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With toothpics.
How can you stretch your eyelids that far? |
By sniffing your hand
What is a monkchine? |
It's a rock painted like a chocolate chip cookie
Why did all my teeth fall out when I tried eating this cookie D:? |
beacuse it was a chocolate chip rock cookie...XD...^_^...Hugglez You For The Pain....
Ummm...Why Is A JellyFish Like Clear? |
To many jellyfish were being harvested to make jelly for on peoples PB and J sandwiches so the jellyfish has a meeting and decided that they should change their coloring from purple to clear so that it's more difficult for the human menice to hunt them down for they're sweet jelly...sadly the jelly fish are still being found...(rant mwa ha)
^ XD so that's why...yay huggles for all!=D Have you had your recomended dose of huggles today? |
Sadly No.....I Need More...
Why Are Hugglez So Fun?? |
Because they make you happy, duh
Why is it that some people think their better than others? |
They ate to many meany muffins when they were young
What is a muffin? |
Humans with their bones shrunken and their bodies compressed into Dome-like shapes.
Why did King Kong win in Godzilla vs King Kong? Lightning doesn't power up giant apes. It makes them dead. |
Ummmm...Beacuse They Didnt Want the Jap Dude 2 Win....And They Thought It Was Funny....*blows up king kong*.....Godz Is Avagenged
Why Did I just Blow Up King Kong??? |
Nothin' better to do... remember kids don't try this at home :o...try it at other peoples homes=3...?...*brick'd*
Why is the sky dark and full of white lights?...is it the sign of the a-poke-o-lopse =O!? |
Ohhh...It Might Be....*goes to look it up on this inter-web thang*...Ahhhh...it means the end of the world....*BOOOMMM*...the world imploded...XD
Why Is A Car Called A Car? |
Because calling it a burito would be just plain silly
-What all is on my computer desk? |
me...laying there...waitin for you...XD...^_^...*hugglez*
So Why Am I Laying On Mandys Desk? |
Cause you are.
Butter Tractor Fish Mustard? |
yes.
Why doesnt grape soda taste like grapes? |
Because it's soda.
Why do you, i and everyone else excist? |
to play this game until the earth explodes...
-Why am i still playing this game? |
You have nothing better to do.
Why haven't i met Lacus in real life yet? |
She's in hiding with Molly... :P
Why can't Scrod Listenbuddy Motley get fired from his weekend stunt at his radio station? |
because cheese hypnotised everybody to like him
What happens if u eat too many <>s? |
you turn into a talking miltank
cna miltanks talk? |
Why does Zapdos, Articuno and Moltres have wings and they are birds?
No Stupid ~Dark Venusaur |
Yes?
Why does my face hurt? |
Because you where stupid enough to walk a hunderd times into a wall.
If this is that and that was overthere, why would donuts be rond nacho's? |
because ducks have beaks?
Do ducks sweat? |
Sorry cant see the computer?
Why am I a Human? ~Dark Venusaur |
Because of your cowlick >_>
What does chicken taste like? Psycho |
It tastes like a member of the chinese zodiac...:9mmmmm....
Why is there no hamster in the chinese zodiac? |
Because the hamster forgot to apply.
Why is the hamster so stupid? |
because they are piles of crap
Why does pile's of crap smell? :t003:Dark Venusaur |
the great pharoah of pluto demands it
why do we have to breathe. |
Otherwise we could kill ducks because we wouldn't need leather anymore.
Did my answer make any sense? (like it has to make sense but anyway) |
Why do you ask if you know
Why can't we fly? |
Why do you ask when you know why.
Should Manifi be the water starter pokemon for the 4th region? |
Yes because it is adorable! :P
Why was a computer invented? |
for the sake of all things brown
why do i like potatoes |
Maybe 'cause I don't.
Why don't I like potatoes? |
Because I like them.
Why is water liquid? |
Because it was made that way.
What would happen if I stood in the middle of a tornado? |
You will stay in place :P
What would happen if i went swimming in a volcano? |
your sunscreen would wash off
Why cant the square route of 9 be 4 |
Because the answer is 5!!!
What would happen if i went in a blizzard? |
your glasses would fog up
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the answer is 200,003,375
why is toast toasted? (i like toast mmm toast) |
becauase if it was baked it would be called bake
why is the ocean salty |
Because there anymore sugar.
Why does air contain water particles, when there is already more water than land? |
So the clouds can take a break
Why is grass green? |
Beacause its sick all the time.
Why do dogs bark? |
Because they eat to much tree. (Get it tree bark)
What would happen if an earthquake hit right now? |
We would fart to pluto
Why do cats use the litter box? |
Because they we're smart enough to enslave humans to clean their mess.
Why didn't dogs used this strategy? |
because they like hamburgers.
what is the truth behind the king of the universe. |
its a frog
why was the internet invented? |
So we could all surf without getting our sandals wet which would cause us to die.
Why does the floating mental piece and peanut butter sandwich exist? |
because i command it
why do i command it |
Because you're dellusional
Why do I like to say 'banana phone ring, ring, ring'? |
Because The Bus Monkey Controls you
Who does my cat not try to kill? |
Coz it's lazy.
why did i bother looking at this thread ? |
Because you have more post then me.
Why am I reading Newtype USA? |
Because it has an article on My-HiME
Why did I choose the username "Celia"? |
Because your Anti-Muffy/Anti-Nami
Who is the next poster's favourite Johto Gym Leader? |
My eyes burn
Why are we able to walk:t201-qu: :t003:Dark Venusaur |
Because crawling would be to slow and our knees would hurt the whole time.
Why is the sun coming up eventhought it's going down eventually? |
Repeat the question
How come we have 5 toes:t201-qu: :t003:Dark Venusaur |
Because of budget problems otherwise we would have ten toes on each foot.
Why would i repeat a question? |
Ouch I cut my foot
What do we write with:t201-qu: :t003:Dark Venusaur |
a peanut butter and tuna sandwich
why do i hate yogurt. |
Because yogurt picked your nose on April 31st two years ago.
Why is the sky blue? Why am I a boy? What is the point of our foolish lives? |
All three of your questions can be answered with the ultimate answer!!
42. What happens when you reach the end of the internet? |
You enconter Firefox.
Why is my avy picking his nose? |
Because it features Tyson, and Tyson is a retard?
Why did I just insult Tyson? (not the PC member >D) |
Cause you like em!
why is your banner blue? |
Because you're not colorblind...
-or are you? |
He is... not.
Why can no one ever make their mind up? |
Because.. I'm not sure.. I mean.. they can't be bothered
Why are you EVEN here? |
Because I made this thread, & can't bear to see it die.
Who spells shadow with a 4? |
The guy who posted above u and ME!! 2|-|4|)0\/\/!
Why did I get a frozen potato? |
Because the potato loves you! <3
...why am I a mod again? XDD |
Because they had a bag of nacho's extra.
Why didn't someone else just took the bag of nacho's? |
Because they weren't worthy D:
Why nachos? |
Because we can't afford real food.
What is food? |
Something You Eat Duh!
Why is Ash Ketchum such a retard? |
I don't know, but don't call him that. It's kinda mean. ._.;
Do you know what Ash fangirls do when they're angry? >=D |
They Kick Butt ^_~ (( Sorry, i forgot some people like me do like Ash, most people hate him ))
Does Haruka fancy Satoshi? |
Ehh...Why did u ask me....? I dont know any of those two!
Ehh... how do u make cheese into pancakes? |
Grap some cheese and pput it on top of a pancake, hire a big steam-roller and run over it.
Even if it's freezing in your room, wouldn't you say that's it room temperature? |
Ehh...only if u...ehhh... I DONT KNOW!!! (actually yes but dont tell anyone I said that..)
Does meaheaneaheaneaneaheaenaehaeeahehaehehhaehaenhaeheahehenaehenah actually spell gate? |
Sure, why not... XD
Why did I say that? |
Because u typed it...MUHEHA!
Why do I like IEIAAEIO? |
Because it's random.
Why am I here anyway? |
Quote:
U r here bcos u need to eat some bags of wood... Why does the sky turn green if u do a backflip? |
Because you flipped upside down! >=O
Why do I like this tetris theme remix? |
Bcos it is very catchy!
Why is OK short for okay? |
Because ZD just wouldn't sound right
Why have infernal space monkeys kidnapped my soul? |
Beacuse the monkey was too crazy to cross the road
Why is my brother obsessed with a dude named Dan? |
Well duh, hes like so gay man, i mean like so....gay XD (( i was making fun btw ))
Why can't cartoon girls be real?? |
'Cuase they don't wanna get raped by crazy guys like us. Duh.
Why can't junk food be healthy? |
Because that would make our lives better.
Why can't i go out with FLANNERY?! |
Cause Flannery is in love with Brawly. XD
Why is the moon made of cheese, mommy? |
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