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Because i'm not your mommy.
If i said that blue is purple, what would happen to red? |
It would all go out the window.
Is Jun-Tao Really A Lesbian? |
no,its a ladybug!
wtas a ladybug? |
Red.
Why do you hate me? |
Because you are 13.
What kind of color is burple? |
It's not a color... It's a type of chipmunk
If there are 3,000,000 people on a bus, and 2/3s of them get off, then 3 times that many people get on, and then 6/2.967,456s of the people get off, and then one off them says "Antidisistablishmentarianzim" and gets shotand dies, then why are Flying Squerels called Flying Foxes? |
YOu didn't ask a question...
what does du-du-duuuuuuuuuhhh mean? |
la-la-laaaaaaah
why is pichu yellow? |
It's yellow 'cause Pikachu is.
Hm... what's a PG-13? |
when you can't get in unless you bring 13 friends with p and g in there names.
What is a watch! |
Something to float on
Why can't you drink food? |
because it'll get on your clothes!
where can you get flowers? |
dreamland 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,(google[10{google}/100 by the power of google])light years away
is it true that the number googleplex is bigger than this 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 because it has google 0s? note:google and googleplex arent made up numbers |
i have absotutly no idea XD
Y cant pigz fly? |
Because people cant afford plane tickets for every time they want bacon.
What happens if if I do this: OMGLOLROFLMAO? |
YOU SAYING OH MY GOLY LORD OF LAND RUSHING OF FLAMES LIKING MASHED AQUA OH-HOLY-JUPITER?( OMGLOLROFLMAO),THEN YOU'LL BE SENT TO HELL IMIEDETLY
WHAT HAPPENS IF I SAY THIS? OH MY HOLY MOTHER FUdgeing GOD OF HEAVEN AND OF DEVILISH COSMIC glitCHES OF HOLY JUPITER LORDS!(OMHMFGOHAODCGOHJL)? |
You explode. (XD)
What's a rotten banana? |
a rotten fruit :p
What is an egg ? |
It's a chicken.
What's a Metropolis? |
the metro ( train in greek) of the poli (town in greek)
What is cupid's favourite ice cream flavour? |
Ketchup flavor, of course.
Which religion does God come from? |
None. He is atheist :p
Why is cube round? |
Because the triangle did explode.
Why the Bob-Ombs are running up the hill? (XD) |
cause they felt like it.
where was torchic based on a chicken? |
at popoye's chiken!XD
why is popoye's chiken n biscuits so good that you want luch there every day? |
Because it is magical!
Why is Utada Hikaru so hot? |
Because no one tried to cool her/it/him.
When will Iran make new atomic bomb and destroys small innocent state like Slovakia? |
November 27, 2358.
Why isnt Blue Pink? |
cause blue sucks!
Why is psyduck stupid? |
Because it has weird eyes...o_0
Why is my little sister annoying again...? >< |
Because she dates your boyfriend
Why staff made Todoroki? |
cause there chicken's! o_O
why doesn't a hippo fly? |
Because they get insulted by flying pigs
If you drive a car in the speed of light and turn on the front-lights, what happens then? |
YOU GO BACKWARDS IN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!
Why aren't there Light-type Pokémons if there are Dark ones? |
Because the dark type pokemon where trowing stuff at the light types because they where to bright.
Why does meat come from animals and not from rocks? |
Because then it would be too cheap.
Why is tuna tuna? |
Because Jessica Simpson said it was chicken, but it's not. Therefore, it is tuna.
What clothing brand are super mario's overalls? |
Ferrari because they are red and italian.
Why is tuna not chicken? |
Because it is tuna? n_n;
Why won't the clock strike thirteen? |
Because if it did the apocolypse would happen.
what is pepto bismols secret? |
That if you use it ten times in quick succession you will have no choice but to spaz and do the chicken dance.
Why does my teacher delight in feeding children cockroaches? |
Because they are rich in vitamins jessica and simpson.
why isant ice cream ice? |
Because the cows that made it live in the tropics.
What is with that teddy bear? |
What teddy bear who what where when why?
Where did the light go? |
Into that dragon's mouth.
Why can't anyone create a functional time machine? |
Because time is slow right now!
What is cheese? |
Mayonaisse.
Got a problem with it? |
NO SSSMMMMMMMMMMOOORRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Why do I have to leave soon? |
Because flarp happens.
What color is that red light? |
Blue just like my pencil sharpener!
Why do paper shredders shred paper? |
Because someone has to do it.
Is that a paintbrush I see? |
No it is an elixer.
what is an elixer? |
A word found somewhere in the first volume of the Harry Potter series...
Will eating the said volume make me immortal? |
No it will make led zepplin say satanic music[scary].
What is a notepad? |
A place to keep all your doodles of rats and walking cinnamon sticks.
Any particular reason why I just randomly came here posting things? |
super cheese mario!
what happened to the dog i used to never have? |
He ran away. 8(
What happened to the dalmatian-spotted, dalmatian-faced raptor I used to never have? 8O |
he went to his friends house to play turok evolution.
what's a packback? |
A backpack that's been attacked by lizards.
Say what? |
its a mix off whatsay!
why is the sky black in the night? |
Because it has to recharge its solar power.
what is jessica simpson? |
A name that you've said before in this thread.
Why is it that every time you pick up an item on Dinosaur Planet tinkly notes that resemble "Do de do do!" play? o_O; |
Because that's the sound the programmers put it.
Why is the sky white sometimes? |
because black clouds look stupid.
why do we have toes? |
Because if we didn't, our feet would go on forever.
What's a the difference between a watch & the word watch? |
The dancing monkies that scream: SKREEEEEE!
If dancing monkies would dance the chachacha, what would a dancing rhino dance? |
The lumbering horn dance.
What's the answer to Einstein's logic puzzle about who has the fish? |
Sephiroth had it and ate it :P
if whe didn't had a sky, what should we do? |
Stand on our heads and eat twenty bananas.
If this is then and then is this, what would mean when you say "what is this"? |
dunno!
do you know? ... *rolleyes* |
dunno
how come his signature takes so long to load? |
It's a simple matter of thermodynamics, my friend...you see, when bodies of different temperature come into contact...I mean, if we have conduction, then the thermal energy kind of...erm...I mean...when the warmer body loves the colder body very much...no, erm...ah...you'll understand when you're older.
Why can pi not be divided into two equally sized parts by a knife even though cake can? o.o |
Because pi is a mathematical figure.
What's Pythagoras's shoe size? |
Oh...about 24, give or take a slice of pi.
If it takes two hundred monkeys on typewriters x amount of years to replicate the collected works of Shakespeare, how long would it take five politicians and a parking cone to dig half a hole? o.o |
32 mins !
how long would it take 13 politicians and a parling cone? |
An eternity, I'm afraid, you see...they would first have to elect a leader, so consequently every politican would vote for themselves and then they'd all start campaigning for the parking cone's vote. However, every time that poor thing would decide on one of the politicians the other twelve would cry 'foul' and demand a recounting of the votes. =P
Which is rounder...or a ball? |
...
Who's the wise guy who came up with: 'Never say never'? |
Oh...he's the one whom the lesser deities are busy poking with sharp objects. Third layer of hell, right next to the bottomless pit of lost souls..can't miss it.
Why do you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway? o.o |
The "park" in parkway is not a verb.
Why isn't phonetically spelled the way it sounds? |
Because "the way it sounds" is four alltogether different words than 'phonetically', silly. =P
Now then...a bit of physics. If it takes one, unladen african swallow two hours and fifteen minutes to fly across a set distance x, how long will it take two european swallows who are carrying a coconut of mass m between them by means of a piece of vine to cover the same distance? Air resistance and the mass of the vine are negligeable. |
haha ! lol ...
hmmm .. as long as it will take for forces to route out terror! y is a boxing ring square? |
SO IT CAN FIT ON PECOLA AND MAKE HIM LOSE WRESTLES!(GET IT!!!??,no?)
which which is a which in which which which has a which as a which? |
Whom... o_O
Did the fact that the offending raven flew into a window make you feel any better? |
Kind of... I hate birds.
Why'd John Prescot go to his fridge? |
because he wanted to put his butt to prank his uncle.
Why did I dream about death....with my pants off? |
Because all souls go to the heaven without clothes?
Do you like bryndza? |
omg omg lolololz yea lolz, dat iz well amazin! I luv bryndza!
why du i talkz likez ziz? lolololz! |
because you're in special ed! lol im teasing..
how come I heard knocks on the door, and when I opened it Ed Boon came out of no where? |
Because he's stupid.
Why are squishy pillows attacking my head? |
because youre happy!
Why is feraligator red? |
Coz its like a banana of course!
if a duck-billed platypus is marsupial that layth eggs, then whats a duck? |
a flying tomato
why am i addicted to the sky? |
...coz u hate it
why is my mousepad painted yellow n green n red n brown n black n pink n orange?? |
'Cause...it looks real cool that way? =3
Now children, what was the moral of this story? |
...its never say never Oo i sad it
y does this topic on have 16 pages? |
because you looked at it...(lol I'm playing)
why does the good have to die young?.... |
Because the young are stupid, just like this thread. (Just Kidding)
What is life? |
...an apple!
y is life an apple? Offtopic~This thread rulezz |
Because life grew on a big apple tree.
Why not oranges? |
Because: Apples > Oranges, duh.
12? |
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