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~Archer~ April 8th, 2006 2:55 AM

Because i'm not your mommy.

If i said that blue is purple, what would happen to red?

Kurosaki Ichigo April 8th, 2006 3:01 AM

It would all go out the window.

Is Jun-Tao Really A Lesbian?

Spinor April 8th, 2006 8:26 AM

no,its a ladybug!
wtas a ladybug?

Gary, the Magic Fairy April 11th, 2006 4:57 PM

Red.

Why do you hate me?

Aquacorde April 11th, 2006 5:21 PM

Because you are 13.

What kind of color is burple?

~\"Metal Sonic"/~ April 11th, 2006 5:40 PM

It's not a color... It's a type of chipmunk

If there are 3,000,000 people on a bus, and 2/3s of them get off, then 3 times that many people get on, and then 6/2.967,456s of the people get off, and then one off them says "Antidisistablishmentarianzim" and gets shotand dies, then why are Flying Squerels called Flying Foxes?

Johnny Boy~ April 20th, 2006 3:29 PM

YOu didn't ask a question...

what does du-du-duuuuuuuuuhhh mean?

Kotowari April 21st, 2006 1:52 AM

la-la-laaaaaaah
why is pichu yellow?

Munashii April 21st, 2006 2:03 AM

It's yellow 'cause Pikachu is.

Hm... what's a PG-13?

Johnny Boy~ April 21st, 2006 3:27 PM

when you can't get in unless you bring 13 friends with p and g in there names.

What is a watch!

joyce : the fluffy pirate~ April 22nd, 2006 6:30 AM

Something to float on

Why can't you drink food?

betterthanmybrothercon April 22nd, 2006 6:32 AM

because it'll get on your clothes!

where can you get flowers?

Spinor April 23rd, 2006 1:02 PM

dreamland 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,(google[10{google}/100 by the power of google])light years away

is it true that the number googleplex is bigger than this
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because it has google 0s?


note:google and googleplex arent made up numbers

Eversoquiet April 26th, 2006 1:56 PM

i have absotutly no idea XD
Y cant pigz fly?

Gary, the Magic Fairy April 26th, 2006 5:11 PM

Because people cant afford plane tickets for every time they want bacon.

What happens if if I do this: OMGLOLROFLMAO?

Spinor April 27th, 2006 7:01 PM

YOU SAYING OH MY GOLY LORD OF LAND RUSHING OF FLAMES LIKING MASHED AQUA OH-HOLY-JUPITER?( OMGLOLROFLMAO),THEN YOU'LL BE SENT TO HELL IMIEDETLY

WHAT HAPPENS IF I SAY THIS?

OH MY HOLY MOTHER FUdgeing GOD OF HEAVEN AND OF DEVILISH COSMIC glitCHES OF HOLY JUPITER LORDS!(OMHMFGOHAODCGOHJL)?

Eig April 28th, 2006 4:12 AM

You explode. (XD)

What's a rotten banana?

DININI April 28th, 2006 4:38 AM

a rotten fruit :p

What is an egg ?

Munashii April 28th, 2006 4:59 AM

It's a chicken.

What's a Metropolis?

DININI April 28th, 2006 5:18 AM

the metro ( train in greek) of the poli (town in greek)

What is cupid's favourite ice cream flavour?

Munashii April 28th, 2006 5:35 AM

Ketchup flavor, of course.

Which religion does God come from?

Martin Yiu April 28th, 2006 9:46 AM

None. He is atheist :p

Why is cube round?

Eig April 29th, 2006 6:01 AM

Because the triangle did explode.

Why the Bob-Ombs are running up the hill? (XD)

Weatherman, Kiyoshi April 29th, 2006 6:23 AM

cause they felt like it.

where was torchic based on a chicken?

Spinor April 29th, 2006 1:05 PM

at popoye's chiken!XD


why is popoye's chiken n biscuits so good that you want luch there every day?

Klonoa April 29th, 2006 1:10 PM

Because it is magical!
Why is Utada Hikaru so hot?

Martin Yiu April 30th, 2006 12:05 PM

Because no one tried to cool her/it/him.

When will Iran make new atomic bomb and destroys small innocent state like Slovakia?

Gary, the Magic Fairy April 30th, 2006 8:41 PM

November 27, 2358.

Why isnt Blue Pink?

DININI May 1st, 2006 2:23 AM

cause blue sucks!

Why is psyduck stupid?

joyce : the fluffy pirate~ May 1st, 2006 4:34 AM

Because it has weird eyes...o_0

Why is my little sister annoying again...? ><

Martin Yiu May 2nd, 2006 2:13 AM

Because she dates your boyfriend

Why staff made Todoroki?

Xiaphear May 2nd, 2006 2:22 AM

cause there chicken's! o_O

why doesn't a hippo fly?

Kaeru_ike May 2nd, 2006 2:42 AM

Because they get insulted by flying pigs
If you drive a car in the speed of light and turn on the front-lights, what happens then?

Shiny Umbreon May 3rd, 2006 11:09 AM

YOU GO BACKWARDS IN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!
Why aren't there Light-type Pokémons if there are Dark ones?

~Archer~ May 4th, 2006 12:28 AM

Because the dark type pokemon where trowing stuff at the light types because they where to bright.

Why does meat come from animals and not from rocks?

Klonoa May 5th, 2006 8:42 PM

Because then it would be too cheap.
Why is tuna tuna?

eleniak_witch May 5th, 2006 8:47 PM

Because Jessica Simpson said it was chicken, but it's not. Therefore, it is tuna.

What clothing brand are super mario's overalls?

Klonoa May 5th, 2006 8:51 PM

Ferrari because they are red and italian.
Why is tuna not chicken?

Amy-chan May 5th, 2006 8:52 PM

Because it is tuna? n_n;

Why won't the clock strike thirteen?

Klonoa May 5th, 2006 8:54 PM

Because if it did the apocolypse would happen.
what is pepto bismols secret?

Amy-chan May 5th, 2006 8:56 PM

That if you use it ten times in quick succession you will have no choice but to spaz and do the chicken dance.

Why does my teacher delight in feeding children cockroaches?

Klonoa May 5th, 2006 8:57 PM

Because they are rich in vitamins jessica and simpson.
why isant ice cream ice?

Amy-chan May 5th, 2006 8:58 PM

Because the cows that made it live in the tropics.

What is with that teddy bear?

Klonoa May 5th, 2006 9:01 PM

What teddy bear who what where when why?
Where did the light go?

Amy-chan May 5th, 2006 9:02 PM

Into that dragon's mouth.

Why can't anyone create a functional time machine?

Klonoa May 5th, 2006 9:03 PM

Because time is slow right now!
What is cheese?

Amy-chan May 5th, 2006 9:04 PM

Mayonaisse.

Got a problem with it?

Klonoa May 5th, 2006 9:05 PM

NO SSSMMMMMMMMMMOOORRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Why do I have to leave soon?

Amy-chan May 5th, 2006 9:07 PM

Because flarp happens.

What color is that red light?

Klonoa May 5th, 2006 9:08 PM

Blue just like my pencil sharpener!
Why do paper shredders shred paper?

Amy-chan May 5th, 2006 9:09 PM

Because someone has to do it.

Is that a paintbrush I see?

Klonoa May 5th, 2006 9:10 PM

No it is an elixer.
what is an elixer?

Amy-chan May 5th, 2006 9:11 PM

A word found somewhere in the first volume of the Harry Potter series...

Will eating the said volume make me immortal?

Klonoa May 5th, 2006 9:13 PM

No it will make led zepplin say satanic music[scary].
What is a notepad?

Amy-chan May 6th, 2006 6:52 AM

A place to keep all your doodles of rats and walking cinnamon sticks.

Any particular reason why I just randomly came here posting things?

diarugapal May 6th, 2006 7:25 AM

super cheese mario!

what happened to the dog i used to never have?

Amy-chan May 6th, 2006 7:32 AM

He ran away. 8(

What happened to the dalmatian-spotted, dalmatian-faced raptor I used to never have? 8O

diarugapal May 6th, 2006 7:49 AM

he went to his friends house to play turok evolution.

what's a packback?

Amy-chan May 6th, 2006 8:24 AM

A backpack that's been attacked by lizards.

Say what?

Xiaphear May 6th, 2006 10:18 AM

its a mix off whatsay!

why is the sky black in the night?

Klonoa May 6th, 2006 11:01 AM

Because it has to recharge its solar power.
what is jessica simpson?

Amy-chan May 7th, 2006 12:19 PM

A name that you've said before in this thread.

Why is it that every time you pick up an item on Dinosaur Planet tinkly notes that resemble "Do de do do!" play? o_O;

viridian doubletongue May 8th, 2006 5:40 AM

Because that's the sound the programmers put it.

Why is the sky white sometimes?

D.Sephiroth May 8th, 2006 5:55 AM

because black clouds look stupid.

why do we have toes?

viridian doubletongue May 8th, 2006 6:51 AM

Because if we didn't, our feet would go on forever.

What's a the difference between a watch & the word watch?

~Archer~ May 8th, 2006 6:53 AM

The dancing monkies that scream: SKREEEEEE!

If dancing monkies would dance the chachacha, what would a dancing rhino dance?

viridian doubletongue May 8th, 2006 6:59 AM

The lumbering horn dance.

What's the answer to Einstein's logic puzzle about who has the fish?

D.Sephiroth May 8th, 2006 8:58 AM

Sephiroth had it and ate it :P

if whe didn't had a sky, what should we do?

~Archer~ May 8th, 2006 9:28 AM

Stand on our heads and eat twenty bananas.

If this is then and then is this, what would mean when you say "what is this"?

Flashmew May 8th, 2006 10:00 AM

dunno!

do you know? ... *rolleyes*

viridian doubletongue May 9th, 2006 7:32 AM

dunno

how come his signature takes so long to load?

Alter Ego May 9th, 2006 7:47 AM

It's a simple matter of thermodynamics, my friend...you see, when bodies of different temperature come into contact...I mean, if we have conduction, then the thermal energy kind of...erm...I mean...when the warmer body loves the colder body very much...no, erm...ah...you'll understand when you're older.

Why can pi not be divided into two equally sized parts by a knife even though cake can? o.o

viridian doubletongue May 9th, 2006 7:48 AM

Because pi is a mathematical figure.

What's Pythagoras's shoe size?

Alter Ego May 9th, 2006 7:55 AM

Oh...about 24, give or take a slice of pi.

If it takes two hundred monkeys on typewriters x amount of years to replicate the collected works of Shakespeare, how long would it take five politicians and a parking cone to dig half a hole? o.o

Flashmew May 9th, 2006 8:32 AM

32 mins !

how long would it take 13 politicians and a parling cone?

Alter Ego May 9th, 2006 10:26 AM

An eternity, I'm afraid, you see...they would first have to elect a leader, so consequently every politican would vote for themselves and then they'd all start campaigning for the parking cone's vote. However, every time that poor thing would decide on one of the politicians the other twelve would cry 'foul' and demand a recounting of the votes. =P

Which is rounder...or a ball?

Flashmew May 9th, 2006 10:46 AM

...

Who's the wise guy who came up with: 'Never say never'?

Alter Ego May 9th, 2006 10:58 AM

Oh...he's the one whom the lesser deities are busy poking with sharp objects. Third layer of hell, right next to the bottomless pit of lost souls..can't miss it.

Why do you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway? o.o

Flashmew May 9th, 2006 11:51 AM

The "park" in parkway is not a verb.

Why isn't phonetically spelled the way it sounds?

Alter Ego May 10th, 2006 5:08 AM

Because "the way it sounds" is four alltogether different words than 'phonetically', silly. =P

Now then...a bit of physics. If it takes one, unladen african swallow two hours and fifteen minutes to fly across a set distance x, how long will it take two european swallows who are carrying a coconut of mass m between them by means of a piece of vine to cover the same distance? Air resistance and the mass of the vine are negligeable.

Flashmew May 11th, 2006 3:22 AM

haha ! lol ...

hmmm .. as long as it will take for forces to route out terror!

y is a boxing ring square?

Spinor May 11th, 2006 3:05 PM

SO IT CAN FIT ON PECOLA AND MAKE HIM LOSE WRESTLES!(GET IT!!!??,no?)

which which is a which in which which which has a which as a which?

Amy-chan May 11th, 2006 7:42 PM

Whom... o_O

Did the fact that the offending raven flew into a window make you feel any better?

viridian doubletongue May 12th, 2006 8:50 AM

Kind of... I hate birds.

Why'd John Prescot go to his fridge?

diarugapal May 18th, 2006 7:26 AM

because he wanted to put his butt to prank his uncle.

Why did I dream about death....with my pants off?

Martin Yiu May 18th, 2006 7:44 AM

Because all souls go to the heaven without clothes?


Do you like bryndza?

Demonta May 18th, 2006 7:49 AM

omg omg lolololz yea lolz, dat iz well amazin! I luv bryndza!

why du i talkz likez ziz? lolololz!

diarugapal May 19th, 2006 6:53 PM

because you're in special ed! lol im teasing..

how come I heard knocks on the door, and when I opened it Ed Boon came out of no where?

Latias,the happy May 20th, 2006 4:09 PM

Because he's stupid.

Why are squishy pillows attacking my head?

feraligatr1.0 May 20th, 2006 4:18 PM

because youre happy!
Why is feraligator red?

♥RanaRocket!☆ May 21st, 2006 3:14 AM

Coz its like a banana of course!
if a duck-billed platypus is marsupial that layth eggs, then whats a duck?

diarugapal May 24th, 2006 7:27 AM

a flying tomato

why am i addicted to the sky?

$H-GAGE$ May 24th, 2006 8:27 AM

...coz u hate it

why is my mousepad painted yellow n green n red n brown n black n pink n orange??

Alter Ego May 24th, 2006 8:53 AM

'Cause...it looks real cool that way? =3

Now children, what was the moral of this story?

$H-GAGE$ May 24th, 2006 9:36 AM

...its never say never Oo i sad it

y does this topic on have 16 pages?

Rioku_Zanketa May 24th, 2006 10:40 AM

because you looked at it...(lol I'm playing)

why does the good have to die young?....

Alistair May 24th, 2006 11:20 AM

Because the young are stupid, just like this thread. (Just Kidding)

What is life?

$H-GAGE$ May 25th, 2006 12:22 AM

...an apple!

y is life an apple?

Offtopic~This thread rulezz

viridian doubletongue May 25th, 2006 10:23 AM

Because life grew on a big apple tree.

Why not oranges?

Gary, the Magic Fairy May 25th, 2006 10:44 AM

Because: Apples > Oranges, duh.

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