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viridian doubletongue February 28th, 2006 12:05 PM

With toothpics.

How can you stretch your eyelids that far?

Crunkn' Munky March 1st, 2006 1:13 PM

By sniffing your hand
What is a monkchine?

Mandy-Chan March 1st, 2006 9:13 PM

It's a rock painted like a chocolate chip cookie

Why did all my teeth fall out when I tried eating this cookie D:?

_Huggle_Bunny_ March 1st, 2006 9:24 PM

beacuse it was a chocolate chip rock cookie...XD...^_^...Hugglez You For The Pain....


Ummm...Why Is A JellyFish Like Clear?

Mandy-Chan March 1st, 2006 9:32 PM

To many jellyfish were being harvested to make jelly for on peoples PB and J sandwiches so the jellyfish has a meeting and decided that they should change their coloring from purple to clear so that it's more difficult for the human menice to hunt them down for they're sweet jelly...sadly the jelly fish are still being found...(rant mwa ha)

^ XD so that's why...yay huggles for all!=D

Have you had your recomended dose of huggles today?

_Huggle_Bunny_ March 1st, 2006 9:44 PM

Sadly No.....I Need More...


Why Are Hugglez So Fun??

~Archer~ March 2nd, 2006 3:15 AM

Because they make you happy, duh

Why is it that some people think their better than others?

Mandy-Chan March 2nd, 2006 11:15 AM

They ate to many meany muffins when they were young

What is a muffin?

~\"Metal Sonic"/~ March 2nd, 2006 5:52 PM

Humans with their bones shrunken and their bodies compressed into Dome-like shapes.

Why did King Kong win in Godzilla vs King Kong? Lightning doesn't power up giant apes. It makes them dead.

_Huggle_Bunny_ March 2nd, 2006 7:03 PM

Ummmm...Beacuse They Didnt Want the Jap Dude 2 Win....And They Thought It Was Funny....*blows up king kong*.....Godz Is Avagenged


Why Did I just Blow Up King Kong???

Mandy-Chan March 2nd, 2006 8:53 PM

Nothin' better to do... remember kids don't try this at home :o...try it at other peoples homes=3...?...*brick'd*

Why is the sky dark and full of white lights?...is it the sign of the a-poke-o-lopse =O!?

_Huggle_Bunny_ March 2nd, 2006 8:56 PM

Ohhh...It Might Be....*goes to look it up on this inter-web thang*...Ahhhh...it means the end of the world....*BOOOMMM*...the world imploded...XD


Why Is A Car Called A Car?

Mandy-Chan March 2nd, 2006 9:19 PM

Because calling it a burito would be just plain silly

-What all is on my computer desk?

_Huggle_Bunny_ March 2nd, 2006 9:23 PM

me...laying there...waitin for you...XD...^_^...*hugglez*


So Why Am I Laying On Mandys Desk?

~\"Metal Sonic"/~ March 3rd, 2006 8:33 PM

Cause you are.

Butter Tractor Fish Mustard?

Gary, the Magic Fairy March 4th, 2006 1:13 PM

yes.

Why doesnt grape soda taste like grapes?

~Archer~ March 4th, 2006 1:15 PM

Because it's soda.

Why do you, i and everyone else excist?

Gary, the Magic Fairy March 4th, 2006 1:23 PM

to play this game until the earth explodes...

-Why am i still playing this game?

~Archer~ March 4th, 2006 1:39 PM

You have nothing better to do.

Why haven't i met Lacus in real life yet?

Guest123_x1 March 4th, 2006 1:47 PM

She's in hiding with Molly... :P

Why can't Scrod Listenbuddy Motley get fired from his weekend stunt at his radio station?

Psychopathic Canine March 4th, 2006 4:51 PM

because cheese hypnotised everybody to like him

What happens if u eat too many <>s?

Spinor March 5th, 2006 3:31 PM

you turn into a talking miltank

cna miltanks talk?

~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~ March 6th, 2006 4:49 AM

Why does Zapdos, Articuno and Moltres have wings and they are birds?
No Stupid
~Dark Venusaur

Gary, the Magic Fairy March 6th, 2006 11:52 AM

Yes?

Why does my face hurt?

~Archer~ March 6th, 2006 12:17 PM

Because you where stupid enough to walk a hunderd times into a wall.

If this is that and that was overthere, why would donuts be rond nacho's?

Crunkn' Munky March 6th, 2006 2:02 PM

because ducks have beaks?
Do ducks sweat?

~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~ March 6th, 2006 2:47 PM

Sorry cant see the computer?
Why am I a Human?

~Dark Venusaur

Psycho March 6th, 2006 9:37 PM

Because of your cowlick >_>

What does chicken taste like?

Psycho

Mandy-Chan March 11th, 2006 10:32 AM

It tastes like a member of the chinese zodiac...:9mmmmm....

Why is there no hamster in the chinese zodiac?

viridian doubletongue March 11th, 2006 12:35 PM

Because the hamster forgot to apply.

Why is the hamster so stupid?

~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~ March 11th, 2006 4:00 PM

because they are piles of crap
Why does pile's of crap smell?

:t003:Dark Venusaur

obelisk-kun March 12th, 2006 7:18 PM

the great pharoah of pluto demands it

why do we have to breathe.

~Archer~ March 13th, 2006 7:51 AM

Otherwise we could kill ducks because we wouldn't need leather anymore.

Did my answer make any sense?
(like it has to make sense but anyway)

Jasmine's #1 fan March 13th, 2006 4:44 PM

Why do you ask if you know

Why can't we fly?

Kurosaki Ichigo March 13th, 2006 4:53 PM

Why do you ask when you know why.

Should Manifi be the water starter pokemon for the 4th region?

Jasmine's #1 fan March 13th, 2006 5:00 PM

Yes because it is adorable! :P

Why was a computer invented?

obelisk-kun March 14th, 2006 7:31 PM

for the sake of all things brown

why do i like potatoes

Shiny Umbreon March 15th, 2006 11:58 AM

Maybe 'cause I don't.
Why don't I like potatoes?

Ryu-Chan March 15th, 2006 7:34 PM

Because I like them.
Why is water liquid?

Sky_Ace March 15th, 2006 7:42 PM

Because it was made that way.
What would happen if I stood in the middle of a tornado?

Jasmine's #1 fan March 15th, 2006 8:51 PM

You will stay in place :P

What would happen if i went swimming in a volcano?

Enix-Zae March 15th, 2006 8:59 PM

your sunscreen would wash off

Why cant the square route of 9 be 4

Jasmine's #1 fan March 15th, 2006 9:55 PM

Because the answer is 5!!!

What would happen if i went in a blizzard?

Enix-Zae March 16th, 2006 9:56 PM

your glasses would fog up

Steve Z March 17th, 2006 12:18 AM

the answer is 200,003,375
why is toast toasted?
(i like toast mmm toast)

obelisk-kun March 17th, 2006 3:01 PM

becauase if it was baked it would be called bake
why is the ocean salty

~Archer~ March 17th, 2006 3:07 PM

Because there anymore sugar.

Why does air contain water particles, when there is already more water than land?

Jasmine's #1 fan March 17th, 2006 3:49 PM

So the clouds can take a break

Why is grass green?

Ryu-Chan March 17th, 2006 7:59 PM

Beacause its sick all the time.
Why do dogs bark?

Jasmine's #1 fan March 17th, 2006 8:29 PM

Because they eat to much tree. (Get it tree bark)

What would happen if an earthquake hit right now?

Ryu-Chan March 17th, 2006 8:50 PM

We would fart to pluto

Why do cats use the litter box?

~Archer~ March 18th, 2006 1:43 AM

Because they we're smart enough to enslave humans to clean their mess.

Why didn't dogs used this strategy?

Enix-Zae March 18th, 2006 3:34 AM

because they like hamburgers.

what is the truth behind the king of the universe.

Steve Z March 18th, 2006 3:46 AM

its a frog

why was the internet invented?

Psychopathic Canine March 21st, 2006 2:51 PM

So we could all surf without getting our sandals wet which would cause us to die.
Why does the floating mental piece and peanut butter sandwich exist?

Steve Z March 25th, 2006 7:25 PM

because i command it
why do i command it

Smarties-chan March 26th, 2006 7:33 AM

Because you're dellusional

Why do I like to say 'banana phone ring, ring, ring'?

Celia March 26th, 2006 7:52 AM

Because The Bus Monkey Controls you

Who does my cat not try to kill?

Emma March 27th, 2006 12:57 PM

Coz it's lazy.

why did i bother looking at this thread ?

Warrior March 27th, 2006 1:37 PM

Because you have more post then me.

Why am I reading Newtype USA?

Celia March 27th, 2006 5:18 PM

Because it has an article on My-HiME

Why did I choose the username "Celia"?

Warrior March 27th, 2006 5:27 PM

Because your Anti-Muffy/Anti-Nami

Who is the next poster's favourite Johto Gym Leader?

~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~ March 31st, 2006 11:47 AM

My eyes burn
Why are we able to walk:t201-qu:

:t003:Dark Venusaur

~Archer~ April 1st, 2006 5:54 AM

Because crawling would be to slow and our knees would hurt the whole time.

Why is the sun coming up eventhought it's going down eventually?

~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~ April 1st, 2006 6:08 AM

Repeat the question
How come we have 5 toes:t201-qu:

:t003:Dark Venusaur

~Archer~ April 1st, 2006 6:15 AM

Because of budget problems otherwise we would have ten toes on each foot.

Why would i repeat a question?

~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~ April 1st, 2006 10:34 AM

Ouch I cut my foot
What do we write with:t201-qu:

:t003:Dark Venusaur

obelisk-kun April 1st, 2006 2:28 PM

a peanut butter and tuna sandwich
why do i hate yogurt.

ForeverFlame April 1st, 2006 4:13 PM

Because yogurt picked your nose on April 31st two years ago.

Why is the sky blue? Why am I a boy? What is the point of our foolish lives?

Kalylia April 2nd, 2006 4:40 AM

All three of your questions can be answered with the ultimate answer!!

42.

What happens when you reach the end of the internet?

Kotowari April 2nd, 2006 7:27 AM

You enconter Firefox.
Why is my avy picking his nose?

Smarties-chan April 2nd, 2006 9:09 AM

Because it features Tyson, and Tyson is a retard?

Why did I just insult Tyson? (not the PC member >D)

Kotowari April 2nd, 2006 10:35 AM

Cause you like em!
why is your banner blue?

Gary, the Magic Fairy April 5th, 2006 4:08 PM

Because you're not colorblind...

-or are you?

viridian doubletongue April 6th, 2006 1:44 AM

He is... not.

Why can no one ever make their mind up?

Sh4dow April 6th, 2006 2:11 AM

Because.. I'm not sure.. I mean.. they can't be bothered

Why are you EVEN here?

viridian doubletongue April 6th, 2006 3:34 AM

Because I made this thread, & can't bear to see it die.

Who spells shadow with a 4?

Psychopathic Canine April 6th, 2006 5:52 AM

The guy who posted above u and ME!! 2|-|4|)0\/\/!
Why did I get a frozen potato?

Sammi April 6th, 2006 7:28 AM

Because the potato loves you! <3

...why am I a mod again? XDD

~Archer~ April 6th, 2006 10:57 AM

Because they had a bag of nacho's extra.

Why didn't someone else just took the bag of nacho's?

Sammi April 6th, 2006 11:28 PM

Because they weren't worthy D:

Why nachos?

Sh4dow April 6th, 2006 11:41 PM

Because we can't afford real food.

What is food?

Kurosaki Ichigo April 6th, 2006 11:55 PM

Something You Eat Duh!

Why is Ash Ketchum such a retard?

Sammi April 7th, 2006 12:22 AM

I don't know, but don't call him that. It's kinda mean. ._.;

Do you know what Ash fangirls do when they're angry? >=D

Kurosaki Ichigo April 7th, 2006 12:25 AM

They Kick Butt ^_~ (( Sorry, i forgot some people like me do like Ash, most people hate him ))

Does Haruka fancy Satoshi?

Psychopathic Canine April 7th, 2006 5:09 AM

Ehh...Why did u ask me....? I dont know any of those two!
Ehh... how do u make cheese into pancakes?

~Archer~ April 7th, 2006 5:31 AM

Grap some cheese and pput it on top of a pancake, hire a big steam-roller and run over it.

Even if it's freezing in your room, wouldn't you say that's it room temperature?

Psychopathic Canine April 7th, 2006 6:01 AM

Ehh...only if u...ehhh... I DONT KNOW!!! (actually yes but dont tell anyone I said that..)
Does meaheaneaheaneaneaheaenaehaeeahehaehehhaehaenhaeheahehenaehenah actually spell gate?

Sammi April 7th, 2006 6:07 AM

Sure, why not... XD

Why did I say that?

Psychopathic Canine April 7th, 2006 6:10 AM

Because u typed it...MUHEHA!
Why do I like IEIAAEIO?

Sammi April 7th, 2006 6:16 AM

Because it's random.

Why am I here anyway?

Psychopathic Canine April 7th, 2006 6:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammi
Because it's random.

Why am I here anyway?

Ok...*goes to tell S.O.A.D that they're aongs r random, like they didnt know already..XD!*
U r here bcos u need to eat some bags of wood...
Why does the sky turn green if u do a backflip?

Sammi April 7th, 2006 6:29 AM

Because you flipped upside down! >=O

Why do I like this tetris theme remix?

Psychopathic Canine April 7th, 2006 8:15 AM

Bcos it is very catchy!
Why is OK short for okay?

Smarties-chan April 7th, 2006 9:20 AM

Because ZD just wouldn't sound right

Why have infernal space monkeys kidnapped my soul?

Warrior April 7th, 2006 2:04 PM

Beacuse the monkey was too crazy to cross the road

Why is my brother obsessed with a dude named Dan?

Kurosaki Ichigo April 7th, 2006 4:50 PM

Well duh, hes like so gay man, i mean like so....gay XD (( i was making fun btw ))

Why can't cartoon girls be real??

Iron Mankey April 7th, 2006 6:10 PM

'Cuase they don't wanna get raped by crazy guys like us. Duh.

Why can't junk food be healthy?

Kurosaki Ichigo April 7th, 2006 6:17 PM

Because that would make our lives better.

Why can't i go out with FLANNERY?!

Munashii April 7th, 2006 9:52 PM

Cause Flannery is in love with Brawly. XD

Why is the moon made of cheese, mommy?


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