!
ACHOO! Why did i just snease? |
because u felt guilty of something?
y did i just awnser 2 this question????? |
Because, if you didn't you would be breaking the game.
why am i typing in blue and bold? |
you like the BALD eagle!no wait...???uh......XD
what is XD? |
it means a laughing face better then lol
how come that awnser wasn't stupid? |
cause im smart
whyam i smart? |
because you watch Pokémon
Why do kids cry? |
because ur a zombie and u keep eating ppl's brains that's y
y did i think of that awnser so quickly? |
BecAUSE you HADe no choice
WHY am I TYpING THis IN A whole LOTa CAps? |
Because you saw it soemwhere else and thought it was cool.
What makes green? |
Blue and another color..
How is soda drank? |
Through your eyeballs.
How do you eat a sandwich upsidedown? |
Easy, you poke it with a fork, slice it in pieces and eat it.
What was that all about? |
It was all about the sandwich that I never ate.
What was the filling for that sandwich? |
the banana that sang "its peanut butter jelly time!" can you describe this question? |
It is a question asking me do describe it.
What defines a question? |
the therory of relativity... is space travel not not posible? |
Yes....I mean no...I mean yes.
What does a hollow eat for breakfast? |
uh....uh................O_O i dunno!!!!!!!
wats a hollow??? (don't call me an idiot!!!! >.<) |
idiot XD
is misty an idiot 2? |
Because she takes 2 steps in 3 seconds, then yes
Why do I count Misty's steps? |
RESVRTF^#$EW^$R%(*E%^$E*SET^$UYR^FY you are my dark side! i shall kill youGUYIR%E$*&%&*#S$*&^%(&*)%
why did i just kill him? |
Because I am not dead...
Why did I just kill grandadvanceshipper? |
becuz he stole ur gf
y does crunkn' munkey have a gf? (girlfriend -_-) |
ASH AND MAY!
why do i think im venus the poke-god of love? |
because ur a girl? (XD)
y is grandadvanceshipper a girl? |
Because of the rays from the red glow text.
What's my name? |
your name is Cindy Lucy
Why is the color blue, blue? |
becuse the great god of blue made it that name
y is there a great god of blue? |
No , but there is an Eiffel tower
Why are books readable? |
cuz we have a special power
y do we have a power like that? |
To advance the culture of of modern civilisation.
What, what & the what, what? |
what what then wath watts wattson maykissash
now watt do i ax |
uh.................
y can't i answer his question? :\ |
Because I never said you could.
Whats the point of never making mistakes? |
A flawless record.
What is a menos made of? |
uh......................rukario!
wats a menos?????? ~D.S~ |
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